thepoke--2020-06-22--10 lockdown laughs – what have do we know now?

There are rumblings that the required distance we need to stay from people from other households may be reduced to @ @ @ @ @ with *checks notes* what the 1922 Committee told Boris Johnson to do .
Of course @ @ @ @ @ we need to know about our pandemic progress .
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The drop to alert @ @ @ @ @ .
We shouldn ’ t hold our breath while we wait for the app 3 @ @ @ @ @ like it ’ s all over 4 .
People ’ s plans are still being @ @ @ @ @ are open – with restrictions 6 .
The lockdown has thrown a spanner into the @ @ @ @ @ make a killing with the right product 8 .
It ’ s the same old @ @ @ @ @ 9 .
There are conclusions to be drawn from the data 10 .
We even @ @ @ @ @ are the hot pandemic topics ?
12 lockdown laughs

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There are rumblings that the required distance we need to stay from people from other households may be reduced to one metre, in line with *checks notes* what the 1922 Committee told Boris Johnson to do.
Of course, there are other things we need to know about our pandemic progress.
1. The drop to alert level 3 has implications
I'm delighted to announce that we are moving from Level 4 (Unofficial Herd Immunity) to Level 3 (Blatant Herd Immunity). — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 19, 2020
2. We shouldn’t hold our breath while we wait for the app
Matt Hancock says “we’ll get there” with the tracing app which is has a similar timeframe to getting human life on Mars#marr #ridge — end of daves ❄ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) June 21, 2020
3. Some people are acting like it’s all over
remember that pandemic we had this year? that was a wild few months huh — Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 19, 2020
4. People’s plans are still being disrupted
I was supposed to be at a My Chemical Romance gig with my mum today. We are both very sad, which I suppose is what they would have wanted — Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) June 20, 2020
5. The shops are open – with restrictions
People queueing outside Sports Direct must feel like a huge mug. — Darren Walsh Puns (@DarrenWalshPuns) June 15, 2020
6. The lockdown has thrown a spanner into the Premiership
I've said before: the best way to get a result against Liverpool is distract them with three months of a deadly pandemic before the game. Few listened to me when I said this in September. — Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 21, 2020
7. Somebody could make a killing with the right product
My new high protein face masks pic.twitter.com/A8xKnjlKvQ — Tankslapper (@tankslapper) June 21, 2020
8. It’s the same old story for some of us
I dont even have to wear a mask to promote social distancing. My personality works just fine. — karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) June 21, 2020
9. There are conclusions to be drawn from the data
The government have advised that Pubs that serve food can open and Pubs that don’t, can’t.
The only logical conclusion here is that eating food stops you getting Coronavirus.
So all those pounds I piled on during lockdown have basically been medicinal. — Baz (@bazlyons) June 21, 2020
10. We even miss the rubbish things
i miss checking in to hotels and getting briefed on what the concept of a hotel is — Luke Mones (@LukeMones) May 21, 2020
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What are the hot pandemic topics? 12 lockdown laughs
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thepoke--2020-06-24--Our 14 favourite funny posts about this pandemic life

A lot of people will be feeling quite emotional today , after the government held its last regular daily coronavirus @ @ @ @ @ s an emotion , right ?
People aren ’ t happy that there won ’ @ @ @ @ @ a couple of scientists there every day to pretend to answer their questions , but @ @ @ @ @ still Twitter – that bastion of completely sensible and dependable information .
10 funny takes @ @ @ @ @ are with the pandemic

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A lot of people will be feeling quite emotional today, after the government held its last regular daily coronavirus press conference. Anger’s an emotion, right?
People aren’t happy that there won’t be a minister and a couple of scientists there every day to pretend to answer their questions, but at least there’s still Twitter – that bastion of completely sensible and dependable information.
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I for one am not looking forward to the pubs reopening. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/4aswKtZeqc — 🔸Zig n Zag (@Its_Zig_n_Zag) June 22, 2020
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Oh no pic.twitter.com/vp1P1JIdfF — Emily Herring is extremely online (@EtheHerring) June 23, 2020
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Number of people tested according to government figures on Monday: "Unavailable" Every day for last month: "Unavailable" According to Matt Hancock: "We don't have the figures" According to Alok Sharma: 240,000 That's numberwang! pic.twitter.com/So88Teiwy9 — David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 24, 2020
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.@BorisJohnson is it still winner stays on on pub pool tables? Name on the board or money on the table? Two shots carry? One shot on the black? I welcome the reopening of pubs but the guidelines are still incredibly vague. — Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) June 23, 2020
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Maybe the reason why they're still not letting us play cricket is because the disease started in bats. — Robert Colvile (@rcolvile) June 23, 2020
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I’ve never wrestled a bear but I did just try putting jeans on after 14 weeks in lockdown — Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) June 23, 2020
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Top tip: If you aren't sure how far one metre is, try imagining two metres then half it.#DailyBriefing — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 23, 2020
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I think we need to stop calling it 'working from home' and start calling it 'living at work' — Heather De-Quincey (@H_DeQuincey) June 22, 2020
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People justifying why they think it’s ok to start going to restaurants and bars again even though the coronavirus threat hasn’t gone away. pic.twitter.com/OCOd2JZwAH — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 23, 2020
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PM announces reduction in social distancing rules, much to the delight of business owners who've spent the last month marking out 2m with black and yellow tape. — Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 23, 2020
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Sorry but unless you’re my husband/immediate family/best mate, being any less than a meter away from me was weird in normal times — Sian Harries (@sianharries_) June 23, 2020
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"Pubs, restaurants, hotels and hairdressers can open from 4 July in England… Boris Johnson said people should remain 2m apart where possible but a "one metre plus" rule will be introduced." How the fuck can hairdressers stay 1m away from clients?! pic.twitter.com/0aihHxEaFj — Phlegm -I was being ironic- Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 23, 2020
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10 funny takes on wherever it is we are with the pandemic
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thepoke--2020-06-24--The end credits of the season finale of The Great British Coronavirus Briefings hilariously tie up a

The end credits of the season finale of The Great British Coronavirus Briefings hilariously tie up all the loose ends

Now that the coronavirus briefings have been reduced to the occasional special , we ’ re going to miss the @ @ @ @ @ them to pieces for being useless .
Before they become a distant memory , let @ @ @ @ @ all the main characters have been up to , courtesy of TV producer and director @ @ @ @ @ people loved it as much as we did .
Helen Bray was a little emotional @ @ @ @ @ ’ t worry , Helen – they ’ ll probably start up again with the @ @ @ @ @ briefing got an 80s quiz show ending and it worked a lot better than it @

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Now that the coronavirus briefings have been reduced to the occasional special, we’re going to miss the opportunity to *checks notes* pull them to pieces for being useless.
Before they become a distant memory, let’s find out what all the main characters have been up to, courtesy of TV producer and director, Joe Myerscough.
The best bit of any final episode is when they tell what everyone is up to now… #DailyBriefing (inspired by the peerless @Darren_Dutton) pic.twitter.com/voLzauST5j — Joe Myerscough (@joemyerscough) June 23, 2020
These people loved it as much as we did.
This is genius 😅😅 https://t.co/OMMkG2usih — Ryan Williams (@razza6999) June 23, 2020
I honestly think this is one of the best things I've ever seen. https://t.co/IbDrwIHzjy — Teaching Geography (@TeachingGeogra1) June 23, 2020
Helen Bray was a little emotional at the ending.
Like any final episode, I had a little crush at this 😢 https://t.co/oQ1qJpiHwz — Helen Bray (@hjb224) June 23, 2020
Don’t worry, Helen – they’ll probably start up again with the second wave.
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The daily briefing got an 80s quiz show ending and it worked a lot better than it should
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thepoke--2020-06-24--“Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it” goes exactly as you’d expect

Vlogger Ross Creations probably gave this computer repairman the story he ’ ll dine out on for the rest of @ @ @ @ @ went viral with the evidence .
We toast his creativity .
He also posted it @ @ @ @ @ than seven million views , it has picked up a great many comments .
These @ @ @ @ @ the guy trying to voice the story for YouTube struggled to keep his composure .
@ @ @ @ @ about extra school is some next-level kid pranking

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Vlogger Ross Creations probably gave this computer repairman the story he’ll dine out on for the rest of his life, and he went viral with the evidence.
We toast his creativity. He also posted it on Twitter.
Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it pic.twitter.com/xFepzUDVvC — RossCreations (@CreationsRoss) June 21, 2020
With more than seven million views, it has picked up a great many comments.
These were our favourites.
Its bean a while since my computer worked correctly https://t.co/LhJWCaCtdq — Chris G. (@chrisgomez73) June 24, 2020
Having a similar problem. Let me know if there’s a quick fix? — Mike Falzone (@MikeFalzone) June 22, 2020
He must uninstall Java. — Adam Of Tall Trades 🇨🇦 (@adamof_alltrade) June 22, 2020
Even the guy trying to voice the story for YouTube struggled to keep his composure.
I’m having a difficult time with this one 😂 pic.twitter.com/sa2mofPRom — Daily Dose (@ddofinternet) June 22, 2020
That’s definitely not canned laughter.
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This “government letter” about extra school is some next-level kid pranking
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thepoke--2020-06-24--The government’s calling time on its daily Covid-19 briefing – 5 favourite farewells

After 92 episodes , the UK ’ s Daily Briefing Show has come to an end .
No more scientists @ @ @ @ @ policy without actually calling them a bunch of w*nkers .
No more made-up numbers – @ @ @ @ @ you , Priti .
The PM himself took the last briefing , announcing a reduction @ @ @ @ @ , and the opening of museums , leisure centres and hair salons , among other @ @ @ @ @ briefing to report on how those measures pan out , it was the political equivalent @ @ @ @ @ little chance of us ever finding out who did it .
As with the previous @ @ @ @ @ on hand with some darkly humorous commentary .
Boris Johnson says pubs can reopen in @ @ @ @ @ 13 favourite things people are saying about it

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After 92 episodes, the UK’s Daily Briefing Show has come to an end.
No more “Next slide please.” No more scientists trying to disagree with government policy without actually calling them a bunch of w*nkers. No more made-up numbers – we’re looking at you, Priti.
BREAKING: No 10 announces that today will be the last of the daily press conferences. They'll only be holding them from now on to coincide with "significant announcements" including with the PM. — Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) June 23, 2020
The PM himself took the last briefing, announcing a reduction in the minimum social distance, and the opening of museums, leisure centres and hair salons, among other things.
With no scheduled briefing to report on how those measures pan out, it was the political equivalent of shooting J.R. with very little chance of us ever finding out who did it.
As with the previous 91 briefings, Twitter was on hand with some darkly humorous commentary.
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No more Daily Briefing. Going to miss it. Maybe they should do a compilation show, or get Rylan to count us down the best bits. — Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) June 23, 2020
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Can't believe they cancelled the daily briefing show after one season just because the main characters killed loads of people — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 23, 2020
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Today is the last daily briefing.
We didn't want to still be having to answer questions next week when the death rate starts to rise again. #DailyBriefing — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 23, 2020
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some say The Daily Press Conference jumped the shark several seasons ago — Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 23, 2020
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Ah the last ever #dailybriefing I will miss the ones presented by Frank Spencer they were the best — end of daves ❄ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) June 23, 2020
Understandably, James O’Brien wasn’t in a joking mood.
The scant scrutiny of their entering & handling of lockdown will not be extended to their attempts at exiting.
How utterly & disgracefully predictable. https://t.co/60JwHiR2Zw — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 23, 2020
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Boris Johnson says pubs can reopen in England on 4 July – 13 favourite things people are saying about it
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thepoke--2020-06-24--How to exercise when the pubs are open but the gyms are closed

The pubs are open but the gyms are closed , so how are people supposed to get beach body ready @ @ @ @ @ With Joe has ended , there ’ s a celebrity workout slot just waiting for @ @ @ @ @ Jonny Oliver ’ .
We fully expect all of you to at least try the @ @ @ @ @ of bobs and weaves .
Lockdown lethargy ?
Not us .
This hilarious sketch imagines @ @ @ @ @ Katie Hopkins she was banned

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The pubs are open but the gyms are closed, so how are people supposed to get beach body ready?
Like this.
Pubs opening, but gyms closed? Don’t worry, ‘Caribbean’ chef Jonny Oliver returns with the perfect pub workout 🍻🥴 pic.twitter.com/rtTomAX12q — Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) June 23, 2020
Now that P.E. With Joe has ended, there’s a celebrity workout slot just waiting for Munya Chawawa – or ‘Jonny Oliver’.
Here’s how Twitter reacted.
The last move finished me 😂 https://t.co/AmIqKjNnF9 — dev (@dev_101) June 23, 2020
He literally doesn’t miss and how does he edit these videos so quickly?! https://t.co/eGMwZPHeRm — HabKat (@Habibakatsha) June 23, 2020
You’ve done it again omg — jack rem x (@jackremmington) June 23, 2020
“C’mon Boris you bloodclaart” took me out 😂😂😂😩😩 — Nicola (@NicolaMBlair) June 23, 2020
We fully expect all of you to at least try the Weineken Walk or a couple of bobs and weaves. Lockdown lethargy? Not us.
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This hilarious sketch imagines how Twitter might have told Katie Hopkins she was banned
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thepoke--2020-06-24--Trump thinks too much testing is behind America’s terrible coronavirus rate – 7 thorough debunkings

During his rally in Tulsa , Donald Trump once again brought up his oddly persistent belief that increased testing causes @ @ @ @ @ , rather than simply alerting the country to an existing one .
Here ’ s @ @ @ @ @ .
Even though he ’ d said this before , White House staff insisted he @ @ @ @ @ to which he responded “ I don ’ t kid.
” He then tweeted this @ @ @ @ @ illustrate the stupidity of his theory .
Donald Trump thinks testing increases cases of Covid-19 @ @ @ @ @ takedowns you need to read

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During his coronavirus party rally in Tulsa, Donald Trump once again brought up his oddly persistent belief that increased testing causes a high rate of Covid-19, rather than simply alerting the country to an existing one.
Here’s what he said this time.
Trump: When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more people. You’re going to find more cases. So I said to my people slow the testing down please. pic.twitter.com/RalPJeVH0F — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) June 21, 2020
Even though he’d said this before, White House staff insisted he was “kidding”, to which he responded “I don’t kid.”
He then tweeted this:
Cases are going up in the U.S. because we are testing far more than any other country, and ever expanding. With smaller testing we would show fewer cases! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 23, 2020
He’s not kidding.
These seven takedowns beautifully illustrate the stupidity of his theory.
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Donnie, let me explain. With less testing, you will show, as data, fewer cases, but there will STILL BE MORE AND MORE SICK PEOPLE! EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT REPORTED AS TESTS, THEY ARE STILL SICK. WTF is wrong with you?? All you care about is WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. NOT WHAT IT IS. https://t.co/1UteDiF0zS — bettemidler (@BetteMidler) June 23, 2020
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If you banned all testing for cancer you could claim that you'd cured it. That would be a real election winner. https://t.co/tkqD1ieoBV — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 23, 2020
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Ladies, if you don't get a pregnancy test, you're not really pregnant. — Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) June 23, 2020
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Took down all the smoke detectors in my house to show fewer cases of 🔥. — Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) June 23, 2020
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And if you stop weighing yourself, you stop gaining weight. https://t.co/S5o0Lot6bC — The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 23, 2020
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If you stop holding press conferences, the questions will disappear — Anthony David (@ProfTonyDavid) June 23, 2020
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? https://t.co/cCLvdDYJ76 — Steve Kerr (@SteveKerr) June 23, 2020
George Takei gets it.
We actually rank #26th in the world in per capita testing, Donald. Given the size of our country, we need to do more, not less. Also, you're an idiot. https://t.co/3jviX9za6i — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 23, 2020
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thepoke--2020-06-23--Rishi Sunak tweeted about going to the pub and everyone made the same point

Boris Johnson isn ’ t the only one excited about the pubs re-opening on 4 July .
Chancellor Rishi Sunak @ @ @ @ @ this because he went on Twitter to say so .
And there was something about @ @ @ @ @ a little bit odd .
Not the bit about not drinking – you don ’ @ @ @ @ @ go to the pub .
But the picture .
Everything about the picture .
Sajid @ @ @ @ @ but got his joke wrong .
Could have been worse , he could have been @ @ @ @ @ Tea .
People loved Yorkshire Tea ’ s response after the chancellor was pictured with @ @ @ @

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Boris Johnson isn’t the only one excited about the pubs re-opening on 4 July. Chancellor Rishi Sunak is too. We know this because he went on Twitter to say so.
I can’t wait to get back to the pub…and I don’t even drink. Good news for business today and glad we’ll all have a chance to enjoy the summer safely. #4thofJuly pic.twitter.com/6igrPpBu96 — Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) June 23, 2020
And there was something about it that struck everyone as a little bit odd. Not the bit about not drinking – you don’t have to drink to go to the pub.
But the picture. Everything about the picture.
pubs don't sell kettles what kind of pub is this — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 23, 2020
That is a shop. — Matt Haig (@matthaig1) June 23, 2020
“I’ll have a pint of kettles please…. and a packet of those toasters. The pink ones.” https://t.co/xAQHJlqSFm — Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) June 23, 2020
If you’ve not drunk beer out of a toaster you’ve never lived 😂 — Max Aremia (@MaxAremia) June 23, 2020
Rishi, I’ve got some news for you about that ‘pub’, mate. You might want to sit down for this. — 🏳🌈 Max 🏳🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) June 23, 2020
Does he know what a pub is https://t.co/kAViBi84RN — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 23, 2020
Sajid Javid tried to join in but got his joke wrong.
Could have been worse, he could have been making a cup of Yorkshire Tea.
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People loved Yorkshire Tea’s response after the chancellor was pictured with it making a cuppa


thepoke--2020-06-23--This man singing Bon Jovi (and what happens next) has gone viral all over again

There ’ s a good chance you ’ ve already seen this clip of a man on a bench singing @ @ @ @ @ ’ On A Prayer .
If you haven ’ t then you ’ re in @ @ @ @ @ if you have well it bears repeated viewing , we reckon .
We only mention @ @ @ @ @ gone viral all over again and , well , here it is .
When the @ @ @ @ @ helicopter rota

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There’s a good chance you’ve already seen this clip of a man on a bench singing Bon Jovi’s Livin’ On A Prayer.
If you haven’t then you’re in for a treat, and if you have well it bears repeated viewing, we reckon.
We only mention it because it’s gone viral all over again and, well, here it is.
This man was sitting alone on a park bench – singing Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ by himself. Until the end. Humanity.🌎❤🎶 pic.twitter.com/Px5tPvHFZG — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 22, 2020
Beautiful.
So awesome!!! There is good out there…. — Eric Weddle (@weddlesbeard) June 22, 2020
Everyone be honest, how many people watched it a 2nd time just so they could sing along? I did.🙋🏼♂ — Just Chris 🐝🍷 (@logical_cristo) June 22, 2020
I can’t stop watching it! The way he lifts his drink when everyone joins in, just gets me every time — Matthew Edmondson (@Vorlor24) June 22, 2020
Always important to remember that the majority of the people we encounter are not only good but great. — Alfonseca’s Sixth Finger (@StayOppoJavy) June 22, 2020
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When the camera frame rate matches the helicopter rota
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thepoke--2020-06-23--When the camera frame rate matches the helicopter rota

When the camera frame rate matches the helicopter rota … it looks very odd indeed .
Reminded us of this @ @ @ @ @ different .
People are sharing the life cycles of different things and it ’ s @ @ @ @ @

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When the camera frame rate matches the helicopter rota … it looks very odd indeed.
Camera frame rate matches helicopter rotor.. 🚁 🎥 IG: reecedeavor pic.twitter.com/1cE3tcTvzP — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) June 19, 2020
Reminded us of this! Similar, but very different.
When the GIF frames per second match your leg speed. pic.twitter.com/dB6IVnU8mp — Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 18, 2017
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People are sharing the life cycles of different things and it’s the distraction we needed today
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thepoke--2020-06-23--Having a bad day? Could be worse, you could live next door to these people

People have been sharing their examples of ‘ neighbours from hell ’ and they are often funny and occasionally infuriating @ @ @ @ @ .
It also helps take the edge off a bad day because , you know @ @ @ @ @ .
You could live next door to one of these people ( as collected by @ @ @ @ @ Panda ) .
Not sure which one ’ s the neighbour from hell in some @ @ @ @ @ both .
Well they are neighbours .
A lovely little practical joke if your neighbour @ @ @ @ @ ’ t what they might be

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People have been sharing their examples of ‘neighbours from hell’ and they are often funny and occasionally infuriating, as you might imagine.
It also helps take the edge off a bad day because, you know, it could be worse. You could live next door to one of these people (as collected by the good people of Bored Panda).
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Not sure which one’s the neighbour from hell in some of those exchanges. Maybe both. Well they are neighbours.
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A lovely little practical joke if your neighbour’s security settings aren’t what they might be
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thepoke--2020-06-23--Boris Johnson says pubs can reopen in England on 4 July – 13 favourite things people are saying abou

Boris Johnson says pubs can reopen in England on 4 July – 13 favourite things people are saying about it

Boris Johnson has announced that pubs will reopen in England on 4 July , although drinkers will still have to @ @ @ @ @ .
If you ’ re mildly confused what ’ s going to open – and @ @ @ @ @ here ’ s a brief guide that might help .
There was lots of excitement @ @ @ @ @ everyone was quite so sure .
See you there !
Someone got so fed up @ @ @ @ @ to the pub they did this

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Boris Johnson has announced that pubs will reopen in England on 4 July, although drinkers will still have to keep their distance, obviously.
“Almost as eagerly awaited as a pint – will be a haircut.” Boris Johnson says England will relax the two metre rule and that pubs, restaurants and hairdressers will reopen from 4th July – and two households will be able to meet indoors. pic.twitter.com/WzKNezfxZT — Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) June 23, 2020
If you’re mildly confused what’s going to open – and what isn’t – here’s a brief guide that might help.
From 4th July, in England: ✅ hairdressers
✅ pubs
✅ restaurants
✅ shops
✅ cinemas
✅ museums
✅ galleries
✅ staying overnight ⛔ gyms
⛔ spas
⛔ indoor swimming pools
⛔ nail salons
⛔ soft-play areas
⛔ bowling alleys
⛔ nightclubs — Nick Stylianou (@nmsonline) June 23, 2020
There was lots of excitement, obviously.
The whole of UK when Boris announced that the pubs are reopening on the 4th of July:#PubsReopening pic.twitter.com/vRXyQfsfSz — Josh. (@NoveltyBobble12) June 23, 2020
But not everyone was quite so sure.
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https://twitter.com/davemacladd/status/1275396030616436737?s=20
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Wouldn't mind giving my details at the pub. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. — Stephen Graham (@PlopGazette) June 23, 2020
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I guess July 4th 2020 this is the TRUE independence day. — Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 23, 2020
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A pint of COVID-19, please landlord. — Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) June 23, 2020
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Ah yes. Pubs and bars. I've always found their clientel to be the most respectful of personal boundaries. — Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) June 23, 2020
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From July 4th: Wrestling ✖
Conniving✖
Chess ✔
Jousting ✔ — Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) June 23, 2020
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No gyms but you can fuckin share a rolled up twenty in a pub toilet talking conspiracy theories with flat earth Dave round the corner cos he knows more than MI5, surprisingly. — Sleaford Mods (@sleafordmods) June 23, 2020
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Boris Johnson says bowling alleys still can’t open. Typical Conservatives always being against letting people strike. — Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 23, 2020
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Anyone know what is happening with pianos in train stations? https://t.co/hARSOkeLCn — Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) June 23, 2020
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Excited to hear that the social distancing in model villages will soon be dropped from 2cm to 1cm. — Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) June 23, 2020
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as much as I love pubs, I was that sad case who enjoyed sitting in the park with friends and paying next to nothing for beer — Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 23, 2020
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Boris Johnson: "I have in my hand a piece of paper signed by the Coronavirus, agreeing not to infect any more British citizens if we open our public houses" pic.twitter.com/2eIhliNrQh — Richard Littler (@richard_littler) June 23, 2020
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So we'll be able to use the Wetherspoons app again before the covid tracing app — Esther Webber (@estwebber) June 23, 2020
See you there!
https://twitter.com/Its_Zig_n_Zag/status/1275113843862224896?s=20
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Someone got so fed up not being able to go to the pub they did this
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thepoke--2020-06-23--People are sharing the life cycles of different things and it’s the distraction we needed today

This is a lovely thing that started when @ AlfieDaye over on Twitter shared this picture of the life cycle @ @ @ @ @ Blackberries have cool stages of life , no ?
’ said Alfie .
It prompted @ @ @ @ @ of other stuff and it ’ s really rather wonderful .
Here are some of @ @ @ @ @ by the good people of BoredPanda .

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This is a lovely thing that started when @AlfieDaye over on Twitter shared this picture of the life cycle of a blackberry.
‘Blackberries have cool stages of life, no?’ said Alfie.
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It prompted people to share life cycles of other stuff and it’s really rather wonderful. Here are some of the best, as collected by the good people of BoredPanda.
1. Coffee
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2. Cotton
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3. Strawberry
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4. Blueberry
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5. Leaf
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6. Bleeding Heart
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7. Ladybird
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8. Lemon
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9. Blackberry
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The life cycle of a Chapstick
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thepoke--2020-06-23--A customer gave a bad restaurant review because of this employee’s T-shirt and got exactly the respo

A customer gave a bad restaurant review because of this employee’s T-shirt and got exactly the responses they deserved

There are lots of reasons you might leave a bad restaurant review but when a customer begins by saying how @ @ @ @ @ and service , you might think it ’ s going to be a good one @ @ @ @ @ , whose dining experience was by all accounts ruined because an employee was wearing a @ @ @ @ @ And here is their review .
It went wildly viral after it was shared by @ @ @ @ @ very satisfying ending .
And here are just some of the things people were saying @ @ @

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There are lots of reasons you might leave a bad restaurant review but when a customer begins by saying how much they enjoyed the food and service, you might think it’s going to be a good one.
But not this customer, whose dining experience was by all accounts ruined because an employee was wearing a T-shirt that said this.
And here is their review.
It went wildly viral after it was shared by on Twitter and had a very satisfying ending.
Update: he’s getting roasted on Facebook lol. — Black Rights Are Human Rights (@bryantinak) June 18, 2020
Talked to my bosses. They were upset at the customer for making an absurd complaint. I misunderstood the upset (we were in the middle of a rush) as being directed at me. They have no problem with me wearing the shirt and actually urge me to continue to if I wish to do so. — Black Rights Are Human Rights (@bryantinak) June 18, 2020
Final update: So many people direct messaged the guy that he deleted his bad review. I will continue wearing my plethora of anti-racism/homophobia/colonization/etc shirts and we ended up getting a lot of positive reviews about how my bosses handled everything. Game, set, match. — Black Rights Are Human Rights (@bryantinak) June 19, 2020
I guess I said “final update” but there is more. My bosses are ordering a bunch of the shirts so that everyone in the restaurant can have one. Stay tuned for a group pic in a few weeks when they come in 😍😛 — Black Rights Are Human Rights (@bryantinak) June 19, 2020
https://t.co/5MphR5eWvD The shirt^^ — Black Rights Are Human Rights (@bryantinak) June 19, 2020
And here are just some of the things people were saying about it.
I’m confused on why he thinks you asking people not to be racist is pushing ideologies. — Jessica 🌞 (@jessicaaa907) June 18, 2020
that’s actually an extremely professional shirt. it even says have a nice day. how much more professional can you get — i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) June 19, 2020
I don’t see how this doesn’t backfire on him. He “really enjoyed” the food, but won’t return? What happens next time someone he’s with wants to eat there? “Oh no I can’t. They have great food, BUT THAT GUY WITH THE SHIRT” — Que (@quinn_ramirez9) June 18, 2020
Haha crazy that racism is a controversial issue? You have an issue about not being racist? Interesting… — sud 🧼🛁 (@sydneyasplund) June 17, 2020
To conclude …
You know how racist you gotta be to get offended over the phrase “don’t be racist”????? https://t.co/1bpkMv8yca — Des. (@DesNotDesmond) June 18, 2020
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thepoke--2020-06-23--10 funny takes on wherever it is we are with the pandemic

The latest updates from the government , as far as we can make out , mean that people can stop shielding in August , theatres and museums can open from early July and the app – which currently doesn ’ t exist – is now the cherry on the cake rather than crucial .
That could all change by the weekend , so for now we ’ re going to sit tight and enjoy Twitter ’ s funny takes on the whole catastrophe .
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The reduction in social-distancing requirements isn ’ t everyone ’ s cup of tea @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for dogs and another for cows – apparently 4 .
There are unexpected benefits to wearing masks 5 .
Not everybody wants to go back to work 7 .
Technology is the new nanny state 8 .
Some decisions may not be following the science 9 .
The price of socialising may be more than we ’ re prepared to pay 10 .
The anti-vax argument hasn ’ t become any stronger But , hey !
At least we can go on holiday .
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The latest updates from the government, as far as we can make out, mean that people can stop shielding in August, theatres and museums can open from early July and the app – which currently doesn’t exist – is now the cherry on the cake rather than crucial.
That could all change by the weekend, so for now we’re going to sit tight and enjoy Twitter’s funny takes on the whole catastrophe.
1. The reduction in social-distancing requirements isn’t everyone’s cup of tea
So good that they're reducing social-distancing from 2m to 1m. I can't tell you the number of times during pandemic I've been in the supermarket and thought if only I could get a little closer to the obese man with with body odour issues talking to himself in Tongues — Omid Djalili (@omid9) June 22, 2020
2. There’s one law for dogs and another for cows – apparently
Again, I’m struck by the inconsistencies of lockdown pic.twitter.com/wZqP4dL6J8 — Yakub Qureshi (@yqshi) June 20, 2020
3. Social distancing can look strangely familiar
Vicar to Rook 4. https://t.co/TWmrkHniba — Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 22, 2020
4. There are unexpected benefits to wearing masks
Not wearing masks in public: – Maybe killing older and at-risk folks
– Massive missed opportunity for style statements
– Extremely gauche Wearing masks in public: – Good prep for The Purge
– *So* mysterious
– Helps you get into the mindset of Optimus Prime so you can catch him — Al Kennedy (@housetoastonish) June 21, 2020
5. Not everybody wants to go back to work
Me: I can't wait until I can go back to the office.
Work: The offices are now reopened.
Me: shit — Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 22, 2020
6. …or the gym
ME: Oh cool the gyms are open again WIFE: 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😂🤣 ME: 😂 — mo (@chuuew) June 22, 2020
7. Technology is the new nanny state
The updated Apple Watch is going to tell you if you need to wash your hands for longer. There is no way we ever had the imagination to land a man on the moon. — Tiahowler Jon Von Biltawülf (@Biltawulf) June 22, 2020
8. Some decisions may not be following the science
Boris Johnson expected to announce certain pubs can reopen, after positive meeting with new Chief Scientific Adviser: pic.twitter.com/1vmW6Acmqh — Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 22, 2020
9. The price of socialising may be more than we’re prepared to pay
would you spit into a cup to get back into spoons?? — Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 22, 2020
10. The anti-vax argument hasn’t become any stronger
ME: I’m still a little nervous about a deadly virus that’s killed 120,000 Americans in just months PERSON WHO IS SCARED OF THE MEASLES VACCINE: wow panic over nothing much — sk8r boi (@SortaBad) June 20, 2020
But, hey! At least we can go on holiday.
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10 lockdown laughs – what do we know now?
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thepoke--2020-06-23--Nigel Havers won the battle of the backgrounds on GMB – the 7 funniest reactions

Nigel Havers spoke via video link to Good Morning Britain to highlight the desperate plight of the UK ’ s @ @ @ @ @ implement a rescue package .
It wasn ’ t his message that got him trending @ @ @ @ @ as much as the view behind him in the video .
These were the funniest @ @ @ @ @ .
Nicola Jane Williams had a sneaking suspicion about how Nigel had achieved such opulent @ @ @ @ @ t seem like a fake background kind of a guy .
People have been getting @ @ @ @ @ – 11 of the best

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Nigel Havers spoke via video link to Good Morning Britain to highlight the desperate plight of the UK’s theatres and the need to implement a rescue package.
It wasn’t his message that got him trending on Twitter, however, as much as the view behind him in the video.
Nigel Havers knocking it out the park with the battle of who has the best background on video call. pic.twitter.com/2PqwoB7Zlg — Keith R (@TheHornyHaggis) June 23, 2020
These were the funniest things people said about it.
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What I like most about this is that it makes it look like Nigel Havers has an oil painting of the ITV logo. pic.twitter.com/dUkCPFFopR — Jon ‘Stay In Your’ Holmes (@jonholmes1) June 23, 2020
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Nigel Havers lives at the Palace of Versailles pic.twitter.com/cbD0hRPAYP — MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson) June 23, 2020
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"… this is Nigel Havers, reporting live from Jumanji."#GMB pic.twitter.com/OSRvaF8m9z — Danny Harrison (@dannyaharrison) June 23, 2020
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Nigel Havers Room is exactly how you imagined it would be – Beats all those other Rooms with the IKEA Billy Bookcases 🤣 pic.twitter.com/usm7PwvM6l — Dave Irons (@David_Irons65) June 23, 2020
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Nigel Havers looking spiffing at 8:13am on GMB, sitting in his drawing room, soft lighting, roll neck, a whiff of Joop. Primed, locked & loaded , ready to bang your Mam. pic.twitter.com/a3Nzhd7Ajt — Craig Corny (@CraigShitpeas) June 23, 2020
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Nigel Havers here, self isolating in 1788 pic.twitter.com/PdzH9lY0nJ — Cants (@cantsey) June 23, 2020
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It's always cocktail o'clock at Nigel Havers' pad. pic.twitter.com/q8YkngE5ms — Not Withnail (@notwithnail) June 23, 2020
Nicola Jane Williams had a sneaking suspicion about how Nigel had achieved such opulent surroundings.
I think Nigel Havers is using one of those fake backgrounds on zoom! 😂😂😂 @GMB pic.twitter.com/7xmBshw22p — Nicola Jane Williams (@nickyn00dle1987) June 23, 2020
He doesn’t seem like a fake background kind of a guy.
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People have been getting creative with their Zoom backgrounds – 11 of the best
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thepoke--2020-06-25--People can’t decide whether this woman’s boyfriend is lying about Tinder or using next-level logic

The @ redditships Twitter account shares posts from the subreddit r/relationship_advice , which does exactly what it says on the @ @ @ @ @ had people in a bit of a headspin as they read through a post by @ @ @ @ @ her boyfriend ’ s excuse for using Tinder might actually be plausible .
See what @ @ @ @ @ a point doesn ’ t he ?
Or does he ?
Twitter was as conflicted @ @ @ @ @ closest we can come to a conclusion is this : This Tinder takedown went viral @ @ @ @ @ coming back from it

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The @redditships Twitter account shares posts from the subreddit r/relationship_advice, which does exactly what it says on the tin.
A recent post had people in a bit of a headspin as they read through a post by a 29-year-old woman asking if her boyfriend’s excuse for using Tinder might actually be plausible.
See what you think.
He has a point doesn’t he? Or does he? Twitter was as conflicted as we are.
Future lawyer, this dude https://t.co/9CLeILo92e — Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 22, 2020
Who wants to tell her? 😭 https://t.co/1sa1soJznf — Drinka Champagne (@tinnkky) June 22, 2020
This is literally the only one of these where I did the biggest 180 of my life starting with “girl are you stupid?” to being like “we’re living in 2020 and this man is living in 3020”. https://t.co/8l3JqQHlUG pic.twitter.com/LgHEmrg3Kc — Chantal KC (@NSLCpunk) June 22, 2020
pic.twitter.com/X4bGhCFDXG — I got 1/10 Virgils on it (@plastic_wings_) June 22, 2020
The closest we can come to a conclusion is this:
If he's telling the truth, he's brilliant. If he's lying, he's still brilliant but you gotta respect it. https://t.co/VGSmoN2Zn5 — El infame Sergacabra (@FantomasSerg) June 22, 2020
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This Tinder takedown went viral because there really is no coming back from it
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thepoke--2020-06-25--If Supertramp covered the theme song from Postman Pat

Darrell Maclaine is a very talented guy – he can play and sing pretty much any TV theme in the @ @ @ @ @ .
Past examples have included David Bowie singing the theme from Button Moon , the @ @ @ @ @ and the superb Pulp covering Danger Mouse .
His latest one is every bit as @ @ @ @ @ he shows exactly how Supertramp would have approached the theme song from Postman Pat .
@ @ @ @ @ have been saying about the clip .
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Darrell Maclaine is a very talented guy – he can play and sing pretty much any TV theme in the style of our favourite acts.
Past examples have included David Bowie singing the theme from Button Moon, the Bee Gees doing Minder, and the superb Pulp covering Danger Mouse.
His latest one is every bit as amazing as those, as he shows exactly how Supertramp would have approached the theme song from Postman Pat.
Supertramp sing Postman Pat. pic.twitter.com/IXGohQItYE — Darrell Maclaine (@maclockdown) June 23, 2020
He’s simply nailed it.
Here’s what people have been saying about the clip.
This has just raised my mood from meh to happy – brilliant — Dr Chris P ⚫ (@CATS_Chris) June 23, 2020
I've seen a lot of wonderful weirdness on Twitter over the years. This mash up of Supertramp and Postman Pat wins todays prize! https://t.co/ntUM3BwNxX — Sue Horsford (@fingal1962) June 23, 2020
THIS is sensational!!! The closest you would ever get to hearing Roger Hodgson sing the theme from 'Postman Pat'. 😍👏 https://t.co/S3p94Io2Jm — Stuart Vallantine 🌈 (@Atlantean7001) June 24, 2020
Emma Kennedy had a post-lockdown suggestion for Darrell.
You need to do an Edinburgh show when doing Edinburgh show’s is a thing again.
One hour of you singing theme tunes. Yes please. — Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) June 23, 2020
via Gfycat
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‘Pulp’ doing the theme tune to Danger Mouse is simply sublime
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thepoke--2020-06-25--14 hilarious attempts to improve on Spain’s latest botched art restoration

You will probably have seen that Spain has suffered yet another botched attempt at restoration , leaving a priceless work @ @ @ @ @ priceless .
The Royal Academy ‘ s Twitter account shared the image , and helpfully @ @ @ @ @ case their followers might want to see if they could have done a better job @ @ @ @ @ had to make an homage to the most famous catastrophic touch-up job – “ monkey @ @ @ @ @ s been another botched art restoration and we can ’ t help laughing

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You will probably have seen that Spain has suffered yet another botched attempt at restoration, leaving a priceless work of art looking …less than priceless.
The original is on the left. The two attempts at "restoring" it are on the right. Ouch.
"Experts call for regulation after latest botched art restoration in Spain: Immaculate Conception painting by Murillo reportedly cleaned by furniture restorer."https://t.co/t3kAIZYnNS pic.twitter.com/m8Kabrt7Qu — Mark Rees (@reviewwales) June 22, 2020
The Royal Academy‘s Twitter account shared the image, and helpfully provided a blank, in case their followers might want to see if they could have done a better job.
For today's #RAdailydoodle, who can do a better job at restoring this copy of baroque artist Bartolomé Esteban Murillo’s 'The Immaculate Conception of Los Venerables'? (you can also start from scratch) pic.twitter.com/TXphAJr4JG — Royal Academy (@royalacademy) June 23, 2020
They did.
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Under the influence pic.twitter.com/6imeOa8Ck7 — Lynda Top Of A Hill (@OfLynda) June 23, 2020
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Tried my best, the eyes were the most challenging part. pic.twitter.com/NGcqOkkrLC — Gianluca Tettamanti #BLM (@capitangian) June 24, 2020
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Well I had a go! pic.twitter.com/HFWH3zJGDj — SaucyMushroom (@iwanttobeagoth) June 23, 2020
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Of course, somebody had to make an homage to the most famous catastrophic touch-up job – “monkey Jesus”.
Well played, Royal Academy. Well played.
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There’s been another botched art restoration and we can’t help laughing
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thepoke--2020-06-25--Someone tricked Leeds United into having an Osama Bin Laden cut-out in the fake crowd – the only 5 f

Someone tricked Leeds United into having an Osama Bin Laden cut-out in the fake crowd – the only 5 funny reactions you need

Although football is back , matches are being played behind closed doors and some teams have allowed fans to pay @ @ @ @ @ themselves and loved ones in the seats .
One prankster , however , uploaded a @ @ @ @ @ .
The fan “ sitting ” next to him spotted the interloper .
Understandably , @ @ @ @ @ about the prank .
But a lot of people appreciated the bad taste joke .
@ @ @ @ @ stunt in Australia .
Obviously , once Leeds United realised what they ’ d done @ @ @ @ @ down .
Which is just as well , under the circumstances … Gary Lineker tweeted @ @ @ @ @ and these grimly predictable responses got exactly the treatment they deserved

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Although football is back, matches are being played behind closed doors and some teams have allowed fans to pay to have cardboard cut-outs of themselves and loved ones in the seats.
One prankster, however, uploaded a photo of someone else entirely.
Tremendous effort from whoever actually paid English pounds just to have Bin Laden sit in the Leeds crowd. pic.twitter.com/XhEZd87Vqw — Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) June 24, 2020
The fan “sitting” next to him spotted the interloper.
Understandably, not everyone was laid back about the prank.
Bin laden.. how can the staff be ok with displaying that regardless if it was paid for? #lufc #crowdie pic.twitter.com/abpqkBA6Bt — Seb (@seb_marsden) June 24, 2020
😲This cut-out crowd idea is a whole can of worms! 👿Which evil dictator, despot or tyrant will feature at your club next week?#skybetchampionship | #lufc https://t.co/CFBWlajJU6 — ShotOnGoal (@shotongoal247) June 24, 2020
But a lot of people appreciated the bad taste joke.
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I’m more bothered by these guys, trying to get 2 for the price of one. pic.twitter.com/79k7Kda2k7 — Sarah Connor (@I_hate_Skynet) June 24, 2020
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This is my favourite story since Project Restart. https://t.co/HqtpQZK3nb — Danyal Rasool (@Danny61000) June 24, 2020
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Someone putting a Bin Laden cut out in the Leeds ground is all I need to see today 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3NZMBBQm0T — Gazza (@GazzaAFCENG) June 24, 2020
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Guess Who – Leeds United edition Does he have a beard?” “Yes” “Was he a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization al-Qaeda?” “Yes” “Is it Bin Laden?” “Yeah, well done, you win” pic.twitter.com/aEcBe4hzWO — Smiv (@smivadee) June 24, 2020
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Guess the refs aren't the only ones missing offsides these days… https://t.co/LivlF8Xwm2 — Jonathon Howe (@jonathononair) June 25, 2020
Someone had pulled a similar stunt in Australia.
Football have Bin Laden. Rugby League has Harold Shipman (in Australia!) pic.twitter.com/KqiihZDl3A — Phil Newsom (@Newsom_13) June 24, 2020
Obviously, once Leeds United realised what they’d done, they took the cut-out down.
Leeds United have removed an image of Osama Bin Laden from the seats at Elland Road. They will "ensure there are no more offensive images". Full story: https://t.co/glMR2Ki7IT pic.twitter.com/btft4Cf0w0 — BBC Sport (@BBCSport) June 24, 2020
Which is just as well, under the circumstances …
Osama Bin Ladin had many crimes, but one of the much lesser ones was that he actually supported Arsenal. — Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) June 24, 2020
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Gary Lineker tweeted ‘black lives matter’ and these grimly predictable responses got exactly the treatment they deserved
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thepoke--2020-06-25--Norman Tebbit described the Nazis as extreme left but Twitter put him right – our 8 favourite respon

Norman Tebbit described the Nazis as extreme left but Twitter put him right – our 8 favourite responses

The man formerly known as Margaret Thatcher ’ s attack dog – Conservative peer , Norman Tebbit – wrote an @ @ @ @ @ describing the Nazis as “ far left ” .
Coming from the party that thinks @ @ @ @ @ history , it was quite the take .
Twitter was having none of it .
@ @ @ @ @ looks as though James O ’ Brien was surprised to hear from the former Tory @ @ @ @ @ ’ s time he got on his bike .
Allison Pearson said this about Michaela @ @ @ @ @ Destroy You and people don ’ t know where to start

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The man formerly known as Margaret Thatcher’s attack dog – Conservative peer, Norman Tebbit – wrote an article for The Telegraph, describing the Nazis as “far left”.
Coming from the party that thinks moving a statue is rewriting history, it was quite the take.
Twitter was having none of it.
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Ignoring the fact that communists were among the first to be sent to concentration camps and accusing the left of perpetrating the Holocaust. Absolutely sickening Holocaust revisionism from Norman Tebbit & @Telegraph. pic.twitter.com/itvZhCNXH0 — aron keller 🔥🐘 (@aronkeller) June 24, 2020
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Hi I’m the Telegraph. You may remember me from such hits as “IF YOU TAKE DOWN THAT SLAVER STATUE YOU’RE ERASING HISTORY”. Today I’ll be telling you some real history about that famous lefty [squints] Adolf Hitler. pic.twitter.com/WxtH2WgHOD — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 24, 2020
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"I'm literally to the right of Adolf Hitler" wasn't something I expected Norman Tebbit to admit, but self-knowledge is always good, I guess. https://t.co/qzJF7qOALB — Philip Purser-Hallard (@purserhallard) June 24, 2020
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What part of “first they came for the socialists” do you fucking people not understand pic.twitter.com/hstOdspUSj — Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) June 24, 2020
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The @Telegraph is accusing the extreme Left of committing the Holocaust. Did my Communist Jewish family flee to the United States to escape, uh, themselves? https://t.co/r6qjZs8WBD — Ben Miller (@benwritesthings) June 24, 2020
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Norman Tebbit in the @telegraph telling us that Hitler was Far Left because his party had the word Socialist in the title. Wait until he finds out what Buffalo Wings are actually made of… — Howard Newmark (@HowardNewmark) June 24, 2020
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The Telegraph is having a normal day (part two) https://t.co/bz0e2oamPP — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) June 24, 2020
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Hardly surprising that Tebbitt is so poorly informed about Hitler's politics when we don't even have any statues of him tbh https://t.co/XRlMc8wy0L — Fraser McQueen (@FraserJMcQueen) June 24, 2020
Like many people, it looks as though James O’Brien was surprised to hear from the former Tory Party chairman.
Just when you thought the current crop of Conservatives was unprecedentedly awful, Norman Tebbit emerges from the crypt to call Hitler a lefty. — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 24, 2020
Maybe it’s time he got on his bike.
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Allison Pearson said this about Michaela Coel’s I May Destroy You and people don’t know where to start
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thepoke--2020-06-24--Simply 23 very funny signs that have been messed around with for comic effect

It started when the great @ mooseallain shared this on Twitter .
‘ Someone ’ s scratched out the name @ @ @ @ @ ’ s nicer , ’ said @ MooseAllain And it got people sharing other signs @ @ @ @ @ with for comic effect ( and a few that don ’ t need any messing @ @ @ @ @ smile ) .
Here are 23 of the best .

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It started when the great @mooseallain shared this on Twitter.
‘Someone’s scratched out the name of this crossroads so it’s nicer,’ said @MooseAllain
And it got people sharing other signs that had been messed around with for comic effect (and a few that don’t need any messing around with to raise a smile).
Here are 23 of the best.
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Always loved this amendment in North London pic.twitter.com/jX4qCanCc1 — SweeneyBoy (@sweeneyBoy) June 24, 2020
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I spotted this on twitter not long ago. It pleased me hugely because even in the 80s every single person at my school claimed to have been responsible. Liars, the lot of us, obviously. Bateman st, cambridge pic.twitter.com/ih7g4yJfxZ — Magnus Lewis-Smith (@mlewissmith) June 24, 2020
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Not a road sign, but I’ll forever be grateful for this piece of manipulation. pic.twitter.com/VcscBjAtvp — Nate H (@theatreofchips) June 24, 2020
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I like this change to the University of Reading’s Allen Laboratory. pic.twitter.com/KUUtECjNCZ — Stephen Hardy (@Shardyhaha) June 24, 2020
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We spotted this sign, warning boaters of possible trouble ahead, on the River Lea in Edmonton, North London. pic.twitter.com/U8xKwLxx5N — Moira Jenkins (@MoiOfRa) June 24, 2020
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Maybe one for night-time Twitter, but disgruntled employees did this beauty at Thwaites brewery when they announced redundancies back in 2014 pic.twitter.com/1ZGV38FFJO — Dave McCann (@davemc99) June 24, 2020
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An old photo, but this joke regularly appears in Manchester city centre. It might even just be the same sign. pic.twitter.com/NYctsoUG5b — Pete Birkinshaw (@binaryape) June 24, 2020
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‘The Queen Victoria’ is a pub near me. Once when the landlord went on hols, the local rearranged it to say ‘Quiet Erotic Haven’. Stayed like it for a couple of weeks. — Kaz Jones (@KazJJones) June 24, 2020
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The signs into Crewe get changed every so often… pic.twitter.com/Mu3IlY0MCs — Adam (@itsupportcrewe) June 24, 2020
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Apse Heath used to regularly get changed to Arse pic.twitter.com/MLnfyRyOUD — Clare Adams (@ClareusAdams) June 24, 2020
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thepoke--2020-06-24--Simply 13 funny things people said about Donald Trump pointing at his wall

Donald Trump ’ s taken time out from his busy ( golfing ) schedule to visit the US-Mexico border .
@ @ @ @ @ close-up look at a new section of the barrier in Arizona .
And if you @ @ @ @ @ out for a caption , you ’ d be right .
Here are the best @ @ @ @ @ @ simonmarksfsn on Twitter .
Or if you prefer it without words … Donald Trump @ @ @ @ @ what the 19 stands for in Covid-19

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Donald Trump’s taken time out from his busy (golfing) schedule to visit the US-Mexico border. The so-called president took a close-up look at a new section of the barrier in Arizona.
And if you think it’s crying out for a caption, you’d be right.
Here are the best you sent to us and @simonmarksfsn on Twitter.
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All in all it’s just another prick near a wall — Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale) June 24, 2020
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That’s how steep the ramp was. — donalfall (@donalfall) June 24, 2020
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After 9 hours, Trump realised he was on the Mexican side of the wall. — Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) June 23, 2020
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#PokeChallenge “I’d like this one but in gold.” — Oonagh (@Okeating) June 24, 2020
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And this is the very edge, which proves the world is flat. — Wyn (@wynpennant) June 24, 2020
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The new Pink Floyd album looks shit pic.twitter.com/LXDJJX6rqX — Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) June 23, 2020
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And that keeps the virus OUT … right? — Matt Frei (@mattfrei) June 24, 2020
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Trump arrives at Worthy farm despite advice not to go there. — Jo 🕷 (@Jo_joblogs) June 24, 2020
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“It’s a great fence, the best, but isn’t it supposed to be on the other side? Stopping them? This one’s stopping us. See? I know fences. Nobody knows fences like me. The fences, they tell me. They say, no one knows fences like you. This one’s definitely the wrong way round.” — John Le Brocq (@JohnLeBrocq) June 23, 2020
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“Is it double-sided?” — Scottish Footy Cards (@ScotsFootyCards) June 23, 2020
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So if I fall off, can you put me back together again?? — Graham Mooney (@stky_wicket) June 23, 2020
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“Look at that beautiful wall, they’ll never get over that!” “Sir, we’re in Mexico”. — Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) June 24, 2020
Or if you prefer it without words …
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Donald Trump still doesn’t know what the 19 stands for in Covid-19


thepoke--2020-06-24--Boris Johnson had a challenge for Keir Starmer at PMQs and his comeback was quite something

To PMQs now , where Boris Johnson challenged Keir Starmer to name a single country with a working contact tracing @ @ @ @ @ people – not everyone – enjoyed his reply .
You can see the longer , @ @ @ @ @ wonder there was a lot of this going on .
The government ’ s calling @ @ @ @ @ briefing – 5 favourite farewells

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To PMQs now, where Boris Johnson challenged Keir Starmer to name a single country with a working contact tracing app.
And lots of people – not everyone – enjoyed his reply.
Boris Johnson – I wonder if the Right Honourable gentleman can name a single country in the world that has a functional contact tracing app? Keir Starmer – Germany 💥#PMQs pic.twitter.com/2xiq5uETQY — Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) June 24, 2020
Boom.
Boris Johnson asks Keir Starmer to name a country with a working contact tracing app Starmer replies that the German version has already had 12 million downloads #pmqs — Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 24, 2020
You can see the longer, unedited exchange here.
"When are we going to have a working app?" Labour's Sir Keir Starmer says Germany has coronavirus app that's been downloaded 12m times PM Boris Johnson says "he's completely wrong" adding "no country in the world has a working contact tracing app"#PMQs https://t.co/om4Wsd9qdo pic.twitter.com/SLErqXHBPu — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) June 24, 2020
No wonder there was a lot of this going on.
The Government is asleep at the wheel, lacking in any detail.#PMQs pic.twitter.com/RQ3Mk1fjMf — Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (@DrRosena) June 24, 2020
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The government’s calling time on its daily Covid-19 briefing – 5 favourite farewells
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thepoke--2020-06-24--Allison Pearson said this about Michaela Coel’s I May Destroy You and people don’t know where to sta

Allison Pearson said this about Michaela Coel’s I May Destroy You and people don’t know where to start

If you haven ’ t seen Michaela Coel ’ s I May Destroy You on BBC1 then you should check @ @ @ @ @ of people saying it might be the best drama of the year .
Daily Telegraph @ @ @ @ @ it , and what she said about it had the internet shaking its head in @ @ @ @ @ just a few of the things people were saying about it .
And that wasn @ @ @ @ @ ’ s Telegraph … You can find I May Destroy You on the iPlayer here @

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If you haven’t seen Michaela Coel’s I May Destroy You on BBC1 then you should check it out, with lots of people saying it might be the best drama of the year.
Daily Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson has seen it, and what she said about it had the internet shaking its head in disbelief.
Allison Pearson, astonished to find that black people are fully human beings. pic.twitter.com/vBcYYuON1J — Flic Everett (@fliceverett) June 24, 2020
And here are just a few of the things people were saying about it.
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The Telegraph is having another normal day (part one) https://t.co/zGT5KyquEx — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) June 24, 2020
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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1275717298406535171?s=20
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With actual virtues and vices? No way?! — TeeNoodles #StayHomeSaveLives 🏳🌈 (@TeeNoodles) June 24, 2020
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https://twitter.com/DapsDraws/status/1275727030756278273?s=20
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Hi @allisonpearson the Blackness of the characters in #IMayDestroyYou isn’t “irrelevant” This isn’t a time to not “see colour” Please further your learning. pic.twitter.com/B9QHPW4BpV — machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff) June 24, 2020
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I mean… it is *literally* about systemic racism and it’s intersections with homophobia and sexism. Wtf. — Nicola Washington (@toomuchmother) June 24, 2020
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Think about how many layers of institutional anti-blackness made it possible for this paragraph to be conceived, written, edited, approved, and published in The Telegraph today https://t.co/JQOXteMUVR — elliot ross (@elliot__ross) June 24, 2020
And that wasn’t all in today’s Telegraph …
The Telegraph is having a normal day (part two) https://t.co/bz0e2oamPP — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) June 24, 2020
Also, this.
I find it increasingly hard to believe my memory when it tells me that Allison Pearson used to be the nice one on the 90s Late Review. It's not like ex-communists swinging hard to the right, which has a certain logic. It's like a completely different person. — Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) June 24, 2020
You can find I May Destroy You on the iPlayer here.
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Allison Pearson’s been trolling young people over coronavirus
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thepoke--2020-06-24--If ever a single sign summed up where we are right now then it’s this

Sign of the day , week , month , and basically the whole year .
‘ Oh no , ’ @ @ @ @ @ it on Twitter .
Oh no indeed !
And here are our favourite things people @ @ @ @ @ word to @ EtheHerring herself .
This video of a cyclist trying to catch his @ @ @ @ @ ride from start to finish

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Sign of the day, week, month, and basically the whole year.
‘Oh no,’ said @EtheHerring who shared it on Twitter.
Oh no indeed! And here are our favourite things people said about it.
"Every sign is a story of a mistake" — Stefan Sigurjonsson (@Stefan_Sigur) June 23, 2020
I don't know what's worse, the physical sensation of rubbing sugary, sticky stuff all over your hands or everyone in the cafe looking at you in disbelief as you cleanse yourself with almond syrup. — Sara (@dimloc) June 23, 2020
Someone was chased down the road by bees. — Graham Webb (@DrGW0) June 23, 2020
The hand sanitiser flavoured iced latte was a roaring success though… — Alan 🐝 (@alan0669) June 23, 2020
Last word to @EtheHerring herself.
Do you ever think: 4 billion years of evolution for this? — Emily Herring is extremely online (@EtheHerring) June 23, 2020
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This video of a cyclist trying to catch his dog is an edge-of-the-seat thrill ride from start to finish
Source Twitter @EtheHerring


thepoke--2020-06-24--This cyclist trying to catch his runaway dog is a heart in mouth edge of the seat thrill ride

The cinemas might not be open but this GoPro video of a cyclist trying to catch his runaway dog is @ @ @ @ @ seat thriller you need right now .
We just watched it for the first time @ @ @ @ @ us … emotional .
We don ’ t know what these people are saying , @ @ @ @ @ they mean .
This cat thinking long and hard about hitting this dog is 36 @ @ @ @

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The cinemas might not be open but this GoPro video of a cyclist trying to catch his runaway dog is the only edge of the seat thriller you need right now.
We just watched it for the first time and it’s left us … emotional.
The Fast And The Furriest. Now THIS is an action movie.. pic.twitter.com/7HNepEv0lu — trevor beattie (@trevorbmbagency) June 23, 2020
Cats: ‘We have 9 lives.’ That dog: ‘Hold my beer.
We don’t know what these people are saying, but we know exactly what they mean.
Nosotras viendo el video así: pic.twitter.com/SOGe4mRwI9 — Las brujas del mar (@brujasdelmar) June 19, 2020
Yay!
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This cat thinking long and hard about hitting this dog is 36 seconds very well spent
Source @calavertitabike H/T @trevorbmbagency


thepoke--2020-06-24--Donald Trump still doesn’t know what the 19 stands for in Covid-19

Lots of things to unpack in this short clip of Donald Trump talking Covid-19 but two things in particular stand @ @ @ @ @ and the fact he still appears not to know what the 19 stands for in @ @ @ @ @ much sum it up , we reckon .
And just in case you ’ re @ @ @ @ @ .
Donald Trump ’ s words are even funnier in the mouth of his Disney @ @ @ @ @

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Lots of things to unpack in this short clip of Donald Trump talking Covid-19 but two things in particular stand out. The racism, and the fact he still appears not to know what the 19 stands for in Covid-19.
The President uses the term “Kung Flu” again and says “COVID, COVID-19, COVID, I said what’s the 19. COVID-19, some people can’t explain the 19.” pic.twitter.com/9tD6dC8aGB — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) June 23, 2020
These responses pretty much sum it up, we reckon.
"Some people" is always Trump. — JRehling (@JRehling) June 23, 2020
Same as
"I've been told"
"They told me"
"I've heard"
"Many say"
"Most people"
"XYZ Said"
"The news reported" Damn… it's got to be awfully crowded getting all those people into his head. — JayCee (@FoolsBelieve) June 23, 2020
If you ever feel unqualified for your job, the President still hasn’t figured out the link between the 19 in COVID-19 and the year 2019 seven months into the pandemic pic.twitter.com/KULN5pneaI — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 24, 2020
Perhaps we should start calling it COVID-45 in his honor. — Ellen Garrison (@EllenTrailerDog) June 23, 2020
What year do you think trump thinks it is — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 23, 2020
Pro tip: if you were in this college crowd full of aspiring autocrats and you cheered when your sweaty orange God-Emperor said "kung flu" you are a racist little turd https://t.co/0qvU76e09g — Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) June 24, 2020
And just in case you’re reading this, Mr President.
It was discovered in 2019. That's it, that's the entire explanation. Maybe "some people" needs a picture book to help him remember that. — Denise Shearin 🌊 (@DeniseShearin) June 23, 2020
And again.
COVID-19 stands for coronavirus disease 2019. https://t.co/CKuTzY89u7 — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 24, 2020
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Donald Trump’s words are even funnier in the mouth of his Disney hall of presidents’ exhibit
Source @Acyn


thepoke--2020-06-24--This comparison between Rod Stewart and Donald Trump was sailing a bit close to the wind – the 8 bes

This comparison between Rod Stewart and Donald Trump was sailing a bit close to the wind – the 8 best reactions

With everyone talking about Donald Trump almost constantly , it was kind of inevitable that people would run out of @ @ @ @ @ to be what happened with this quote in the New York Times .
Now , @ @ @ @ @ to everyone ’ s taste , but that ’ s too far by anyone ’ @ @ @ @ @ quote was from Republican strategist , Terry Sullivan , the article ’ s co-author Maggie @ @ @ @ @ of the angry Rod Stewart fandom .
These were our favourite outraged reactions .
The @ @ @ @ @ , Terry Sullivan , at least made this apology .
Still such a terrible analogy @ @ @ @ @ want to talk about it .
This clip of animatronic Donald Trump speaking alongside other @ @ @ @ @ it all

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With everyone talking about Donald Trump almost constantly, it was kind of inevitable that people would run out of apt comparisons, which seems to be what happened with this quote in the New York Times.
Trump is “the Rod Stewart of politicians — he may keep coming up with new material but deep down he knows his fans just want to hear ‘Wake Up Maggie,’ so he keeps playing the same tune because he can’t stand the thought of them not loving his performance.” https://t.co/lzhpSB2htf — Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 24, 2020
Now, Rod Stewart may not be to everyone’s taste, but that’s too far by anyone’s reckoning.
Although the quote was from Republican strategist, Terry Sullivan, the article’s co-author Maggie Haberman felt the full force of the angry Rod Stewart fandom.
These were our favourite outraged reactions.
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Why the hell is anyone comparing Donald Trump to Rod Stewart? Rod Stewart never committed treason. — Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) June 24, 2020
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Wake up Maggie
I think I got something to say to you… The difference between Rod Stewart and King Covid the 19th is that Rod Stewart can still fill an arena. — Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) June 24, 2020
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Why is the NYT trying to normalize this administration, again? Rod Stewart hasn't done anything to anyone, nor has he committed a crime – he just asked people if they thought he was sexy. So…stop. pic.twitter.com/8y5KISNsSO — Ebony (@hey_ebie) June 24, 2020
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this is a really weird way to say he's a fascist who targets marginalized people to motivate his base of racists and bigots. https://t.co/Z98SZeetaq — Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat) June 24, 2020
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If you’re gonna make a tortured analogy, the least you could do is get the song title right https://t.co/7gOeFfOiNl — Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) June 24, 2020
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Erasing You Wear It Well and Mandolin Wind to own the libs. https://t.co/T5tDMEq6uV — New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) June 24, 2020
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I'm not a fan or Rod Stewart. I hate his voice & don't really like his songs. BUT do not ever compare him with the orange bollock https://t.co/IdbBahy1aC — Tricoteuse (@Roxy_Hart) June 24, 2020
The real cause of the furore, Terry Sullivan, at least made this apology.
Apparently I’ve awoken a sleeping giant. The Rod Stewart fan base. Sorry, I now realize its “Maggie May” https://t.co/O8D07plT1x — Terry Sullivan (@OnBackground) June 24, 2020
Still such a terrible analogy, I don’t want to talk about it.
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This clip of animatronic Donald Trump speaking alongside other US presidents really does say it all
Source Maggie Haberman Image Screengrab, Screengrab


thepoke--2020-06-24--Donald Trump’s words are even funnier in the mouth of his Disney hall of presidents’ exhibit

Donald Trump is many things but we don ’ t have the time or space to go into that right @ @ @ @ @ many things he isn ’ t is a great orator .
And if you don @ @ @ @ @ of course you believe us – have a listen to this ‘ animatronic Trump ’ @ @ @ @ @ latest speech compared to famous moments from some other presidents you might recognise .
It @ @ @ @ @ s hall of presidents exhibition and , well , have a watch for yourself .
@ @ @ @ @ like this person , you were wondering whether it ’ s real or not .
@ @ @ @ @ rally predictions are even better as a lip-synch

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Donald Trump is many things but we don’t have the time or space to go into that right now. One of the many things he isn’t is a great orator.
And if you don’t believe us – of course you believe us – have a listen to this ‘animatronic Trump’ giving an excerpt from his latest speech compared to famous moments from some other presidents you might recognise.
It’s from Disney’s hall of presidents exhibition and, well, have a watch for yourself.
Trump’s Tulsa speech was truly one for the history books. pic.twitter.com/lnyo5N8vel — Steven Rosenthal (@Rosenthaltweets) June 22, 2020
Fabulously done.
Oh my god this is funny — Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) June 24, 2020
The reaction shots make it 😅 — Spencer Somers (@spensom) June 22, 2020
Brilliant, but can imagineering get it to drink a glass of water by November? — Joel Hodgson (@JoelGHodgson) June 23, 2020
And just in case, like this person, you were wondering whether it’s real or not.
What is this? Is this real? I hope it’s real… — Ewan Gotfryd (@GotEwan) June 23, 2020
Sadly I faked it. But yes I do hope Disney secretly does things like this during after hours employee parties. — Steven Rosenthal (@Rosenthaltweets) June 23, 2020
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Donald Trump’s embarrassing rally predictions are even better as a lip-synch
Source @Rosenthaltweets


thepoke--2020-06-26--It’s fair to say Bournemouth beach was a little bit crowded – 9 favourite things people said about i

It’s fair to say Bournemouth beach was a little bit crowded – 9 favourite things people said about it

As you will no doubt have seen on the news , it was a bit busy on Bournemouth beach yesterday @ @ @ @ @ fact , that a major incident was declared after tens of thousands of people turned @ @ @ @ @ away because of coronavirus .
And here are our favourite 9 things people said about @ @

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As you will no doubt have seen on the news, it was a bit busy on Bournemouth beach yesterday.
So busy, in fact, that a major incident was declared after tens of thousands of people turned up despite pleas to stay away because of coronavirus.
And here are our favourite 9 things people said about it.
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https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1276171443701678080?s=20
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For any surfers out there, just head for Bournemouth in about two weeks time when you should be able to ride an enormous second wave.#bournemouthbeach #COVIDIDIOTS pic.twitter.com/iOYUniAFFZ — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 25, 2020
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Alexa. Show me what happens when a government gives up on clear messaging, ignores its chief adviser breaking the rules and tells us to rely on common sense.https://t.co/vio9RkfzOu — David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 25, 2020
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I've had a close look at this now and I think they're all one metre apart pic.twitter.com/rBSkEtZv4g — Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 25, 2020
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Don't blame the people who descended on Bournemouth. Blame the useless government, desperate for popularity – whose mixed messages and hypocrisy caused it to happen. — Otto English (@Otto_English) June 25, 2020
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If there is any genuine confusion about the efficacy of an app as opposed to track & trace being done entirely by memory & spoken word, just consider this question: how many people on Bournemouth beach today will be able to provide details of everyone they came into contact with? — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 25, 2020
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You know what, these scenes of people soberly cramming themselves onto packed beaches are making me feel so optimistic about social distancing when everyone’s off their tits next week. — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 25, 2020
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Flocking to very crowded beaches on very hot days is something I have never understood. And that is before you factor in the old “you might catch a potentially fatal disease and/or help plunge the country back into lockdown” angle. — Stig Abell (@StigAbell) June 25, 2020
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This would basically be the biggest Crimewatch appeal ever. pic.twitter.com/5i0EpCcA1t — Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 25, 2020
To conclude …
Don't forget whose bullshit got us here. Bullshit messaging. Bullshit behaviour. Bullshit ethics. Bullshit upon bullshit. pic.twitter.com/qwOnUjJSFM — Jason Hazeley (@JasonHazeley) June 25, 2020
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This clip of a disastrous limoncello tasting has gone viral because it’s just hilarious
Source/Image Guardian screengrab YouTube


thepoke--2020-06-26--Joe Heenan’s Victorian Love Island is the perfect stopgap while we wait for the real thing

There ’ s no Love Island until at least 2021 , but the brilliant Joe Heenan has come up with @ @ @ @ @ for Love Island fans and historians – Victorian Love Island .
We just know some @ @ @ @ @ if they were around now .
If you were wondering where Joe found these hotties @ @ @ @ @ guess .
Joe Heenan ’ s guide to the Love Island contestants is the only @ @ @

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There’s no Love Island until at least 2021, but the brilliant Joe Heenan has come up with something to scratch that itch for Love Island fans and historians – Victorian Love Island.
Contestants on Victorian Love Island pic.twitter.com/iVT70xwIcU — joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 24, 2020
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We just know some of these would be influencers if they were around now.
I’ve for sure dated Mildred. — simon king (@unfamous) June 24, 2020
Euston Scurvy has a certain vibe about him, though, and he has his own transport! — Christina (@clelland56) June 24, 2020
If you were wondering where Joe found these hotties, @thisguywallace took a guess.
Jacob Rees Moggs Facebook — Wallace (@thisguywallace) June 24, 2020
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Joe Heenan’s guide to the Love Island contestants is the only one you need


thepoke--2020-06-26--“Why the Hell Did Lockdown Have to End?” is the most relatable song you’ll hear today

Irish comedy trio Foil Arms and Hog have kept us entertained with sketches throughout lockdown and now , as the @ @ @ @ @ sides of the Irish Sea , they ’ ve come up with a song that @ @ @ @ @ every introvert .
Tell us about it , mate .
YouTube users were feeling it @ @ @ @ @ that now when I go out in public the public is actually there .
What @ @ @ @ @ ?
?
” sophie searle Over on Twitter , Mike Sheridan had a plan .
@ @ @ @ @ ” is hilarious and very very relatable

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Irish comedy trio Foil Arms and Hog have kept us entertained with sketches throughout lockdown and now, as the gradual unlocking happens on both sides of the Irish Sea, they’ve come up with a song that perfectly expresses the feelings of every introvert.
“Now I’ll have to get dressed properly,
Which causes me anxiety.”
Tell us about it, mate.
YouTube users were feeling it too.
“I hate that now when I go out in public the public is actually there. What’s all that about??”
sophie searle
“We all know this is how everyone is actually gonna feel when lockdown ends”
Tom O’Brien
“I agree with every single sentiment in this song.”
KamilkaOz
Over on Twitter, Mike Sheridan had a plan.
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“Black market lockdown haircut” is hilarious and very very relatable
Source Foil, Arms and Hog Image Foil, Arms and Hog


thepoke--2020-06-26--This clip of a disastrous limoncello tasting has gone viral because it’s just hilarious

We can ’ t stop laughing at Justin Barriball , also known as @ Justlikecoffee2020 – as he had this @ @ @ @ @ homemade limoncello .
It ’ s the understated “ Bit strong.
” That gets us @ @ @ @ @ These are just a few comments showing just how funny people found the clip .
@ @ @ @ @ clip had become .
I was gon na ask how did you make it but @ @ @ @ @ I ’ ll bother 😂😂😂

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We can’t stop laughing at Justin Barriball, also known as @Justlikecoffee2020 – as he had this explosive reaction to his own homemade limoncello.
It’s the understated “Bit strong.” that gets us.
Andrew Durrant posted it on Twitter.
Fuck me this made me laugh 😂 pic.twitter.com/D10xfWWQVi — Andrew Durrant (@theandydurrant) June 24, 2020
People loved it. These are just a few comments showing just how funny people found the clip.
This is amazing https://t.co/MvQwiWQmgW — Matt Forde (@mattforde) June 25, 2020
Fair to say that the impact of theatre closures is getting to Tom Hollander. https://t.co/1WmFLVEnQ8 — Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) June 25, 2020
LOL'd up a bit of the banana I was eating. 😂 https://t.co/5SmVO2xbQG — Danté Banks (@Dante_Banks) June 25, 2020
Middle-class version of Mike Parry https://t.co/oZ3SWSSE2J — Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 25, 2020
Justin spotted how popular his clip had become.
Hi Andy, thanks for sharing my Limoncello video! It seems to have had quite a positive effect and brought a few laughs, even though my throat was sore for a while! Justin — Justin Barriball (@justinbarriball) June 25, 2020
We’ll give the final word to TikTok user lechaplin.
I was gonna ask how did you make it but I don’t think I’ll bother 😂😂😂
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How To Make Homemade Beer
Source @justlikecoffee2020 Image @justlikecoffee2020


thepoke--2020-06-26--12 funniest things people said about these old pictures of Boris Johnson with Richard Desmond

Back in 2014 , Boris Johnson had a photo-opportunity at a playground with Richard Desmond , the Tory donor at @ @ @ @ @ row .
Screenwriter Steven Sheil shared one of the images from the event , because @ @ @ @ @ it .
Other people also had thoughts to share , and we particularly enjoyed these @ @ @ @ @ a certain dark familiarity about the scene .
7 funniest things people said about this @ @ @ @ @

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Back in 2014, Boris Johnson had a photo-opportunity at a playground with Richard Desmond, the Tory donor at the centre of a corruption row.
Screenwriter Steven Sheil shared one of the images from the event, because – well, look at it.
Currently trying to figure out which circle of hell this picture of Boris Johnson and Richard Desmond originated from. pic.twitter.com/ZoxxXjCNMo — Steven Sheil (@SSheil) June 25, 2020
Other people also had thoughts to share, and we particularly enjoyed these ones.
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When a picture is so utterly fucking chilling that even the ghostly child who wasn’t there when you took the photo looks terrified. pic.twitter.com/MZGtrjifqq — 🏳🌈 Max 🏳🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) June 25, 2020
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I hate it when you go to the playground and the big boys are hogging the rides, drunk on white lightning, cackling to themselves about some obscene joke in that chimp like way only teens can. pic.twitter.com/GL81xNgVLh — . (@twlldun) June 25, 2020
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This is the first thing you see when you enter hell pic.twitter.com/9xa7QfrkFw — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 25, 2020
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It’s possible they created a child. pic.twitter.com/ANMsfHxV2q — Ed (@iBrowsie) June 25, 2020
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The child is all of us. https://t.co/HMEwP9vj1b — David Woodward (@davidjwoodward) June 25, 2020
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I've never met Richard Desmond and he has no more access to Ministers than any other billionaire Tory donor. #ToryCorruption#JenrickResign pic.twitter.com/turz8sGOCf — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) June 25, 2020
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There must be a Fall lyric to go with this. https://t.co/k0Wn674yi3 — bob stanley (@rocking_bob) June 25, 2020
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How does a man with 7-9 kids look this goddamn sinister in a playground — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 25, 2020
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I didn’t need to ever sleep again anyway — Chris Hooper (@TophHooperton) June 25, 2020
Al Murray noticed a certain dark familiarity about the scene.
Cold War Steve has jumped the shark I'd say @Coldwar_Steve pic.twitter.com/UZtGtvb8JT — Al Murray – DKMS.ORG.UK (@almurray) June 25, 2020
He wasn’t far wrong.
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7 funniest things people said about this video of sad Donald Trump
Source Steven Sheil Image East London Advertiser, Screengrab


thepoke--2020-06-25--This video of 22 teddy bears on a rollercoaster is the content we needed today

This is just the distraction we needed from the outside world right now .
It ’ s 22 cuddly toys @ @ @ @ @ precise – on a rollercoaster and , well , enjoy the ride .
Basically , @ @ @ @ @ .
And here it is with added voices .
Toto ’ s unexpectedly dramatic cameo @ @ @ @ @ needed today

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This is just the distraction we needed from the outside world right now. It’s 22 cuddly toys – teddy bears, to be precise – on a rollercoaster and, well, enjoy the ride.
I cannot, I repeat I CANNOT, stop watching this video of 22 large teddy bears riding a roller coaster pic.twitter.com/SxN7DZm1bE — Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) June 23, 2020
Basically, they all came to life.
Shout out to my guy (left side, second row) he's really feeling it I mean look at those arms go! — Hannah (@potadohs) June 24, 2020
I love how they have still the same face expression all the time 🙂 — Petr Podlešák (@podlesak) June 23, 2020
Their heads! Their ears! THEIR LITTLE ARMS! I can't even!!! ahhhhhh so cute! I needed this. — J. Eckert is Social Distancing (@sargonas) June 25, 2020
If anything goes wrong they're stuffed. — Simon Ramsden (@NorthernRingo) June 24, 2020
And here it is with added voices.
22 Giant Teddy Bears on a Rollercoaster with Voices. The bears needed voices so I found a different clip of humans on the same rollercoaster. Extracted the audio, lined it up, and changed the speed to match it with the bear video.
Untamed Rollercoaster at Walibi Holland. pic.twitter.com/BPyC90Qxr2 — Asobi.tech 😺😺🏰 Early Access itchio (@asobitech) May 28, 2020
To conclude, this.
I'm making this the last thing I see on Twitter tonight. Stopping my doomscrolling and ending on a good note. https://t.co/bS4HbMPnqb — Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) June 25, 2020
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Toto’s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just the distraction we needed today
Source @rachmeetsworld


thepoke--2020-06-25--Boris Johnson’s plane’s had its £900k paint job – 9 favourite things people said about it

You might have read how Boris Johnson wanted the plane that he occasionally uses to fly overseas to be given @ @ @ @ @ blue paint job because he thought its grey colour a bit drab .
Well now @ @ @ @ @ s new-look transport has been revealed and , well , have a look for yourself @ @ @ @ @ favourite things people said about it .
Just in the interests of balance and all @ @ @ @ @ this .
Boris Johnson had a challenge for Keir Starmer at PMQs and his comeback @ @ @

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You might have read how Boris Johnson wanted the plane that he occasionally uses to fly overseas to be given a red, white and blue paint job because he thought its grey colour a bit drab.
Well now the so-called prime minister’s new-look transport has been revealed and, well, have a look for yourself.
Sky News showing footage of the PM’s Voyager taking off for the first time after its £900k paint job pic.twitter.com/BVnOCjMJYH — John Stevens (@johnestevens) June 25, 2020
Here are our 9 favourite things people said about it.
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This cost £900,000. It’s a fucking tail. pic.twitter.com/pQ4mNO6Gph — James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 25, 2020
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They should have called it Con Air. — Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) June 25, 2020
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If they'd asked, I'm sure I could've helped them find someone to do that cheaper. https://t.co/a2XEexXpJW — Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) June 25, 2020
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450,000 school meals it cost to make this airborne brexit dildo https://t.co/RmNwjR2O7s — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 25, 2020
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I take it all back. Absolute bargain. https://t.co/Ixm8vnzCDo — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) June 25, 2020
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Looking forward to when this metaphor in waiting drops out of the fucking sky because they've deported all the maintenance crew https://t.co/R9REWBrE9D — Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) June 25, 2020
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It looks like BA. Most people will assume it’s BA. Why doesn’t he just fly BA? — Rhys Phillips 🇪🇺 (@RhysPOspreys) June 25, 2020
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Air Farce 1 — Jamie Dorrington (@JADorrington) June 25, 2020
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First glimpse of the PM’s new Voyager aeroplane after its £900K paintjob pic.twitter.com/CkFtVZx4Q8 — christhebarker (@christhebarker) June 25, 2020
Just in the interests of balance and all that …
https://twitter.com/BenGoldsmith/status/1276147120786100227?s=20
And not forgetting this.
You can slap all the Union Jacks you like on the RAF's Voyager but nothing can disguise the fact that it's actually an Airbus A330 – perhaps the finest example of EU and European collaboration in the skies Assembled in France, fitted in Spain and powered by Rolls Royce engines https://t.co/Sj5htkNhKb — Otto English (@Otto_English) June 25, 2020
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Boris Johnson had a challenge for Keir Starmer at PMQs and his comeback was quite something
Source @johnestevens


thepoke--2020-06-25--17 times people not getting the joke made it so much funnier

There are jokes that are good jokes all by themselves .
But sometimes there are jokes that become even better @ @ @ @ @ t get it .
Not only do they not get it , they feel the @ @ @ @ @ , obviously .
And here are 17 very fine examples , as collected by the @ @ @ @ @

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There are jokes that are good jokes all by themselves. But sometimes there are jokes that become even better jokes because someone doesn’t get it.
Not only do they not get it, they feel the need to point it out, obviously.
And here are 17 very fine examples, as collected by the good people of BoredPanda.
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thepoke--2020-06-25--‘Just in case you haven’t seen a seagull devour a gigantic rat today …’

Well here ’ s something you don ’ t see every day .
And thank goodness for that .
And @ @ @ @ @ of seagulls eating other stuff and consider this a warning .
READ MORE ( don @ @ @ @ @ ’ t involve anything eating anything ) Toto ’ s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just @ @ @ @ @

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Well here’s something you don’t see every day. And thank goodness for that.
(Warning – not for the faint hearted.)
Just in case you haven’t seen a seagull devour a gigantic rat today… pic.twitter.com/42eIkr8lgq — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) June 24, 2020
THE HORROR.
Noooooooooo❗I did not need to see that just now. The seagull will regret that later, I'm sure. 🤮 — The ”SARGE” Nick J. Hines 🇺🇸 (@Hinesite) June 24, 2020
The rat symbolises my plans. The seagull is 2020. — Gary (@CampbellGazz) June 24, 2020
I'm glad I saw this, cuz if I get reincarnated as a rat, I would've had no idea I need to watch out for seagulls. — This election is for a Democracy, not a President. (@CarrieFiveO) June 24, 2020
And then people started sharing videos of seagulls eating other stuff and consider this a warning.
Yuk…they will also snatch your donuts….👀🍩 Hide your kids…..🤣 pic.twitter.com/JBDKkQ1O1g — Danny Hughes (@dthmath) June 24, 2020
They eat rabbits, if the gull is big enough:https://t.co/mgALXnAhAf — BTD (@buythursday) June 24, 2020
To conclude …
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, THE FUCK https://t.co/CshILrQf4U — Amelia Gapin | Justice for Breonna Taylor (@EntirelyAmelia) June 25, 2020
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Toto’s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just the distraction we needed today
Source Twitter @RexChapman


thepoke--2020-06-25--Comeback of the week

Comeback of the week

Comeback of the week goes to @ nandky10 who shared this exchange on Twitter .
It started when he spotted @ @ @ @ @ on Leicester police ’ s Facebook page and rather escalated from there .
One of @ @ @ @ @ to have a rummage around on @ nandky10 ’ s Facebook page .
Except it @ @ @ @ @ devastating blow he presumably imagined it to be .
And that wasn ’ t even @ @ @ @ @ Here are a few of the things people said after it went viral – wildly @ @ @ @ @ Not everyone agreed with how he went about it … A customer gave a bad @ @ @ @ @ employee ’ s T-shirt and got exactly the responses they deserved

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Comeback of the week goes to @nandky10 who shared this exchange on Twitter.
It started when he spotted some people making racist comments on Leicester police’s Facebook page and rather escalated from there.
(via @nandyk10)
One of them took exception and decided to have a rummage around on @nandky10’s Facebook page. Except it wasn’t quite the devastating blow he presumably imagined it to be.
(via @nandyk10)
Boom.
And that wasn’t even the end of it.
Here are a few of the things people said after it went viral – wildly viral – on Twitter.
It’s amazing logic. Faced with the accusation of being a racist, they accuse you of… knowing women? — Robyn Viney (@roalsovi) June 23, 2020
Perfectly reasonable, women lead to witchcraft and lesbianism — poor mans Alex Mcqueen (@essessanne) June 23, 2020
Dave will have an aneurysm now he knows you’re not just not white, but gay and surrounded by more good looking women than he could ever hope to know. Beautiful mic drop 😂🤣😁 — Banes_Rage71 (@BigSiH71) June 23, 2020
Not everyone agreed with how he went about it …
Not sure getting people sacked from their jobs is the way forward. I agree its bang out of order. But increasing the unemployment percentage isn’t the solution.
Education is. — Andrew (@wilkesmeister27) June 23, 2020
… just most people.
I have to disagree Andrew. As an employee of a large corporate entity, even off duty I would still inadvertently represent the company I work for and should behave in public as I should in private. It’s called Integrity. — Me (@star_bug1981) June 23, 2020
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A customer gave a bad restaurant review because of this employee’s T-shirt and got exactly the responses they deserved
Source Twitter @nandky10


thepoke--2020-06-25--‘I’m on hold with my bank and this is the shit they are playing’

No-one likes being put on hold for ages , and the choice of music your bank/insurance company/partner ( delete as @ @ @ @ @ to listen to invariably makes it worse .
This though , isn ’ t just @ @ @ @ @ the worst .
No wonder it went viral .
Then someone recognised it .
Just @ @ @ @ @ her .
And if , like us , you hadn ’ t heard of Shittyflute @ @ @ @ @ brief introduction .
Toto ’ s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just the distraction we needed @

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No-one likes being put on hold for ages, and the choice of music your bank/insurance company/partner (delete as appropriate) chooses for you to listen to invariably makes it worse.
This though, isn’t just worse. It’s the worst.
I’m on hold with my bank and this is the shit they are playing 😐😐 pic.twitter.com/fIobus2a38 — hsky the god (@jkmb) June 24, 2020
No wonder it went viral.
*snaps fingers* scididdly-bop-bamboozle-bankruptcy-feedle-dee-dum…oh, yeah. — Shunt Bluntly (@mchurtingly) June 25, 2020
Yo my cat tried to jump out the mf window🤣 — CHAUVIN IS STILL BREATHING (@smolbeanenergy) June 25, 2020
I like to imagine they have someone playing this live & they are very tired n stressed — McDumbass Supreme🌻 (@junojoestar) June 25, 2020
+1 8589240180 give it a call and try for yourself — hsky the god (@jkmb) June 25, 2020
Then someone recognised it.
THIS IS TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS — velp || kpop but make it eroguro ! (@velpmeout) June 25, 2020
Just not Britney as you know her.
Lol it’s a Shitty Flute cover! They cover a lot of songs but this is a first, seeing it in the wild outside of youtube 🤣 — cursed cat images feed my soul (@lh110884) June 25, 2020
And if, like us, you hadn’t heard of Shittyflute, here’s a brief introduction.
To conclude …
This is very funny and the replies have introduced me to SHITTYFLUTE which is also very funny. https://t.co/Ew5dd4J2B5 — Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 25, 2020
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Toto’s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just the distraction we needed today
Source @jkmb h/t @daraobriain


thepoke--2020-06-25--10 funny things people are saying about the new normal

If you go down to the beach today you ’ d better go in full hazmat suit …because social distancing @ @ @ @ @ the window but down the road , onto the strand and it ’ s coughing @ @ @ @ @ face .
We doubt this lot will be grabbing their buckets and spades anytime soon @ @ @ @ @ far too busy writing funny things for us to enjoy .
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It ’ @ @ @ @ @ exercise into your lifestyle 3 .
Some chores aren ’ t worth the bother when @ @ @ @ @ anyway 7 .
There are advantages to wearing a mask 8 .
Some people are @ @ @ @ @ life Finally , even if you ’ re staying locked down , it doesn ’ @ @ @ @ @ way .
Our 14 favourite funny posts about this pandemic life

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If you go down to the beach today you’d better go in full hazmat suit …because social distancing has not only gone out the window but down the road, onto the strand and it’s coughing right in everyone’s face.
Bournemouth beach bustling on the warmest day of the year so far – the day after further lockdown easing measures were announced by the government 🎥|@AndyMatthews_PA pic.twitter.com/Sf5WRIRIei — Joe Pickover (@JPickover) June 24, 2020
We doubt this lot will be grabbing their buckets and spades anytime soon, because they’re far too busy writing funny things for us to enjoy.
1. The latest advice on socialising
Pubs will be re-opened – but you should only go there if it is essential drinking & you cannot drink from home. — Jamie Bartlett (@JamieJBartlett) June 24, 2020
2. It’s always best to incorporate exercise into your lifestyle
I have lost nearly a stone in lockdown just by going ape shit twice a day. — Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) June 24, 2020
3. Some chores aren’t worth the bother when you’re staying in anyway
I wonder how my iron is doing? — Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 23, 2020
4. Minimum effort is a lot smaller now
2019: sorry i'm late, my train was delayed 2020: sorry i'm late, i fundamentally don't respect you enough to click a zoom link on time — Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) June 19, 2020
5. Some anti-viral measures look oddly familiar
6. Hand hygiene is a full-time job
*opens front door* *washes hands* *takes off gloves & mask* *washes hands* *touches wallet that I touched outside* *washes ha- — Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) June 24, 2020
7. There are advantages to wearing a mask
The best thing about wearing a mask is that you can mutter "Jesus Christ what is wrong with you, wear a fucking mask", without making anyone feel uncomfortable — Jon Blyth (@disappointment) June 24, 2020
8. Some people are less well-adapted for the pandemic life
The amount that I splutter over the front row, I'm going to be the last comic in the country allowed back into theatres and they'll have to mark out a special exclusion zone on stage. — Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 24, 2020
9. It’s been a looooong lockdown
When I finally see my lecturers after the lockdown: pic.twitter.com/PChS3qV2kN — Mr Aristócrata™ (@ChuksNoble4) June 24, 2020
10. A post-lockdown vocabulary is emerging
The new unit of measure for social distancing is called the Weatherspoon. — b_wildered2 (@b_wildered2) June 23, 2020
Finally, even if you’re staying locked down, it doesn’t have to feel that way.
Pandemic hack: play Hawaiian music in your house and you can pretend you are doing your 2 week quarantine in Kauai. pic.twitter.com/L8LyOd7GJc — Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) June 23, 2020
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Our 14 favourite funny posts about this pandemic life
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‘Finally, insomnia explained’

‘ Finally , insomnia explained , ’ says @ drruthmitchell over on Twitter .

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‘Finally, insomnia explained,’ says @drruthmitchell over on Twitter.
Nailed it.
So THAT'S why my legs jiggle while I'm working during the day!!! Mystery solved! 😂 — K #BLM Murray MD (@kmurraymd1) June 25, 2020
I consider my anxiety half-empty instead of half-full. — lunatic skies (@lunatic_core) June 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/hollyblack/status/1276019083641831425?s=20
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Useful insomnia pie chart
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thepoke--2020-06-25--Toto’s unexpectedly dramatic cameo is just the distraction we needed today

Here ’ s 11 seconds to make your day better .
I REMEMBERED THIS DOG AT 2AM AND HAD TO @ @ @ @ @ WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER JUST AT THE MEMORY pic.twitter.com/W82dfuCaqG

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Here’s 11 seconds to make your day better.
I REMEMBERED THIS DOG AT 2AM AND HAD TO FIND THE CLIP BECAUSE I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER JUST AT THE MEMORY pic.twitter.com/W82dfuCaqG — i hate the coron-Ewa-rus (@EwaSR) June 25, 2020
We’re not on stage anymore.
THE LITTLE LEGS 😂😭 — Foz Meadows (@fozmeadows) June 25, 2020
Best theatrical performance by a dog ever. — Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 25, 2020
And fear not …
DON'T WORRY THE LITTLE FLUFF WAS FINE — i hate the coron-Ewa-rus (@EwaSR) June 25, 2020
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This cyclist trying to catch his runaway dog is a heart in mouth edge of the seat thrill ride
Source @EwaSR H/T @TheMichaelMoran