thepoke--2020-09-24--The only 5 reactions you need to Nigel Farage ranting about Kent’s Brexit border

Such will be the burden of red tape on lorry drivers , once the UK and EU are no longer @ @ @ @ @ , that Kent will be sectioned off , compete with some sort of border patrol @ @ @ @ @ the vehicles from overwhelming the area .
This type of chaos in the South East @ @ @ @ @ referendum and dismissed as Project Fear , but that didn ’ t stop Mr. Brexit @ @ @ @ @ from blaming the sh*tshow on the government .
At least he ’ s got his @ @ @ @ @ internal border ’ will be created in Kent to stop post-Brexit lorry chaos – 17 @ @

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Such will be the burden of red tape on lorry drivers, once the UK and EU are no longer operating on the same system, that Kent will be sectioned off, compete with some sort of border patrol, in order to prevent the vehicles from overwhelming the area.
This type of chaos in the South East was predicted before the EU referendum and dismissed as Project Fear, but that didn’t stop Mr. Brexit himself, Nigel Farage, from blaming the sh*tshow on the government.
Nigel Farage tells me on a Kent border: “Not only an internal border with Northern Ireland but now Kent too. Is this the worst government ever?” — Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) September 23, 2020
via Gfycat
Twitter didn’t hold back.
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Man who shits his own pants and encourages everyone around him to shit theirs suddenly very upset about the overwhelming smell of shit. https://t.co/Ty0A5Rl1eN — 🏳🌈 Max 🏳🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) September 23, 2020
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You won, get over it. https://t.co/pK4mXoNV2W — John Rain (@MrKenShabby) September 23, 2020
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Sounds like Nigel didn't know what he was voting for https://t.co/fJLYXvBJnY — Liam Thorp (@LiamThorpECHO) September 23, 2020
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Man spends 20 years demanding a pair of shit-filled mittens despite everyone telling him it’s a bad idea, and when he’s finally given a pair, starts complaining that his hands now smell all shitty. https://t.co/q85rLkFULD — Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 23, 2020
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Big "I never thought the leopards would eat MY face" energy here… plus, would he prefer it if the Government did nothing and Dover was gummed up with non-compliant lorries? https://t.co/9YFIVw4V4e — Dom Walsh (@DomWalsh13) September 23, 2020
Julia Blunck delivered the final blow.
well well well if it isn't the consequence of my own actions https://t.co/5UQ730eOjR — julia blunck (@juliablunck1) September 23, 2020
At least he’s got his blue passport.
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An ‘internal border’ will be created in Kent to stop post-Brexit lorry chaos – 17 favourite responses
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thepoke--2020-09-24--Donald Trump was booed by protestors chanting ‘get him out!’ – 7 favourite things people said about

Donald Trump was booed by protestors chanting ‘get him out!’ – 7 favourite things people said about it

There ’ s been no lack of vocal critics of Donald Trump over the four years of his presidency , @ @ @ @ @ ’ s not often they get to be this up close and personal .
The @ @ @ @ @ Trump were at the Supreme Court on Thursday to pay their respects to the late @ @ @ @ @ Ginsburg , you may remember , dictated a statement to her daughter just before her @ @ @ @ @ to fill her vacancy on the Supreme Court until after the election , but Trump @ @ @ @ @ nomination regardless .
And this is what happened .
A supremely satisfying watch .
Here @ @ @ @ @ said about it .
Some people wondered what Ruth Bader Ginsburg would have made of @ @ @ @ @ refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power – only 7 responses you need

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There’s been no lack of vocal critics of Donald Trump over the four years of his presidency, of course, but it’s not often they get to be this up close and personal.
The president and First Lady Melania Trump were at the Supreme Court on Thursday to pay their respects to the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Ginsburg, you may remember, dictated a statement to her daughter just before her death calling on Trump not to fill her vacancy on the Supreme Court until after the election, but Trump is pressing ahead with his nomination regardless.
And this is what happened.
Trump at the court as crowd chants “vote him out” — it’s rare for this President to see his opposition this up-close and in-person pic.twitter.com/VEVkRHOkjM — Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) September 24, 2020
A supremely satisfying watch. Here are our favourite things people said about it.
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https://twitter.com/iamwandasykes/status/1309141591706271751?s=20
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After being met with loud boos and repeated chants of “Vote him out!” on the steps of the Supreme Court, Trump returned to the Oval Office and curled up in a fetal position.pic.twitter.com/Qqu37J3oLu — Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) September 24, 2020
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INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS DOT GIF — ╮ (⌐■_■) ╭ EASY🇩™ (@UrBroYo) September 24, 2020
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It’s so disrespectful for him to even show his face there. But I’m glad he did because this made my day. — Tara (@🏡) 🇨🇦🏴😷 (@shermantara4) September 24, 2020
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I’ve bookmarked the tweet to cheer me up when I need it. — #GoodTrouble (@Karmatella) September 24, 2020
Some people wondered what Ruth Bader Ginsburg would have made of it all.
Even though the casket is closed I bet RBG’s body just cracked a smile. — TS (@tweetstar10) September 24, 2020
At first, I thought the chants were a bit disrespectful to her, but then thought the same, she probably enjoyed it — ChangeitNow (@Juls4Change) September 24, 2020
What an incredible moment. I am so grateful for these crowds. So grateful for every single voice that shouted in unison. I have a feeling that somewhere, RBG is too.#VoteHimOut https://t.co/KYsv4PpQJY — Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) September 24, 2020
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Donald Trump refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power – only 7 responses you need
Source @Kevinliptakcnn


thepoke--2020-09-24--Ryan Reynolds just won Twitter with this brilliant belated reply to a fan in Wrexham

As you ’ ve probably seen in the news , Ryan Reynolds is bidding to buy Wrexham FC with his @ @ @ @ @ McElhenney .
It ’ s our favourite news story of the day , week , @ @ @ @ @ and just when you thought it couldn ’ t get any better , this happened @ @ @ @ @ tweet that Reynolds sent to a fan after news broke of the pair ’ s @ @ @ @ @ football club on Wednesday .
And to understand the back story of what he was @ @ @ @ @ to go back eight years , obviously , to this everyday exchange @ loismorus was @ @ @ @ @ Twitter..
Stick with it , coz it ’ s brilliant .
Cut back to Reynolds @ @ @ @ @ The eight-year wait was well worth it .
And it got people wondering if lightning @ @ @ @ @ harm in trying … Dwayne “ The Rock ” Johnson had to tear his gate @ @ @ @ @ but Ryan Reynolds ’ reaction was an even better takedown

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As you’ve probably seen in the news, Ryan Reynolds is bidding to buy Wrexham FC with his fellow Hollywood star, Rob McElhenney.
It’s our favourite news story of the day, week, and probably the year, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, this happened.
It’s a tweet that Reynolds sent to a fan after news broke of the pair’s bid for the lowly Welsh football club on Wednesday.
I’ve waited 8 years to respond to this tweet. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 23, 2020
And to understand the back story of what he was talking about, we have to go back eight years, obviously, to this everyday exchange @loismorus was having with a mate on Twitter.. Stick with it, coz it’s brilliant.
Hate Ethnomusicology already… — Lois Morus (@loismorus) October 9, 2012
@lois1293 me too, it's a real bitch — Shannon May (@Catontheshed) October 9, 2012
@lois1293 certainly is, I was drawing a naked man for an hour today #awkwardnakedtuesday haha — Shannon May (@Catontheshed) October 9, 2012
@Catontheshed wowww. That does sound fun. Was he fit? 😉 — Lois Morus (@loismorus) October 9, 2012
@lois1293 No, he was middle aged, mid 40's I'd say. Making drawing him less fun. I wouldn't mind if it was Ryan Reynolds though 😉 #dreamon — Shannon May (@Catontheshed) October 9, 2012
@Catontheshed oh no, that does sound bad :/ I would have taken the course if Ryan Reynolds was the model #iwish — Lois Morus (@loismorus) October 9, 2012
@lois1293 ill let you know if he turns up for our #awkwardnakedtuesdays 😉 — Shannon May (@Catontheshed) October 9, 2012
@Catontheshed tidyy 😉 you never know when Ryan Reynolds is going to turn up in Wrexham 😉 — Lois Morus (@loismorus) October 9, 2012
Cut back to Reynolds in the present day …
BOOM! ]
The eight-year wait was well worth it. And it got people wondering if lightning might strike twice.
You never know when @VancityReynolds is going to come to Glasgow and pay for my drinks all night. — stephen hamilton (@1881Stephen) September 23, 2020
Also a possibility. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 23, 2020
No harm in trying …
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had to tear his gate out of the wall – but Ryan Reynolds’ reaction was an even better takedown
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thepoke--2020-09-25--This video of a dog and turtle playing football is just the content we needed today

It ’ s been a long week and this might – just might – make it a tiny bit better @ @ @ @ @ video of a turtle – pretty sure it ’ s a turtle and not a @ @ @ @ @ know ?
– playing football shared by @ gnuman1979 over on Twitter .
Man saws @ @ @ @ @ palm tree with predictably terrifying results

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It’s been a long week and this might – just might – make it a tiny bit better. It’s a video of a turtle – or is it a turtle? – playing football shared by @gnuman1979 over on Twitter.
This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time. pic.twitter.com/ZuHaXyVrs5 — jamie (@gnuman1979) September 24, 2020
That’s better.
Who knew turtles could run that fast? Seriously, who knew?!? — {Biden/Harris 2020…ByeDon} (@SherylReeder) September 24, 2020
My wife knows quite a bit about turtles and says that it is unlikely that this turtle is playing ball with a dog, as it appears. She once saw a turtle follow a weed eater because it smells of grass; perhaps the ball also smells of grass.
Turtles really are on dumb side. — Mike Forsythe (@PalmCoastGus) September 24, 2020
nooooo don't saaaaay that! i love turtles and will continue to anthropomorphize them!!! lol — Margo Jones (@3DTruth) September 24, 2020
We love turtles too! I don't think this turtle is doing what it seems he is doing in the video, but it still a cool video! It is nice to think that maybe just one turtle out there is smart enough to play ball with a dog. 😉 Also amazing that he has no fear of that dog! — Mike Forsythe (@PalmCoastGus) September 24, 2020
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Man saws off top of very tall palm tree with predictably terrifying results
Source Twitter @gnuman1979


thepoke--2020-09-25--Man saws off top of very tall palm tree with predictably terrifying results

This video of a man cutting the top off of a very tall palm tree is possibly entirely predictable but @ @ @ @ @ .
Look at him go !

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This video of a man cutting the top off of a very tall palm tree is possibly entirely predictable but no less terrifying for it.
Ever seen anyone cut a really tall palm tree? Oh my god… pic.twitter.com/O0sde0ZCz0 — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 25, 2020
BOING!
My wife and i cracking up at that! 😂 — Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) September 25, 2020
I would absolutely shit my pants. — Machine Pun Kelly (@KellyScaletta) September 25, 2020
All of a sudden I feel much better about my job. — Randy Sandberg Ⓥ (@randywsandberg) September 25, 2020
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Videobomb of the week
Source Twitter @RexChapman @fred035schultz


thepoke--2020-09-25--People have been sharing their ‘quirky novel titles’ using this winning formula – 17 funny favourite

People have been sharing their ‘quirky novel titles’ using this winning formula – 17 funny favourites

It all began when author @ claremackint0sh posted this challenge on Twitter .
She did it first on Facebook and @ @ @ @ @ it because the answers made her laugh so much .
And Twitter didn ’ t @ @ @ @ @ favourites …

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It all began when author @claremackint0sh posted this challenge on Twitter.
What is your quirky novel title? The [current mood] + [object to your right] of [grandmother's first name] + [last thing you ate]. Mine is 'The Weary Wine Glass of Winifred Biryani' — Clare Mackintosh – author (@claremackint0sh) September 24, 2020
She did it first on Facebook and thought she’d share it because the answers made her laugh so much.
(Credit for this tweet goes to @RockRoseDigital, who suggested it for my Facebook page, where everyone’s responses made me laugh so much I had to share it here too) — Clare Mackintosh – author (@claremackint0sh) September 24, 2020
And Twitter didn’t disappoint. Here are our favourites …
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The Knackered To Do List of Margaret Truffle — Kirsteen Astor (@Kirsteenastor) September 24, 2020
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The Cosy Bookcase of Doris Cheesecake ✨ — Miranda Dickinson (@wurdsmyth) September 24, 2020
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The Hopeless Map of Muriel Porridge https://t.co/iDu3mGMvvO — Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 25, 2020
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The Sad Scissors of Hetty Honey Cake — Victoria Goldman is busy working… (@VictoriaGoldma2) September 24, 2020
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The Chafed Tote of Joan Nutella — Rufus Sewell (@FredrikSewell) September 24, 2020
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The Existential Dread Chair of Beatrice Aloo Gobi https://t.co/O353SGnSni — Laura Shepherd-Robinson (@LauraSRobinson) September 24, 2020
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The Irritable Fiancé of Ellen Popcorn — (@numerisphere) September 24, 2020
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The Tired Lamp of Flossy Biscuit — Paul Hill (@SiriusAstro) September 24, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-25--Videobomb of the week

Videobomb of the week

Watch this once and you ’ ll surely have to watch it again .
It ’ s our video bomb @ @ @ @ @ video of a moose running across a river is surely the oddest thing we ’ @ @ @

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Watch this once and you’ll surely have to watch it again. It’s our video bomb of the week …
Bang, splash, what a picture!
Hahaha hahaha lol. I did NOT see that coming!!! Lol. — jenmay (@mymothrsdaughtr) September 23, 2020
The shot you never see in a Bond movie. — Jody Dean (@DFWJodyDean) September 23, 2020
I want her photoshopped into the background of every video on the web.
Please make it so. 🙏 — Sean Masterson (@SeanMastersons) September 23, 2020
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This video of a moose running across a river is surely the oddest thing we’ll see today
Source Twitter fred035schultz @RexChapman


thepoke--2020-09-25--Your weekly Covid-free oasis of funny – our 25 favourites

Welcome to our weekly coronavirus-free oasis of humour .
We ’ ve found the funniest uninfected jokes on Twitter and @ @ @ @ @ We hope you enjoy them all .

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Welcome to our weekly coronavirus-free oasis of humour. We’ve found the funniest uninfected jokes on Twitter and picked our 25 favourites.
We hope you enjoy them all.
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Two years ago, I scribbled down an idea for a feature film. Today I am happy to announce that the idea was terrible, glad I did nothing with it. — Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) September 18, 2020
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I’m Republican and Im okay. I tweet all night and I golf all day. — Eric Idle (@EricIdle) September 18, 2020
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“Follow me. I will take you to the magic land, where there is uninterrupted 4G.” pic.twitter.com/e6dYYCfURw — Tom Cox (@cox_tom) September 19, 2020
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Why does every photo of Jared Kushner look like he’s about to take the last slice of pizza pic.twitter.com/6cmg2bdHDc — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 18, 2020
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No thanks, The Invisible Man. If I want a story about a guy who stalks and terrorizes a woman, I’ll just watch the news. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 20, 2020
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Just went for a walk with the family in the Kent countryside. We came across a village cricket game and stopped to have our lunch. Then – and I'm not kidding here – a Spitfire flew overhead. We just needed a little bit of casual racism and we'd have had the most English day ever. — Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) September 20, 2020
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My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand. — Sarah (@MaidenSarah1) September 19, 2020
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What if one day God came down and said "It's pronounced Jod" and then left? — Markym 🦸🏾🦑 (@SpectreFoto) September 19, 2020
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Amazon Prime is the worst. "Oh I fancy this film"
Prime: You have to pay for that one, mate
"How bout this one?"
Prime: Nah, you gotta subscribe to Starzplay, whatever the fuck that is!
"This one then?"
Prime: You have to throw a clog into the sea if you want to watch it — joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 20, 2020
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Who called it graffiti and not "the word on the street" — Holly Brockwell (@holly) September 21, 2020
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Thinking about the time I got paired for a project with the dude who sat beside me in history class and I couldn't remember his name so I thought I'd be sneaky and ask him how he spelled his name instead of asking what it was and he looked me dead in the eyes and said B-E-N — That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) September 22, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-25--These Trump supporters confronted with the truth about fake news is quite the watch

CNN reporter Donie O ’ Sullivan went out to meet some Donald Trump supporters to ask them about what they @ @ @ @ @ In particular , he was keen to know if they believed some of the fake @ @ @ @ @ Trump ’ s presidential rival , Joe Biden , and how they felt when told @ @ @ @ @ .
And you can see the full report here .
Donald Trump was booed by @ @ @ @ @ out !
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CNN reporter Donie O’Sullivan went out to meet some Donald Trump supporters to ask them about what they read on social media.
In particular, he was keen to know if they believed some of the fake news being pumped out about Trump’s presidential rival, Joe Biden, and how they felt when told it wasn’t true.
It’s a revealing, frustrating and mildly terrifying watch.
We went to a Trump rally to ask people what they see in their Facebook feeds. You can watch the full video here:https://t.co/Qj7T8rOlBk @CNN pic.twitter.com/WM7T5F9EXx — Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) September 24, 2020
Yikes.
I am Canadian but this still terrifies me to my core. — Jessica Grossman (@JessGrossman) September 24, 2020
We need to make education a priority again😔 — Feral Shouting Yam (@pamboy712) September 24, 2020
“I missed that one. But it was a good laugh.” — Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) September 24, 2020
Seeing the rise of QAnon candidates is completely unsurprising once you understand the kind of stuff that many people have been served every day for years on Facebook https://t.co/sdK08Xgr7d — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 25, 2020
I can’t imagine living in that kind of myopic world. Scary. Just plain scary. — Ireland (@imoore8904) September 24, 2020
And you can see the full report here.
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Donald Trump was booed by protestors chanting ‘get him out!’
Source @donie


thepoke--2020-09-25--Daily Star wins headline of the day

Daily Star wins headline of the day

We ’ ve mentioned quite a few Daily Star front pages of late and we should probably lay off them @ @ @ @ @ we liked today ’ s front page headline so … ‘ I may have to @ @ @ @ @ Daily Star , ’ said @ scatatkins over on Twitter .
And one from earlier @ @ @

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We’ve mentioned quite a few Daily Star front pages of late and we should probably lay off them for a bit, but we liked today’s front page headline so …
‘I may have to get a subscription to the Daily Star,’ said @scatatkins over on Twitter.
And one from earlier this week …
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‘Dominic Cummings has radicalised the Daily Star’


thepoke--2020-09-25--15 of the funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today

It ’ s a miserable business , living during a pandemic , but one small joy can be found in @ @ @ @ @ the virus and the people who are making a mess of handling it .
That @ @ @ @ @ funny people have been doing .

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It’s a miserable business, living during a pandemic, but one small joy can be found in taking the piss out of the virus and the people who are making a mess of handling it.
That’s what these very funny people have been doing.
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Well at least if pubs shut at 10pm on Christmas Eve I won’t ruin Christmas Day again — b.b (@benoobrown) September 22, 2020
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The 2020 John Lewis Christmas advert:
A slow piano version of 'down with the sickness' by Disturbed plays. Boris Johnson claps in an empty pret. Dominic Cummings drives his family through a food bank. Santa gets a £10,000 fine for going into more than 2 households. Fin. — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 21, 2020
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We need a track & trace system for our Prime Minister — joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 21, 2020
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this is a pandemic. not being creative is ok. feeling hopeless is normal. taking 5 months out and not developing any larger testing plan or financial benefits to incentivise self-isolation for those testing positive, resulting in an avoidable second lockdown, is valid. 💓💗 — alex kealy (@alexkealy) September 20, 2020
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#panicbuying is crazy, went out for milk and bread, came home with a trampoline, 2 tubes of toothpaste, a trombone and a zebra. — Michael Grimwood (@MichaelGrimwoo5) September 22, 2020
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#panicbuying All these lunatics out there panic buying again and I'm still getting through the 500 pack of toilet rolls I got in March 🤦🏽♂. — 👻 (@Snaphandy) September 22, 2020
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The rule of six may be lifted on Christmas Day but will only apply to sprouts. #RuleOfSix — Paul Lamb (@Lambykins60) September 21, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-25--The 10pm curfew might not be working quite as the government intended – 7 favourite responses

As you ’ ll know by now , the government has imposed a 10pm curfew for pubs and restaurants and @ @ @ @ @ its latest strategy to help tackle the coronavirus .
Except this video shared by @ @ @ @ @ @ it may not be working entirely in the way they intended .
The clip of @ @ @ @ @ just after 10pm went wildly viral because , well , have a watch of it @ @ @ @ @ corona the bother of going out during the day , it can just wait ’ @ @ @ @ @ just some of the things people were saying about it .
Pubs will shut at @ @ @ @ @ coronavirus – 7 favourite responses

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As you’ll know by now, the government has imposed a 10pm curfew for pubs and restaurants and such like as part of its latest strategy to help tackle the coronavirus.
Except this video shared by @kirstylewis6 over on Twitter suggests it may not be working entirely in the way they intended.
The clip of London’s Oxford Circus just after 10pm went wildly viral because, well, have a watch of it for yourself.
(10pm curfew just meant everyone rolling out onto the streets and onto the tubes at the same time and it was the busiest I’ve seen central London in months) pic.twitter.com/7oWKH5APNG — Kirsty Lewis (@kirstylewis6) September 24, 2020
Saves the corona the bother of going out during the day, it can just wait ’til 10pm.
Here are just some of the things people were saying about it.
Well, Eat Out To Help Out may have backfired but at least the curfew is clearly a good idea and oh… https://t.co/lKQvmbWCn7 — David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 25, 2020
What a farce. This Govt can’t even get a curfew right.👇 https://t.co/A15cqTpU0O — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 25, 2020
Is this Government completely incapable of thinking anything through https://t.co/jpq8eiQHyQ — Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) September 25, 2020
Who could have foreseen this??? https://t.co/u9qiNc9Xee — Emma Revell (@emmamrevell) September 24, 2020
The plan to ensure that everyone leaves the pub at exactly the same time appears to have a downside https://t.co/0fz9210ipM — Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) September 25, 2020
Government’s going to kick themselves when they remember people use transport to get from places they are to places they want to be https://t.co/rtDbTHzZNv — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1309250467977887745?s=20
To conclude …
Surprised that Cummings and his crack team of weirdo super forecasters didn't see this one coming https://t.co/DWwtAjYNeZ — Nick Cohen (@NickCohen4) September 25, 2020
I’m sure that at this very moment he’s rewriting his blog to make it look as if he did — Nick Cohen (@NickCohen4) September 25, 2020
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Pubs will shut at 10pm to help battle the coronavirus – 7 favourite responses
Source Twitter @kirstylewis6


thepoke--2020-09-25--The only 7 funny reactions you need to Zlatan Ibrahimović’s coronavirus statement

A.C. Milan ’ s Zlatan Ibrahimović has tested positive for the coronavirus , and the superstar striker , whose Twitter @ @ @ @ @ don ’ t compare themselves to humans “ , has posted an even more positive @ @ @ @ @ a bold approach , but we doubt he ’ s capable of anything else .
@ @ @ @ @ thoughts .
We honestly can ’ t rule it out .
Trump said he tested @ @ @ @ @ Covid-19 and it sums up his entire presidency in 15 seconds flat

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A.C. Milan’s Zlatan Ibrahimović has tested positive for the coronavirus, and the superstar striker, whose Twitter bio simply says “Lions don’t compare themselves to humans“, has posted an even more positive reaction.
I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea — Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) September 24, 2020
It’s a bold approach, but we doubt he’s capable of anything else.
Twitter had one or two thoughts.
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oh shit u know what we never actually thought about just *threatening* the virus with force https://t.co/bQzb8BXqty — Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 24, 2020
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Is… is he going to twat the virus https://t.co/OhNFBCiSdE — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 24, 2020
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Is… is he going to rid the world of Covid now? https://t.co/tT1VlenMKf — Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) September 24, 2020
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Zlatan about to end this pandemic https://t.co/d3r2SBq5sS — ひ ᴡʏᴅ ʙɪɢ sᴘᴀɴɢ♂ (@Yogot4PF) September 24, 2020
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Elderly people are at more risk. https://t.co/MYUmbh4f3k — John Rain (@MrKenShabby) September 24, 2020
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Thoughts and prayers are with Covid19 at this difficult time. https://t.co/PlVrpd3qQK — Fabrizio Ramanan 🗯 (@FabrizioRamanan) September 24, 2020
RUGGEDMAN had this prediction.
Covid will test positive to Zlatan by tomorrow 😊 https://t.co/U7sBZEskRu — RUGGEDMAN (@RuggedyBaba) September 24, 2020
We honestly can’t rule it out.
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Trump said he tested ‘positively negative’ for Covid-19 and it sums up his entire presidency in 15 seconds flat
Source Zlatan Ibrahimović Image Screengrab, @lomash_s on Unsplash


thepoke--2020-09-25--“911 Racism Filter” is our TikTok of the Week

Comedian and actor , Cynthia Kao , produces brilliant , sometimes award-winning , comedy shorts which have a social message @ @ @ @ @ she runs an intervention point that stops people from making a racist emergency call .
@ @ @ @ @ is that this – and her other 911 Racism Filter clips are based on real @ @ @ @ @ her TikTok and Twitter for more of her amazing work .

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Comedian and actor, Cynthia Kao, produces brilliant, sometimes award-winning, comedy shorts which have a social message.
In this one, she runs an intervention point that stops people from making a racist emergency call.
The shocking part of it is that this – and her other 911 Racism Filter clips are based on real emergency calls:
911 Racism Filter pt 3. Based off several real calls. #BLM One example: Keonte Furdge. pic.twitter.com/RhnRI3Q5F1 — Cynthia Kao (@CynthKao) August 8, 2020
Check out her TikTok and Twitter for more of her amazing work.
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Munya Chawawa hilariously takes down heatwave-related everyday racism
Source Cynthia Kao Image Screengrab


thepoke--2020-09-25--Pooping has been officially banned on the New York subway – 9 funny reactions (number 2 will surpris

Pooping has been officially banned on the New York subway – 9 funny reactions (number 2 will surprise you)

In a move we can only file under “ Things that shouldn ’ t be necessary ” , the Metropolitan @ @ @ @ @ has formally banned pooping in subways and buses .
According to the New York Daily @ @ @ @ @ ve double checked isn ’ t a comedy publication – the new regulations came in @ @ @ @ @ hope didn ’ t lead to a rash of people making “ hay ” * @ @ @ @ @ As you can imagine , there ’ s been quite the reaction .
Hats off @ @ @ @ @ superb dad joke .
This viral clip of a performance on the subway is peak @ @

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In a move we can only file under “Things that shouldn’t be necessary”, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority in New York has formally banned pooping in subways and buses.
from Britney Spears GIFs via Gfycat
According to the New York Daily News – which we’ve double checked isn’t a comedy publication – the new regulations came in on Wednesday, which we hope didn’t lead to a rash of people making “hay”* while the sun shined.
*shit
As you can imagine, there’s been quite the reaction.
1.
This is gonna KILL tourism. https://t.co/Y5Xsgz9VVW — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 24, 2020
2.
If you smell something, say something. https://t.co/uQKA10FQAU — Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 24, 2020
3.
So you're just telling me NOW.. that I could have been pooping on the MTA this WHOLE TIME? This is just another thing for people to get upset about this year. 2020 is a write-off. pic.twitter.com/KZIXiGMt5I — kartna🍷 (@GrahamKartna) September 24, 2020
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In case this affects your plans for the weekend . . . https://t.co/SxGQNC99s9 — Robert Picardo (@RobertPicardo) September 23, 2020
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new york is over https://t.co/24YPLWMqDQ — Becca Laurie (@imbeccable) September 23, 2020
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I ALREADY SAID I'M SORRY! https://t.co/xEtCw17XSU — Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) September 23, 2020
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Was that wrong? If only someone had explained there was a rule against it … https://t.co/LubMVLM8JC — Andy McCarthy (@AndrewCMcCarthy) September 23, 2020
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as if 2020 hasn't been tough enough https://t.co/esGIexOxP8 — Lesli Margherita (@QueenLesli) September 23, 2020
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Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to miss the good ol days…😢 https://t.co/rVUWOpcTWb — Ray DeVito (@raydevito) September 23, 2020
Hats off to Jennifer Grossman for this superb dad joke.
I guess that's why they used to call it "taking the #2 train" https://t.co/0SYGGI6Cua — Jennifer Grossman (@JenAnjuGrossman) September 25, 2020
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This viral clip of a performance on the subway is peak New York
Source NY Post Image Guido Coppa and Jeffrey Blum on Unsplash


thepoke--2020-09-25--Bill Murray used a Doobie Brothers song without permission – and their lawyer’s letter is a spectacu

Bill Murray used a Doobie Brothers song without permission – and their lawyer’s letter is a spectacular burn

Bill Murray may be best known as a very successful actor , but he ’ s also a fanatical golfer with his own line of golfwear , including the recently released Zero Hucks Given polo shirt , which gives a nod to Huckleberry Finn – his favourite fictional character .
Unfortunately , the advert for the new shirt features the song Listen to the Music by the Doobie Brothers , for which neither Bill Murray nor anyone involved in making the ad got permission – or paid .
Which is why this happened .
In case you can ’ t @ @ @ @ @ @ @ what it says .
We ’ re writing on behalf of our clients , the Doobie Brothers .
The Doobie Brothers perform and recorded the song Listen to the Music , which Tom Johnston of the Doobie Brothers wrote .
It ’ s a fine song .
I know you agree because you keep using it in ads for your Zero Hucks Given golf shirts .
However , given that you haven ’ t paid to use it , maybe you should change the name to “ Zero Bucks Given.
” We understand @ @ @ @ @ @ @ using music from other of our clients .
It seems like the only person who uses our clients ’ music without permission more than you do is Donald Trump .
This is the part where I ’ m supposed to cite the United States Copyright Act , excoriate you for not complying with some subparagraph that I ’ m too lazy to look up and threaten you with eternal damnation for doing so .
But you already earned that with those Garfield movies .
And you already know that you can ’ t @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it .
We ’ d almost be OK with it if the shirts weren ’ t so damn ugly .
But it is what it is .
So in the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre , “ Au revoir Golfer .
Et payez !
” In case you don ’ t know , that last line is a reference to the Bill Murray golf film , Caddyshack .
The epic burn went viral – and we ’ re not surprised .
Intellectual Property lawyers have a new chapter in the manual .

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Bill Murray may be best known as a very successful actor, but he’s also a fanatical golfer with his own line of golfwear, including the recently released Zero Hucks Given polo shirt, which gives a nod to Huckleberry Finn – his favourite fictional character.
Unfortunately, the advert for the new shirt features the song Listen to the Music by the Doobie Brothers, for which neither Bill Murray nor anyone involved in making the ad got permission – or paid.
Which is why this happened.
Bill Murray receives a legal demand from the Doobie Brothers. And it’s everything you’d want it to be… pic.twitter.com/R1L99yZSBj — Eriq Gardner (@eriqgardner) September 24, 2020
In case you can’t see that properly, here’s what it says.
Dear Mr. Murray: We’re writing on behalf of our clients, the Doobie Brothers. The Doobie Brothers perform and recorded the song Listen to the Music, which Tom Johnston of the Doobie Brothers wrote. It’s a fine song. I know you agree because you keep using it in ads for your Zero Hucks Given golf shirts. However, given that you haven’t paid to use it, maybe you should change the name to “Zero Bucks Given.” We understand that you’re running other ads using music from other of our clients. It seems like the only person who uses our clients’ music without permission more than you do is Donald Trump. This is the part where I’m supposed to cite the United States Copyright Act, excoriate you for not complying with some subparagraph that I’m too lazy to look up and threaten you with eternal damnation for doing so. But you already earned that with those Garfield movies. And you already know that you can’t use music in ads without paying for it. We’d almost be OK with it if the shirts weren’t so damn ugly. But it is what it is. So in the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, “Au revoir Golfer. Et payez!” Sincerely,
Peter T. Paterno
of King, Holmes, Paterno & Soriano LLP
In case you don’t know, that last line is a reference to the Bill Murray golf film, Caddyshack.
via Gfycat
The epic burn went viral – and we’re not surprised.
IP lawyers: Pack it up. Someone has written the greatest IP demand letter of all time. That’s it. It’s all over.https://t.co/RmqqHcsU1A — Cyrus Farivar (@cfarivar) September 24, 2020
This is what you do when you know whatever you send will end up on the internet so you might as well look cool. And on an unrelated note, I had the Doobie Bros stay at the hotel I used to bartend at and spend a night chilling at my bar. Super nice folks and great tippers. — T (@demosthenes_tx) September 24, 2020
Some people write things, some do this: https://t.co/zZL4eUtDoS — Ashley (@Briefslayer) September 24, 2020
Intellectual Property lawyers have a new chapter in the manual.
If and when I return to the traditional practice of law, all my correspondence will be written in this tone and style. https://t.co/DEdjdaABNo — Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) September 24, 2020
Look out, Donald Trump.
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Bill Murray wins golf shot of the week
Source Eriq Gardner Image Eriq Gardner, Screengrab


thepoke--2020-09-25--An 11ft statue of Alan Partridge has been erected in Norwich – Aha!

Self-employed sculptors , Nick Dutton and Gavin Fulcher , who usually work in the film industry , have created an @ @ @ @ @ , which is temporarily gracing the streets of Norwich – much like the man himself @ @ @ @ @ Steve Coogan ‘ s most well-known character was intended to bring some light relief in @ @ @ @ @ it ’ s clearly done just that .
Here are a few things people were @ @ @ @ @ .

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Self-employed sculptors, Nick Dutton and Gavin Fulcher, who usually work in the film industry, have created an 11ft statue of Alan Partridge, which is temporarily gracing the streets of Norwich – much like the man himself.
Naturally, the story made the news.
Aha! 11ft brass Alan Partridge statue appears in Norwich https://t.co/glRWRyfsq0 pic.twitter.com/YupeB98UzI — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 24, 2020
The bronze likeness of Steve Coogan‘s most well-known character was intended to bring some light relief in these stressful times, and it’s clearly done just that.
The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me (Today) was arriving at work this morning and finding a Partridge on a Plinth. @shaunwkeaveny @BBC6Music pic.twitter.com/ZolxPBXqj1 — Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) September 24, 2020
Here are a few things people were saying about it on Twitter.
Finally found a statue I’m willing to defend like a flag nonce https://t.co/MJX3W0KYAd — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 24, 2020
and A. Partridge
on a
gold plinth pic.twitter.com/CsXdxI3Dhc — trouteyes (@trouteyes) September 24, 2020
His foot should really be on a spike https://t.co/gymM0ebmpx — devillefilm (@devillefilm) September 24, 2020


thepoke--2020-09-25--This video of a dog and tortoise playing football is just the content we needed today

It ’ s been a long week and this might – just might – make it a tiny bit better @ @ @ @ @ video of a turtle – or is it a turtle ?
– playing football shared @ @ @ @ @ Twitter .
Man saws off top of very tall palm tree with predictably terrifying results


thepoke--2020-09-26--The NRA got all excited about ‘freedom seeds’ and this takedown hit the bullseye

The National Rifle Association reported last week that sales of ammunition in the US had more than doubled .
It @ @ @ @ @ so went on Twitter to tell everyone in language that was both bizarre and troubling @ @ @ @ @ stand-up Patton Oswalt gave it entirely the response it deserved .
Shot down in flames @ @ @ @ @ would entirely appreciate .
These Trump supporters confronted with the truth about fake news is @ @ @

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The National Rifle Association reported last week that sales of ammunition in the US had more than doubled.
It was particularly excited about this so went on Twitter to tell everyone in language that was both bizarre and mildly troubling.
Ammo Sales SURGE 139% That's a lot of freedom seeds.🇺🇸 — NRA (@NRA) September 21, 2020
‘Freedom seeds?’
Writer, actor and comedian Patton Oswalt gave it entirely the response it deserved.
Shot down in flames, which presumably the NRA would entirely appreciate.
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These Trump supporters confronted with the truth about fake news is quite the watch
H/T Reddit u/beerbellybegone Image Pexels


thepoke--2020-09-26--This ‘better way’ of seeing Van Gogh’s ‘The Starry Night’ totally messes with your mind

You may very well have seen Van Gogh ’ s Starry Night before , but chances are you have never @ @ @ @ @ It ’ s a proper mind bender of an optical illusion and , well , @ @ @ @ @ in case that video ’ s tricky to watch , try it again here .
@ @ @ @ @ don ’ t believe .
We definitely don ’ t get it .
‘ ok @ @ @ @ @ this on LSD ?
’ Xem_PvP ‘ Then you won ’ t need to look @ @ @ @ @ seconds first .
Skip straight to the painting.
’ supsupsup42

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You may very well have seen Van Gogh’s Starry Night before, but chances are you have never seen it like this.
It’s a proper mind bender of an optical illusion and, well, just do it. No skipping on the instructions now …
Just in case that video’s tricky to watch, try it again here.
We believe it and we don’t believe. We definitely don’t get it.
‘Isn’t it wonderful bamboozling our simple monkey brains?’ ennui-aboo ‘ok but what if I do this on LSD?’ Xem_PvP ‘Then you won’t need to look at the spiral for 20 seconds first. Skip straight to the painting.’ supsupsup42
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25 mind-bending optical illusions to boggle the brain
Sources Reddit u/AdrianGX u/__Dawn__Amber__ gfycat YouTube


thepoke--2020-09-26--Donald Trump saying its wrong for babies to be born after 9 months has gone viral all over again – 5

Donald Trump saying its wrong for babies to be born after 9 months has gone viral all over again – 5 favourite responses

This clip of Donald Trump telling everyone how wrong it is that babies are being born after nine months has @ @ @ @ @ today .
There ’ s ‘ misspoke ’ and there ’ s ‘ misspoke ’ @ @ @ @ @ s Donald Trump .
Just in case you think you can ’ t possibly have @ @ @ @ @ Right now in a lot of states , the laws allow a baby to be @ @ @ @ @ her mother ’ s womb , in the ninth month .
It is wrong , @ @ @ @ @ … and here are our favourite things people were saying about it .
These Trump @ @ @ @ @ about fake news is quite the watch

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This clip of Donald Trump telling everyone how wrong it is that babies are being born after nine months has gone viral all over again today.
There’s ‘misspoke’ and there’s ‘misspoke’. And then there’s Donald Trump.
Umm. His mind is oatmeal. pic.twitter.com/2cgD9I2WiZ — ken olin (@kenolin1) September 25, 2020
Just in case you think you can’t possibly have heard that right …
“Right now in a number of States, the laws allow a baby to be born, from his or her mother’s womb, in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change.”
… and here are our favourite things people were saying about it.
Oh no. A lot of people I know have done this. https://t.co/u1W3mjle5K — Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) September 25, 2020
Trump says the laws in some states allow “a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. . .” Just listen to him. Staggering. https://t.co/K7nPZiUULc — Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) September 25, 2020
President Trump plans to ban full term birth. https://t.co/efPRH8QrMk — Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) September 25, 2020
If not for liberals, we could be birthing Americans after three or four months. Why do the Democrats hate little babies? https://t.co/ba15VdY4pE — David Simon (@AoDespair) September 25, 2020
Donald Trump bravely coming out against… babies https://t.co/WZl7vC4FIh — Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 25, 2020
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These Trump supporters confronted with the truth about fake news is quite the watch
Source @kenolin1


thepoke--2020-09-26--This buyer insisted on checking a car’s top speed and goes from 0 to idiot in 9 seconds

The upside of selling stuff online is that you get to make a bit of spare cash .
The downside @ @ @ @ @ with people , and here is a classic case in point .
It ’ s @ @ @ @ @ – so more than a bit of spare cash – but the guy interested in @ @ @ @ @ check the top speed .
Really keen , it turned out .
‘ What do @ @ @ @ @ t endanger myself and others before I can buy your car ?
!
?
’ @ @ @ @ @ exchange over on Reddit .
‘ My favorite part about these posts is the last @ @ @ @ @ desperately tries to extract a response from the seller by insulting them.
’ ChongoLikRock ‘ @ @ @ @ @ loser wrong ?
’ RollOverSoul

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The upside of selling stuff online is that you get to make a bit of spare cash. The downside is you have to deal with people, and here is a classic case in point.
It’s a guy selling his car – so more than a bit of spare cash – but the guy interested in buying it was keen to check the top speed. Really keen, it turned out.
‘What do you mean I can’t endanger myself and others before I can buy your car?!?’ said shaggy952 who shared the exchange over on Reddit.
Nought to idiot in 9 seconds flat.
‘While it’s on the seller’s insurance.’ DangerousDave303 ‘My favorite part about these posts is the last few texts where the CB desperately tries to extract a response from the seller by insulting them.’ ChongoLikRock ‘Why do they always spell loser wrong?’ RollOverSoul
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‘Maybe I’m sick but I can’t stop laughing’
Source Reddit u/shaggy952


thepoke--2020-09-26--‘How my workdays end in 2020’

‘How my workdays end in 2020’

Love this video shared by sweeterteeth over on Reddit .
Wait for it , wait for it … ‘ Are @ @ @ @ @ re done right ?
Are you ?
Are you done yet ?
You ’ re @ @ @ @ @ ’ re now done ?
Ball .
Done ?
Ball .
Ball .
Ball now.
@ @ @ @ @ That sums up her thought process about 24/7… Ball is life.
’ sweeterteeth

Love this video shared by sweeterteeth over on Reddit.
Wait for it, wait for it …
Surprise!
‘Are you done? You’re done right? Are you? Are you done yet? You’re done? Now? You’re now done? Ball. Done? Ball. Ball. Ball now.’ Deemaunik
‘Yup. That sums up her thought process about 24/7… Ball is life.’ sweeterteeth


thepoke--2020-09-27--This hilarious comedy trio have imagined a Best Man’s speech delivered by a newsreader?

Weddings are in far shorter supply than usual , for obvious reasons , and if you ’ re having to @ @ @ @ @ involved in yours , you ’ d better choose very carefully .
The ever-funny comedy @ @ @ @ @ Hog , have imagined how the scenario of having a newsreader as a Best Man @ @ @ @ @ comes to the speech .
Based on this , our advice would be “ Pick @ @ @ @ @ Callaghan and Richard Barry are recurring characters in the trio ’ s sketches , so @ @ @ @ @ out their other work via YouTube or Twitter .
“ Why the Hell Did Lockdown @ @ @ @ @ is the most relatable song you ’ ll hear today

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Weddings are in far shorter supply than usual, for obvious reasons, and if you’re having to radically limit who’s involved in yours, you’d better choose very carefully.
The ever-funny comedy trio, Foil Arms and Hog, have imagined how the scenario of having a newsreader as a Best Man might pan out when it comes to the speech.
Watch for yourself.
“And now our top story – the stag do.”
Based on this, our advice would be “Pick someone else.”
Both Tiernan Callaghan and Richard Barry are recurring characters in the trio’s sketches, so we highly recommend you check out their other work via YouTube or Twitter.
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“Why the Hell Did Lockdown Have to End?” is the most relatable song you’ll hear today
Source Foil Arms and Hog Image Screengrab


thepoke--2020-09-27--The scourge of wokeness, Laurence Fox, is launching a political party – the 9 funniest takedowns

Laurence Fox , the Harrow-educated member of a respected acting dynasty , has spent months broadcasting via several media outlets @ @ @ @ @ “ cancelled ” , and he now – apparently – plans to amplify his complaints @ @ @ @ @ party .
The news was broken by The Telegraph ’ s Christopher Hope .
Fox @ @ @ @ @ bit of hyperbole .
Some people imagined what it might be called .
While others @ @ @ @ @ And Dr. Mike Galsworthy had another .
We ’ re just looking forward to the @ @ @ @ @ to form a “ Defiance of 7 ” to break the rule of 6 in @ @ @ @ @ best knockbacks

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Laurence Fox, the Harrow-educated member of a respected acting dynasty, has spent months broadcasting via several media outlets about his disgust at being “cancelled”, and he now – apparently – plans to amplify his complaints further by launching a political party.
The news was broken by The Telegraph’s Christopher Hope.
EXCLUSIVE Laurence Fox is launching a new political party to fight the culture wars, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal @LozzaFox https://t.co/YCJhKBdRCB — Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) September 26, 2020
Fox boosted the news with this bit of hyperbole.
Some people imagined what it might be called.
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Is it going to be called BellendsRUs? https://t.co/xR2OfJzBXC — Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) September 26, 2020
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The "These Days You Get Sent To Prison Just For Saying You're English" Party https://t.co/uCtgKDa9Sf — keewa (@keewa) September 26, 2020
While others just took the piss.
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very astute of Laurence Fox to see a gap in British politics for a new right wing party just inbetween Ukip and the David Icke 5G Lizard Appeciation Club — dave ❄ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) September 26, 2020
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"What did you do in the Culture Wars, grandad?" "Absolutely nothing, lad." "Why not?" "Because it was a bunch of bullshit invented by entitled reactionaries whining about being victims whenever their privilege was challenged, like Laurence Fox." “Who?" "Exactly." — paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 26, 2020
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laurence fox has just launched a new political party. I’d give it five minutes if I were you — three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) September 26, 2020
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laurence fox is to politics what laurence fox was to acting and rock n roll. — eyeswideshut (@eyeswideshut75) September 26, 2020
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The party polticial broadcast will just be 5 minutes of Ricky Gervais saying he identifies as a helicopter whilst Laurence quietly sobs in the background listening to Honey To The Bee by Billie Piper https://t.co/vxqkTyKnxP — Major Charles Innocent (@JoeStephenson96) September 26, 2020
Funny tweeter @twlldun thought of an upside.
I think this is good, actually. Think of all those lost deposits going to the Treasury. Call it “Idiot Tax”. https://t.co/Yo1vQf8iiC — . (@twlldun) September 26, 2020
And Dr. Mike Galsworthy had another.
This is fantastic news. The Lozza Party can join the new UKIP spin-out Heritage Party just launched and the Brexit Party all chipping away at Conservative Party support from the crazy flank, but with no MPs. I raise a glass to this. https://t.co/ZFyVsA0GLM — Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) September 26, 2020
We’re just looking forward to the launch.
Can’t wait for their manifesto launch in a Spider-Man suit from half way up Big Ben. https://t.co/2ZRD01drE3 — Malcolm Tucker Esq 🕷 (@Tucker5law) September 26, 2020
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Laurence Fox wants to form a “Defiance of 7” to break the rule of 6 in a pub – the 12 best knockbacks
Source Christopher Hope Image Screengrab, Elliott Stallion on Unsplash


thepoke--2020-09-27--The ‘NHS’ Test and Trace app was launched with no option for NHS tests – 11 sick burns

The long-awaited “ world-beating so-called NHS Test and Trace app was finally released across England and Wales , earlier this @ @ @ @ @ one problem – tests results obtained in NHS premises or by Public Health England couldn @ @ @ @ @ it .
That ’ s around a third of all daily tests .
It came @ @ @ @ @ Damian Burkhill tweeted the app ’ s official account with this problem .
This was @ @ @ @ @ translates to “ It ’ s another cockup.
” Other reactions were just as damning @ @ @ @ @ the best .
You ’ ll be glad to hear that the problem has apparently @ @ @ @ @ await the revelation of the next cock-up .
The head of Test and Trace says @ @ @ @ @ unexpected – 11 favourite reactions

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The long-awaited “world-beating so-called NHS Test and Trace app was finally released across England and Wales, earlier this week.
There was only one problem – tests results obtained in NHS premises or by Public Health England couldn’t be registered on it.
That’s around a third of all daily tests.
It came to light when someone named Damian Burkhill tweeted the app’s official account with this problem.
I had a test and wanted to put the result in the app but it asks for a code. However the text and email with the result does not have a code!!!???? Another cockup ? — Damian Burkhill (@DamoB1970) September 24, 2020
This was the response.
Hi Damian, If your test took place in a Public Health England lab or NHS hospital, or as part of national surveillance testing conducted by the Office for National Statistics, test results cannot currently be linked with the app whether they’re positive or negative. Thanks. — NHS COVID-19 app (@NHSCOVID19app) September 25, 2020
Which roughly translates to “It’s another cockup.”
Professor Brian Cox voiced the frustration of a nation.
I try my best to be supportive of the government and its initiatives on the rare occasions they make sense – and it still makes sense to download the app – but my God they make it difficult. Specifically, who decided it’s ok for the NHS app to be incompatible with NHS tests? https://t.co/FdevxB6ILB — Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) September 26, 2020
Other reactions were just as damning. Here are some of the best.
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"We'll call it the NHS app so people trust it!" – "And will it work with NHS tests?" "No." https://t.co/h3pvE6dr6D — Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) September 26, 2020
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Then what is the point? https://t.co/tbBFoaXDxB — Trisha Greenhalgh 😷 #BlackLivesMatter (@trishgreenhalgh) September 26, 2020
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The NHS test and trace is app which is run by a private firm and not the NHS does not accept tests done by the NHS only by the private firm so we have entered the dystopian future where the tory government have privatised a pandemic. pic.twitter.com/BGtYgLIzl6 — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 26, 2020
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Government: NHS Test and Trace App! NHS: pic.twitter.com/AwZBpdq0U8 — machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff) September 26, 2020
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YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB pic.twitter.com/fJXg4m64wP — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 26, 2020
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The NHS app will only notify contacts if you upload a positive test. But it doesn't recognise tests carried out by the NHS, Public Health England or which are part of the ONS survey. Other than that, it is highly effective. https://t.co/32uMUvkdT2 — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) September 26, 2020
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Well good news at least for healthcare staff who can leave their contact tracing mode on with zero consequences Also good news for SARS2-CoV, happy for you man. https://t.co/0xycSxiiQe — Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) September 26, 2020
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NHS Contact Tracing App "not quite what we ordered" shocker. pic.twitter.com/lPJNLlTnch — Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) September 26, 2020
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Utter absence of competence let alone leadership. We are governed by blind fools and mental gnats. https://t.co/dhq0ZAKjpQ — Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) September 26, 2020
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‘The app only accepts results that have been lost by Serco or Deloitte somewhere in a theme park’ https://t.co/7ngbzSChnT — Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 26, 2020
Joe Heenan had a dire prediction.
The year is 2134 & Matt Hancock's great great grandson is on the news telling the UK a world beating test & trace app will be ready by Christmas — joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 26, 2020
You’ll be glad to hear that the problem has apparently been solved.
Everyone who receives a positive test result can now log their result on the #NHSCOVID19app A minority of people, such as hospital patients, who were unable to log their positive result will now be able to request a code when contacted by NHS Test and Trace to input on the app. https://t.co/5TkdGyL6RP — NHS COVID-19 app (@NHSCOVID19app) September 26, 2020
We resignedly await the revelation of the next cock-up.
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The head of Test and Trace says the rise in demand was unexpected – 11 favourite reactions
Source NHS Test and Trace Image John Cameron on Unsplash


thepoke--2020-09-28--Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson just endorsed Joe Biden and Trump supporters’ fury is a very funny read

Just over five weeks to go until the US election and Dwayne ‘ The Rock ’ Johnson thought it was @ @ @ @ @ The Hollywood star tends to stay out of politics but he shared a video on @ @ @ @ @ Joe Biden and his running mate , Kamala Harris in the 3 November vote .
@ @ @ @ @ the furious reaction of Trump supporters who used to like the Rock but , well @ @ @ @ @ to say they don ’ t anymore .
The Rock ’ s takedown of this @ @ @ @ @ like Jumanji was a game-changer

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Just over five weeks to go until the US election and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson thought it was time he did this.
The Hollywood star tends to stay out of politics but he shared a video on Twitter announcing he was backing Joe Biden and his running mate, Kamala Harris in the 3 November vote.
As a political independent & centrist, I’ve voted for both parties in the past. In this critical presidential election, I’m endorsing @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris. Progress takes courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT. We must ALL VOTE: https://t.co/rZi1mxh8DC pic.twitter.com/auLbc8xDBv — Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) September 27, 2020
One entirely predictably response was the furious reaction of Trump supporters who used to like the Rock but, well, it’s fair to say they don’t anymore.
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This is truly a very poor decision. I guess the Rock is more gullible than I thought he was. — RD (@real_defender) September 27, 2020
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https://twitter.com/SocialistMMA/status/1310298054696865792?s=20
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Remember when @TheRock had a heart to heart conversation with @realDonaldTrump and examined his policies? Me either. Guess Dwayne is just as phony now as every Hollywood kook. The truth is, like Biden, China owns him. Johnson makes hundreds of millions of $$$ off China. — Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) September 27, 2020
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We know you just wanna keep your career in Hollywood. Everyone there is a slave to the system. If you don’t tow the Democrats line they destroy you. So we see your hustle Dwayne. KINDNESS & RESPECT won’t save you from the socialist hell we r going to endure if puppet Biden wins — Melissa Tate (@TheRightMelissa) September 27, 2020
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When The Rock endorsed Joe Biden, Joe asked “What about paper and scissors?”. — Mini AOC (@RealMiniAOC) September 27, 2020
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I’m sure your sudden support of probably the worst candidate the DNC could have possibly put forward has *nothing* to do with the fact that a lot your movies are funded by communist, America-hating, Hollywood-owning Chi-na. 👌🏻 — Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) September 27, 2020
To conclude, this.
I like that trump supporters think the Rock is a communist or whatever now. I like it when things they like get ruined for them — The Dershow call screener (@MrTooDamnChris) September 27, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-28--Donald Trump spent $70,000 on hairstyling and Gary Lineker’s takedown hit the back of the net

Donald Trump hasn ’ t been paying much tax – $ 750 in the year he won the presidency , @ @ @ @ @ spends rather more on his hair .
$ 70,000 to be precise , the amount @ @ @ @ @ Trump ’ s hair for TV and was claimed as expenses , it was reported @ @ @ @ @ no end of comment , as you might imagine .
And this , from Gary @ @ @ @ @ .
Trump ’ s returns show he paid very little tax for 20 years – @ @ @

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Donald Trump hasn’t been paying much tax – $750 in the year he won the presidency, it turns out – but spends rather more on his hair.
$70,000 to be precise, the amount that was paid to style Trump’s hair for TV and was claimed as expenses, it was reported today.
And it prompted no end of comment, as you might imagine.
TRUMP SUPPORTERS: "I just want a manly, robust alpha-male silverback gorilla who reeks of pure testosterone and spends $72,000 for hair styling." — Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 27, 2020
Donald Trump wrote off $70,000 on his taxes FOR HAIR STYLING — Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 27, 2020
In the United States, teachers can only deduct up to $250 a year of the money they personally spend on school supplies, despite the average spend being more than double that. Meanwhile, Trump deducted over $70,000 in hair styling costs. — Erin Riley (@erinrileyau) September 27, 2020
Remember the reaction when John Edwards was caught paying $400 for a haircut? Trump paid $70,000 on hair care. How is that even possible? Does that thing sitting on his head eat Pangolins and colossal squid eggs? — Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) September 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1310352972518486016?s=20
And this, from Gary Lineker, proved especially popular.
Seems @realDonaldTrump spends a hundred times more on his hair each year than he pays tax. That’s disgraceful. He should get a full refund considering the state of that barnet. — Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 28, 2020
Back of the net.
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thepoke--2020-09-28--Parliament’s bars are exempt from the 10pm curfew – only 5 responses you need

As you ’ ll probably know by now , the government ’ s latest so-called strategy to tackle the pandemic @ @ @ @ @ and the like to close at 10pm ( although it might not entirely be having @ @ @ @ @ It turns out not every bar is subject to the 10pm closing time and you @ @ @ @ @ ones .
No , of course you will , only partly because we ’ ve @ @ @ @ @ ’ s the bars used by MPs in Parliament , obviously !
And these are @ @ @ @ @ to that .
The 10pm curfew might not be working quite as the government intended @ @ @ @

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As you’ll probably know by now, the government’s latest so-called strategy to tackle the pandemic is requiring pubs, restaurants and the like to close at 10pm (although it might not entirely be having the desired results).
It turns out not every bar is subject to the 10pm closing time and you’ll never guess which ones. No, of course you will, only partly because we’ve already told you. It’s the bars used by MPs in Parliament, obviously!
And these are the only responses you need to that.
But of course pic.twitter.com/Sk5xGibLDa — Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) September 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1310488422935662592?s=20
“We must all obey the rules” update pic.twitter.com/WgmiKQkWsr — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/_JD_Black/status/1310494845744619520?s=20
We're all in this together. pic.twitter.com/arpJffR1GL — The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) September 28, 2020
To conclude …
They’re taking the absolute piss at this stage. https://t.co/SVZAq9bpAF — Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 28, 2020
And this.
The public heading to the parliament bar after 10pm pic.twitter.com/95lhDt25rt — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 28, 2020
There was later suggestions that a U-turn had been made, but it’s apparently that the same rules still don’t apply.
This is still special treatment for parliament's bars. Virtually every other hospitality venue has to be *closed with all patrons out* by 10pm – it's not last orders by then. https://t.co/JeEQJGwie7 — James Ball (@jamesrbuk) September 28, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-28--This anti-masker’s self-own is simply perfect

Sometimes a self-own is so good we can ’ t stop reading it , and this might very well be @ @ @ @ @ ‘ Ooh self burn , ’ said My_Memes_Will_Cure_U who shared it over on Reddit .
@ @ @ @ @ too perfect to be a genuine response .
Still made us laugh , though ,

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Sometimes a self-own is so good we can’t stop reading it, and this might very well be one of those occasions.
‘Ooh self burn,’ said My_Memes_Will_Cure_U who shared it over on Reddit.
Oof.
‘Well I don’t know what “only people who are moronic don’t wear masks” means, but I ain’t wearing no mask.’ dru9087 ‘This is fucking perfect.’ Sixty9lies
Some people thought it was too perfect to be a genuine response. Still made us laugh, though,
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‘The 4 Covid personality types’
Source Reddit u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U


thepoke--2020-09-28--‘The 4 Covid personality types’

‘The 4 Covid personality types’

The 4 Covid personality types , as shared by MartJonathan over on Reddit .
Which one are you ?
Fellow @ @ @ @ @ for each of the four .
3 .
Follows rules as long as it doesnt @ @ @ @ @ Does the minimum to not be branded as 2 .
Or , if you prefer @ @ @ @ @ from MartJonathan .
A shop owner had the perfect takedown of the anti-masker who left @ @ @

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The 4 Covid personality types, as shared by MartJonathan over on Reddit.
Which one are you?
Fellow Redditor MartJonathan had this explanation for each of the four.
1. Follows rules completely 2. Rejects rules completely 3. Follows rules as long as it doesnt impact their comfort 4. Does the minimum to not be branded as 2.
Or, if you prefer, there was this, from MartJonathan.
1. Follows the rules, believes in science, trusts doctors and scientist more than Facebook 2. Asshole 3. Asshole 4. Asshole
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A shop owner had the perfect takedown of the anti-masker who left a terrible review
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thepoke--2020-09-28--Simply 18 very funny captions for this Darth Vader and Princess Leia screengrab

As ever , they rose to it brilliantly .
These were the funniest we spotted , but check out the @ @ @ @ @ the quote tweets .

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Over on Twitter, I❤80s set people a challenge.
As ever, they rose to it brilliantly.
These were the funniest we spotted, but check out the rest of the thread and the quote tweets.
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“I do not see my views represented in the mainstream media” https://t.co/N6SIorAkME — Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) September 26, 2020
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I would like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn https://t.co/jkVj2QEnr2 — Benedict Evans (@benedictevans) September 26, 2020
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Go on pull it. It won't smell, I promise… https://t.co/38S2YLxIRs — BRYAN HITCH (@THEBRYANHITCH) September 26, 2020
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"You look a great deal like my ex." https://t.co/TrIQ48C6XI — Pete Wharmby (Hiatus) (@commaficionado) September 26, 2020
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“Since 1066 and the Magna Carta as bestowed by the divine right of kings an Englishman has been free to decide not to wear a mask.” https://t.co/iS5MA9pWUY — Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 26, 2020
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I regard myself as more of a classical Liberal.. https://t.co/Ud61J7R7YL — James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) September 26, 2020
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You've got a bit of… it's stuck to your….no, other side. That's it. https://t.co/yUFzPMnLrG — Gary Frank🥃🐠 (@1moreGaryFrank) September 26, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-28--This farmer’s notice to his potential new neighbours really isn’t messing around

Spotted in New Zealand : a farm sign which suggests the owner has had enough of their neighbours moaning about , well , moaning about pretty much everything .
‘ PSA in Dunedin , New Zealand 🐮🐑🐓 , ’ said mattblack77 who shared it over on Reddit .
‘ Definitely need the story behind this sign.
’ buthead86 ‘ They ’ re actually doing people a favor .
We have a farm in town that is fine for three seasons but in the summer it gives off ( I believe from the cows , pigs , or some combination ) @ @ @ @ @ @ @ good half mile .
Everyone that sells their homes in the area does it during the colder months and the new owners are in for a surprise the first time things start heating up… ’ hardsoft ‘ This happens in towns with race tracks too .
People move near the race track that was built in the middle of nowhere and complain about the noise.
’ PatrickPJM ‘ I also like the people that move to beautiful popular areas or around the beaches and then act all shocked and bothered by the people @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It blows my mind that people actually think they could block other people from enjoying parts of the Pacific Ocean.
’ AugustAngels Simply 23 very funny signs that have been messed around with for comic effect Source Reddit u/mattblack77

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Spotted in New Zealand: a farm sign which suggests the owner has had enough of their neighbours moaning about, well, moaning about pretty much everything.
‘PSA in Dunedin, New Zealand 🐮🐑🐓,’ said mattblack77 who shared it over on Reddit.
‘Definitely need the story behind this sign.’ buthead86 ‘They’re actually doing people a favor. We have a farm in town that is fine for three seasons but in the summer it gives off (I believe from the cows, pigs, or some combination) an unbelievable stench that travels for a good half mile.
Everyone that sells their homes in the area does it during the colder months and the new owners are in for a surprise the first time things start heating up…’ hardsoft ‘This happens in towns with race tracks too. People move near the race track that was built in the middle of nowhere and complain about the noise.’ PatrickPJM ‘I also like the people that move to beautiful popular areas or around the beaches and then act all shocked and bothered by the people who want to visit those spots. It blows my mind that people actually think they could block other people from enjoying parts of the Pacific Ocean.’ AugustAngels
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Simply 23 very funny signs that have been messed around with for comic effect
Source Reddit u/mattblack77


thepoke--2020-09-28--Text exchange of the week

Text exchange of the week

Early days we know , but text exchange of the week comes courtesy of 07_diDact over on Reddit .
‘ @ @ @ @ @ the pediatrician lane when crossing roads.
’ Svixco ‘ It ’ s gon na suck @ @ @ @ @ master and finds out he actually needed to study medicine.
’ R3lay0 And talking of @ @ @ @ @ ( hopefully ) were , it reminded us of this puntastic classic shared by @ @ @ @ @ @ .
Took us a while , but we got there …

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Early days we know, but text exchange of the week comes courtesy of 07_diDact over on Reddit.
‘”I wanna walk everywhere when I grow up”‘ unstirredscotch ‘Remember kids always walk on the pediatrician lane when crossing roads.’ Svixco ‘It’s gonna suck when he has a biology master and finds out he actually needed to study medicine.’ R3lay0
And talking of funny text exchanges as we (hopefully) were, it reminded us of this puntastic classic
shared by @simonfromharlow back in the day.
Another winner.
Took us a while, but we got there …
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Heartwarming text exchange of the day
Source Reddit u/07_diDact


thepoke--2020-09-28--The only 5 takedowns you need of Right Said Fred’s deeply dippy anti-mask stance

On Saturday , thousands of anti-maskers flocked to Trafalgar Square to demonstrate their disdain for the Covid-19 laws .
Although @ @ @ @ @ Jim Coor spoke to the crowd , they weren ’ t the only representatives of @ @ @ @ @ you probably could have predicted , Right Said Fred ’ s tweet caused a flurry @ @ @ @ @ five were our favourites .
The All New Dom Show mused on these interesting times @ @ @ @ @ up north – Right Sad Fred .
The anti-mask brigade packed into Trafalgar Square to @ @ @ @ @ the 9 best reactions Source Right Said Fred Image Right Said Fred , Screengrab

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On Saturday, thousands of anti-maskers flocked to Trafalgar Square to demonstrate their disdain for the Covid-19 laws.
Although musicians, Ian Brown and Jim Coor spoke to the crowd, they weren’t the only representatives of the recording industry.
As you probably could have predicted, Right Said Fred’s tweet caused a flurry of jokes, and these five were our favourites.
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Extreme Right Said Fred. https://t.co/YY03xcTI8l — Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) September 27, 2020
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What the hell do Right Said Fred have against lockdown, the six person rule doubles their audience — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 27, 2020
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🎵 I'm too stupid for a mask
Too stupid for a mask 🎵 pic.twitter.com/tu5q2SaG0x — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 27, 2020
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So stupid it hurts. https://t.co/aqqksxUw7i — Matthew Sweet (@DrMatthewSweet) September 27, 2020
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Right Said Fred entering a burning building: "Smells nice in here. Lovely atmosphere. Haha Laurence Fox, what are you doing here? Party headquarters you say?' https://t.co/Oe4EBlbWmA — Dr Benjamin Janaway (@drjanaway) September 27, 2020
The All New Dom Show mused on these interesting times.
Who'd have thought that during the apocolypse Player One and Player Two would be Jedward vs Right Said Fred. pic.twitter.com/iB1m1HTHyQ — The All New Dom Show (@TheNewDomShow) September 27, 2020
As they might say up north – Right Sad Fred.
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thepoke--2020-09-28--A stray mic picked up this NSFW sign that somebody wasn’t keen to hear Trump’s briefing

Shortly before a planned press conference at the White House , Donald Trump was hit with the bombshell of a @ @ @ @ @ his tax returns .
It would have been understandable if he had postponed the event @ @ @ @ @ of this hot mic gaffe , he wasn ’ t the only person not happy @ @ @ @ @ they ’ d just got an update from the New York Times – we ’ @ @ @ @ @ Actor , funny man and no admirer of Donald Trump , Patton Oswalt had this @ @ @ @ @ .
Carol Kirkwood brightened up the weather forecast with a NSFW slip of the tongue @ @ @ @ @

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Shortly before a planned press conference at the White House, Donald Trump was hit with the bombshell of a New York Times article about his tax returns.
It would have been understandable if he had postponed the event, but from the sound of this hot mic gaffe, he wasn’t the only person not happy to be there.
Somebody on a hot mic on the Fox News broadcast says "ah, shit" as Trump's press conference begins pic.twitter.com/aqXcU3al11 — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2020
Perhaps they’d just got an update from the New York Times – we’ll probably never know.
Actor, funny man and no admirer of Donald Trump, Patton Oswalt had this suggestion.
All too possible.
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Carol Kirkwood brightened up the weather forecast with a NSFW slip of the tongue – our 5 favourite reactions
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thepoke--2020-09-28--This guy chilling to Fleetwood Mac has gone viral because he’s giving us life goals

There ’ s something very carefree about this TikTok video that has really grabbed people ’ s attention .
The @ @ @ @ @ Doggface , looks like he doesn ’ t have a care in the world , @ @ @ @ @ a story of homelessness , and he currently lives in an RV outside his brother @ @ @ @ @ positive attitude has given people quite a boost , and the video has had nearly @ @ @ @ @ , but has also been popping up on Twitter , like this : It ’ @ @ @ @ @ reactions , too .
Best of all , however , is this response from Fleetwood @ @ @ @ @ account .
Going viral obviously means a lot to him , and he posted this @ @ @ @ @ follow Doggface on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter .
There ’ s a reason why @ @ @ @ @ Turner act has gone viral – see for yourself

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There’s something very carefree about this TikTok video that has really grabbed people’s attention.
The TikToker featured, known as Doggface, looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world, although his other posts tell a story of homelessness, and he currently lives in an RV outside his brother’s house.
His positive attitude has given people quite a boost, and the video has had nearly 11 million views on TikTok, but has also been popping up on Twitter, like this:
I will never be as cool as this guy, skateboarding, drinking juice straight out of the bottle, and vibing to Fleetwood Mac. pic.twitter.com/vjhmqb7kNR — SassyMétisChick ❤ ❤ (@SassyCanadianCk) September 25, 2020
I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that pic.twitter.com/NfdLsgLkxu — DrewFrog (@DrewFrogger) September 25, 2020
It’s had quite a few reactions, too.
The way I stopped Fleet Foxes to put this jam on and vibe in my apartment. This man is aspirational. https://t.co/bBtBMCf5Fz — Brandon (@blgtylr) September 25, 2020
Best of all, however, is this response from Fleetwood Mac’s official Twitter account.
Yo dats me my moms got me into your beautiful music legends at it’s finest …….. ’z — *BLAZIN*4*1*NATION* (@doggface208) September 27, 2020
Going viral obviously means a lot to him, and he posted this lovely message.
So thanks for the love and support an here it is my original video same as all going around but yes thanks for the love n donations it’s very appreciated an much needed vibe on world pic.twitter.com/gkCgc1U9As — *BLAZIN*4*1*NATION* (@doggface208) September 27, 2020
You can follow Doggface on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter.
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There’s a reason why this dancer’s Tina Turner act has gone viral – see for yourself
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thepoke--2020-09-28--Trump’s returns show he paid very little tax for 20 years – 11 brutal owns

The New York Times has published details of Donald Trump ‘ s tax returns , showing that he paid just @ @ @ @ @ 2016 and 2017 , and paid no tax at all for 10 of the years @ @ @ @ @ To put that in perspective , lawyer Max Kennerly compared it to the taxes of @ @ @ @ @ NYT described the self-proclaimed billionaire ’ s returns as showing “ chronic losses and years @ @ @ @ @ with his daughter Ivanka being key to his lower tax bills due to hefty consulting @ @ @ @ @ the President .
These were our favourite reactions to the damning revelations .

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The New York Times has published details of Donald Trump‘s tax returns, showing that he paid just $750 for the years 2016 and 2017, and paid no tax at all for 10 of the years from 2001 to 2015.
To put that in perspective, lawyer Max Kennerly compared it to the taxes of other key politicians.
Federal income taxes paid in 2017 (jointly with spouse): Joe Biden – $3,742,974
Kamala Harris – $516,469
Bernie Sanders – $343,882
Elizabeth Warren – $268,484 Donald Trump – $750 https://t.co/1KkuViDUCe — Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) September 27, 2020
Senator Ilhan Omar shared this apt Ghanaian proverb.
Rain beats the leopard’s skin but it does not wash out the spots. ~ Ghanaian Proverb https://t.co/bYGJzowWaj — Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) September 28, 2020
The NYT described the self-proclaimed billionaire’s returns as showing “chronic losses and years of tax avoidance.“, with his daughter Ivanka being key to his lower tax bills due to hefty consulting fees paid to her by the President.
This was Trump’s response.
FAKE NEWS! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 28, 2020
These were our favourite reactions to the damning revelations.
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Reminder that this guy bankrupted casinos and he’s running the country the same way. A complete con man. https://t.co/amqXF8YH4W pic.twitter.com/ycdvflqois — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2020
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.@realDonaldTrump Wanna borrow a tenner? — Adam Kay (@amateuradam) September 27, 2020
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In 2010 I earned so little that I got a tax rebate. The government looked at my earnings, and thought “this bloke needs this money more than schools and hospitals”. That year I still paid more income tax than Donald Trump. — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) September 27, 2020
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So American taxpayers pay $140 MILLION for @realDonaldTrump to play golf (yes, really. That’s how much JUST his golf games have cost Americans) and he chipped in $750. Okee dokee. — Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) September 27, 2020
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I like presidents who pay their taxes — Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 27, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-28--The anti-mask brigade packed into Trafalgar Square to listen to David Icke – the 9 best reactions

This weekend saw Trafalgar Square packed full of placard-waving anti-maskers .
It was a bit like the Teddy Bear ’ @ @ @ @ @ you went down to the Square , it was less of a big surprise you @ @ @ @ @ exponentially higher risk of getting a life-threatening illness – and possible criminal charges .
Once @ @ @ @ @ the main speaker , alongside Piers Corbyn , Jeremy ’ s brother , and the @ @ @ @ @ bastions of good sense , Ian Brown and Jim Coor .
Here ’ s what @ @ @ @ @ This ‘ handy guide ’ for anti-maskers is admirably NSFW and straight to the point

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This weekend saw Trafalgar Square packed full of placard-waving anti-maskers.
It was a bit like the Teddy Bear’s Picnic, but if you went down to the Square, it was less of a big surprise you were sure of than an exponentially higher risk of getting a life-threatening illness – and possible criminal charges.
Once again, David Icke was the main speaker, alongside Piers Corbyn, Jeremy’s brother, and the music world represented by those bastions of good sense, Ian Brown and Jim Coor.
Medical professionals didn’t appreciate the scene.
We currently have 4 people with Covid in our ICU Intubated on ventilators fighting for their lives Cannot articulate how angry this idiotic selfishness makes me feel#TrafalgarSquare pic.twitter.com/AVr5Zarapq — Dr Sonia Adesara (@SoniaAdesara) September 26, 2020
Here’s what Twitter thought of it.
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Bloke in #TrafalgarSquare holds up sign asking "Is this freedom?" Well yes mate it is. Despite all the evidence in favour of social distancing and mask-wearing, you and 15000 of your nutjob tinhat mates are allowed to gather in Central London to hear lies shouted over a PA. pic.twitter.com/IlXM4u7DO6 — Jon Abbott (@jon_abbott) September 26, 2020
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People in pandemic movies:
*fears the virus, takes precautions not to become infected* People in real life:
"Just taking the tube out to Trafalgar Square to breathe on some fellow virus nonces and whine about a lockdown that isn’t currently in place, see you later diabetic gran" — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 26, 2020
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the R number in #TrafalgarSquare even higher right now than happy hour at Wetherspoons 😩 pic.twitter.com/Kw23DzpldE — dave ❄ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) September 26, 2020
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These people in #TrafalgarSquare are the same people that call young people ‘soft’ and ‘snowflakes’ and say we’d never have survived the war 🙄You’re literally crying because you have to wear a mask in Lidl and leave the pub at 10. Grow up. Weirdos. — Rose (@RosieCatherineK) September 26, 2020
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I don’t know why David Icke supporters are so angry all the time. He once said it an inter-dimensional race of extraterrestrial beings were going to wipe out the world in 1997. I’d imagine having to wear a mask in Tesco would be relatively easy news to take after that. — Matt Haig (@matthaig1) September 26, 2020
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Crop spray the lot of them with Dettol. https://t.co/IFnnXCXvgy — Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 26, 2020
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First they came for the freedom-loving anti-maskers at the rally in Trafalgar Square And I was basically fine with that — Mrs Gladys Steptoe (@GladysSteptoe) September 26, 2020
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SCREAMING at this guy wearing a mask to protest against being asked to wear a mask pic.twitter.com/YbDAj5Dnqe — Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) September 26, 2020
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Been watching these people at Trafalgar Square. Angry at the government. Angry at scientists. Angry at the Left, the police, angry at BLM. Angry at being called conspiracy theorists while cheering *DAVID ICKE*. Angry at the BBC. Angry at experts. Maybe they're just angry. — Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) September 26, 2020
Otto English had an idea.
If the Met want to stop these Covid deniers gathering they could do worse than install a massive 5G mast in Trafalgar Square. — Otto English (@Otto_English) September 26, 2020
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This ‘handy guide’ for anti-maskers is admirably NSFW and straight to the point
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thepoke--2020-09-28--This home’s solution to a socially distanced Halloween is next level stuff

We know it ’ s a little while – a whole month !
– until Halloween so apologies in advance @ @ @ @ @ s preparations for a socially distanced 31 October is simply next level stuff .
‘ @ @ @ @ @ distanced Halloween , ’ said thompsonwoodworks over on Reddit .
And just a few of @ @ @ @ @ it .
‘ I counted the number of kids that came by my house one @ @ @ @ @ would need a t shirt cannon instead.
’ Nubetastic ‘ This year I ’ m @ @ @ @ @ of buying the candy I like and eating it with all the lights off .
@ @ @ @ @ being considered socially responsible.
’ TooShiftyForYou ‘ Honestly , I ’ m a 22 year @ @ @ @ @ shit myself if I saw that coming at me that fast.
’ WickBarrow Might not @ @ @ @ @ needs adjusting .
‘ In civilized places , you provide some liquid refreshment for the @ @ @ @ @

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We know it’s a little while – a whole month! – until Halloween so apologies in advance, but this home’s preparations for a socially distanced 31 October is simply next level stuff.
‘My solution to a socially distanced Halloween,’ said thompsonwoodworks over on Reddit.
And just a few of the things people said about it.
‘I counted the number of kids that came by my house one year.. 700 kids. I would need a t shirt cannon instead.’ Nubetastic ‘This year I’m doing my normal Halloween tradition of buying the candy I like and eating it with all the lights off. Only now I’m being considered socially responsible.’ TooShiftyForYou ‘Honestly, I’m a 22 year old and I’d shit myself if I saw that coming at me that fast.’ WickBarrow
Might not be the only thing that needs adjusting.
‘Because I hear kids love Bud Light.’ usererror123456
‘In civilized places, you provide some liquid refreshment for the adults as well.’ notagoodboye
Yeah, coz we hear adults love Bud Light.
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Source Reddit u/thompsonwoodworks


thepoke--2020-09-28--This dog’s not happy with such a tiny portion and, well, just watch

This video of a dog being given not quite as much dinner as it was hoping for has been watched @ @ @ @ @ .
Don ’ t forget to watch to the end , obviously .
It ’ @ @ @ @ @ rewarded .
It was originally posted on TicToc by @ pao_family , along with the @ @ @ @ @ I think you need to diet ?
Pao : I don ’ t agree !
@ @ @ @ @ say that again .
This good dog was caught in the act and the payoff @ @ @ @ @

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This video of a dog being given not quite as much dinner as it was hoping for has been watched more than 15 million times.
Don’t forget to watch to the end, obviously. It’s half a minute well rewarded.
It was originally posted on TicToc by @pao_family, along with the message, ‘Mom : I think you need to diet? Pao : I don’t agree!!!😡.’
Can say that again.
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This good dog was caught in the act and the payoff is just perfect comic timing
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thepoke--2020-09-29--Children were asked to ‘write letters to God’ and these 13 are heaven sent

Over on Twitter , @ GospelJosiah has shared a bunch of letters written by children to God and they are @ @ @ @ @ read .
‘ A teacher asked her class of Grade 3 kids to write letters @ @ @ @ @ GospelJosiah .
‘ And it ’ s mind blowing and innocently funny.
’ Some of @ @ @ @ @ be true but if you ’ re asking for concrete evidence for something you are @ @ @ @ @ you ’ ve come to the wrong post .
Asked to finish these famous proverbs @ @ @ @ @ answers were wrong but so very right

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Over on Twitter, @GospelJosiah has shared a bunch of letters written by children to God and they are a very funny, innocent read.
‘A teacher asked her class of Grade 3 kids to write letters to God, says @GospelJosiah. ‘And it’s mind blowing and innocently funny.’
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Some of them look too good to be true but if you’re asking for concrete evidence for something you are finding hard to believe, you’ve come to the wrong post.
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Asked to finish these famous proverbs, this kid’s answers were wrong but so very right
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thepoke--2020-09-29--Self-own of the week

Self-own of the week

As shared by Dawn French – @ Dawn_French – over on Twitter , who said : ‘ I don ’ @ @ @ @ @ come from , but please look at this lady ’ s face .
She is @ @ @ @ @ # racisttwatscantspell ’ Self-own of the week .
And very possibly any week .
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As shared by Dawn French – @Dawn_French – over on Twitter, who said: ‘I don’t know where this has come from, but please look at this lady’s face. She is winning. Right there. #racisttwatscantspell’
Self-own of the week. And very possibly any week.
I kept looking at the pic, thinking that she’s not wearing jeans, and then the penny finally dropped, when I said the word out aloud. 🙄😂 — hasina siddique (@HasinaSiddique) September 28, 2020
Not everyone was impressed.
Well it’s all photoshopped. And from months ago. — Ian Wilson (@felicefan) September 28, 2020
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This anti-masker’s self-own is simply perfect
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thepoke--2020-09-29--This old clip of Ricky Gervais on The One Show has gone viral all over again and it’s an innuendo-la

This old clip of Ricky Gervais on The One Show has gone viral all over again and it’s an innuendo-laden treat

It ’ s not , as will become immediately apparently , an entirely new clip of Ricky Gervais and TV @ @ @ @ @ Rayner on BBC1 ’ s The One Show .
But it ’ s gone viral @ @ @ @ @ well , have a watch for yourself .
It was shared by no end of @ @ @ @ @ many , in fact , that Jay Rayner thought it might be helpful to offer @ @ @ @ @ background .
‘ This 30 seconds is enough to justify 10 years of The One @ @

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It’s not, as will become immediately apparently, an entirely new clip of Ricky Gervais and TV presenter and restaurant critic Jay Rayner on BBC1’s The One Show.
But it’s gone viral all over again because, well, have a watch for yourself.
It was shared by no end of people on Twitter …
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1310872518253842432?s=20
https://twitter.com/willcarling/status/1310849824141516801?s=20
So many, in fact, that Jay Rayner thought it might be helpful to offer up a little bit of background.
THREAD. Not sure why @theJeremyVine has tweeted this rather antique moment of mine from the one show. But here’s the story behind it. We had made a vt in which seleb chefs’ Xmas recipes were put up against each other and the results voted on by a panel. 1/ https://t.co/UMCcVpiRnw — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
When the voice over script came through the producer had included the line ‘and so Nigella Lawson beats off the hairy bikers.’ I told him we couldn’t include that. Rather sweetly the producer needed it explained. But anyway we changed it. 2/ — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
But it was a brilliant story and I love an anecdote. I told a few people about the funny line incl in make up on the night @rickygervais. I told him it had been changed but wasn’t it hilarious. ‘That’s brilliant, Ricky says. ‘I’m going to do the line in the chat afterwards.’ 2/ — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
Oh balls. Obviously @rickygervais will Ham it up and there will be hell to pay. Better, I decide – wrongly, as it happens – if I just say it casually, toss it off so to speak, and just move on. And so you hear me discussing @Nigella_Lawson beating off… 3/ — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
The moment I said it I could literally feel @Rickygervais vibrating in the seat next to me. It was open season. And he wasn’t letting it go. Later that night, after the show, he tweeted that I should be ashamed of myself for saying such a thing. 4/ — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
I was only trying to help. Honest. Funnily enough I don’t recall any complaints. Unlike when I did the vt about feasting on the titanic. Ends — Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 27, 2020
Last word to Gervais …
Haha. I always loved the idea of you saying the line to stop me saying it to minimise damage. Like when they blow up an oil slick. — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) September 29, 2020
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‘This 30 seconds is enough to justify 10 years of The One Show’
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thepoke--2020-09-29--Simply the 10 funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today

The North East of England is about to come under the most stringent coronavirus rules in the UK , with @ @ @ @ @ , even in groups of six or fewer .
The North West , however , @ @ @ @ @ streets as the pubs close at 10pm , but the curfew remains in place .
@ @ @ @ @ people have been letting off steam through the medium of comedy , and we ’ @ @ @ @ @ 15 of the funniest coronavirus jokes we ’ ve seen today

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The North East of England is about to come under the most stringent coronavirus rules in the UK, with different households banned from mingling, even in groups of six or fewer.
The North West, however, has been dancing in the streets as the pubs close at 10pm, but the curfew remains in place.
Over on Twitter, funny people have been letting off steam through the medium of comedy, and we’ve picked our favourites.
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Biggest plot twist of 2020 was realising these two were the sensible ones https://t.co/sgWqVo94AO — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 27, 2020
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for those worried about a second lockdown, just remember that during his second plague quarantine william shakespeare wrote King Lear 2: Lear Ye, Lear Ye! — alex kealy (@alexkealy) September 21, 2020
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Just swiped right on the NHS Contact tracing app and now I have to self-isolate with nearby singles. — Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) September 28, 2020
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Tesco and Morrisons have introduced rationing on certain products in response to the fact that some people in Britain are excessively thick. — Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) September 25, 2020
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On the gov WEBSITE it tells you what to do if you think you might have covid BUT DON'T HAVE INTERNET ACCESS 🤔 — 😷 over your NOSE and mouth (@Tattooed_Mummy) September 28, 2020
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All this hand sanitising has really upped the stakes of a simple paper cut. — Sarah Keyworth (@sarahkcomedy) September 28, 2020
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The government ensuring universities are Covid-securepic.twitter.com/W5lTBhlL4J — 🏳🌈 Max 🏳🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) September 28, 2020
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What area do you think will be the last to be left open just to avoid a 'national lockdown'? Will it be some tiny village somewhere? Or just whatever the 1 mile radius is around where ever Dominic Cummings has climbed over his stair gate and escaped to that week? — Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 25, 2020
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Never mind bogroll. I'd be stocking up on extra tinfoil for all of those hats you're making. — Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) September 25, 2020
BONUS: A little insight from Joe Heenan.
I'll probably lose a few followers for writing this but I don't think the Tories have dealt with the pandemic very well.
Sorry if you can't handle my truth bombs — joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 28, 2020
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15 of the funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today
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thepoke--2020-09-29--Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have

Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have been

It all started when actor Charlie Condu went on Twitter to share the big role he missed out on which @ @ @ @ @ , and asked fellow actors and actresses to do the same .
And lots of @ @ @ @ @ share the stellar parts they too narrowly missed out on , and it ’ s @ @ @ @ @ occasionally very funny – testimony to what might have been .
And there was also @ @ @ @ @ SoozUK , which is surely a joke .
To conclude ( not that we ’ @ @ @ @ @ , obviously … ) And very possibly this .

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It all started when actor Charlie Condou went on Twitter to share the big role he missed out on which might have changed his career, and asked fellow actors and actresses to do the same.
Actors: what part did you go up for and not get, which would’ve changed your career? I’ll start. Martin Freeman’s part in “The Office” — Charlie Condou (@Charliecondou) September 28, 2020
And lots of people got in touch to share the stellar parts they too narrowly missed out on, and it’s a sometimes agonising – and occasionally very funny – testimony to what might have been.
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Jimmy in Casualty and one of the leads in Our Friends in the North. I got an ep. of Chucklevision instead though. — Mike Yeaman (@mike_yeaman) September 28, 2020
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Neil Buchanan’s replacement on Art Attack. (Accidentally dropped an ‘F bomb’ during a screen test on my third recall.) — Rich Gittins (@RichGittins) September 28, 2020
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I was offered a ch 5 chat host slot but had booked to do Edinburgh fest/ @grahnort did it instead! — Jenny Eclair (@jennyeclair) September 28, 2020
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Sean Astin’s part in ‘The Lord of the Rings’. Had something ridiculous like 7 recalls!! Did an episode of The Bill instead (proper acting work) — Daniel Fearn (@MrDFearn) September 28, 2020
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Hitler in The Crown. Tiny part – just montage or something. I’d played Hitler on a Channel 5 show so they got in touch. But I’d put on a lot of weight since then. Shaved my moustache into the ‘right’ shape in their bathroom. Walked in looking like chubby Chaplin in a beige shirt. — Danann McAleer (@DanannMcAleer) September 28, 2020
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I went up for a part in Poldark in my native Bristol. It wasn’t a great audition, and I’ll never forget the way the CD said, when I told her I was based locally, “Oh, well at least you haven’t had to come too far”. — David Cole (@DavidCole86) September 28, 2020
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Hermione in Harry Potter… after multiple auditions… only for the first film to be released and spend six months hearing “you look like that girl in Harry Potter” at school for about six months… — Cassie Compton (@CassiCompton) September 28, 2020
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The Milky Bar Kid, but I started crying during the interview. — Lewis Cuthbert (@derek_mcgurk) September 28, 2020
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I had a friend who lost out on the part of Will Scarlett in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves…….. obviously @ChristianSlater got the role, but my friend got a lovey letter from Alan Rickman telling him to keep on studying and apply to RADA……. — 275 (@RapidReformed) September 28, 2020
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thepoke--2020-09-29--11 hilariously chilling takedowns of the American who thinks Europe doesn’t have ice cubes

American journalist Matthew Yglesias tried to spell out how badly the US has dealt with the pandemic by explaining why @ @ @ @ @ ’ t much of a defence .
He ’ s right that America has nothing @ @ @ @ @ ‘ ice cubes ‘ ?
He might need some ice for that burn .
Gordon @ @ @ @ @ Tea American ’ s fish and chips went as well as you ’ d think

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American journalist Matthew Yglesias tried to spell out how badly the US has dealt with the pandemic by explaining why being better than Europe isn’t much of a defence.
He’s right that America has nothing to boast about, but ‘ice cubes‘?
from Christian Bale GIFs via Gfycat
Anyway …Twitter had thoughts.
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We have ice cubes. We keep them with our health care systems that don’t cause us bankruptcy whenever we stub a fucking toe. — James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 29, 2020
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I'm not falling for this. Ice cubes are mythical and don't actually exist, like haggis https://t.co/Wqb4kgNIx0 — Ian Ford (@ij_ford) September 29, 2020
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Which nation of legends got together to fool Matthew Yglesias into believing they didn't have ice cubes? My money's on the Italians https://t.co/bBuIxOk8dO — Mark O'Connell (@mrkocnnll) September 29, 2020
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We may not have ice cubes, Matt, but at least if we get sick or have an accident, we don't have to worry about losing our house paying for it. Oh, also? We have ice cubes. https://t.co/oy2n0vUmT4 — Ben Stephens (@stephens_ben) September 29, 2020
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There are ice cubes everywhere but we have a strict "no ice for arseholes" policy. — Dom Joly (@domjoly) September 29, 2020
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Always wondered what this button on my fridge did. At least I now know it can’t possibly be ice cubes. pic.twitter.com/Mp4cB1slV1 — James 💜 Loxley (@oldnorthroad) September 29, 2020
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Tbf I think we are better off out of the EU. They don’t have ice cubes — . (@twlldun) September 29, 2020
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Ian is right. Every time I see something which I think was an ice cube when I'm out and about, I put it in my bag to examine it later at home. But when I look, there's nothing there. https://t.co/1UZKJJvJHC — David QC (@DavidMuttering) September 29, 2020
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American film character: *adds ice cubes to glass, pours Bourbon* Me: pic.twitter.com/riKtzlIABf — KJL (@kerryjeanlister) September 29, 2020
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Can someone please find me a recipe for ice cubes, my family is dying… — Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) September 29, 2020
Gary Bainbridge had this perfect coup de grâce.
I'm not going to be lectured on ice cubes by somebody who's never heard of an electric kettle. — Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) September 29, 2020
He might need some ice for that burn.
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Gordon Ramsay reacting to the Bad Tea American’s fish and chips went as well as you’d think
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