thepoke--2020-11-05--Twitter slapped misinformation notices on Trump’s tweets – the only 5 funny reactions you need

Nothing exudes confidence in the electorate like a President trying to frame the opposition and throw the democratic process in the bin .
Donald Trump ‘ s legal team is now launching several challenges against states where the count has yet to be completed – or where he has lost .
Presumably , there was no “ voter fraud ” in the states where he ’ s had a clear win .
We could see where it was all heading when he made this speech .
It had been preceded by a tweet making similar accusations .
Which was swiftly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
They had a point .
They had an equally good point when they slapped warnings on several more of his tweets and retweets .
There was a definite theme running through them .
This – now deleted – retweet falsely claimed that all the votes still being counted were for Joe Biden .
There were more false implications of electoral fraud .
Trump spotted what was going on when another of his retweets was flagged up .
It didn ’ t stop him from making this outrageous claim .
MAGA Twitter was @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was being unfairly censored .
from Sure GIFs via Gfycat Others were more realistic .

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Nothing exudes confidence in the electorate like a President trying to frame the opposition and throw the democratic process in the bin.
Donald Trump‘s legal team is now launching several challenges against states where the count has yet to be completed – or where he has lost.
Presumably, there was no “voter fraud” in the states where he’s had a clear win.
We could see where it was all heading when he made this speech.
"We'll be going to the U.S. Supreme Court. We want all voting to stop. We don’t want them to find any ballots at 4 AM in the morning and add them to the list," Trump says in White House speech #Election2020 https://t.co/O34sVaoiTz pic.twitter.com/SsX71wWI98 — Bloomberg QuickTake (@QuickTake) November 4, 2020
It had been preceded by a tweet making similar accusations.
Which was swiftly hidden by Twitter, with this warning.
They had a point. They had an equally good point when they slapped warnings on several more of his tweets and retweets.
There was a definite theme running through them.
This – now deleted – retweet falsely claimed that all the votes still being counted were for Joe Biden.
There were more false implications of electoral fraud.
Trump spotted what was going on when another of his retweets was flagged up.
It didn’t stop him from making this outrageous claim.
MAGA Twitter was up in arms, claiming the President was being unfairly censored.
Twitter is actively censoring the leader of this country. WAKE UP!
They are doing this to the President of the United States of America There is a war against President @realDonaldTrump#ElectionNight #Election2020 #Elections2020 #ElectionDay #Trump #Trump20 pic.twitter.com/HEvEnHIw59 — Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) November 4, 2020
from Sure GIFs via Gfycat
Others were more realistic.
This morning, 75% of Trump's tweets have been accurately flagged by Twitter as containing targeted disinformation about standard U.S. democratic processes. Finally. — Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) November 4, 2020
Hey Twitter, you've had to take down two of Donald Trump's false election tweets in the past hour, and now he's just posted several more false tweets. Trump is breaking all the election rules. It's time to temporarily suspend his account until the election results are in. — Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 4, 2020
The president's @Twitter account is, right now, a threat to American democracy. — Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) November 4, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-04--Simply 27 funny things people said about the longest election night ever

The result of the US presidential election remains on a knife edge , first going this way , and then @ @ @ @ @ ’ s fair to say that nerves are getting a bit frayed .
Very frayed @ @ @ @ @ tweets about the longest night in election history ( well , it certainly feels like @ @ @ @ @ be just what you need to take the edge off .

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The result of the US presidential election remains on a knife edge, first going this way, and then going that, and it’s fair to say that nerves are getting a bit frayed. Very frayed.
So these 27 funny tweets about the longest night in election history (well, it certainly feels like the longest …) might be just what you need to take the edge off.
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Dear Americans, THIS is what an election in a mature democracy looks like. Yours,
The UK (H/T @loobstery) pic.twitter.com/lFRC0ht0x7 — Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) November 4, 2020
2.
I can only assume the people saying “Trump could never win in the UK” don’t know who the Prime Minister of the UK is. And man, when they find out, they are gonna be livid. — Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) November 4, 2020
3.
And this is the way it ends.
Not with a bang but with a WI/MI/PA. — Will Roscoe (@Goodish_Will) November 4, 2020
4.
This is the most hilarious sponsorship I’ve ever seen, everyone at @calm deserves a raise pic.twitter.com/ZOUT70Td5W — David Pierce (@pierce) November 4, 2020
5.
Never again can Americans mock cricket because it goes on for days with no clear winner . #USElection2020 — Mark Austin (@markaustintv) November 4, 2020
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When I was 20 I was up all night taking drugs & shaggin', now I'm up all night worried the suburban housewife vote won't be strong enough in Pittsburgh — joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 4, 2020
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Just woke up. Shocked to see the news in America that Kanye West didn’t win. — Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 4, 2020
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After watching 10 hours of CNN I now have strong opinions on what the best cement company in Africa is. — Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) November 4, 2020
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Due to overwhelming public interest the 2020 presidential election has been extended for another two months. — the Comfort Eagle (@cushbomb) November 3, 2020
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Remember when Voldemort prematurely declared victory at the Battle of Hogwarts? pic.twitter.com/9HD5bQhylS — Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 4, 2020
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I’m still hopeful that Biden can win, just slightly concerned that he’ll have died of old age by the time his votes are counted. — Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) November 4, 2020
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Imagine Americans staying up to watch Theresa May win Maidenhead in an old school hall — L (@LwantsBiden2020) November 3, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-04--Bad day? Could be worse, you could have held this door open for someone

The latest addition to the ‘ Bad day ?
It could be worse … ’ hall of fame comes this clip of a guy helpfully holding the door open .
It went viral after it was shared by Dr_Apk on Reddit because … watch .
At least he kept hold of the handle .
‘ I love it when people break doors like that and then just stand there shocked still holding the door handle like a trophy.
’ ImposterBot9k ‘ That can not be his fault .
What kind of a shit door is this ?
?
’ Anneso1975 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ door installer ( amount other things ) in NYC and you ’ d probably be happy to know that that ’ s a called a shit glass door .
Good glass doors have all four sides enclosed usually with metal .
And they then sit in a rubber “ glass pocket ” in the inside .
This door has no suck thing .
In all honesty it ’ s just a piece of glass with a handle and could hardly even be considered a door.
’ someguyanyguy If you ’ re having a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you could be this Swedish guy missing a train

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The latest addition to the ‘Bad day? It could be worse …’ hall of fame comes this clip of a guy helpfully holding the door open.
It went viral after it was shared by Dr_Apk on Reddit because … watch.
At least he kept hold of the handle.
‘I love it when people break doors like that and then just stand there shocked still holding the door handle like a trophy.’ ImposterBot9k ‘That cannot be his fault. What kind of a shit door is this??’ Anneso1975 ‘A glass door.’ ARZZZIO ‘Hi I’m a glass door installer (amount other things) in NYC and you’d probably be happy to know that that’s a called a shit glass door. Good glass doors have all four sides enclosed usually with metal. And they then sit in a rubber “glass pocket” in the inside. This door has no suck thing. In all honesty it’s just a piece of glass with a handle and could hardly even be considered a door.’ someguyanyguy
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If you’re having a bad day it could be worse, you could be this Swedish guy missing a train
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thepoke--2020-11-04--This keeper went from hero to zero in just a few seconds and it’s a proper heartbreaker

From hero to zero in a few seconds flat .
You won ’ t see a worse ( or more @ @ @ @ @ football all season

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From hero to zero in a few seconds flat.
The best and worst few seconds for this keeper 💔 pic.twitter.com/vQhyyxzrk5 — BBC Sport (@BBCSport) November 4, 2020
Poor lad.
Life comes at you fast, welcome to 2020 — Jono (@Jono_______) November 4, 2020
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You won’t see a worse (or more comical) 19 seconds of football all season
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thepoke--2020-11-04--Andrew Neil asked Nigel Farage for evidence of US voter fraud and you’ll be facepalming into next we

Andrew Neil asked Nigel Farage for evidence of US voter fraud and you’ll be facepalming into next week

As well as prematurely claiming victory in the US presidential elections , Donald Trump has made false allegations of voter @ @ @ @ @ he ’ d ask Nigel Farage about those claims of electoral ‘ fraud ’ and @ @ @ @ @ Brexit , sorry , Reform UK party leader had this to say .
Facepalm of @ @ @ @ @ into second place … Nigel Farage , who was also interviewed on Good Morning Britain @ @ @ @ @ was .
Last word on that particular issue to Piers Morgan … ‘ Poor Donald @ @ @ @ @ For That Hug From Daddy ’

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As well as prematurely claiming victory in the US presidential elections, Donald Trump has made false allegations of voter fraud.
Andrew Neil thought he’d ask Nigel Farage about those claims of electoral ‘fraud’ and the UKIP, sorry, Brexit, sorry, Reform UK party leader had this to say.
Andrew Neil – What is the evidence of voter fraud? Nigel Farage – It's there for all to see… Andrew Neil – Where is the evidence for voter fraud in the US? Farage – It's so new… it hasn't come to light yet.. #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/Ien1JxXRsA — Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) November 4, 2020
Facepalm of the week, narrowly beating into second place … Nigel Farage, who was also interviewed on Good Morning Britain today. Of course he was.
Honestly amazing seeing this happen in real time – @piersmorgan plays Nigel Farage the clip of Trump suggesting we inject disinfectant. Piers: ‘Have I made that up?’
Farage: ‘Yes.’@susannareid100’s face 😂#gmb #goodmorningbritain pic.twitter.com/m6tL6tJwy4 — Katharine Sharpe (@KatharineS93) November 4, 2020
Last word on that particular issue to Piers Morgan …
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‘Poor Donald Trump Jr, Still Waiting For That Hug From Daddy’
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thepoke--2020-11-04--Facepalm of the day

Facepalm of the day

The latest in an occasional series , facepalm of the day was shared by WarmmLemmon over on Reddit .
“ @ @ @ @ @ , he is God ; s right hand here on earth .
Unless he disagrees @ @ @ @ @ Took us back to this incident of ‘ biblesplaining ’ a few weeks ago .
@ @ @ @ @ of the Pope again – our 19 favourite takes

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The latest in an occasional series, facepalm of the day was shared by WarmmLemmon over on Reddit.
“The pope speaks for God, he is God;s right hand here on earth. Unless he disagrees with my bigotry.” BadgerMountain
Took us back to this incident of ‘biblesplaining’ a few weeks ago.
Right.
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People have made a meme of the Pope again – our 19 favourite takes
Source Reddit u/WarmmLemmon


thepoke--2020-11-05--This hilarious Trump sketch nails the current state of the U.S Election

This prophetic Comedy Central sketch perfectly exemplifies exactly what ’ s happening in the White House right now .
A @ @ @ @ @ ’ throwing an epic tantrum at primary school is beautifully done .
Anthony Atamanuik stars @ @ @ @ @ President of the United States , alongside Peter Grosz as Mike Pence , the Vice @ @

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“I don’t wanna go!’
This prophetic Comedy Central sketch perfectly exemplifies exactly what’s happening in the White House right now.
A must-see video of ‘Trump’ throwing an epic tantrum at primary school is beautifully done.
Anthony Atamanuik stars as Donald Trump, the President of the United States, alongside Peter Grosz as Mike Pence, the Vice President.


thepoke--2020-11-05--Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser put to Eminem (and a dancing cat) is simply magnificent

You will probably have seen that extraordinary clip of Donald Trump ’ s spiritual adviser – no , really – @ @ @ @ @ to ensure the so-called president ’ s re-election .
We didn ’ t think there @ @ @ @ @ possibly get any better , but then @ Soapmoine put it together with Eminem ( @ @ @ @ @ , well , have a watch for yourself .
This dramatic prayer session for Trump @ @ @ @ @ be seen to be believed

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You will probably have seen that extraordinary clip of Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser – no, really – Paula White doing her bit to ensure the so-called president’s re-election.
Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump’s reelection. pic.twitter.com/hCSRh84d6g — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 5, 2020
We didn’t think there was any way it could possibly get any better, but then @Soapmoine put it together with Eminem (and a cat) and, well, have a watch for yourself.
well sorry @Eminem for that. But that’s the first instrumental track i thought about. pic.twitter.com/5uce3N3GSP — Capitaine OSEF (@Soapmoine) November 5, 2020
Absolutely brilliant.
Every now and then, Twitter delivers complete gold. Trump’s spiritual advisor set to Eminem. With a dancing cat. pic.twitter.com/g3f8j6zGAP — Richard Boorman (@RichardBoorman) November 5, 2020
imagine having to explain this to a friend who isn't a very online person pic.twitter.com/WpngnJ2tFJ — Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) November 5, 2020
This is the best thing coming out from these elections so far.pic.twitter.com/ZvAyL2uKqA — Lionel Page (@page_eco) November 5, 2020
I’ve watched this approximately 73 times this morning. pic.twitter.com/TUWuDH4oLX — Andrew “Not a Pulpit CEO” Novell (@Andrew_Novell) November 5, 2020
Whoever wins the election, this brilliant montage of memery, featuring a bopping-head cat, an Eminem back-beat, a distracted wanderer in cargo shorts, & Donald Trump's tongue-speaking angel-herder, wins the Internet for today. https://t.co/WjgnIh1odu — Gus Silber (@gussilber) November 5, 2020
In short …
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This dramatic prayer session for Trump’s re-election has to be seen to be believed
Source Twitter @Soapmoine


thepoke--2020-11-06--‘I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results’

A welcome distraction from American politics , if not America , comes this , shared by Derryzumi over on Reddit @ @ @ @ @ girlfriend , who lives in Europe , to fill in a map of the USA @ @ @ @ @ , ’ said Derryzumi .
And you don ’ t have to be American to @ @ @ @ @ helps .
And just a few of the things people were saying about it .
@ @ @ @ @ the states from left to right .
You can see the slow descent into insanity.
@ @ @ @ @ end she ’ s just like , “ Let ’ s just call this one @ @ @ @ @ As a resident of Oregano , I don ’ t have thyme for this.
’ @ @ @ @ @ that Denver is indeed everywhere.
’ cannamomxoxo ‘ 7 y/o girls really know how to @ @ @ @ @ ’

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A welcome distraction from American politics, if not America, comes this, shared by Derryzumi over on Reddit.
‘I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results,’ said Derryzumi. And you don’t have to be American to enjoy it, but it helps.
And just a few of the things people were saying about it.
‘You clearly asked her the states from left to right. You can see the slow descent into insanity.’ Lougehrig10 ‘At the end she’s just like, “Let’s just call this one Austria.”’ TheDudeNeverBowls ‘Oregano?!?’ TheLazyIndianBoy ‘As a resident of Oregano, I don’t have thyme for this.’ acoolglassofwater ‘Bugs Bunny. Genius’ fixxlevy ‘I can confirm that Denver is indeed everywhere.’ cannamomxoxo ‘It’s more of a mindset tbh.’ DuelOstrich
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‘7 y/o girls really know how to hit you where it hurts’
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thepoke--2020-11-06--‘7-year-old girls really know how to hit you where it hurts’

Birthday card of the week comes courtesy of tank5209 over on Reddit who says : ‘ 7-year-old girls really know @ @ @ @ @ it hurts.
’ ‘ My three year old asked me when I was going to @ @ @ @ @ “ Hopefully not for a long time.
” She thought for a second and then @ @ @ @ @ so like 8 minutes ?
” I laughed and then wondered if she knew something @ @ @ @ @ Blucifer ‘ My 5 year old son asked me the same thing .
He qualified @ @ @ @ @ just want to know because I don ’ t want you to die.
” which @ @ @ @ @ me a little suspicious .
I said “ well I plan on living a long @ @ @ @ @ me for several seconds .
Smiled an unsettling smile , and said .
“ We @ @ @ @ @ .
We ’ ll just have to see about that.
” ‘ this_one_wasnt_taken

Birthday card of the week comes courtesy of tank5209 over on Reddit who says: ‘7-year-old girls really know how to hit you where it hurts.’
He’s not kidding.
Oof.
‘The child isn’t wrong lol.’ lespaul_1976
‘My three year old asked me when I was going to die. I said, “Hopefully not for a long time.” She thought for a second and then said, “Ok, so like 8 minutes?” I laughed and then wondered if she knew something I didn’t.’ Blucifer
‘My 5 year old son asked me the same thing. He qualified his question adding “I just want to know because I don’t want you to die.” which I have to admit made me a little suspicious. I said “well I plan on living a long time.” he looked at me for several seconds. Smiled an unsettling smile, and said. “We’ll see, dad. We’ll just have to see about that.”‘ this_one_wasnt_taken


thepoke--2020-11-06--Piers Morgan questioned James Blunt’s ‘King of Twitter’ title and the singer had the perfect respons

Piers Morgan questioned James Blunt’s ‘King of Twitter’ title and the singer had the perfect response

Forget about Donald Trump vs Joe Biden , there ’ s another heavyweight head-to-head going on , James Blunt vs @ @ @ @ @ ’ ll never guess ( you definitely will ) who emerged on top .
James @ @ @ @ @ to a fan who said his Bruce Springsteen cover bettered the original

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Forget about Donald Trump vs Joe Biden, there’s another heavyweight head-to-head going on, James Blunt vs Piers Morgan, and you’ll never guess (you definitely will) who emerged on top.
It started when Blunt plugged his book.
Just to add to the misery… my book comes out today. https://t.co/69yMs3vOz5 pic.twitter.com/18BPdPYPuC — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 5, 2020
Haven't we suffered enough this year? https://t.co/bjtln7m5hd — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 5, 2020
Maybe the rest of the world has, @piersmorgan, but you, I’m not so sure. https://t.co/GXI7t06ZOo — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 5, 2020
And the singer’s comeback prompted this response …
James Blunt is the King of Twitter, absolutely no legal challenge or recount required, the evidence is undisputed https://t.co/caLFV4RTMH — Jake @ Electrodrome (@ElectrodromeFM) November 5, 2020
… which Morgan wasn’t entirely happy with.
If @JamesBlunt is the 'King of Twitter', why have I got nearly four times as many followers?#PopularVote https://t.co/PJY4BAhkED — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 5, 2020
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James Blunt had the perfect response to a fan who said his Bruce Springsteen cover bettered the original
Source Twitter @JamesBlunt


thepoke--2020-11-06--Simply 14 very funny responses to Donald Trump’s peevish ‘STOP THE COUNT!’ tweet

There are still some paths to a second term for Donald Trump , but frankly , they ’ re the @ @ @ @ @ up an ice cliff , carrying a barrel of bricks .
It ’ s doable @ @ @ @ @ have to have put the training in and bought some really good crampons .
In @ @ @ @ @ , however – a place we ’ d never want to visit – it ’ @ @ @ @ @ counting any more of the ballots .
You know – like in a normal election @ @ @ @ @ this very important point : We can ’ t add anything useful to that , @ @ @ @ @ show you what other people had to say .

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There are still some paths to a second term for Donald Trump, but frankly, they’re the equivalent of a sheer climb up an ice cliff, carrying a barrel of bricks. It’s doable, but you’d have to have put the training in and bought some really good crampons.
In Donald Trump’s mind, however – a place we’d never want to visit – it’s as simple as not counting any more of the ballots.
As a counterpoint, Joe Biden tweeted this …
Count every vote. — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 4, 2020
You know – like in a normal election.
Several people responded with this very important point:
If we stopped the count RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD LOSE YOU ILLITERATE MORON! LOL! This is the President?! Oh my god. Please, I love yall, but seriously come get ya boy he's done. https://t.co/9Eiz7xkUpT — Joe Vargas (@AngryJoeShow) November 5, 2020
We can’t add anything useful to that, so we’ll just show you what other people had to say.
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news breaking of a 17th Melania being found https://t.co/IcfuKduNww — dave ❄ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) November 5, 2020
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Men are so emotional. https://t.co/TLNkhvxB2H — Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) November 5, 2020
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Imagine if Trump put this much energy into stopping COVID. https://t.co/AOC8fTqnXR — Robert Reich (@RBReich) November 5, 2020
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Maybe this is about Dracula https://t.co/iucU1OwwqO — Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 5, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-06--These Trump supporters prayed for justice outside an election counting centre – 9 heavenly takedowns

We ’ ve seen some unusual and frankly hard to get your head around sights in this US presidential election @ @ @ @ @ there with them .
It ’ s a group of Donald Trump supporters who did @ @ @ @ @ by … praying for justice outside an election counting centre in Clark County , Nevada @ @ @ @ @ where the result is on a knife edge and could be instrumental in sending Joe @ @ @ @ @ .
And these takedowns were heaven sent .
A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an @ @ @ @ @ in the sun ’ and it made everyone ’ s day better

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We’ve seen some unusual and frankly hard to get your head around sights in this US presidential election and this is right up there with them.
It’s a group of Donald Trump supporters who did their bit for their candidate by … praying for justice outside an election counting centre in Clark County, Nevada.
Nevada is one of the states where the result is on a knife edge and it could be instrumental in sending Joe Biden to the White House.
Women just arrived at the Clark County election department. They tell me they’re praying justice will be done and that righteousness prevails. pic.twitter.com/xi0Q9hOS51 — alyssa estrada (@anenews) November 6, 2020
And these 9 takedowns were heaven sent.
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MAGA is literally tryin’ to pray Democracy away. https://t.co/ibZy28v5Ru — Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) November 6, 2020
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They are speaking to the Ultimate Manager™ https://t.co/UJXADMBsEh — blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) November 6, 2020
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i can’t tell if the woman on the window is praying or stretching before a run https://t.co/mPzhEsQX4e — James (@CaucasianJames) November 6, 2020
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Oh, trust me. Justice will be done and righteousness will prevail. https://t.co/lcMdu0MfEC — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 6, 2020
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If that actually works, I think they should be helping get us a vaccine. https://t.co/m5dNtBmT5w — Andy Slavitt 💙💛 (@ASlavitt) November 6, 2020
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i should drive down there and start playing heavy metal on my speakers or something 💀💀 https://t.co/sf84pEVMFI — sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) November 6, 2020
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Totally not a cult tho. https://t.co/6HFdRXXoEy — Joy Taylor (@JoyTaylorTalks) November 6, 2020
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Play the National Anthem so they’ll stop kneeling https://t.co/O4vKCpHsdO — Donna Stunner ⭐ (@HollyGoNightly1) November 6, 2020
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We are the stupidest country in the world. https://t.co/1ag6jRXtd0 — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 6, 2020
And finally …
Retweeted without comment except fuck-off nut-jobs https://t.co/EzZAe81tFq — Rufus Sewell (@FredrikSewell) November 6, 2020
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A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an ‘obese upturned turtle flailing in the sun’ and it made everyone’s day better
Source @anenews


thepoke--2020-11-06--This spoof CNN ‘Pornhub’ moment is the escape from reality we needed right now

There ’ s been no shortage of memorable moments in this US presidential election but this isn ’ t one @ @ @ @ @ s not real .
But it still made us smile anyway .
And it ’ @ @ @ @ @ went viral , really viral .
It ’ s not real though , obviously .
@ @ @ @ @ person .

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There’s been no shortage of memorable moments in this US presidential election but this isn’t one of them because it’s not real.
But it still made us smile anyway.
And it’s fair to say it went viral, really viral.
😂 that swift swipe up https://t.co/4cclAG9stf — Georgia Toffolo (@ToffTalks) November 6, 2020
https://twitter.com/EddieHearn/status/1324648831141744641?s=20
It’s not real though, obviously. We’re with this person.
The pornhub CNN video is fake but it will live on as truth in my heart. https://t.co/D3iTB6jui0 — Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) November 6, 2020
Source Twitter @PatrickSikler @puntclub


thepoke--2020-11-06--George Bush Snr’s election concession speech makes Trump’s behaviour look even worse

It says a lot about the level of dystopia in US politics right now that people are looking back with fondness at the 41st President of the USA , George H. W. Bush – that ’ s the dad of ‘ Dubya ’ , in case you weren ’ t sure .
It ’ s all because of this clip of the last one-term president conceding to his rival and successor , Bill Clinton .
You have to admit , that ’ s pretty classy .
In stark contrast , here ’ s Donald Trump ‘ s latest speech , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but not certainty – of losing the election to Joe Biden .
We won ’ t share the full speech because it ’ s a stream of blatant lies , but it ’ s good see him being called out by one of the several channels that did it .
The chasm between the two presidents ’ attitudes couldn ’ t be any bigger , and Twitter got quite sentimental .
Columnist Hussain Abdul-Hussain nailed the essence of the difference with this tweet .
American TV dumped Trump before he could tell more @ @ @ @ @

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It says a lot about the level of dystopia in US politics right now that people are looking back with fondness at the 41st President of the USA, George H. W. Bush – that’s the dad of ‘Dubya’, in case you weren’t sure.
It’s all because of this clip of the last one-term president conceding to his rival and successor, Bill Clinton.
You have to admit, that’s pretty classy. In stark contrast, here’s Donald Trump‘s latest speech, as he faces the strong probability – but not certainty – of losing the election to Joe Biden.
We won’t share the full speech because it’s a stream of blatant lies, but it’s good see him being called out by one of the several channels that did it.
The chasm between the two presidents’ attitudes couldn’t be any bigger, and Twitter got quite sentimental.
At the time, this was a routine political moment. Now I find it quite moving pic.twitter.com/AnRmG7iNFs — Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) November 5, 2020
Lots of my friends will hate this sentiment, but I miss this kind of leadership so much it hurts. https://t.co/JBBo55MqwW — Revcoog (@Jeff_Berger) November 5, 2020
Columnist Hussain Abdul-Hussain nailed the essence of the difference with this tweet.
Oh man. This made me tear up. When America had statesmen, not salesmen, running it https://t.co/OKZJj54K2C — Hussain Abdul-Hussain 🇺🇸 (@hahussain) November 6, 2020
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American TV dumped Trump before he could tell more lies and the internet cheered
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thepoke--2020-11-06--American TV dumped Trump before he could tell more lies and the internet cheered

Donald Trump held an extraordinary news conference on Thursday in which he falsely claimed that electoral fraud was robbing him @ @ @ @ @ term .
Almost as extraordinary – maybe more so – was the decision of networks @ @ @ @ @ NBC to cut away for Trump to solemnly inform viewers that the president of the @ @ @ @ @ this stuff up .
And it was quite the watch .
Here ’ s just @ @ @ @ @ ’ s Shep Smith .
And here ’ s CNN ’ s Jim Acosta , @ @ @ @ @ coming .
And just a few of the things people were saying about it .
@ @ @ @ @ if this happened because we didn ’ t get to see the end , but @ @ @ @ @ out .
A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an ‘ obese upturned turtle flailing in @ @ @ @ @ made everyone ’ s day better

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Donald Trump held an extraordinary news conference on Thursday in which he falsely claimed that electoral fraud was robbing him of a second White House term.
Almost as extraordinary – maybe more so – was the decision of networks including ABC, CBS and NBC to cut away for Trump to solemnly inform viewers that the president of the United States was basically making this stuff up.
And it was quite the watch. Here’s just one of them, CNBC’s Shep Smith.
President Trump just spoke at the White House, as key states continue to count votes.
Shep has the facts: “What the President of the United States is saying, in large part, is absolutely untrue.” #Election2020 https://t.co/E6DBt6OodD pic.twitter.com/HVa87qUCzB — The News with Shepard Smith (@thenewsoncnbc) November 6, 2020
Here’s MSNBC’S Brian Williams.
Omg…I’m still cackling😂🤣😂 So, Donald Trump doesn’t even get 30 seconds into his delusional press conference and Brian Williams cuts it off and is like- yeah we’re not going to show his unhinged ravings and lies about election stealing.#TrumpMeltdown #MSNBC2020 pic.twitter.com/sKj0WAIABZ — Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) November 6, 2020
And here’s CNN’s Jim Acosta, who basically saw it all coming.
Jim @Acosta says Trump's press conference should come with a Surgeon General's warning that this press conference will be dangerous to the facts and your democracy. pic.twitter.com/BsSuHYcpNn — Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) November 5, 2020
And just a few of the things people were saying about it.
BREAKING: Trump lies so much during Live airing of press conference ABC had to cut away, saying: "He's been making a lot of, frankly, false accusations, baseless claims. And that's not being partisan, that's just stating the fact."#TrumpMeltdown — Chip Franklin (@chipfranklin) November 6, 2020
List of Evidence Donald Trump came to the press conference with #TrumpMeltdown pic.twitter.com/oV7HQmyqpA — Shan (@shanuddin889) November 6, 2020
MSNBC cuts off Trump press conference. "Just not rooted in reality," says Brian Williams. "Lies and disinformation," says Nicole Wallace. The truth matters. — Tony Schwartz (@tonyschwartz) November 6, 2020
A reflection on President Trump’s comments last night: The last President I covered who refused to accept the vote count in an election was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Iran, 2009. — Christiane Amanpour (@camanpour) November 6, 2020
We’re not sure if this happened because we didn’t get to see the end, but don’t rule it out.
I hope Trump ends this press conference by pinning it all on some meddling kids and their dog. — Commander Sterling (@JimSterling) November 5, 2020
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A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an ‘obese upturned turtle flailing in the sun’ and it made everyone’s day better
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thepoke--2020-11-06--Massive props to the person who crushed an internet know-all with words

Nobody likes a know-all , right ?
So , when this one got their comeuppance , people were right behind @ @ @ @ @ knockout blow .
That “ Thank you for all you do.
” raises this to @ @ @ @ @ users shared some other things they thought might not be real .
Someone named Zastrozzi @ @ @ @ @ .
“ I don ’ t get Reddit .
Always complaining when it ’ s @ @ @ @ @ it out in the comments , they ’ re the asshole ?
Make your mind @ @ @ @ @ But Reddit was ready for them .
Someone got brutally murdered by words – over @ @

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Nobody likes a know-all, right? So, when this one got their comeuppance, people were right behind the hero who administered the knockout blow.
That “Thank you for all you do.” raises this to final boss level.
Reddit users shared some other things they thought might not be real.
Someone named Zastrozzi had this gripe to share.
“I don’t get Reddit. Always complaining when it’s scripted but if someone points it out in the comments, they’re the asshole? Make your mind up you fickle bitch.”
But Reddit was ready for them.
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Someone got brutally murdered by words – over a tortoise
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thepoke--2020-11-06--A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an ‘obese upturned turtle flailing in the sun’ and it made everyone

A CNN anchor called Donald Trump an ‘obese upturned turtle flailing in the sun’ and it made everyone’s day better

There are many ways of characterising Donald Trump ’ s behaviour right now but few – if any – do @ @ @ @ @ succinctly , and hilariously as this one .
It ’ s CNN ’ s Anderson @ @ @ @ @ Trump ’ s extraordinary press conference in which he made barely coherent and increasingly desperate @ @ @ @ @ robbing him of a second White House term .
It went viral because , well @ @ @ @ @ yourself .
This person surely speaks for us all … A Trump supporter said he @ @ @ @ @ and it set off a hilarious global chain reaction

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There are many ways of characterising Donald Trump’s behaviour right now but few – if any – do it quite so accurately, succinctly, and downright hilariously as this one.
It’s CNN’s Anderson Cooper talking to viewers after Trump’s extraordinary press conference in which he made barely coherent and increasingly desperate claims that electoral fraud was robbing him of a second White House term.
It went viral because, well, have a watch for yourself.
Takedown of the year.
did I dream this, or did CNN dude just flat out call Trump an ‘obese turtle’.? — Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) November 6, 2020
Jake Tapper: “What a sad night for the United States of America to hear their president say that” Lester Holt: “We have to cut away here because the president has made a number of false allegations” Anderson Cooper: Donald Trump is an “obese turtle flailing on his back” — Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 6, 2020
Okay. I think Anderson Cooper calling Trump an, "Obese turtle on his back" is CNN calling the election. — Schooley (@Rschooley) November 6, 2020
Now here’s a man who’s fresh out of fucks. https://t.co/NgAqPaAVvP — Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) November 6, 2020
I think this is unfair to obese turtles on their backs, flailing at the hot sun. https://t.co/Ytez6N7H2a — David Baddiel (@Baddiel) November 6, 2020
If you’re an obese turtle, please STAY IN LINE!!! https://t.co/2Jo0v92G4E — billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 6, 2020
This person surely speaks for us all …
I just fell in love with Anderson Cooper, when he gave the most perfect description of Trump. "We see him like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over." #TrumpMeltdown pic.twitter.com/E1fDyZOpFr — lostinsuburbia (@amandap_vdm) November 6, 2020
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A Trump supporter said he’s off to Mexico and it set off a hilarious global chain reaction
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thepoke--2020-11-06--These 17 memes about Nevada taking forever to count votes are hilariously relatable

With an increasing appetite to get a definitive answer from the US election , the internet is awash with comments @ @ @ @ @ tardiness .
This announcement on Thursday didn ’ t help at all .
Naturally , @ @ @ @ @ and we ’ ve gathered our favourite funny reactions .

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With an increasing appetite to get a definitive answer from the US election, the internet is awash with comments on the vote counters’ tardiness.
day 3 of adult “are we there yet?” — Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) November 5, 2020
The election count in America is dragging on so long they’ve brought in Cliff Richard to entertain the crowd pic.twitter.com/HiI0cn16Kh — Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) November 5, 2020
This announcement on Thursday didn’t help at all.
NEW: Nevada won't report more election results until Friday #Election2020 Here's the latest https://t.co/jB1Et9Wxt3 pic.twitter.com/XLwiamfd9Q — Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) November 5, 2020
Naturally, attention turned to Nevada, and we’ve gathered our favourite funny reactions.
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BREAKING: We have obtained exclusive LIVE footage of Nevada counting another vote.
Stay tuned for more updates. pic.twitter.com/kyD7WBuhyP — Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) November 5, 2020
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hearing reports that Nevada just counted another vote — Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 5, 2020
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This is how Nevada counts ballots pic.twitter.com/JQFy83B2WV — Max Burns (@themaxburns) November 5, 2020
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Nevada: yeahhhhh I got votes to count, but I can talk pic.twitter.com/MGmCOL0RlI — (@whentherernine) November 5, 2020
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Nevada counting ballots vs. other states… pic.twitter.com/SdMCYCuWEz — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 5, 2020
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nevada after counting 1 ballot an hour pic.twitter.com/2i8JycJtLt — joe (@jxeker) November 5, 2020
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Nevada after counting 3 votes pic.twitter.com/kjYPVIydlN — Kelsey (@notorious_KRG) November 5, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-06--Greta Thunberg’s takedown of Donald Trump was humiliating perfection

Greta Thunberg once again demonstrated that Donald Trump is no match for her , when she reacted to this hysterical @ @ @ @ @ Just how good it is only becomes apparent once you realise it ’ s a @ @ @ @ @ made about her .
Revenge is a dish best served cold – especially when it @ @ @ @ @ humiliation .
Here ’ s how people reacted to the viral tweet .
Amanda – @ @ @ @ @ that it wasn ’ t even the first time Greta had got a laugh out @ @ @ @ @ .
Greta Thunberg had the best response to the ‘ Sharon ’ wrong answer about @ @ @

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Greta Thunberg once again demonstrated that Donald Trump is no match for her, when she reacted to this hysterical tweet from the President.
This was Greta’s excellent takedown.
So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill! https://t.co/4RNVBqRYBA — Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) November 5, 2020
Just how good it is only becomes apparent once you realise it’s a callback to this comment he made about her.
So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! https://t.co/M8ZtS8okzE — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2019
Revenge is a dish best served cold – especially when it takes the form of public humiliation.
Here’s how people reacted to the viral tweet.
This was easily the biggest laugh I've had today. https://t.co/PkAUhequF4 — Beau of The Fifth Column (@BeauTFC) November 6, 2020
Lol….the savagery of waiting so long to tweet this. https://t.co/A2lSRN22gf — Teresa Eickel (@TerriEickel) November 5, 2020
Amanda – @Pandamoanimum – reminded us that it wasn’t even the first time Greta had got a laugh out of that particular Trump tweet.
This is actually the second time that Greta Thunberg has given Trump a beautiful burn over his tweet. She is sublime. pic.twitter.com/G2Qo1VB7rp — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 5, 2020
BOGOF!
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Greta Thunberg had the best response to the ‘Sharon’ wrong answer about her on Mastermind
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thepoke--2020-11-06--Trump’s campaign manager described him as “Alive and well” – our 12 favourite reactions

In an already odd election , Donald Trump ‘ s campaign manager , Bill Stepien , made it a lot @ @ @ @ @ nobody had asked .
We know he ’ s alive , because he made yet @ @ @ @ @ fraud robbing him of the election , but the word ‘ well ‘ might be @ @ @ @ @ Alastair Campbell had an observation on the nature of the Trump administration .
It seemed @ @ @ @ @ mostly because it was pretty suspicious .
These comments spell it out .
What better @ @ @ @ @ comment on America ’ s dystopia ?
Twitter slapped misinformation notices on Trump ’ s @ @ @ @ @ funny reactions you need

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In an already odd election, Donald Trump‘s campaign manager, Bill Stepien, made it a lot odder by answering a question nobody had asked.
Trump campaign manager says “Donald Trump is alive and well” — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) November 5, 2020
We know he’s alive, because he made yet another incendiary speech about voter fraud robbing him of the election, but the word ‘well‘ might be doing some heavy lifting.
Alastair Campbell had an observation on the nature of the Trump administration.
This is quite interesting, because the usual approach is to tell the opposite of the truth https://t.co/zjDowViDEg — ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) November 5, 2020
It seemed pretty suspicious to Twitter – mostly because it was pretty suspicious.
These comments spell it out.
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LOL!
When you feel the need to answer a question no-one was asking… https://t.co/0vs7lRZL8d — Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) November 5, 2020
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So now I'm 100% convinced Trump is dead and McConnell is doing a Weekend At Bernies thing https://t.co/kaK0ZylY8U — Rad Tasia, Here for a Blue Georgia (@GroovyTasia) November 5, 2020
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Donald Trump is alive and well and 6'3 and has an 8-pack and can complete Sonic 2 in under 15 minutes. — Sooz "Halloween" Kempner (@SoozUK) November 5, 2020
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My "Donald Trump is alive and well" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. https://t.co/LGTLI3GyRW — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 5, 2020
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Send us a finger as proof https://t.co/FATwz5MKYp — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 5, 2020
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Update from the bunker. https://t.co/gv6Y6Y99io — Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) November 5, 2020
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New from Trump campaign: "The president's four-chambered mammalian heart is pumping oxygen-rich iron to the cells of his body, which depend on oxygen for normal human biological processes, as is true for all earth humans, which he definitely is." — Alexandra Erin (@AlexandraErin) November 5, 2020
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"Oh hi is that AAU? I'm just calling to enquire about….." Me: "HE IS ALIVE AND WELL" — Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) November 5, 2020
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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated https://t.co/by3cySdnC7 — Andrew Prokop (@awprokop) November 5, 2020
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Not sure “alive and well” are the right words. pic.twitter.com/I7x8nNo0xz — Tony (@tony15202) November 5, 2020
What better than shades of Steinbeck to comment on America’s dystopia?
Donald trump is alive and well and living on a farm, and there are rabbits there – oh george you wouldn’t believe how many rabbits there are there — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 5, 2020
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Twitter slapped misinformation notices on Trump’s tweets – the only 5 funny reactions you need
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thepoke--2020-11-06--The 19 funniest tweets of the week

The 19 funniest tweets of the week

Every week , we scour Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find and narrow them down to the very @ @ @ @ @ and maybe give some of the people who wrote them a follow .
Here they @ @ @ @ @ we ’ ve seen this week…

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Every week, we scour Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find and narrow them down to the very best. Check them out and maybe give some of the people who wrote them a follow.
Here they are, the best tweets we’ve seen this week…
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every single day of 2020 pic.twitter.com/GdOkTC4kx6 — Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston) November 4, 2020
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Saw my Hermes delivery guy as he arrived with a parcel & said "I really appreciate you putting yourself at risk & keeping deliveries coming" & I swear there were tears in his eyes as he drop-kicked my parcel into next door's gutter & threw a "Sorry you were out" card in the hedge — Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) November 5, 2020
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They’re not even trying anymore with the fake Melania pic.twitter.com/tiufZ2lRLK — Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) October 31, 2020
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Not now, bizarre hell planet where it rains rocks and oceans are made of lava https://t.co/laYcQK9YYD — pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 6, 2020
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Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other will be from the front. Medieval artist: From the.. front? Patron: Right. You know how to draw
horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally. pic.twitter.com/znNXldGKci — Dorsa Amir (@DorsaAmir) November 2, 2020
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ive processed more information in the last 48 hours than a medieval peasant would in a lifetime — zane (@catgrubs) November 6, 2020
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this is the most 2020 image i have seen so far #GBBO pic.twitter.com/rmGKYEQt26 — Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 3, 2020
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Tesco’s giving away FREE meal deals if you can outrun security — Asad Afghan (@asadxafghan) October 31, 2020
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When you’ve got full service on your phone pic.twitter.com/9IyL52bHXO — Lou (@ljftbI) November 1, 2020
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I really appreciate how little effort went into the word fireplace — your friend, Drac-Yule-Log (@Remember_Sarah) November 1, 2020
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🎶 That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spotlight, pic.twitter.com/qm2VIapAPS — Dr. Songo (@songo_doc) November 2, 2020
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Fucks sake, thought this was him in bed pic.twitter.com/qnxCxi4SbW — Fisted Away (@fistedaway) November 4, 2020
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some exciting personal news – I’m happy to announce that I’ve had enough!! — Louisa Davies (@LouisaD__) November 2, 2020
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headline gets 10x better with every single word https://t.co/J8UYm668VI — Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 2, 2020
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checking the news today pic.twitter.com/Gf0fBoAKVL — Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) November 4, 2020
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Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options:
• P45 for P.45
• The Lying King
• Unpresidented
• Lord of the Lies
• Donald Dumped
• Down in the Trumps
• Game over, combover
• POTUS Out Of Our Misery
• Orange Is The New Sacked — Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) November 6, 2020
Want more funny tweets?
Read last week’s roundup


thepoke--2020-11-06--The Philadelphia mayor just told Trump to ‘put his big boy pants on’ and it’s glorious

It ’ s been a long election – a very long election – but this moment was definitely worth waiting @ @ @ @ @ Jim Kenney , mayor of Philadelphia , the city which Trump suggested had a ‘ @ @ @ @ @ ’ .
It ’ s also the city where voters appear to be on the @ @ @ @ @ in the White House .
The Democratic mayor , Kenney was asked what he thought @ @ @ @ @ here ’ s what he had to say .
Difficult to like this too much @ @ @ @ @ you need to Donald Trump ’ s petty tweet about “ Philadelpiha ”

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It’s been a long election – a very long election – but this moment was definitely worth waiting for.
It’s Jim Kenney, mayor of Philadelphia, the city which Trump suggested had a ‘rotten history on election integrity’. It’s also the city where voters appear to be on the verge of putting Joe Biden in the White House.
The Democratic mayor, Kenney was asked what he thought Trump should do next and here’s what he had to say.
“I think what the President needs to do is to frankly put his big boy pants on. He needs to acknowledge the fact that he lost and he needs to congratulate the winner” pic.twitter.com/nMqHnaYcKW — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) November 6, 2020
Difficult to like this too much.
It’s the Philadelphia mayor’s mask removal so we could hear the insult clearly for me. pic.twitter.com/9XBxHcOcdp — Crooked Letter Y L V I A (@SylviaObell) November 6, 2020
Holy cow. I love it when politicians tell Trump the truth. I fucking love it when they do that 🇺🇲 — Bar0n_TheGrey✊🏿🌊🐕🎮🆘 (@Bar0n_TheGrey) November 6, 2020
There are no big boy pants in Trump’s closet.
I checked, so u don’t have to. https://t.co/PHX81S3oDV — Dennis '45✌ out' Herring (@dcherring) November 6, 2020
To conclude …
PHILLY I ❤ YOU https://t.co/mMjrtn1FnS — Mike Monteiro, cisgendered male (@monteiro) November 6, 2020
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The only 5 ripostes you need to Donald Trump’s petty tweet about “Philadelpiha”
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thepoke--2020-11-06--‘Why CNN had to cut the live feed’ is a fabulously funny watch and the perfect way to remember Donal

‘Why CNN had to cut the live feed’ is a fabulously funny watch and the perfect way to remember Donald Trump

As you might have read elsewhere , all the major networks in the US cut away from a Donald Trump @ @ @ @ @ just basically making stuff up .
So viewers didn ’ t get a chance to @ @ @ @ @ had to say .
Fortunately over on Twitter @ etienneshrdlu and @ shrimpJAJ shared the @ @ @ @ @ s a fabulously funny watch .
This is definitely how we want to remember him @ @ @ @ @ where the original audio is from .
We liked this too , Trump ’ s @ @ @ @ @ all the whining and the lying cut out .
These Trump supporters prayed for justice @ @ @ @ @ – 9 heavenly takedowns

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As you might have read elsewhere, all the major networks in the US cut away from a Donald Trump news conference because he was just basically making stuff up.
So viewers didn’t get a chance to hear in full what Trump had to say. Fortunately over on Twitter @etienneshrdlu and @shrimpJAJ shared the tape. And it’s a fabulously funny watch.
This is why CNN had to cut the live feed (audio by @shrimpJAJ) pic.twitter.com/W2dTDPizhR — James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) November 6, 2020
This is definitely how we want to remember him.
Oh this is masterful! https://t.co/ZxjttinsmX — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 6, 2020
Still better than the actual speech — Conchur Finnegan (@ConchurC3) November 6, 2020
cry laughing at this https://t.co/qeDCtqUJCq — Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 6, 2020
It says a lot that I was about 1 minute in when I realised it wasn’t real — Helen Brooks (@Hells_Bells_23) November 6, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, the most impactful deepfake of the 2020 campaign cycle https://t.co/leApAvG0kU — Russell Brandom (@russellbrandom) November 6, 2020
The last two days of agony have suddenly become worth it. This is amazing. — Binyizdabbalah (@FunkadelicHorse) November 6, 2020
And here’s where the original audio is from.
For anyone asking “is this real?”, it’s a deepfake lip-sync using a machine learning model called Wav2Lip – the original video is here, and is a joy to watch: https://t.co/NhRffnYurK — James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) November 6, 2020
We liked this too, Trump’s speech in full but with all the whining and the lying cut out.
I cut out the whining and lying pic.twitter.com/cz8KqWoTW7 — ElElegante101 (@skolanach) November 6, 2020
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These Trump supporters prayed for justice outside an election counting centre – 9 heavenly takedowns
Source Twitter @etienneshrdlu


thepoke--2020-11-06--The only 5 ripostes you need to Donald Trump’s petty tweet about “Philadelpiha”

As the clock ticks down to a likely Joe Biden win in the 2020 US election , the contender for @ @ @ @ @ in the state of Pennsylvania – which is absolutely crucial to Trump , if he @ @ @ @ @ chance of clawing his way back to the White House .
In typical gracious Trump @ @ @ @ @ about Pennsylvania ’ s largest city .
He has form on this .
These five @ @ @ @ @ to be said .
We ’ re guessing this nails the President ’ s mood @ @ @ @ @ .
Donald Trump Jr can ’ t believe Joe Biden got so many votes so @ @ @ @ @ out

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As the clock ticks down to a likely Joe Biden win in the 2020 US election, the contender for the presidency has edged ahead in the state of Pennsylvania – which is absolutely crucial to Trump, if he’s to have any chance of clawing his way back to the White House.
In typical gracious Trump style, he tweeted this about Pennsylvania’s largest city.
He has form on this.
These five ripostes say everything that needs to be said.
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GOD there is an EXTREMELY HIGH CHANCE that the LAST TWEET he tweets before OFFICIALLY LOSING is this ridiculous election disinformation in which he misspells Philadelphia https://t.co/qCsXEtSVnv — Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) November 6, 2020
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So shook he cant even spell right, the tears are blurring his vision https://t.co/FZVPEeZkZH — A.P. (@Vitricate) November 6, 2020
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There isn't much sadder than a presidential typo while live-tweeting Fox at the very moment he loses. https://t.co/IlrIYgBGth — nxthompson (@nxthompson) November 6, 2020
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maybe if you had learned how to spell Philadelphia, they would have voted for you — Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 6, 2020
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SHUT UP DICKHEAD YOU LOST! https://t.co/mQTc8YRA1E — Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 6, 2020
We’re guessing this nails the President’s mood as he typed the post.
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Donald Trump Jr can’t believe Joe Biden got so many votes so these 7 people helped him out
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thepoke--2020-11-06--Donald Trump Jr can’t believe Joe Biden got so many votes so these 7 people helped him out

Spare a thought for Donald Trump Jr at this difficult time .
As counting in the US presidential elections finally @ @ @ @ @ Joe Biden breaking the record for the most votes for a presidential candidate ever , @ @ @ @ @ believe what ’ s happening .
So naturally he did what his dad would do @ @ @ @ @ .
Fortunately for Trump Jr , there was no shortage of people around happy to @ @ @ @ @ 7 favourite responses .
This spoof CNN ‘ Pornhub ’ moment is the escape from @ @ @ @ @

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Spare a thought for Donald Trump Jr at this difficult time.
As counting in the US presidential elections finally reaches a climax, with Joe Biden breaking the record for the most votes for a presidential candidate ever, little Don can’t believe what’s happening.
So naturally he did what his dad would do. He sent a tweet.
Does anyone really believe that Joe Biden shattered Obama’s historic 2008 numbers? Does anyone really believe that he did that mostly in big cities? C’mon man!!! — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 6, 2020
Fortunately for Trump Jr, there was no shortage of people around happy to help. Here are our 7 favourite responses.
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Yeah dude, your dad sucks that hard. https://t.co/etmaHwwdVd — Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) November 6, 2020
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You appear to be crying, liberally. — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 6, 2020
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Are you still here, fucknuts? https://t.co/51xqGKGQ2X — David Simon (@AoDespair) November 6, 2020
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Did you really believe being a whining arsehole was an election strategy? — Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) November 6, 2020
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Don't you have non-extradition countries to be looking for? https://t.co/5UZyH37R0U — Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) November 6, 2020
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Mate, he’s never going to love you. Stop this unedifying desperation for his approval. — 🏳🌈 Max 🏳🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) November 6, 2020
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Trump spent 4 years trashing American cities as hellholes of crime and poverty, and then MAGA world wonders why he did so poorly in places like Philly and Detroit https://t.co/S3hsROHg2n — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 6, 2020
To conclude …
Yeah, man, that’s not the compelling case you think it is. It just means people hated your dad so much they elected Joe Biden. https://t.co/QJRyAvAerE — Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 6, 2020
And this.
Junior is having an all-out meltdown. https://t.co/VOX7TeYW8J — The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) November 6, 2020
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This spoof CNN ‘Pornhub’ moment is the escape from reality we needed right now
Source Twitter @DonaldJTrumpJr


thepoke--2020-11-07--This Fox News reporter called out Donald Trump’s election lies and went viral

Fox News has , of course , been one of Donald Trump ’ s most enthusiastic supporters no matter what @ @ @ @ @ clip of a reporter calling out his election fraud lies went so viral .
And @ @ @ @ @ things people were saying about it .
Not that we should be surprised really , @ @ @ @ @ News just following which way the wind is blowing .

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Fox News has, of course, been one of Donald Trump’s most enthusiastic supporters no matter what.
Which is why this clip of a Fox News reporter calling out his election fraud lies went so viral.
When a Fox News field reporter goes rogue and starts dropping truth bombs on Dana Perino back in the studio 🤣 pic.twitter.com/1yJQBCpT0y — Icculus The Brave (@FirenzeMike) November 7, 2020
And saying it once just wasn’t enough.
‘That’s not true. ‘It’s not true. ‘It’s just not true. ‘The claim from the Trump campaign and the President about that is not true. It is false.’
And just a few of the things people were saying about it.
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324927752450011137?s=20
I imagine this lady pressing the button that is supposed to activate his shock collar, under her desk. But it's not working and she gets increasingly frustrated as it goes on, but tries not to break character. https://t.co/Ds2NsxkKY9 — Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) November 7, 2020
Oh. My. God. A Fox reporter correcting a lie. Wow. https://t.co/owgAoRnJES — Don Winslow (@donwinslow) November 7, 2020
https://twitter.com/dcherring/status/1324930503837839360?s=20
Fox News calling Donald Trump out on his lies is the perfect ending to his stolen presidency https://t.co/AFiqZRMToZ — Geoff (@GeoffFrck) November 7, 2020
Although we probably shouldn’t be too surprised, with Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News likely to follow whichever way the wind is blowing.
Going rogue my ass, covering their ass more like — Kez (@jbugses) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-07--Simply 23 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump and the longest election count

This US presidential election will be remembered for many things , one of which is just how long it ’ @ @ @ @ @ , very long .
So just in case you ’ re flagging , here are @ @ @ @ @ about Donald Trump and the longest election count …

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This US presidential election will be remembered for many things, one of which is just how long it’s been. So very, very long.
So just in case you’re flagging, here are 23 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump and the longest election count …
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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has won the State of Denial… — bettemidler (@BetteMidler) November 6, 2020
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“I’ve locked you all in the Oval Office so you can’t get me. But you can leave by the fire escape. We haven’t got a second term; I just didn’t have the guts to say that earlier.” pic.twitter.com/4lbQTOG20i — Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) November 6, 2020
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It’s all over but the tantrum. — Michael Moore (@MMFlint) November 6, 2020
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https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324825534908555264?s=20
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Not even Royal babies take THIS long…. — Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) November 7, 2020
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Trump being dragged from the White House pic.twitter.com/BY273gDJyL — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 6, 2020
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Желание. Ржавый. Семнадцать. Рассвет. Печь. Девять. Добросердечный. Возвращение на Родину. Один. Товарный вагон Do it.@realDonaldTrump — Limmy (@DaftLimmy) November 7, 2020
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Has that tedious fat sex pest fucked off yet? — Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) November 7, 2020
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Donald Trump is all of the bad kids from Willy Wonka rolled into one. Can’t giant squirrels escort him out? — edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 6, 2020
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This feeling is the exact feeling you get for the week leading up to giving birth, every night you go to bed begging for it to happen by the next day. — Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-07--Cassetteboy’s musical farewell to Donald Trump is simply brilliant

The amazing Cassetteboy has made a musical farewell to Donald Trump and it ’ s very funny and so cleverly @ @ @ @ @ just a few of the many , many things people were saying about it .
@ @ @ @ @ Cassetteboy or on YouTube here ‘ Why CNN had to cut the live feed ’ @ @ @ @ @ and the perfect way to remember Donald Trump

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The amazing Cassetteboy has made a musical farewell to Donald Trump and it’s very funny and so cleverly done.
New! Cassetteboy vs Trump 2020 pic.twitter.com/dSb7MUAuO9 — Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy) November 7, 2020
Fabulous. And just a few of the many, many things people were saying about it.
A classic of the genre. https://t.co/riTZrcd8lV — Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) November 7, 2020
Pissing myself, just like Trump!! — HoxtonThom (@HoxtonThom) November 7, 2020
Follow Cassetteboy on Twitter @Cassetteboy or on YouTube here!
We've never tried this before, but if you like this video, feel free to buy us a covfefe https://t.co/1OtRdG1X1Y — Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy) November 7, 2020
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‘Why CNN had to cut the live feed’ is a fabulously funny watch and the perfect way to remember Donald Trump
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thepoke--2020-11-07--That’s not my teenager…

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thepoke--2020-11-07--Joe Biden’s beaten Donald Trump to become the next US president – 27 favourite things people are say

Joe Biden’s beaten Donald Trump to become the next US president – 27 favourite things people are saying about it

It took a while – more than a while – but it ’ s finally official , Donald Trump has @ @ @ @ @ the 46th president of the United States .
Here ’ s a lovely moment , @ @ @ @ @ Kamala Harris , having a word with the president elect .
And here ’ s @ @ @ @ @ to say .
And they weren ’ t the only one who were overjoyed , @ @ @ @ @ favourite reactions to the breaking news right now .

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It took a while – more than a while – but it’s finally official, Donald Trump has lost and Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States.
Here’s a lovely moment, the deputy president elect, Kamala Harris, having a word with the president elect.
And here’s what the man himself had to say.
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me. pic.twitter.com/moA9qhmjn8 — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 7, 2020
And they weren’t the only one who were overjoyed, obviously. Here are our favourite reactions to the breaking news right now.
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it is finally ovfefe — Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) November 7, 2020
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Trump might be the first President to leave the White house to spend less time with his family. — Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 7, 2020
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We must heal. But first, we must gloat. Cc: @realDonaldTrump — Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 7, 2020
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Word of the day has to be ‘suspire’: to (finally) breathe out. — Susie Dent (@susie_dent) November 7, 2020
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Liberals want to evict an elderly, financially troubled Covid survivor and his family from inner-city public housing pic.twitter.com/AibWosuRUy — Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) November 7, 2020
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My god it feels like I just took off a weighted blanket, unhooked my bra and taken out my extensions all at once — chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 7, 2020
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https://twitter.com/gambinoo94/status/1325120178884022272?s=20
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i’m just really, really thrilled that nigel farage lost ten grand — 𝖊𝖌𝖌 (@emmaggarland) November 7, 2020
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Somewhere in Washington DC right now Melania and her clones are escaping through the sewers to start their new lives in Canada — TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 7, 2020
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I take it that wall wasn’t built then? — Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-07--CNN’s Van Jones reacting to Joe Biden’s win will give you all the feelings

The wait is over .
With the count in Pennsylvania almost finished , there ’ s now no way for @ @ @ @ @ state he so desperately needed to prevent a Joe Biden win .
One of the @ @ @ @ @ our information addiction since Tuesday is CNN ’ s Van Jones , who was a @ @ @ @ @ .
This is how he reacted to the news .
If that didn ’ t @ @ @ @ @ in the gut , we have to say “ Who hurt you ?
” Here @ @ @ @ @ to his naked emotion .
This message from Van to the voters was no doubt @ @ @ @ @ confirm what I ’ m sure you already knew .
This Fox News reporter called @ @ @ @ @ election lies and went viral

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The wait is over. With the count in Pennsylvania almost finished, there’s now no way for Donald Trump to take the state he so desperately needed to prevent a Joe Biden win.
One of the commentators who has been feeding our information addiction since Tuesday is CNN’s Van Jones, who was a Special Adviser to Barack Obama.
This is how he reacted to the news.
Van Jones was emotional talking about Joe Biden becoming the next President of the United States pic.twitter.com/KaqhSR4sHG — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
If that didn’t reach out and punch you in the gut, we have to say “Who hurt you?”
Here’s how Twitter reacted to his naked emotion.
I was waiting to exhale like the rest off he world and then Van Jones said this and I’m done. https://t.co/5YsTwieBfR — MeeraSyal (@MeeraSyal) November 7, 2020
This is the most beautiful thing. Thank you for sharing this @VanJones68 https://t.co/ePp2g1B7WF — Emily Calandrelli (@TheSpaceGal) November 7, 2020
Omg @VanJones68 is making me cry right now! Thank you for saying what so many of us are feeling! #CharacterMatters #BidenHarris — Karamo (@Karamo) November 7, 2020
Van Jones, though. Wow. I don't think I'll ever forget that moment. — James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) November 7, 2020
Breaking news: Van Jones made me cry — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 7, 2020
This message from Van to the voters was no doubt equally heartfelt.
Just to confirm what I’m sure you already knew.
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thepoke--2020-11-08--The Secret Political Adviser in the Room Next Door celebrated Trump’s loss in the best way

One of the miniscule amount of upsides to the presidency of Donald Trump has been the sheer amount of material @ @ @ @ @ the very wonderful comedian , Michael Spicer – the Secret Political Adviser .
Here ’ @ @ @ @ @ pursuit in which the beleaguered aide has been engaged .
As the orange one ’ @ @ @ @ @ term officially crashed and burned , Michael ’ s alter ego was finally set free @ @ @ @ @ Watch right to the end .
With characteristic attention to detail , Michael even changed @ @ @ @ @ case you don ’ t get the reference , it ’ s this … Twitter @ @ @ @ @ it truly deserves .
One politician down – infinitely many more to go .
Michael @ @ @ @ @ in Donald Trump ’ s nonsense from the Room Next Door

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One of the miniscule amount of upsides to the presidency of Donald Trump has been the sheer amount of material he’s provided to the very wonderful comedian, Michael Spicer – the Secret Political Adviser.
Here’s the kind of futile pursuit in which the beleaguered aide has been engaged.
the room next door – President Trump and Homelessness now with subtitles by @vodathan pic.twitter.com/hPN9LWZmDh — Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 23, 2019
And this …
the room next door – President Trump and the Coronavirus pic.twitter.com/LTYYYIYUMi — Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) March 2, 2020
As the orange one’s campaign for a second term officially crashed and burned, Michael’s alter ego was finally set free – or was he?
Watch right to the end.
the room next door – The End pic.twitter.com/CpIu448iAN — Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 7, 2020
With characteristic attention to detail, Michael even changed his Twitter bio.
new bio – dm me for bookings x — Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 8, 2020
In case you don’t get the reference, it’s this …
The Trump campaign accidentally booking a press conference at something called Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia instead of the Four Seasons hotel they intended is such a perfectly dysfunctional way for this to end. The writers really outdid themselves. pic.twitter.com/ReBGskwOSq — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
Twitter gave his sketch the props it truly deserves.
Made me cry. Well played. It’s never over. — Curtis Stigers (@curtisstigers) November 7, 2020
"If @Twitter lasts a thousand years men will say, this was its finest hour". https://t.co/n7Y1IyuaIE — Alastair Stewart (@AlStewartOBE) November 7, 2020
We couldn’t of got through it without you. Thank you Michael. — Sean Maguire (@sean_m_maguire) November 7, 2020
One politician down – infinitely many more to go.
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thepoke--2020-11-08--Just a reminder that Nigel Farage lost £10,000 betting on Donald Trump to win re-election

After a long , seemingly never-ending election count – thanks , Nevada – Joe Biden has finally been declared as the 46th president of the United States of America .
The news means that Donald Trump will become the first incumbent president to lose re-election since George H.W .
Bush in 1992 .
However , he ’ s not the only loser in town .
On Nov 3rd , the day of the 2020 United States presidential election , Nigel Farage confidently shared a photo of himself in Washington DC holding a sign displaying a £10,000 bet for Trump to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you thought Nigel Farage was lying about his wager , a spokesperson from the betting firm confirmed the bet to Vice News : “ He placed the 10k bet at 15/8 , was set to make ~28k if won ( all GBP ) .
” Nigel Farage ’ s financial loss was the world ’ s comedic gain , with plenty of people sharing their views on the Brexit Party leader ’ s latest failed venture .
Trump ’ s last tweet before officially losing the election was very on-brand – 11 reality @

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After a long, seemingly never-ending election count – thanks, Nevada – Joe Biden has finally been declared as the 46th president of the United States of America.
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me. pic.twitter.com/moA9qhmjn8 — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 7, 2020
The news means that Donald Trump will become the first incumbent president to lose re-election since George H.W. Bush in 1992. However, he’s not the only loser in town.
On Nov 3rd, the day of the 2020 United States presidential election, Nigel Farage confidently shared a photo of himself in Washington DC holding a sign displaying a £10,000 bet for Trump to win re-election.
The first polls are closing and I am absolutely optimistic. pic.twitter.com/ryfTfmJctt — Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) November 3, 2020
And just in case you thought Nigel Farage was lying about his wager, a spokesperson from the betting firm confirmed the bet to Vice News:
“He placed the 10k bet at 15/8, was set to make ~28k if won (all GBP).”
Nigel Farage’s financial loss was the world’s comedic gain, with plenty of people sharing their views on the Brexit Party leader’s latest failed venture.
I can’t laugh at this hard enough https://t.co/QaPqyNMja1 — Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) November 7, 2020
Very important we remember all of the Schadenfreude benefits of the US election. https://t.co/wKuQRNncc3 — 🇪🇺 Brexile In Berlin 🇩🇪 (@BrexileInBerlin) November 6, 2020
He was promised a lot of money by a racist, now he knows how the NHS feels. https://t.co/Mdz8gE51Lk — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 5, 2020
“Capitol police have fielded multiple reports of a strange foreign man wandering around DuPont Circle, offering money in exchange for the satisfaction of perverse fantasies. If you have any information….” https://t.co/tXQCmk6wal — Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) November 7, 2020
In conclusion:
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thepoke--2020-11-08--Trump’s last tweet before officially losing the election was very on-brand – 11 reality checks

If just two things could be said to have defined Donald Trump ‘ s administration , they ’ d probably @ @ @ @ @ but if you extended that to four things , then you could include lies and @ @ @ @ @ you were to list the six things that defined his presidency , you ’ d @ @ @ @ @ rants – and golf .
It was rather fitting , therefore , that the last @ @ @ @ @ became the first agency to call the election for Joe Biden were to play nine @ @ @ @ @ this : We ’ d call it a bare-faced lie , but that ’ s @ @ @ @ @ of orange fake tan .
The Executive Director of Human Rights Watch injected some much-needed @ @ @ @ @ t resist commenting , and we very much enjoyed these reactions .

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If just two things could be said to have defined Donald Trump‘s administration, they’d probably be racism and misogyny – but if you extended that to four things, then you could include lies and nepotism.
HOWEVER – if you were to list the six things that defined his presidency, you’d have to add all-caps Twitter rants – and golf.
It was rather fitting, therefore, that the last things he did before CNN became the first agency to call the election for Joe Biden were to play nine holes of golf and tweet this:
We’d call it a bare-faced lie, but that’s a hell of a lot of orange fake tan.
The Executive Director of Human Rights Watch injected some much-needed clarity.
Suck on that, Mr. President.
Twitter couldn’t resist commenting, and we very much enjoyed these reactions.
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I think his kids made him a fake newspaper. https://t.co/YzzLM1vhvD — Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) November 7, 2020
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There's always a tweet https://t.co/KQYQITRZ0x — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 7, 2020
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WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH — Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 7, 2020
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You don't have the votes🗣
YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES🗣
(Aha ha ha ha)
You're gonna need Congressional approval and you don't have the votes!🎶 https://t.co/IS2HcpNpB1 — Steph (@StephanieYeboah) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-08--This Simpsons inspired Strictly performance might be the most nightmarish thing ever broadcast on te

This Simpsons inspired Strictly performance might be the most nightmarish thing ever broadcast on television

Halloween may have been last week , but that didn ’ t stop the BBC from airing one of the @ @ @ @ @ broadcast on television over the last several months .
This week ’ s Strictly Come @ @ @ @ @ Max George and his dance partner Diane Buswell perform a routine while dressed up as @ @ @ @ @ For anyone wanting to induce nightmares of their own , here ’ s the full @ @ @ @ @ s movie week performance led to an outpouring of shared trauma amongst viewers .
In @ @ @ @ @ we ’ ll leave you with this opinion : The 19 funniest tweets of the @

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Halloween may have been last week, but that didn’t stop the BBC from airing one of the most nightmarish scenes to be broadcast on television over the last several months.
This week’s Strictly Come Dancing saw The Wanted singer Max George and his dance partner Diane Buswell perform a routine while dressed up as Homer and Marge Simpson.
For anyone wanting to induce nightmares of their own, here’s the full video:
The pair’s movie week performance led to an outpouring of shared trauma amongst viewers.
"Hell doesn't exist, it is just a figment of your imagina–" https://t.co/5bciJVrYsB — Joy Of Pesi (@JoyOfPESI) November 7, 2020
Me, watching Max and Dianne dance to The Simpsons on #Strictly pic.twitter.com/jmBUDZSvfT — Steve Green (@ShadowChaser007) November 7, 2020
When you eat cheese before you go to bed https://t.co/BDae4vksom — Plink2 (@plinketyplink2) November 7, 2020
my therapist: dianne buswell and max george as homer and marge simpson arent real, they can't hurt you dianne buswell and max george as homer and marge simpson:#strictly pic.twitter.com/SinlFYI2BZ — amy is kewis wife (@iqrasahmed) November 7, 2020
I imagine a lot of my followers don't watch Strictly, but tonight it evolved into a nightmarish fever dream that I can't begin to explain and can't recommend enough if you don't want to sleep for weeks. https://t.co/xhm4N8J6YV — Ian (@SpectralHands) November 7, 2020
In the interest of balance, we’ll leave you with this opinion:
This was far too sexy for a family show. Disgusting. — Tom Little of “German J. R. Hartley” Fame (@ThisIsTomLittle) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-09--Favourite 7 takedowns of this Joe Biden electoral fraud conspiracy theory

Despite repeated requests , Donald Trump is yet to come up with any evidence to back up his claim that @ @ @ @ @ to Joe Biden because of electoral fraud .
But – hold on for just a @ @ @ @ @ over on Twitter has identified the smoking gun .
While we wait for the so-called @ @ @ @ @ these are surely the only 7 responses you need .
These furious Trump supporters are @ @ @ @ @ ’ s a very funny watch

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Despite repeated requests, Donald Trump is yet to come up with any evidence to back up his claim that he lost the US presidency to Joe Biden because of electoral fraud.
But – hold on for just a minute – maybe this is the smoking gun.
BREAKING REPORT: Matt Schlapp says Trump Campaign has witness who SAW BIDEN-HARRIS VAN stop at Las Vegas, Nevada Center, UNLOAD AND FILL IN boxes of ballots.. — Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) November 9, 2020
While we wait for the so-called president to retweet it, these are surely the only 7 responses you need.
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Love how they've gone from THE MOST SOPHISTICATED HOAX IN HISTORY to "their only mistake was showing up to do voter fraud in a big Biden-Harris voter fraud van" https://t.co/FPIhLf4PP6 — James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 9, 2020
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Sounds so credible…a huge van with huge letters just in plain sight. Wow🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 — RegularSmegularRacism (@SmegularRacism) November 9, 2020
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when I am doing crimes I also drive around in a van with my name on it https://t.co/MMkkMvxFSz — joe (@mutablejoe) November 9, 2020
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After arriving in the marked van, people were seen carrying boxes labeled “Fake Ballots” https://t.co/qdtPo0GJJd — Dusty (@DustinGiebel) November 9, 2020
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Biden and Harris were in the closet filling in ballots and I saw one of the ballots and the ballot looked at me https://t.co/1zFzSeLpnv — Terence 'The Duke Of Videogames' Wiggins (@TheBlackNerd) November 9, 2020
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BREAKING REPORT: JOE BIDEN broke into the voting Center with a bag marked SWAG and was seen carrying away Trump votes CACKLING EVILLY in Alzheimer’s https://t.co/wEyy15GSI1 — . (@twlldun) November 9, 2020
To conclude …
Whenever I clandestinely sneak in boxes full of fake ballots to throw a presidential election to my team I always make sure to drive it up in a vehicle that has BIDEN-HARRIS emblazoned on it and park it in full view of witnesses because that how brazen I am https://t.co/GNhr8saWEv — Edward DeRuiter (@edwardderuiter) November 9, 2020
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These furious Trump supporters are still in denial and it’s a very funny watch
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thepoke--2020-11-09--This Times cartoon depicting Joe Biden arriving at the Oval Office is brilliant

There ’ s so much to enjoy in this cartoon by @ mortenmrland for the Times of Joe Biden arriving @ @ @ @ @ The longer we look at it , the more little details we spot .
Follow @ @ @ @ @ and go to the Times comment pages here .
An American interrupted this French TV @ @ @ @ @ and it ’ s 15 seconds of pure joy Source Twitter @ mortenmorland

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There’s so much to enjoy in this cartoon by @mortenmrland for the Times of Joe Biden arriving at the Oval Office.
The longer we look at it, the more little details we spot.
Brilliant! Particularly love the spray tan silhouette! — Tim A (@The5lim) November 9, 2020
just spotted the bust of Putin — brilliant 🙂 — Guinevere Glasfurd (@GuinGlasfurd) November 9, 2020
Is that…a body under the carpet?? — Sarah Gerrard (@sazenrose) November 9, 2020
Follow @mortenmorland on Twitter here and go to the Times comment pages here.
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An American interrupted this French TV news report about Joe Biden and it’s 15 seconds of pure joy
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thepoke--2020-11-09--An American interrupted this French TV news report about Joe Biden and it’s 15 seconds of pure joy

This French TV news journalist was trying to report back to viewers about Joe Biden ’ s victory over Donald @ @ @ @ @ unexpected interruption .
And it ’ s 15 seconds of pure joy .
Even the @ @ @ @ @ laughing … And there was an important PS .
These furious Trump supporters are still @ @ @ @ @ s a very funny watch Source Twitter @ pierre_lt

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This French TV news journalist was trying to report back to viewers about Joe Biden’s victory over Donald Trump when he suffered an unexpected interruption.
And it’s 15 seconds of pure joy. Even the reporter couldn’t help laughing …
Ooh la la!
I CANT STOP CRYING LIVE ON FRENCH TELEVSION SKNHDJKJSBCJpic.twitter.com/Xopzx7fyyl — ᴮᴱꚂαm⁷ 샘 (@BTSOriented) November 7, 2020
I LOVE A CROISSANT AN AN
I LOVE AN OMELETTE DU FROMAGE AN AN AN pic.twitter.com/bfkHzqr8YW — ᴮᴱꚂαm⁷ 샘 (@BTSOriented) November 7, 2020
The reporter is laughing his ass off — ᴮᴱ ⁷ #BLM (@AngieGraceLA) November 7, 2020
As a french-speaking person myself, I’d lose it too if it happened to me live in front of millions of french people ksjdksjdk — ᴮᴱꚂαm⁷ 샘 (@BTSOriented) November 7, 2020
To be fair we are all drunk — Natalie (@Natgcoh) November 7, 2020
Pour ceux qui ont pas la ref : https://t.co/O0amSMR8zC — Pixie Rainbow Dash – (@bouchecoeur) November 7, 2020
To conclude …
@ the world im so sorry but also we are so hammered https://t.co/U2IOeGCxLe — Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) November 7, 2020
And there was an important PS.
I received a message from Meka (it’s his name) on instagram. If you want to help him to buy a shirt and french lessons, here is his Venmo: @TheMeka — Pierre Le Texier (@pierre_lt) November 8, 2020
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These furious Trump supporters are still in denial and it’s a very funny watch
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thepoke--2020-11-09--This comedian’s hysterical reaction to Trump’s Four Seasons debacle is infectious – in a good way

You probably know by now that someone in Donald Trump ‘ s team accidentally booked a small landscaping company named @ @ @ @ @ of the five-star hotel , The Four Seasons .
As you do .
There have @ @ @ @ @ we couldn ’ t possibly share them all , but you can read a selection @ @ @ @ @ However , one particular response was so relatable and joyous , we thought it deserved @ @ @ @ @ and comedian , Carly Aquilino , could barely get out her words due to laughing @ @ @ @ @ ’ re all here for it .
The clip found its way to Twitter .
@ @ @ @ @ Carly has stopped laughing yet … Trump ’ s team booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping @ @ @ @ @ – 26 concrete slam dunks

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You probably know by now that someone in Donald Trump‘s team accidentally booked a small landscaping company named Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead of the five-star hotel, The Four Seasons. As you do.
There have been so many reactions, we couldn’t possibly share them all, but you can read a selection of excellent ones here.
However, one particular response was so relatable and joyous, we thought it deserved a special mention.
@fashiongirl42069 ##greenscreen i really tried to keep it together but I just CAN’T ITS TOO GOOD I will forever laugh about this ♬ original sound – Carly Aquilino
Actor and comedian, Carly Aquilino, could barely get out her words due to laughing so much, and we’re all here for it.
The clip found its way to Twitter.
If you needed to laugh today this is the one…pic.twitter.com/LCE2BbJ41C — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 8, 2020
Just try to watch this without cracking up! https://t.co/XYDy0jyAod — Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) November 8, 2020
I honestly can’t get past this
👇😆😂🤣😆. I’m dead… pic.twitter.com/qpa7L5OoMM — Claudia Silver (@claudia_silver7) November 8, 2020
This woman’s laugh is infectious https://t.co/gyrwMWmxjP — John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳🌈 (@aravosis) November 8, 2020
And if you wondered whether Carly has stopped laughing yet …
Nope.
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Trump’s team booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead of the luxury hotel – 26 concrete slam dunks
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thepoke--2020-11-09--These furious Trump supporters are still in denial and it’s a very funny watch

Like the man himself , many Donald Trump supporters are still in denial that Joe Biden will be the 46th @ @ @ @ @ .
Fortunately for us , their fury is everyone else ’ s entertainment .

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Like the man himself, many Donald Trump supporters are still in denial that Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States.
Fortunately for us, their fury is everyone else’s entertainment (delete when civil war breaks out).
They’re handling it well pic.twitter.com/ucgLzK1NbV — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) November 9, 2020
Possibly our favourite bit about it is that CNN headline.
If I believed all the lies they believe I'd probably be upset, too. https://t.co/qNMhPQxe82 — Khashoggi’s Ghost (@UROCKlive1) November 9, 2020
Some folks figure out they’re in a cult, get disillusioned with their Dear Leader and leave. Other folks…. not so much. https://t.co/4SYLqZxoUe — Bryan Harnsberger Psy.D (@PSYCH_HYPE) November 9, 2020
I have a good therapist they can call https://t.co/2RLpZJhbFU — coco for biden harris ❤ (@Cocoontheleft) November 9, 2020
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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s taking Joe Biden’s win even worse than Donald Trump
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thepoke--2020-11-09--Televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s taking Joe Biden’s win even worse than Donald Trump

You might remember Kenneth Copeland from the time he tried to destroy coronavirus with a Christian magic spell .
Well @ @ @ @ @ way unhinged televangelist is back , this time giving his verdict on Joe Biden becoming @ @ @ @ @ United States .
And hard to believe we know , but we think he might @ @ @ @ @ than Donald Trump .
Terrifyingly funny .
Or maybe just terrifying .
These 7 takedowns @ @ @ @ @ televangelist ‘ destroying ’ coronavirus with a Christian magic spell is both very funny and @ @

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You might remember Kenneth Copeland from the time he tried to destroy coronavirus with a Christian magic spell.
Well the definitely not in any way unhinged televangelist is back, this time giving his verdict on Joe Biden becoming the next president of the United States.
And hard to believe we know, but we think he might be taking it even worse than Donald Trump.
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland laughs at the media for declaring that Joe Biden has won the election and will become president. pic.twitter.com/ARHqmsEbo7 — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 8, 2020
Terrifyingly funny. Or maybe just terrifying. These 7 takedowns were heaven sent.
when you’re definitely not a cult leader — 🦝 Queer Raccoon 🏳🌈 (@ananxiousgay) November 8, 2020
This dude and his whole congregation appears to be going through a hysterical mass psychosis event over the election results. pic.twitter.com/YlcH8lPY4D — Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) November 8, 2020
For a group of people transfixed on demons and the antichrist, they sure have a hard time spotting what’s right in front of them — literal vampire potbellied goblin (@terminal_fr0st) November 8, 2020
man i usually take evangelical bullshit in stride but this unsettled even me https://t.co/fhN2QM4AoV — Garbage Ape (@GarbageApe) November 8, 2020
Is he gonna blow wind of god on the ballots and make them change like how he cured the world of covid that one time with his hot air? — ₆₀.₂₅ (@60point25) November 8, 2020
To conclude …
christ this is something straight out of a monty python skit — Mr. Struggle🔞 (@EricMrStruggle) November 8, 2020
And this.
1) The joke’s on you.
2) Put on masks.
3) Grow up. https://t.co/78r8k2rtpJ — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 8, 2020
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This televangelist ‘destroying’ coronavirus with a Christian magic spell is both very funny and unutterably grim
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thepoke--2020-11-09--22 of the most hilariously savage TV show suggestions for this photo of the Trump clan

With many of the Trump family presumably looking for new jobs , they ’ re very much in the public @ @ @ @ @ a good way .
These were the funniest and most scathing we saw .

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With many of the Trump family presumably looking for new jobs, they’re very much in the public eye – and not in a good way.
*TV announcer voice* “WHEN NEPOTISM GOES WRONG!”
The very funny Unnamed Insider set Twitter a challenge.
Name the TV show… pic.twitter.com/L5wivxHOzA — Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) November 7, 2020
Challenge accepted!
These were the funniest and most scathing we saw.
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If The Price Is Right. https://t.co/YD7YyJMzWi — Oscar Nunez (@OscarNunezLA) November 7, 2020
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Third Reich From The Sun. https://t.co/IR6BmdmguL — ЅΙÐЅΙΧΤУŦОŮŖ (@ZXretroXX) November 7, 2020
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The Yesterday People https://t.co/7ysj5og8Ic — Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) November 7, 2020
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Dullas — Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) November 9, 2020
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American Con Job https://t.co/v9eNhuzcLZ — Colin Hanks (@ColinHanks) November 9, 2020
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Orange is the new sacked https://t.co/NmEKWnXRns — Connor Byrne (@connorjbyrne) November 7, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-09--Celebrity encounter of the week

Celebrity encounter of the week

In the first of an occasional series , celebrity encounter of the week was shared by @ EvaWiseman over on @ @ @ @ @ not entirely sure it ’ s this week – it definitely isn ’ t – @ @ @ @ @ .
Which reminded us of the ‘ adventures of annoying Bono ’ from a while @ @ @ @ @ read in full here .

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In the first of an occasional series, celebrity encounter of the week was shared by @EvaWiseman over on Twitter.
We’re not entirely sure it’s this week – it definitely isn’t – but it made us smile.
Which reminded us of the ‘adventures of annoying Bono’ from a while back, which you can read in full here.
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The adventures of annoying Bono
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thepoke--2020-11-09--Covidiot takedown of the week

Covidiot takedown of the week

In the latest in an occasional series , covidiot takedown of the week goes to this exchange , shared by @ @ @ @ @ ‘ murdered by words ’ .
‘ And how many of those actively require a @ @ @ @ @ by an independently recognised body.
’ cheesysnipsnap ‘ It mostly comes from people that have @ @ @ @ @ ’ Giggltr0nn

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In the latest in an occasional series, covidiot takedown of the week goes to this exchange, shared by beerbellybegone on the subReddit, ‘murdered by words’.
Boom.
‘And how many of those actively require a medical licence and are governed by an independently recognised body.’ cheesysnipsnap ‘Zero.’ Jiggarelli ‘WTF are light language and sacred geometry?’ beerbellybegone ‘That wasn’t a murder it was a suicide.’ VegetableVindaloo ‘I thought divine intervention came from divine beings?’ beerbellybegone ‘It mostly comes from people that have watched Charmed more than once.’ Giggltr0nn
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thepoke--2020-11-09--Trump’s team booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead of the luxury hotel – 26 concrete slam du

Trump’s team booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead of the luxury hotel – 26 concrete slam dunks

Shortly before CNN became the first of an avalanche of news stations officially calling the election result , Donald Trump @ @ @ @ @ be giving a briefing at The Four Seasons .
But not that one .
US @ @ @ @ @ , explained .
It reads like a four-act farce .
And here ’ s the @ @ @ @ @ crucial part of Aaron ’ s update .
The posher Four Seasons confirmed the news @ @ @ @ @ You couldn ’ t make it up ” you always could , but in this @ @ @ @ @ even need to .

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Shortly before CNN became the first of an avalanche of news stations officially calling the election result, Donald Trump announced that his lawyers would be giving a briefing at The Four Seasons.
But not that one.
US political journalist, Aaron Rupar, explained. It reads like a four-act farce.
The Trump campaign accidentally booking a press conference at something called Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia instead of the Four Seasons hotel they intended is such a perfectly dysfunctional way for this to end. The writers really outdid themselves. pic.twitter.com/ReBGskwOSq — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
And here’s the tweet that formed such a crucial part of Aaron’s update.
In case you missed it, Donald Trump’s legal team is about to do a press conference outside a landscape gardeners, located between a crematorium and a dildo shop.https://t.co/bbWTyzSMHu — Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) November 7, 2020
The posher Four Seasons confirmed the news.
To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia.
It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel. — Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center (@FSPhiladelphia) November 7, 2020
When people say “You couldn’t make it up” you always could, but in this case we didn’t even need to.
Twitter had a field day.
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“Between a sex shop and a crematorium” is honestly the best summary of Trump’s career https://t.co/1cNCHGdHnn — Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 8, 2020
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This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/hxuAsbEjXi — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2020
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Don't worry Trumpworld, the guys who confused Four Seasons Total Landscaping for the Four Seasons Hotel are going to mastermind a way to subvert the Electoral College and keep Donald Trump in office. — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 8, 2020
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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. pic.twitter.com/P45HV1daD9 — Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 8, 2020
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Some say the world will end in fire/
Others say at Four Seasons Total Landscaping north of the Tacony-Palmyra bridge, near the porn shop — Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 8, 2020
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping is also my secret code name for a bikini wax. — Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) November 7, 2020
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I’m pretty sure conducting the effort to reject Biden’s victory with a press event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping next to the sex shop and crematorium was not 3-dimensional chess. — Steven Beschloss (@StevenBeschloss) November 8, 2020
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping joins Barnard Castle and Pizza Express Woking as solid pub quiz answers for the 2030s. — Joel Morris (@gralefrit) November 8, 2020
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"YES I AM THE MANAGER OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING" pic.twitter.com/rxptMplquu — Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 8, 2020
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You’re telling me they booked a landscaping company?!? Not the hotel?!? pic.twitter.com/oqKeQlRhP2 — Sean Butler (@Sean_Butler1) November 7, 2020
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Hi, Four Seasons Total Landscaping @therealfstl1992. I have a Removal Need. It's in the White House. Can you help? pic.twitter.com/TgbQdu4koa — Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) November 8, 2020
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I’ve really missed traveling these past few months. I need a change of scenery. Thinking about booking a room at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping. — Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) November 8, 2020
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Mistaking Four Seasons Total Landscaping for The Four Seasons Hotel is the new Mistaking the Racist Illiterate Money Laundering Host of Celebrity Apprentice for a Christian. — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 8, 2020
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thepoke--2020-11-09--This reporter’s blunt response to a Trump supporter had the world cheering

When news agencies finally called the US election for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on Saturday evening , many reporters had been on air almost constantly since Tuesday night , when the polls closed .
Think David Dimbleby ‘ s classic UK election struggles and multiply that by four – with the whole world watching .
They deserve a medal – and a very long sleep .
One New Jersey reporter , Alex Zdan , spoke for all of them when he lost patience with this annoying Trump supporter , who was trying to cast familiar aspersions on his profession @ @ @ @ @ @ @ !
” , for the hard of hearing , but most people were convinced it was something a little more NSFW .
Alex ’ reaction went viral , proving to be quite relatable to more than just journalists , but also to everyone who ’ s really wanted to tell the MAGA crowd where to go .
Alex tried to put the record straight , but we think he ’ s a live-broadcast hero no matter how he told the interloper to go away .
This Fox News reporter called out Donald Trump @ @ @ @ @ @ @

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When news agencies finally called the US election for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on Saturday evening, many reporters had been on air almost constantly since Tuesday night, when the polls closed.
Think David Dimbleby‘s classic UK election struggles and multiply that by four – with the whole world watching. They deserve a medal – and a very long sleep.
One New Jersey reporter, Alex Zdan, spoke for all of them when he lost patience with this annoying Trump supporter, who was trying to cast familiar aspersions on his profession.
That’s “Buzz off!”, for the hard of hearing, but most people were convinced it was something a little more NSFW.
Alex’ reaction went viral, proving to be quite relatable to more than just journalists, but also to everyone who’s really wanted to tell the MAGA crowd where to go.
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As a journalist in 2020 all I can say is—THIS pic.twitter.com/GmN9N4sczw — Twelve Foot Skeleton 💀 (@shannonmstirone) November 7, 2020
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Instant front runner for Video Of The Year?
(Via @tutiasaldi) pic.twitter.com/iQirL9Soxb — Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) November 7, 2020
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The next four years. https://t.co/I3uxzrhB6q — Copethony Copetano (@theneedledrop) November 7, 2020
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This man just lived every broadcaster's dream https://t.co/DwidIfbIfq — I Was Saying Boo Dalby (@Dalby) November 7, 2020
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This is a New Jersey hero. Give this man his own rest stop. Name a sandwich made of various cured meats after him. Dedicate a Springsteen cover to him when your band plays at the Stone Pony. Shout his name out the window when you flip off a slow driver as you speed by. https://t.co/f7WniGg784 — Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 7, 2020
Alex tried to put the record straight, but we think he’s a live-broadcast hero no matter how he told the interloper to go away.
So THAT'S what it's like to go viral… Look I appreciate the social media love, but I told the guy behind me to BUZZ off when he interrupted me live on @news12. But please respect members of the press who are doing their jobs, and telling your stories. @RexChapman @News12NJ — Alex Zdan (@ActualAlexZ) November 7, 2020
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This Fox News reporter called out Donald Trump’s election lies and went viral
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