theroot--2020-08-19--White House Chief of Staff Claims Trump Is the Only President to Take Out a Terrorist. Osama Bin Lad

White House Chief of Staff Claims Trump Is the Only President to Take Out a Terrorist. Osama Bin Laden's Ghost Says That's a Lie

Ever since Mark Meadows left Nickelodeon ’ s Double Dare his life has been trending downhill .
Managing Editor Genetta Adams : That wasn ’ t Mark Meadows that was Marc Summers .
Me : Oh shit , what did Mark Meadows do before becoming White House chief of staff ?
While Meadows might not have had a job before working for the White House ( seriously , who knows what this guy did before this ) , he did have the most important job skills for working in a Trump administration : lying and a willingness to kiss Trump @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is known throughout job circles as “ the Lindsey Graham.
” As defined by Webster ’ s , a Lindsey Graham : is to unabashedly kiss someone ’ s ass in public even if that means making a fool of yourself and the truth .
During an appearance on Fox & Friends , which many of us can ’ t see because it ’ s a pay-per-view channel as it ’ s been technically classified as right-wing porn , Meadows claimed that President Trump was the first president to go after a terrorist @ @ @ @ @ @ @ seriously .
He said that on All Lives Matter & Friends as if President Obama didn ’ t find and take out Black woman-loving , porn-obsessed , cave dweller Osama Bin Laden , who was second on the list of people America hates .
First are people who go to Starbucks and don ’ t know their drink order .
I don ’ t like to brag , but my president took out Bin Laden in 2011 after learning that he was hiding out in Pakistan .
A raid was authorized and well @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to eternal rest .
Did that little detail come up at all on Fox & Friends ?
No .
Instead , Meadows continued to gush about Trump , and Brian Kilmeade followed up by snarking “ You know what ’ s interesting is John Kerry ‘ tone deaf.
’ When he talks about bloopers overseas , he ’ s the one who broke his leg riding a bike in France when he should have been working .
And the guy he ’ s endorsing , there ’ s not enough editors in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one reel.
” It ’ s as if the people who fawn over Trump live in an alternate universe in which they don ’ t seem to recognize the importance of masks , the number of people dead from the coronavirus , the complete and utter fuck-up that is currently the president of the United States , or that the failed host of Double Dare is now the White House ’ s chief of staff and he ’ s lying on a national stage .
GA : He ’ s not the ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ got nothing .
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Ever since Mark Meadows left Nickelodeon’s Double Dare his life has been trending downhill.
Managing Editor Genetta Adams: That wasn’t Mark Meadows that was Marc Summers.
Me: Oh shit, what did Mark Meadows do before becoming White House chief of staff?
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GA: Who knows?
While Meadows might not have had a job before working for the White House (seriously, who knows what this guy did before this), he did have the most important job skills for working in a Trump administration: lying and a willingness to kiss Trump’s ass in public, which is known throughout job circles as “the Lindsey Graham.”
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As defined by Webster’s, a Lindsey Graham: is to unabashedly kiss someone’s ass in public even if that means making a fool of yourself and the truth.
During an appearance on Fox & Friends, which many of us can’t see because it’s a pay-per-view channel as it’s been technically classified as right-wing porn, Meadows claimed that President Trump was the first president to go after a terrorist and take him out.
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No, seriously. He said that on All Lives Matter & Friends as if President Obama didn’t find and take out Black woman-loving, porn-obsessed, cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, who was second on the list of people America hates. First are people who go to Starbucks and don’t know their drink order.
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I don’t like to brag, but my president took out Bin Laden in 2011 after learning that he was hiding out in Pakistan. A raid was authorized and well, the 9/11 terrorist leader was sent to eternal rest.
Here’s how Mediaite describes the moment:
Did that little detail come up at all on Fox & Friends? No. Instead, Meadows continued to gush about Trump, and Brian Kilmeade followed up by snarking “You know what’s interesting is John Kerry ‘tone deaf.’ When he talks about bloopers overseas, he’s the one who broke his leg riding a bike in France when he should have been working. And the guy he’s endorsing, there’s not enough editors in the world to put all his bloopers on one reel.”
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It’s as if the people who fawn over Trump live in an alternate universe in which they don’t seem to recognize the importance of masks, the number of people dead from the coronavirus, the complete and utter fuck-up that is currently the president of the United States, or that the failed host of Double Dare is now the White House’s chief of staff and he’s lying on a national stage.
GA: He’s not the...You know what? I’ve got nothing.
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theroot--2020-08-19--Me Too and Essence to Host the Black Women and Girls Survivor Town Hall Featuring Tarana Burke and A

Me Too and Essence to Host the Black Women and Girls Survivor Town Hall Featuring Tarana Burke and Angelica Ross

We are in the midst of a renewed focus upon Black safety and survival—and Black female political power—and yet , as we were reminded by our peers at Essence today , “ While Black women have the highest turnout rate at the polls , they also have the [ second ] highest rates of sexual assault , ” eclipsed only by Native American women , who remain the most vulnerable to sexual assault , according to RAINN ( Rape , Abuse & Incest National Network ) .
On Wednesday , August 19 , from 7 to 8 p. m. ET @ @ @ @ @ @ @ its founder , Tarana Burke ; Pose star and TransTech Social Enterprises founder Angelica Ross ; and Rutgers professor and co-founder of Black women ’ s advocacy organization A Long Walk Home Salamishah Tillet on its Facebook Live platform for the Black Women and Girls Survivor Town Hall .
On tonight ’ s agenda ?
According to Essence , issues covered in the virtual conversation between Burke , Ross and Tillet will include : • What it means to be a Black woman that identifies as a survivor , in a country that @ @ @ @ @ @ @ yet but doesn ’ t prioritize us politically .
• The importance of creating platforms where Black survivors can safely share the issues that they care about , without attack or ridicule .
• The need to continue to build a constituency of survivors that is rooted in both political action and healing justice .
• Amplify the call for elected officials to be held accountable to the unique needs of Black survivors by passing laws and enacting institutional change .
“ Black women and girls are so disproportionately impacted by the interlocking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ currently witnessing an opportunity to talk about why that is when our social capital and political influence is so significant , ” said Burke , a 2018 Root 100 honoree who will be further exploring these issues next Tuesday in conversation with me , Maiysha Kai , as part of our inaugural Root Institute .
In addition to Tillet , whose work in arts advocacy has provided a much-needed platform for healing and empowerment for countless Black women and girls impacted by sexual violence , the inclusion of Ross ( a 2019 Root @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as trans women and femmes are all too often left out of these crucial conversations , despite being equally , if not more , vulnerable to sexual violence , with 53 % percent of Black trans women likely to have been sexually assaulted in their lifetimes , according to a 2015 study .
“ There is too much at stake for sexual assault survivors in this country , especially those holding Black and femme identities , ” Burke continued .
“ It ’ s important that those who claim to advocate on our @ @ @ @ @ @ @ solutions we are ready to build .
This conversation is happening on the evening of such a pivotal night as the country looks to Black women working across issue areas as survivors impacted by healthcare , housing , and immigration policies.
” According to Essence , tonight ’ s Town Hall for Black Women and Girls “ is part of a series presented by the Survivors ’ Agenda , a multiracial , multi-issue coalition that seeks to build power and change the conversation about sexual violence through movement organizing , policy change , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ coalition ’ s collective efforts and crowdsourced agenda from survivors across party lines and varying lived experiences will be presented during the virtual Survivors ’ Summit on September 24-26 .
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We are in the midst of a renewed focus upon Black safety and survival—and Black female political power—and yet, as we were reminded by our peers at Essence today, “While Black women have the highest turnout rate at the polls, they also have the [second] highest rates of sexual assault,” eclipsed only by Native American women, who remain the most vulnerable to sexual assault, according to RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network).
On Wednesday, August 19, from 7 to 8 p. m. ET, Essence is hosting Me Too; its founder, Tarana Burke; Pose star and TransTech Social Enterprises founder Angelica Ross; and Rutgers professor and co-founder of Black women’s advocacy organization A Long Walk Home Salamishah Tillet on its Facebook Live platform for the Black Women and Girls Survivor Town Hall.
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Per a release from Essence:
It’s time for Black women to be the center of the conversation about sexual violence and public safety....In this significant political moment, it is important that we lift up Black survivors’ experiences by building a Survivors Agenda focused on transforming our communities, workplaces, and families into spaces that keep Black women and girls safe.
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On tonight’s agenda? According to Essence, issues covered in the virtual conversation between Burke, Ross and Tillet will include:
What it means to be a Black woman that identifies as a survivor, in a country that benefits from our existence and votes, yet but doesn’t prioritize us politically.
The importance of creating platforms where Black survivors can safely share the issues that they care about, without attack or ridicule.
The need to continue to build a constituency of survivors that is rooted in both political action and healing justice.
Amplify the call for elected officials to be held accountable to the unique needs of Black survivors by passing laws and enacting institutional change.
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“Black women and girls are so disproportionately impacted by the interlocking systems of oppression, and we are currently witnessing an opportunity to talk about why that is when our social capital and political influence is so significant,” said Burke, a 2018 Root 100 honoree who will be further exploring these issues next Tuesday in conversation with me, Maiysha Kai, as part of our inaugural Root Institute.
In addition to Tillet, whose work in arts advocacy has provided a much-needed platform for healing and empowerment for countless Black women and girls impacted by sexual violence, the inclusion of Ross (a 2019 Root 100 honoree) is deeply significant, as trans women and femmes are all too often left out of these crucial conversations, despite being equally, if not more, vulnerable to sexual violence, with 53% percent of Black trans women likely to have been sexually assaulted in their lifetimes, according to a 2015 study.
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“There is too much at stake for sexual assault survivors in this country, especially those holding Black and femme identities,” Burke continued. “It’s important that those who claim to advocate on our behalf understand what we want and the solutions we are ready to build. This conversation is happening on the evening of such a pivotal night as the country looks to Black women working across issue areas as survivors impacted by healthcare, housing, and immigration policies.”
According to Essence, tonight’s Town Hall for Black Women and Girls “is part of a series presented by the Survivors’ Agenda, a multiracial, multi-issue coalition that seeks to build power and change the conversation about sexual violence through movement organizing, policy change, narrative shift and accountability efforts.” The coalition’s collective efforts and crowdsourced agenda from survivors across party lines and varying lived experiences will be presented during the virtual Survivors’ Summit on September 24-26.
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theroot--2020-08-19--Virginia Committee Approves Sweeping Police Reform Bill as the State Considers Reducing Penalty for

Virginia Committee Approves Sweeping Police Reform Bill as the State Considers Reducing Penalty for Assaulting Police

Conservatives can be mad at the Blac k Lives Matter movement—the protests , the civil unrest , the calls to defund the police—all they want , but nobody can deny that the movement is beginning to yield results .
A prime example of those results comes to us from the state of Virginia , where a legislative panel approved on Tuesday a sweeping police reform bill that would ban the use of no-knock warrants , limit the use of chokeholds ( it ’ s unclear what those limits are or why the bill wouldn ’ t give chokeholds the ax @ @ @ @ @ @ @ steps ) and make it easier to decertify police officers found guilty of misconduct .
From the Associated Press : According to WSLS 10 , lawmakers will also consider proposals to “ enhance the ability of courts to expunge criminal records and eliminate jury sentencing except when requested by defendants.
” And then there ’ s the proposal that is sure to get the “ Blue Lives Matter ” crowd all in their little blue feelings : Legislators are considering a law that reduces the penalty for assaulting a police officer .
The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ lower the charge of assault and battery on a police officer from a felony to a misdemeanor .
Sen. Scott Surovell , the chief sponsor of the assault and battery bill , said it would eliminate the current mandatory minimum sentence of six months in jail and change the law so the charge can only be brought as a felony if an officer has a visible physical injury .
Surovell said he is also considering adding provisions requiring that another officer - not the arresting officer - investigate the circumstances and that a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the current law say police overuse the charge , particularly in cases where they fear the person they arrested will claim police brutality .
“ It is a charge that tends to arise whenever officers get into a tussle with someone , ” Surovell said .
Virginia ’ s legislature made the charge a felony in 1997 , at a time when states around the country and Congress were passing “ tough on crime ” laws .
The enhanced penalty for assaulting law enforcement officers also applies to judges , magistrates , corrections @ @ @ @ @ @ @ personnel .
It ’ s hard to imagine even the most pro-cop person having an issue with a bill that simply requires an officer to prove he was injured in an intentional assault in order to charge it as a felony .
Nah , I ’ m bullshitting—that ’ s not at all hard to imagine .
Executive director of the Virginia Association of Chiefs of Police Dana Schrad believes that the Black Lives Matter movement has encouraged “ unprecedented levels ” of anger towards police officers and thinks the bill would only @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be doing more to protect officers instead of sending a message that assaulting them is not a serious offense , ” Schrad said , WSLS reports .
Uh , no .
The message that needs to be sent is that citizens shouldn ’ t be facing felonies for assaulting a cop when all they actually did was brush up against them during a tense exchange .
Stephen Hill was charged by Alexandria police last year as he sat outside a grocery store drinking wine .
Hill , an Army veteran who served in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the time and struggling with substance abuse and post-traumatic stress disorder .
Hill said he was moving slowly , intending to follow a police command to leave , when an officer grabbed his arm .
He had a broken collarbone , but was not wearing his sling .
He said he winced in pain and struggled as the officers handcuffed him behind his back .
Hill said he briefly grabbed onto the officer ’ s duty belt to stabilize himself .
The officer then smashed his face against the side of the patrol @ @ @ @ @ @ @ said .
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Conservatives can be mad at the Blac k Lives Matter movement—the protests, the civil unrest, the calls to defund the police—all they want, but nobody can deny that the movement is beginning to yield results. A prime example of those results comes to us from the state of Virginia, where a legislative panel approved on Tuesday a sweeping police reform bill that would ban the use of no-knock warrants, limit the use of chokeholds (it’s unclear what those limits are or why the bill wouldn’t give chokeholds the ax altogether, but, hey...baby steps) and make it easier to decertify police officers found guilty of misconduct.
From the Associated Press:
The omnibus reform bill advanced by the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday. The bill was heard by the committee on the first day of a special legislative session focused on addressing the economic impact of the coronavirus pandemic and calls for police and criminal justice reforms following the police killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis.
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According to WSLS 10, lawmakers will also consider proposals to “enhance the ability of courts to expunge criminal records and eliminate jury sentencing except when requested by defendants.”
And then there’s the proposal that is sure to get the “Blue Lives Matter” crowd all in their little blue feelings: Legislators are considering a law that reduces the penalty for assaulting a police officer.
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The bill proposed by state Senate Democrats would lower the charge of assault and battery on a police officer from a felony to a misdemeanor.
From WSLS:
Sen. Scott Surovell, the chief sponsor of the assault and battery bill, said it would eliminate the current mandatory minimum sentence of six months in jail and change the law so the charge can only be brought as a felony if an officer has a visible physical injury. Surovell said he is also considering adding provisions requiring that another officer - not the arresting officer - investigate the circumstances and that a prosecutor approve the charge. Critics of the current law say police overuse the charge, particularly in cases where they fear the person they arrested will claim police brutality. “It is a charge that tends to arise whenever officers get into a tussle with someone,” Surovell said. Virginia’s legislature made the charge a felony in 1997, at a time when states around the country and Congress were passing “tough on crime” laws. The enhanced penalty for assaulting law enforcement officers also applies to judges, magistrates, corrections officers, firefighters and emergency medical services personnel.
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It’s hard to imagine even the most pro-cop person having an issue with a bill that simply requires an officer to prove he was injured in an intentional assault in order to charge it as a felony. Nah, I’m bullshitting—that’s not at all hard to imagine.
Executive director of the Virginia Association of Chiefs of Police Dana Schrad believes that the Black Lives Matter movement has encouraged “unprecedented levels” of anger towards police officers and thinks the bill would only make things worse.
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“We should be doing more to protect officers instead of sending a message that assaulting them is not a serious offense,” Schrad said, WSLS reports.
Uh, no. The message that needs to be sent is that citizens shouldn’t be facing felonies for assaulting a cop when all they actually did was brush up against them during a tense exchange.
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Here’s a damn good example provided by WSLS:
Stephen Hill was charged by Alexandria police last year as he sat outside a grocery store drinking wine. Hill, an Army veteran who served in Afghanistan, said he was intoxicated at the time and struggling with substance abuse and post-traumatic stress disorder. Hill said he was moving slowly, intending to follow a police command to leave, when an officer grabbed his arm. He had a broken collarbone, but was not wearing his sling. He said he winced in pain and struggled as the officers handcuffed him behind his back. Hill said he briefly grabbed onto the officer’s duty belt to stabilize himself. The officer then smashed his face against the side of the patrol car, breaking his nose, he said. “I had no intention whatsoever to do anything bad,” Hill said
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theroot--2020-08-19--Wednesday's Deals of the Day: Amazon Echo Dot With LED Clock, Fire TV Stick 4K, The Witcher 3: Wild

Wednesday's Deals of the Day: Amazon Echo Dot With LED Clock, Fire TV Stick 4K, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Tacklife T8 Jump Starter, 67 Oz. Hand Sanitizer, and More

An Amazon Echo Dot with LED clock and Echo Dot Kids Edition , a Fire TV Stick 4K , a discount on The Witcher 3 : Wild Hunt for PS4 , Xbox One , and Nintendo Switch , a Tacklife T8 jump starter , a 67 oz .
bottle of hand sanitizer , a Star Wars beach ball set , and a MysteryVibe Crescendo bendable vibrator lead Wednesday ’ s best deals .
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Heading back to school can be a real bummer , but everyone loves @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for some seriously good deals .
Best Buy ’ s Back to School Computing Shopping Event is in full swing , and it ’ s the best place to scoop up some fresh new tech for the year .
Looking for a budget laptop that can handle writing assignments and Zoom classes ?
Maybe you ’ re ready to blow off some steam with a portable gaming machine that can handle anything from League of Legends to Fortnite .
Whatever you ’ re in the market for , Best Buy ’ s got @ @ @ @ @ @ @ readin ’ , ‘ ritin ’ , and really awesome tech .
If you ’ re interested in snapping up some of these deals , act fast—other students are also prepping for their triumphant return to the classroom .
Through rain , sleet , or snow , the outdoorsman persists .
And not without the perfect playlist to capture every waking moment .
Should your lifestyle fits that bill , allow me to introduce you to the W-King outdoor Bluetooth speaker .
Now $ 23 off using the promo code WKINGD8B , it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fall , and winter .
Whether you ’ re frolicking around in the backyard or working on your projects out in the garage , the IPX5 waterproof stereo keeps the music bumping and at an affordable price , at least until the discount expires on 8/21 .
With a 4.6-star rating on Amazon out of 644 reviews and an Amazon ’ s Choice stamp of approval to top it off , this nifty device is rugged and has range , extending up to 66 feet over a Bluetooth 4.2 connection .
The onboard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of rambunctious audio playtime and takes only 3 hours to reach its fully potential , thanks to Quick Charge .
Amazon ’ s Fire Stick 4K is a great little streaming dongle with all of the power of Alexa at its disposal , and it ’ s down to $ 35 on Amazon .
This model gets you 4K-ready apps to watch all your favorite movies and shows in crisp detail .
Not to mention , you get a year ’ s subscription to Food Network at no additional cost , which means @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your cooking skills .
Grab one of these before they ’ re gone !
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020 .
Listen to some tunes while you go on your daily run with Anker ’ s $ 33 Liberty Soundcore Neo headphones .
That ’ s $ 7 off their original list price , and they have sound isolation technology so you won ’ t be disturbed when you ’ re trying to concentrate .
It can easily connect to any of your devices @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a good boom boom is important .
Grab em ’ before they ’ re gone .
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020 .
If you ’ re tired of having to order new SD cards to fit all your Switch games , or maybe just need a backup for all the pictures you ’ ve been taken , you might want to consider an SD card with more storage .
Right now , you can get SanDisk ’ s 512 GB microSD card for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Photo .
The card typically sells for about $ 200 , so grab it while you can .
This deal was originally published by Jordan McMahon on 5/11/2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020 .
I ’ ve had a love-hate relationship with earbuds while working out and had ofter opted for in-ear headphones like this .
The last thing you want to have happen is one of these little buds pop out while you ’ re running outside as most of us are still exiled from our gyms .
Today from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $ 60 off their original price .
The Tarahs ( as these are called ) are not only sweat-proof but the earbuds have a soft gel that keeps them secure during even the fiercest of fitness sessions .
Aside from comfort playtime is the second most important feature to me and you ’ ll get up to eight hours with a single charge , so they ’ re sure to be on your side all day .
But they do fast charge , so you ’ ll get at least one hour off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ easily switch over to calls to handle business on the go .
Customize your listening experience through the Jaybird app and pair it quickly with Bluetooth .
Only the black metallic color is 60 % off but the blue and white color are also on sale just not at as deep a discount .
This item ships for free from Best Buy .
For a short time , Best Buy is offering Skullcandy Wireless In-Ear Headphones for a low $ 50 .
That means it ’ s 50 % off the original list @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in Dark Grey and Psychotropical teal , both at the smae price .
Charge em ’ up and start listening !
Being in quarantine has left many of us without a way to get up and move around .
That isn ’ t healthy long-term , so as long as it ’ s not too hot out , it ’ s not a bad idea to get out for a quick walk every day .
If you need an extra nudge , or just like keeping track of your outings , a Fitbit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can get the Fitbit Inspire HR for just $ 70 at Best Buy .
It ’ s an entry-level fitness tracker , but it packs plenty of features , including sleep tracking , workout logging , and heart rate monitoring .
This deal was originally published in August 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020 .
It seems like a good printer is the one thing most people just don ’ t have or do and never hooked up or never bought new cartridges for .
Weirdly , printers are still kind @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an all-in-one printer .
HP ’ s HP Envy Photo 7855 is that and it ’ s currently $ 80 off .
Printing , scanning , copying , and faxing the Envy does it all .
But it shines in printing beautiful vibrant photos through the USB port , SD card slot , or directly from your phone with the dual-band Wi-Fi .
The touch-screen makes functions simple to find and operate .
There is an “ Easy Replenish ” option so ink will be sent automatically when you need it , which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was never used again .
No one went to buy ink .
The Envy also works with Alexa and Google Assistant .
Most customers have noted that it ’ s set up isn ’ t complicated and it prints the best pictures they ’ ve ever seen .
Not bad for a 35 % discount .
This item will ship for free .
It ’ s true .
When inspected under a microscope , one out of every six smartphones contains fecal matter , according to a 2011 study conducted at the London @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And while I regret to inform you that your phone is probably covered in poo , I ’ m even sadder to report your phone is 18 times more disgusting than a public toilet .
As the experts over at PhoneSoap put it , “ We wash our hands but we never wash our smartphones.
” That ’ s generalizing , of course , but the point stands : Most of us aren ’ t as conscious of the harmful bacterias permeating our phones as we are our hands , and in the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ s probably not the best way to mitigate risk of infection .
PhoneSoap 3 seems to be a good solution to help you keep your phone clean without submerging it in water .
Thanks to advances in UV technology , this waterless gadget is capable of killing 99.99 % of germs .
A built-in acoustic audio amplifier keeps alarms and notifications from being muffled , and a pair of charging ports yields additional functionality .
PhoneSoap 3 is 20 % off using our exclusive promo code INVENTORY20 , bringing the subtotal down to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ This past weekend , I sat around as my crew pondered a new rotation of multiplayer and co-op games to play , but we won ’ t be able to play them until next weekend .
Wan na know why ?
No one had any of the games installed because they all vehemently refuse to buy more hard drive space , and frankly , I ’ m just sick of it .
I even yelled at them !
Seriously , don ’ t you get tired of deleting and redownloading the same games @ @ @ @ @ @ @ s equally as maddening as those who spend hundreds of dollars per year on disposable batteries .
If these words sting , it ’ s because truth hurts and you ’ re someone who hasn ’ t solved one of life ’ s most annoying recurring issues with a single purchase .
With a 5TB Western Digital external hard drive for $ 100 at Amazon , you won ’ t feel bound by your digital storage shackles ever again .
I promise .
Well , the Echo Dot is down to $ 30 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ original list price of $ 50 .
There ’ s nothing else to really say besides fire up Alexa and listen to tunes without ever leaving your couch !
Grab it before it ’ s gone .
Amazon ’ s Fire Stick 4K is a great little streaming dongle with all of the power of Alexa at its disposal , and it ’ s down to $ 30 on Amazon .
This model gets you 4K-ready apps to watch all your favorite movies and shows in crisp detail .
Not to mention , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to Food Network at no additional cost , which means you can learn new recipes and improve your cooking skills .
Grab one of these before they ’ re gone !
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/17/2020 .
Now ’ s your chance to snag Aukey ’ s 60W PD USB-C charger for just $ 20 when you use the offer code M5T6C7IM .
There ’ s just the single USB-C port , but you can use it to charge smartphones , tablets , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ speeds possible .
There ’ s also a USB-A port supporting up to 2.4A charging speeds .
It ’ s also travel friendly with a foldable plug .
This deal won ’ t last long , so grab one ASAP if you ’ re in need .
This deal was originally published by Jordan McMahon on 5/4/2020 and updated by Quentyn Kennemer with new information on 8/17/2020 .
I get it , it ’ s been really hard to keep up with fitness routines in this hellish year .
But the exercise can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ’ s just a stroll outside , and a fitness tracker can motivate to get you moving .
DailySteals has refurbished Fitbit Ones to help get you moving for the low price of $ 180 .
These little guys were discontinued a couple years ago but remain in surprisingly high demand , with used and refurbished versions listed for $ 200+ elsewhere .
The Fitbit One isn ’ t a fitness watch—instead , this one clips to your waistband .
It ’ ll track your steps and whether or not you climbed @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) , as well as monitor your sleep activity .
Sleeping well is just as important to your health as exercising !
So if you ’ re interested , grab one of these Ones before it ’ s too late .
This $ 90 tag on a Crucial BX500 1TB SSD is pretty sweet .
If you don ’ t already have one , an SSD can substantially improve your PC ’ s overall performance .
This 2.5-inch SATA block fits most modern laptops and desktops , so you can step into hard @ @ @ @ @ @ @ re working with .
You might find yourself stocking up on games as our time in quarantine marches on .
Eventually , you ’ ll run out of space , unless you stock up on enough storage to keep going .
It ’ s pretty costly , but a 1TB microSD card should be able to hold you off for a while , and right now you can get this one from SanDisk for $ 190 off at B & H Photo .
I know none of us are taking flights right now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one of the worst things about them ?
Lots of noise when you ’ re trying to concentrate or sleep .
It can be hell , especially on long flights .
What if I told you that these Sony WH-1000XM3 headphones could block out the loud talking and babies crying ?
You ’ d say that ’ s worth the price of admission , right ?
Well , you ’ re in luck , as Newegg has these headphones for just $ 227 , or $ 51 off .
In addition to true @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to 30 hours of listening time between charges and a Quick Attention feature where you can quickly turn down the volume for conversation .
It ’ s a nifty set of headphones !
This deal was originally published by Elizabeth Henges in April 2020 and updated with new information by Jordan McMahon on 8/17/2020 .
Sure , your phone ’ s speakers might work in a pinch when you ’ re listening to your favorite podcast as you chop up tonight ’ s veggies , but there ’ s a better way to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ basic bluetooth speaker , you can get better sound that ’ ll reach further than your phone could ; you can finally get your shower tunes back .
Sony ’ s SRS-XB12 won ’ t give you the best sound you can get , but at $ 20 off right now , its $ 40 price tag is tough to beat .
Money ’ s tight for a lot of folks , so every penny counts , but it doesn ’ t hurt to get yourself something nice that ’ ll make quarantine @ @ @ @ @ @ @ five days old , EA Sports UFC 4 for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One is already $ 10 off at Amazon .
Just clip the coupon and coast to checkout .
You ’ ll step into the octagon against digital renditions of all your favorite mixed martial artists , whether as one of those dangerous men and women or in your own asskicking skin .
I ’ m personally thankful for the revamped career mode that makes it easier to learn the game because trying to escape some of those submission holds is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
At some point , all you can do is relax your muscles and let your soul float right out of your fleshy parts .
If you haven ’ t already followed Geralt of Rivia through hell and back in The Witcher 3 : Wild Hunt , let ’ s fix that .
It ’ s only $ 40 to get the game with ALL the DLC on Nintendo Switch .
Yo can also find it for both Xbox One ( $ 23 ) and PlayStation 4 ( $ 28 ) .
These @ @ @ @ @ @ @ consoles by now as they ’ ve had the game a lot longer than the Nintendo Switch .
This deal was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 06/17/2020 and updated by Elizabeth Henges with new information on 8/19/2020 .
Gaming aficionados , I bring you a light-up gaming keyboard from Razer that ’ s only $ 100 !
Yes , that ’ s right , it ’ s a whole $ 70 off its original price of $ 170 .
It ’ s wired and is a switch keyboard with RGB lighting , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will be dope .
Nothing much to say , grab it and go now .
Right now , you can pick up a copy of The Outer Worlds for just $ 27 , the going price for the Xbox One version at Amazon .
The PS4 version isn ’ t available there , but Walmart has it for the same $ 27 .
Eric Ravenscraft described it as a “ mix of Fallout-style frontier survival with corporate satire creates a rich world that , even if it feels a little small , still @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a few dozen hours.
” This deal was originally published in March 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020 .
For gaming mice , weight is an important factor that can make all the difference between game-changing ult and an embarrassing misplay .
( We all know it wasn ’ t lag , man .
Just fess up ! )
But all gamers aren ’ t created equal .
If you prefer a lighter mouse , check out the Razer Viper , coming in at just 69g , and with a 16K @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like ice on tile .
It ’ s just $ 50 at Amazon , which is even cheaper than you could find it this past Black Friday .
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020 .
For every speed running Dark Souls master in the world , there are dozens like me who just can ’ t be arsed to contend with the game ’ s steep learning curve .
Like , how am I supposed to know that Drogon is just chilling on a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ minutes of me gathering my bearings ?
And why are those red weirdos allowed to invade my game and make me consider retiring from my favorite lifelong hobby altogether ?
I get it .
You ’ re awesome .
Stop griefing me , losers !
Oh , sorry , got off track : I think I might just try this Dark Souls board game instead , the expansions for which are now up to 25 % off at Amazon .
I need a new PlayStation 4 headset , because of course a PC @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with my gaming consoles .
Nothing can be easy !
I had a Turtle Beach headset a lonnngggg time ago in the age of the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 , and that little bugger survived for years before just being incompatible with my newer technology .
The Ear Force Recon 50P might be a cringey name , but I assume this headset is of the same quality , and works right out the box with your PS4 controller .
It also works with the Xbox One controller with an adapter !
At @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a solid buy .
Over at Walmart , you can get some of Nintendo ’ s popular first party titles for $ 50 .
Most gamers know that Nintendo games are slow to drop in price , so this is a pretty great deal !
We ’ ve been seeing this $ 10 discount at other retailers , most notably Amazon , but Walmart has a few titles that are currently unique to them !
The recently released and super popular Animal Crossing : New Horizons is on that list .
If you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fuss was about , now ’ s your chance to give it a try !
Super Smash Bros .
Ultimate and Luigi ’ s Mansion 3 are also a part of that sale , and are both great games in their own right .
Grab some copies before it ’ s too late !
Harkening back to the fidget spinner days , I see Speks as the natural evolution of the 2017 phenomenon .
Similarly , it ’ s a magnetic ball toy meant for you to fidget with throughout your days now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ confinement .
Rather than biting your lip or anxiously bouncing your leg , the fidget toys are a healthy and fun way to cope when you ’ re stressed .
You can mold them into various shapes and even pair ‘ em with a second set , for more sculpting possibilities .
They come in single- and multi-color variants including teal , rose gold , and “ jazzercise.
” For a limited time , you can buy one set of Speks magnetic balls and get Unblocks—a comparable toy akin to magnetic Lincoln Logs—free @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the promo code FREEFUN .
And remember , orders over $ 45 come with free shipping , so order a couple and save a few bucks on courier fees .
Don ’ t sweat the small things , try Speks instead .
Believe me , I have , and it works !
Man , could my dad drive a car .
But if yours can ’ t without breaking down ( or you , yourself , can ’ t ) , maybe you should pick up a couple Tacklife T8 800A jump starter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , sure , but it ’ s 32 % off today using the promo code 6R7Y5WYL .
With an 18,000mAh battery inside , it not only jump-starts cars , SUVs , trucks , and vans—it can also take your phone from 0 to 100 in no time at all , thanks to its 5V/9V Quick Charge port .
Never again will you be stuck thumbing it on the side of the road with a dead battery and a stagnant vehicle ... well , as long as you remember to juice up the jump @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Clock .
It ’ s just like an Echo Dot , but it has a clock .
Problem is , it was more expensive than a regular Dot , and now it ’ s not .
With $ 20 off , you ’ ll save a lot .
Add one to your home and meet the immensely helpful Alexa bot .
Sadly for you lot , I ’ ll be here all day .
This article was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 6/16/2020 and updated by Ignacia Fulcher with new information on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ from school and many unable to kill hours at the park making fragile sandcastles with local friends , Alexa could be the ultimate alternative .
If you ’ re not weirded out by your little ones talking to an AI robotic voice—which you shouldn ’ t if they ’ ve already resorted to their imaginary buddies—the Amazon Echo Dot Kids Edition could be the perfect substitute .
And now , Amazon is bundling it with the Echo Glow , a simple smart lamp that can provide fun nights for .
The combo comes @ @ @ @ @ @ @ % discount from their combined MSRPs .
The Echo Dot Kids Edition is just like any other Echo Dot , giving you hands-free access to countless Alexa skills .
The difference here is that it has a funky fun color scheme , the skills are all child-friendly , and there ’ s enough parental control to give you peace of mind .
Kids can ask Alexa to read them a bedtime story or play music , and with a year of FreeTime Unlimited included with every purchase , they ’ ll never run @ @ @ @ @ @ @ And with the Amazon Echo Glow , you can set up custom lighting routines to have the multi-colored RGB lamp add fun and order to your kids ’ routine .
You can use it as a countdown timer , a bedtime or “ get your ass up and dressed for school ” signaler , and even have Alexa start up a light show for some mid-day dance breaks .
And no one says you have to be a kid to use it .
( Don ’ t worry , we don ’ t @ @ @ @ @ @ @ published by Quentyn Kennemer on 4/7/2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/20202 .
If you ’ re lucky enough to have your own outdoor cantina now is the time to throw the ultimate geek party even if it ’ s just you and your fam .
These three adorable Star Wars inflatable beach balls are just $ 12 , which is crazy because one usually runs for $ 6 .
You ’ ll get the two cutest droids in the universe R2-D2 and BB-8 .
Tossing BB-8 around in the pool will @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his scenes from The Force Awakens .
You can pose or just lounge poolside in your Princess Leia bikini with good ol ’ R2 .
And bat the Death Star all afternoon before defeating the Empire and deflating it .
Each blows up it fourteen inches around and they can even be used as decoration for your favorite Rebel ’ s room .
This item ships for free for Prime Members .
Hoover has been making quality products since 1908 .
With technology improving all-around so has their line-up of vacuums .
This @ @ @ @ @ @ @ best as it integrates actual WindTunnel tech on top of being so sleek .
Best Buy has this little cleaner with a whole lot of power for $ 50 off .
Two things stood out to me in reading reviews .
One , how lightweight ( just under ten pounds ) it really is .
Several senior purchases noted how easy it was for them to navigate and move throughout their homes .
Second , how much pet hair it actually picks up .
Tons of shaggy-haired dog owners pointed out this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The wide mouth handles dust and dirt on not just floors but rugs and even upholstery .
The bagless tech makes this a lot easier to operate and one charge will get you up to three hours of quality cleaning .
This item ships for free from Best Buy .
Quick , go to SideDeal and take a look at these flexible LED flashlights .
I ’ m only urging you to do so right away to catch a glimpse of the GIF that shows all the weird angles you can bend it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of those cobras responding to a snake charmer .
Now that you can ’ t get the image out of your head , go ahead and buy two for $ 14 .
I ’ m personally finding a lot of potential for fun with these , but with three illumination modes and a backside magnet , they also seem super useful , so grab some if your imagination agrees .
Sometimes , those police reports don ’ t tell the real story .
When it comes time to fight your road tickets and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ had a dash cam .
There ’ s no reason not to add one to your car , especially with the nimble Dash Cam Mini by Aukey , featuring 1080p recording that will automatically save clips of auto accidents .
It ’ s small enough to fit behind your rear view mirror , or anywhere else in your car , though with a 170-degree wide-angle CMOS sensor , you should cover enough ground with even just one of these cheap things .
Did I mention it ’ s only $ 26 ?
But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
This deal was originally published in July 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020 .
Friends of the pod will know how often I complain about living in a studio apartment with my partner and two pets amid this awful , awful pandemic .
Recently , however , we started remodeling the place to open it up and bring it more sunlight .
In the process of redecorating , we ’ re also introducing floating shelves and framed art to our walls , and I have to say : After living @ @ @ @ @ @ @ half , it ’ s finally starting to feel like home .
Now that you ’ re hopefully spending more time there , cozy up and complete your dream house or apartment with gorgeous , scenic expressions from local creators or iconic artists with almost 40 % off a 10-piece set of frames on Amazon .
This deal won ’ t last long , so scoop it up while you still can .
Smart locks are mighty convenient .
Not only will you rid yourselves of incessant key-fumbling , you ’ ll also @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and give everyone their own unique codes .
The Eufy Smart Lock touch is one of the most interesting takes o this concept , but before we talk about why , know that you can get one 24 % off with a $ 30 Amazon coupon and exclusive promo code EUFYSL0817 .
Your total , then , is $ 190 .
So , this thing uses your fingerprint for entry alongside the traditional numerical code .
Unlike many other smart locks , however , the Eufy Smart Lock Touch keeps all its information @ @ @ @ @ @ @ there ’ s absolutely no Wi-Fi connectivity or remote control whatsoever .
There is Bluetooth , however .
That ’ s why it ’ s the perfect product for security paranoids .
It ’ s also sleek , easy to install , and will withstand the daily elements with an IP65 rating .
Yesterday was National Couples ’ Day but that doesn ’ t mean you still can ’ t celebrate .
People often think vibrators are for solo aviators but I ’ ve always thought it ’ s sometimes more fun to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ MysteryVibes app-controlled vibrators add another layer of fun to sexy playdates .
The Crescendo Bendable Vibrator ( $ 120 ) is definitely an entertaining accessory to add to the mix and you can save 20 % with the code RELAX20 .
With six powerful motors , that you or your partner can control through the MysteryVibe app , customers are saying this rivals the rabbit .
And honestly , it ’ s not hard : phrasing : to see why .
The Crescendo is built for you , no literally .
It ’ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need .
Its flexibility ensures it hits all the right spots and helps you discover new O zones .
It ’ s made from safe silicone , is waterproof , and you can get it in teal or purple .
It takes forty-five minutes to charge and then you ’ re off to the races .
Just remember to clean up when you ’ re done .
If you need some hand sanitizer , Amazon ’ s Solimo brand is selling massive bottles of this magical elixir of the 62 % ethyl variety @ @ @ @ @ @ @ refilling smaller bottles , you ’ ll have it within a week ’ s time .
Your spouse probably isn ’ t a professional masseuse , but save for dropping a wad of cash at the spa , what can you do to soothe your screaming muscles ?
Everyone swears by shiatsu massagers , and for good reason .
They feature powerful heated kneading nodes that can squeeze all the discomfort right out of your body .
Amazon has one of the most popular models on sale for a mere $ 35 , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ nodes—four big , four small—InvoSpa employs what I call the “ wet towel ” design , which is flexible enough to massage any part of your body from the neck down .
There are three total intensities to choose from , two different massage directions , and it even comes with a carrying case for easy transport on-the-go .
While we ’ re not exactly having the most normal of ones this summer , those of you with access to private pools or isolated beaches are no doubt in need of new , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ’ ve been rocking the 80s-style Kmart trunks for years now , and these heavily discounted swim shorts at Huckberry appear to be just the antidote for my first-world woes .
Personally , I ’ m keen on this cactus-adorned swimsuit from Boardies .
Another , more classic and subdued option are the Rhythm Vintage Palm trunks , which bear a muted vintage grey color scheme , perfect for blending in at the beach .
If you ’ re partial to bolder , pastel designs , however , you ’ re in luck @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are like a tropical-theme episode of ZOOM on PBS from the 90s .
And Howler Brothers ’ Stretch Bruja boardshorts are like a watercolor tattoo for your legs that never fades .
If you ’ re often out in the elements , you ’ ll want a backpack that won ’ t let the living waters rush through to destroy all your precious technology , clothes , and other items , all of which can fit into this big 24L bag offered up by MorningSave for $ 39 .
It has roomy front @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to fit a laptop , tablet , water bottles , batteries and smartphones , books and sanitizers , and more .
I ’ m so proud of you for still wearing a mask , it ’ s super cool of you .
But do you need an upgrade or maybe something a little more heavy-duty ?
Or maybe you just want to put your mind at ease with something a smidge more protective ?
Grab five of the KN95 masks from MorningSave right now for just $ 15 .
These are industry-standard which @ @ @ @ @ @ @ percent of particles .
That is just about as good as you can get .
So the mask obviously doesn ’ t completely eliminate the risk of catching or spreading something but if you wear it correctly it still drastically reduces the likelihood .
These are also great if you ’ ve got severe allergies or asthma and protect against pollen , dander , and whatnot .
The KN-95 isn ’ t made for clinical environments not that you ’ re performing surgery with these but they will definitely protect you and others @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Not all heroes wear capes , but they do wear masks .
So thank you .
If you ’ ve read a few of our pieces on MorningSave before and you like what you ’ ve seen they offer a $ 5 monthly fee to get free shipping on all of your orders no matter how many .
Otherwise , it ’ s a flat rate of $ 8 .
If you ’ re bored at home without a bae , or want to spice up your sex life with bae , I @ @ @ @ @ @ @ The G-Spot Hero vibrator .
Only $ 30 at Ella Paradis , and 10 speeds , it ’ ll take vagina-holders to higher heights over and over again .
You ’ ll even get a cute little satin bag to store it after you ’ re finished .
What are you waiting for ?
Great orgasms are only a click away .
Two times a year the Disney Store puts their fan favorites on sale for up to 40 % off .
It ’ s a curated selection of tees , accessories , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
The whole family is covered .
There are styles for men , women , kids , and even pets .
All prices are as marked and the deal is expected to run until August 23 .
Speaking of pets , there are a few chew toys to treat your furry best friend to .
This Mickey Ice Cream Bar ( $ 13 ) is one summer goodie Fido actually can enjoy .
One thing Disney does very well is collectibles and mugs are certainly at the top of that list .
The @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is adorable and will fit right in with other classic faves in your coffee cup cluster .
And you ’ ll never go wrong with adding a new fleece throw blanket to your living room or bedroom and this Mickey one ( $ 16 ) is cozy and cute , plus you can customize it .
“ Liz I swear to God if you tell me it ’ s hot one more time I ’ ll murder you.
” Fine , but you still pick up some super comfy shorts from JACHS NY @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sale , and their shorts are only $ 19 if you use ST19 at checkout .
No reason to miss out on this one !
This sale includes their popular chino shorts , as well as some board shorts .
Whatever style you prefer , grab some pairs before they sell out—because some already are !
Otakus will have you know that Akira is to manga what the Mona Lisa is to art , and you can catch up for $ 50 off at Amazon .
The $ 150 total nets you six @ @ @ @ @ @ @ artbook with glossy pages , and an iron-on version of Kaneda ’ s iconic pill patch .
Too bad there aren ’ t many Comic-Cons going on .
This deal was originally published on 8/6/2020 and updated with new information on 8/12/2020 .
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At MorningSave , there ’ s a three-pronged dream team combining a light , clock , and wireless charger in one convenient , sleek , and sexy little thingamajig for just $ 39 .
There ’ s a calendar and temperature readout , too .
While I ’ m partial to mechanical keyboards for gaming , a cheap membrane keyboard with this many features is still worth a quick crook and turn of the neck .
Just $ 22 at SideDeal , this Accusor board features three-color RGB ( red , blue @ @ @ @ @ @ @ buttons , nine multimedia functions , plus all the other boring keys you ’ ve come to know and love ( and abuse , if you ’ re as heavy-handed as I am ) .
There ’ s even more , like three onboard profiles with a selector to allow on-the-fly switching , plus automatic game-specific profile loading if all of the above wasn ’ t enough convenience for you .
There ’ s no worse time to lose all your movies and tunes than when there ’ s not much else to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to remedy this , but having an external drive with plenty of space can give you some peace of mind by giving you a place to back everything up , and help you bring all your info with you everywhere without weighing down your bag .
SanDisk ’ s 1TB Portable USB-C drive is down to $ 160 today at Best Buy .
This deal was originally published on 5/12/2020 and updated with new information on 8/17/2020 .
Many of you threatened to cancel me when I disqualified the Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones @ @ @ @ @ @ @ since MSRP still sits around $ 350 , noting that sales often bring this wireless audio sublimity in reach .
This one that takes the Arctic White model down to $ 299 .
Please don ’ t cancel me .
Kthxbai .
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/12/2020 .
In Hello Neighbor , you take it upon your inquisitive adolescent curiosity to sneak into the house next door and figure out what ’ s hiding in his closely guarded basement , but the man @ @ @ @ @ @ @ better not let him catch you .
It ’ s a horror game that adapts to your tactics , the AI learning your behavior and changing its response up each time you go for the same tired tricks .
The follow-up , Hello Neighbor : Hide and Seek , is even better , and since it ’ s a prequel , you can dive right in without having to play the original .
Amazon has it for just $ 12 on Xbox One and PlayStation 4 .
Washing your hands are important !
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ !
Why not up your hand-washing game with a touchless soap dispenser in your home ?
It ’ s more sanitary , and you can decide how much soap it dispenses , making sure people don ’ t use too much ( or too little ) when they wash up .
You can get this handy doodad for just $ 23 if you use code 9R8MJ8LD at checkout .
It ’ s a win-win !
It ’ s not really safe to go swimming in a public setting right now , what with @ @ @ @ @ @ @ like beaches being a breeding ground for viruses at the best of times .
Instead of risking COVID to cool down , why not grab an inflatable above ground pool the family can safely enjoy ?
At DailySteals , you can get an extra large inflatable pool for just $ 91 when you use the code KJPOOL at checkout .
Not too shabby !
If you ’ re missing the experience of sitting in some water this summer , this can be your solution .
For a short time , you can get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Satisfyer Pro 2 .
It ’ s an oral sex simulator that will suck the shit out of your clitoris and has so many modes of pleasure .
One of our writers , Jolie Kerr , says it best : The Satisfyer is only $ 52 with the promo code WELL so make sure you grab this and get off before it ’ s gone !
Sunday Scaries has earned high marks from outlets like Buzzfeed , PopSugar , and yes , The Inventory , for their accessible and HIGHLY relaxing , often @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Chillin ’ and oil tincture ( also for chillin ’ ) , both of which I ’ ve tried and happily endorse .
But don ’ t take my word for it—for a limited time only , you too can feel the effects of “ the remedy that makes life not so scary ” and share ‘ em with your partner ( s ) , thanks to this exclusive discount for Kinja Deals readers .
$ 34 , using the promo code SPSECRET50 automatically applied at checkout , nets you a 500mg tincture @ @ @ @ @ @ @ every month .
While the discount only applies to your first purchase , I ’ m fairly confident you won ’ t be disappointed .
The oil tincture in particular is , in my opinion , best paired with Sweet Honeydew tea from Stash and a dollop of unsalted butter to help it dissolve .
Relieve the contention in your three-way relationship with a healthy dose of ingestible CBD while supplies last .
Cariuma is a company definitely making waves in the sustainability space .
They ’ re dedicated to fighting against wasteful @ @ @ @ @ @ @ industry .
David and Fernando , the founders , wanted to bring all that to the sneaker game and to create thoughtfully made shoes with cool comfort .
Good-looking kicks consciously created with classic styles .
The company partnered with color giants Pantone to release a fall color line and it ’ s got cool classic written all over it .
They all run under $ 100 .
The low tops come in five colors and I ’ m digging these Blueprint ones since the Pantone color of 2020 is Classic Blue .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the high-top version ( $ 98 ) and definitely give off 90s vibes .
These are sharp shoes and you ’ ll turn heads for sure and take a step towards more eco-conscious shopping .
Apparently left-handed people have better sex .
As a right-handed person , I want to vehemently disagree , but science doesn ’ t lie .
I guess we have one more thing to thank lefties for—this Kinja-Exclusive Lefties Vibrator bundle at Ella Paradis .
Usually $ 102 , it ’ s now $ 39 , no code @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Love G-Spot vibrator , a satin toy bag , and a bottle of lube to keep things ... slippery .
I ’ d grab this bundle and get off with your favorite lefty right now .

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An Amazon Echo Dot with LED clock and Echo Dot Kids Edition, a Fire TV Stick 4K, a discount on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt for PS4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch, a Tacklife T8 jump starter, a 67 oz. bottle of hand sanitizer, a Star Wars beach ball set, and a MysteryVibe Crescendo bendable vibrator lead Wednesday’s best deals.
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Promoted Deal: Back to School Computing Shopping Event | Best Buy
Heading back to school can be a real bummer, but everyone loves buying school supplies. Open your wallets for some seriously good deals.
Best Buy’s Back to School Computing Shopping Event is in full swing, and it’s the best place to scoop up some fresh new tech for the year. Looking for a budget laptop that can handle writing assignments and Zoom classes? Maybe you’re ready to blow off some steam with a portable gaming machine that can handle anything from League of Legends to Fortnite.
Whatever you’re in the market for, Best Buy’s got you covered with all three Rs: readin’, ‘ritin’, and really awesome tech. If you’re interested in snapping up some of these deals, act fast—other students are also prepping for their triumphant return to the classroom.
Through rain, sleet, or snow, the outdoorsman persists. And not without the perfect playlist to capture every waking moment. Should your lifestyle fits that bill, allow me to introduce you to the W-King outdoor Bluetooth speaker. Now $23 off using the promo code WKINGD8B, it’ll get you through summer, fall, and winter. Whether you’re frolicking around in the backyard or working on your projects out in the garage, the IPX5 waterproof stereo keeps the music bumping and at an affordable price, at least until the discount expires on 8/21.
With a 4.6-star rating on Amazon out of 644 reviews and an Amazon’s Choice stamp of approval to top it off, this nifty device is rugged and has range, extending up to 66 feet over a Bluetooth 4.2 connection. The onboard 8,000mAh battery yields up to 24 hours of rambunctious audio playtime and takes only 3 hours to reach its fully potential, thanks to Quick Charge.
Amazon’s Fire Stick 4K is a great little streaming dongle with all of the power of Alexa at its disposal, and it’s down to $35 on Amazon. This model gets you 4K-ready apps to watch all your favorite movies and shows in crisp detail. Not to mention, you get a year’s subscription to Food Network at no additional cost, which means you can learn new recipes and improve your cooking skills. Grab one of these before they’re gone!
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020.
Listen to some tunes while you go on your daily run with Anker’s $33 Liberty Soundcore Neo headphones. That’s $7 off their original list price, and they have sound isolation technology so you won’t be disturbed when you’re trying to concentrate. It can easily connect to any of your devices with Bluetooth and has life-changing bass because a good boom boom is important. Grab em’ before they’re gone.
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020.
If you’re tired of having to order new SD cards to fit all your Switch games, or maybe just need a backup for all the pictures you’ve been taken, you might want to consider an SD card with more storage. Right now, you can get SanDisk’s 512 GB microSD card for just $110 at B&H Photo. The card typically sells for about $200, so grab it while you can.
This deal was originally published by Jordan McMahon on 5/11/2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020.
I’ve had a love-hate relationship with earbuds while working out and had ofter opted for in-ear headphones like this. The last thing you want to have happen is one of these little buds pop out while you’re running outside as most of us are still exiled from our gyms. Today from these Wireless In-Ear Headphones from Jaybird for $60 off their original price.
The Tarahs (as these are called) are not only sweat-proof but the earbuds have a soft gel that keeps them secure during even the fiercest of fitness sessions. Aside from comfort playtime is the second most important feature to me and you’ll get up to eight hours with a single charge, so they’re sure to be on your side all day. But they do fast charge, so you’ll get at least one hour off of just ten minutes. With one-touch easily switch over to calls to handle business on the go. Customize your listening experience through the Jaybird app and pair it quickly with Bluetooth. Only the black metallic color is 60% off but the blue and white color are also on sale just not at as deep a discount.
This item ships for free from Best Buy.
For a short time, Best Buy is offering Skullcandy Wireless In-Ear Headphones for a low $50. That means it’s 50% off the original list price of $100.
They available in Dark Grey and Psychotropical teal, both at the smae price. Charge em’ up and start listening!
Being in quarantine has left many of us without a way to get up and move around. That isn’t healthy long-term, so as long as it’s not too hot out, it’s not a bad idea to get out for a quick walk every day. If you need an extra nudge, or just like keeping track of your outings, a Fitbit can help. Right now, you can get the Fitbit Inspire HR for just $70 at Best Buy. It’s an entry-level fitness tracker, but it packs plenty of features, including sleep tracking, workout logging, and heart rate monitoring.
This deal was originally published in August 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020.
It seems like a good printer is the one thing most people just don’t have or do and never hooked up or never bought new cartridges for. Weirdly, printers are still kind of useful especially if it’s an all-in-one printer. HP’s HP Envy Photo 7855 is that and it’s currently $80 off.
Printing, scanning, copying, and faxing the Envy does it all. But it shines in printing beautiful vibrant photos through the USB port, SD card slot, or directly from your phone with the dual-band Wi-Fi. The touch-screen makes functions simple to find and operate. There is an “Easy Replenish” option so ink will be sent automatically when you need it, which is part of the reason our printer was never used again. No one went to buy ink. The Envy also works with Alexa and Google Assistant. Most customers have noted that it’s set up isn’t complicated and it prints the best pictures they’ve ever seen. Not bad for a 35% discount.
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It’s true. When inspected under a microscope, one out of every six smartphones contains fecal matter, according to a 2011 study conducted at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine. And while I regret to inform you that your phone is probably covered in poo, I’m even sadder to report your phone is 18 times more disgusting than a public toilet. As the experts over at PhoneSoap put it, “We wash our hands but we never wash our smartphones.”
That’s generalizing, of course, but the point stands: Most of us aren’t as conscious of the harmful bacterias permeating our phones as we are our hands, and in the midst of a pandemic, that’s probably not the best way to mitigate risk of infection. PhoneSoap 3 seems to be a good solution to help you keep your phone clean without submerging it in water. Thanks to advances in UV technology, this waterless gadget is capable of killing 99.99% of germs. A built-in acoustic audio amplifier keeps alarms and notifications from being muffled, and a pair of charging ports yields additional functionality.
PhoneSoap 3 is 20% off using our exclusive promo code INVENTORY20, bringing the subtotal down to $64 before taxes and shipping.
This past weekend, I sat around as my crew pondered a new rotation of multiplayer and co-op games to play, but we won’t be able to play them until next weekend. Wanna know why? No one had any of the games installed because they all vehemently refuse to buy more hard drive space, and frankly, I’m just sick of it. I even yelled at them!
Seriously, don’t you get tired of deleting and redownloading the same games over and over again? It’s equally as maddening as those who spend hundreds of dollars per year on disposable batteries. If these words sting, it’s because truth hurts and you’re someone who hasn’t solved one of life’s most annoying recurring issues with a single purchase. With a 5TB Western Digital external hard drive for $100 at Amazon, you won’t feel bound by your digital storage shackles ever again. I promise.
Well, the Echo Dot is down to $30, which is $20 off the original list price of $50. There’s nothing else to really say besides fire up Alexa and listen to tunes without ever leaving your couch! Grab it before it’s gone.
Amazon’s Fire Stick 4K is a great little streaming dongle with all of the power of Alexa at its disposal, and it’s down to $30 on Amazon. This model gets you 4K-ready apps to watch all your favorite movies and shows in crisp detail. Not to mention, you get a year’s subscription to Food Network at no additional cost, which means you can learn new recipes and improve your cooking skills. Grab one of these before they’re gone!
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/17/2020.
Now’s your chance to snag Aukey’s 60W PD USB-C charger for just $20 when you use the offer code M5T6C7IM. There’s just the single USB-C port, but you can use it to charge smartphones, tablets, laptops, and more at the fastest speeds possible. There’s also a USB-A port supporting up to 2.4A charging speeds. It’s also travel friendly with a foldable plug. This deal won’t last long, so grab one ASAP if you’re in need.
This deal was originally published by Jordan McMahon on 5/4/2020 and updated by Quentyn Kennemer with new information on 8/17/2020.
I get it, it’s been really hard to keep up with fitness routines in this hellish year. But the exercise can really help your mood, even if it’s just a stroll outside, and a fitness tracker can motivate to get you moving. DailySteals has refurbished Fitbit Ones to help get you moving for the low price of $180. These little guys were discontinued a couple years ago but remain in surprisingly high demand, with used and refurbished versions listed for $200+ elsewhere.
The Fitbit One isn’t a fitness watch—instead, this one clips to your waistband. It’ll track your steps and whether or not you climbed stairs (look, stairs are tough), as well as monitor your sleep activity. Sleeping well is just as important to your health as exercising! So if you’re interested, grab one of these Ones before it’s too late.
This $90 tag on a Crucial BX500 1TB SSD is pretty sweet. If you don’t already have one, an SSD can substantially improve your PC’s overall performance. This 2.5-inch SATA block fits most modern laptops and desktops, so you can step into hard drive heaven no matter what you’re working with.
You might find yourself stocking up on games as our time in quarantine marches on. Eventually, you’ll run out of space, unless you stock up on enough storage to keep going. It’s pretty costly, but a 1TB microSD card should be able to hold you off for a while, and right now you can get this one from SanDisk for $190 off at B&H Photo.
I know none of us are taking flights right now, but you know what’s one of the worst things about them? Lots of noise when you’re trying to concentrate or sleep. It can be hell, especially on long flights. What if I told you that these Sony WH-1000XM3 headphones could block out the loud talking and babies crying? You’d say that’s worth the price of admission, right?
Well, you’re in luck, as Newegg has these headphones for just $227, or $51 off. In addition to true noise cancelling, this headset offers up to 30 hours of listening time between charges and a Quick Attention feature where you can quickly turn down the volume for conversation. It’s a nifty set of headphones!
This deal was originally published by Elizabeth Henges in April 2020 and updated with new information by Jordan McMahon on 8/17/2020.
Sure, your phone’s speakers might work in a pinch when you’re listening to your favorite podcast as you chop up tonight’s veggies, but there’s a better way to grace your ears. With even a basic bluetooth speaker, you can get better sound that’ll reach further than your phone could; you can finally get your shower tunes back. Sony’s SRS-XB12 won’t give you the best sound you can get, but at $20 off right now, its $40 price tag is tough to beat. Money’s tight for a lot of folks, so every penny counts, but it doesn’t hurt to get yourself something nice that’ll make quarantine at least slightly more bearable.
Only five days old, EA Sports UFC 4 for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One is already $10 off at Amazon. Just clip the coupon and coast to checkout. You’ll step into the octagon against digital renditions of all your favorite mixed martial artists, whether as one of those dangerous men and women or in your own asskicking skin.
I’m personally thankful for the revamped career mode that makes it easier to learn the game because trying to escape some of those submission holds is like fighting a bout of sleep paralysis. At some point, all you can do is relax your muscles and let your soul float right out of your fleshy parts.
If you haven’t already followed Geralt of Rivia through hell and back in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, let’s fix that. It’s only $40 to get the game with ALL the DLC on Nintendo Switch.
Yo can also find it for both Xbox One ($23) and PlayStation 4 ($28). These are typical prices for the more traditional consoles by now as they’ve had the game a lot longer than the Nintendo Switch.
This deal was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 06/17/2020 and updated by Elizabeth Henges with new information on 8/19/2020.
Gaming aficionados, I bring you a light-up gaming keyboard from Razer that’s only $100! Yes, that’s right, it’s a whole $70 off its original price of $170. It’s wired and is a switch keyboard with RGB lighting, so whatever game you’re playing will be dope. Nothing much to say, grab it and go now.
Right now, you can pick up a copy of The Outer Worlds for just $27, the going price for the Xbox One version at Amazon. The PS4 version isn’t available there, but Walmart has it for the same $27.
Eric Ravenscraft described it as a “mix of Fallout-style frontier survival with corporate satire creates a rich world that, even if it feels a little small, still makes for a satisfying way to spend a few dozen hours.”
This deal was originally published in March 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020.
For gaming mice, weight is an important factor that can make all the difference between game-changing ult and an embarrassing misplay. (We all know it wasn’t lag, man. Just fess up!) But all gamers aren’t created equal. If you prefer a lighter mouse, check out the Razer Viper, coming in at just 69g, and with a 16K optical sensor, your crosshairs will move like ice on tile. It’s just $50 at Amazon, which is even cheaper than you could find it this past Black Friday.
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/18/2020.
For every speed running Dark Souls master in the world, there are dozens like me who just can’t be arsed to contend with the game’s steep learning curve. Like, how am I supposed to know that Drogon is just chilling on a random ass bridge in the first five minutes of me gathering my bearings? And why are those red weirdos allowed to invade my game and make me consider retiring from my favorite lifelong hobby altogether? I get it. You’re awesome. Stop griefing me, losers! Oh, sorry, got off track: I think I might just try this Dark Souls board game instead, the expansions for which are now up to 25% off at Amazon.
I need a new PlayStation 4 headset, because of course a PC headset isn’t going to work with my gaming consoles. Nothing can be easy! I had a Turtle Beach headset a lonnngggg time ago in the age of the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and that little bugger survived for years before just being incompatible with my newer technology. The Ear Force Recon 50P might be a cringey name, but I assume this headset is of the same quality, and works right out the box with your PS4 controller. It also works with the Xbox One controller with an adapter! At only $25, this seems like a solid buy.
Over at Walmart, you can get some of Nintendo’s popular first party titles for $50. Most gamers know that Nintendo games are slow to drop in price, so this is a pretty great deal! We’ve been seeing this $10 discount at other retailers, most notably Amazon, but Walmart has a few titles that are currently unique to them!
The recently released and super popular Animal Crossing: New Horizons is on that list. If you’ve been wondering what all the fuss was about, now’s your chance to give it a try! Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Luigi’s Mansion 3 are also a part of that sale, and are both great games in their own right. Grab some copies before it’s too late!
Harkening back to the fidget spinner days, I see Speks as the natural evolution of the 2017 phenomenon. Similarly, it’s a magnetic ball toy meant for you to fidget with throughout your days now spent agonizing over job security and solitary confinement. Rather than biting your lip or anxiously bouncing your leg, the fidget toys are a healthy and fun way to cope when you’re stressed. You can mold them into various shapes and even pair ‘em with a second set, for more sculpting possibilities. They come in single- and multi-color variants including teal, rose gold, and “jazzercise.”
For a limited time, you can buy one set of Speks magnetic balls and get Unblocks—a comparable toy akin to magnetic Lincoln Logs—free (a $15 value) using the promo code FREEFUN. And remember, orders over $45 come with free shipping, so order a couple and save a few bucks on courier fees. Don’t sweat the small things, try Speks instead. Believe me, I have, and it works!
Man, could my dad drive a car. But if yours can’t without breaking down (or you, yourself, can’t), maybe you should pick up a couple Tacklife T8 800A jump starter. It’s the last-gen model, sure, but it’s 32% off today using the promo code 6R7Y5WYL. With an 18,000mAh battery inside, it not only jump-starts cars, SUVs, trucks, and vans—it can also take your phone from 0 to 100 in no time at all, thanks to its 5V/9V Quick Charge port. Never again will you be stuck thumbing it on the side of the road with a dead battery and a stagnant vehicle ... well, as long as you remember to juice up the jump starter.
Meet the Echo Dot with Clock. It’s just like an Echo Dot, but it has a clock. Problem is, it was more expensive than a regular Dot, and now it’s not. With $20 off, you’ll save a lot. Add one to your home and meet the immensely helpful Alexa bot.
Sadly for you lot, I’ll be here all day.
This article was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 6/16/2020 and updated by Ignacia Fulcher with new information on 8/19/2020.
With most kids still home from school and many unable to kill hours at the park making fragile sandcastles with local friends, Alexa could be the ultimate alternative. If you’re not weirded out by your little ones talking to an AI robotic voice—which you shouldn’t if they’ve already resorted to their imaginary buddies—the Amazon Echo Dot Kids Edition could be the perfect substitute. And now, Amazon is bundling it with the Echo Glow, a simple smart lamp that can provide fun nights for. The combo comes through for $50, a 50% discount from their combined MSRPs.
The Echo Dot Kids Edition is just like any other Echo Dot, giving you hands-free access to countless Alexa skills. The difference here is that it has a funky fun color scheme, the skills are all child-friendly, and there’s enough parental control to give you peace of mind.
Kids can ask Alexa to read them a bedtime story or play music, and with a year of FreeTime Unlimited included with every purchase, they’ll never run out of things to check out.
And with the Amazon Echo Glow, you can set up custom lighting routines to have the multi-colored RGB lamp add fun and order to your kids’ routine. You can use it as a countdown timer, a bedtime or “get your ass up and dressed for school” signaler, and even have Alexa start up a light show for some mid-day dance breaks. And no one says you have to be a kid to use it. (Don’t worry, we don’t judge.)
This deal was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 4/7/2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/20202.
If you’re lucky enough to have your own outdoor cantina now is the time to throw the ultimate geek party even if it’s just you and your fam. These three adorable Star Wars inflatable beach balls are just $12, which is crazy because one usually runs for $6.
You’ll get the two cutest droids in the universe R2-D2 and BB-8. Tossing BB-8 around in the pool will be an easy recreation of most of his scenes from The Force Awakens. You can pose or just lounge poolside in your Princess Leia bikini with good ol’ R2. And bat the Death Star all afternoon before defeating the Empire and deflating it. Each blows up it fourteen inches around and they can even be used as decoration for your favorite Rebel’s room.
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Hoover has been making quality products since 1908. With technology improving all-around so has their line-up of vacuums. This LiNX Signature vacuum is one of their best as it integrates actual WindTunnel tech on top of being so sleek. Best Buy has this little cleaner with a whole lot of power for $50 off.
Two things stood out to me in reading reviews. One, how lightweight (just under ten pounds) it really is. Several senior purchases noted how easy it was for them to navigate and move throughout their homes. Second, how much pet hair it actually picks up. Tons of shaggy-haired dog owners pointed out this is a great vac for shedding pooches. The wide mouth handles dust and dirt on not just floors but rugs and even upholstery. The bagless tech makes this a lot easier to operate and one charge will get you up to three hours of quality cleaning.
This item ships for free from Best Buy.
Quick, go to SideDeal and take a look at these flexible LED flashlights. I’m only urging you to do so right away to catch a glimpse of the GIF that shows all the weird angles you can bend it into, making it look like one of those cobras responding to a snake charmer. Now that you can’t get the image out of your head, go ahead and buy two for $14.
I’m personally finding a lot of potential for fun with these, but with three illumination modes and a backside magnet, they also seem super useful, so grab some if your imagination agrees.
Sometimes, those police reports don’t tell the real story. When it comes time to fight your road tickets and arrests, you’ll wish you had a dash cam. There’s no reason not to add one to your car, especially with the nimble Dash Cam Mini by Aukey, featuring 1080p recording that will automatically save clips of auto accidents.
It’s small enough to fit behind your rear view mirror, or anywhere else in your car, though with a 170-degree wide-angle CMOS sensor, you should cover enough ground with even just one of these cheap things. Did I mention it’s only $26? But only if you use coupon code NZUQ8YCP.
This deal was originally published in July 2020 and updated with new information on 8/19/2020.
Friends of the pod will know how often I complain about living in a studio apartment with my partner and two pets amid this awful, awful pandemic. Recently, however, we started remodeling the place to open it up and bring it more sunlight. In the process of redecorating, we’re also introducing floating shelves and framed art to our walls, and I have to say: After living here for about a year and a half, it’s finally starting to feel like home.
Now that you’re hopefully spending more time there, cozy up and complete your dream house or apartment with gorgeous, scenic expressions from local creators or iconic artists with almost 40% off a 10-piece set of frames on Amazon. This deal won’t last long, so scoop it up while you still can.
Smart locks are mighty convenient. Not only will you rid yourselves of incessant key-fumbling, you’ll also be able to set up guest profiles and give everyone their own unique codes. The Eufy Smart Lock touch is one of the most interesting takes o this concept, but before we talk about why, know that you can get one 24% off with a $30 Amazon coupon and exclusive promo code EUFYSL0817. Your total, then, is $190.
So, this thing uses your fingerprint for entry alongside the traditional numerical code. Unlike many other smart locks, however, the Eufy Smart Lock Touch keeps all its information on local storage. In fact, there’s absolutely no Wi-Fi connectivity or remote control whatsoever. There is Bluetooth, however. That’s why it’s the perfect product for security paranoids. It’s also sleek, easy to install, and will withstand the daily elements with an IP65 rating.
Yesterday was National Couples’ Day but that doesn’t mean you still can’t celebrate. People often think vibrators are for solo aviators but I’ve always thought it’s sometimes more fun to have a romp with a friend. MysteryVibes app-controlled vibrators add another layer of fun to sexy playdates. The Crescendo Bendable Vibrator ($120) is definitely an entertaining accessory to add to the mix and you can save 20% with the code RELAX20.
With six powerful motors, that you or your partner can control through the MysteryVibe app, customers are saying this rivals the rabbit. And honestly, it’s not hard :phrasing: to see why. The Crescendo is built for you, no literally. It’s made to mold to what you need. Its flexibility ensures it hits all the right spots and helps you discover new O zones. It’s made from safe silicone, is waterproof, and you can get it in teal or purple. It takes forty-five minutes to charge and then you’re off to the races. Just remember to clean up when you’re done.
Free shipping on orders over $40.
20% off Crescendo Bendable Vibrator The world’s first vibrator designed to mimic your fingers.
This programmable vibrator lets your partner live control the intensity. Buy for $183 at MysteryVibe
If you need some hand sanitizer, Amazon’s Solimo brand is selling massive bottles of this magical elixir of the 62% ethyl variety for just $12. Perfect for refilling smaller bottles, you’ll have it within a week’s time.
Your spouse probably isn’t a professional masseuse, but save for dropping a wad of cash at the spa, what can you do to soothe your screaming muscles? Everyone swears by shiatsu massagers, and for good reason. They feature powerful heated kneading nodes that can squeeze all the discomfort right out of your body. Amazon has one of the most popular models on sale for a mere $35, today only.
Featuring eight total kneading nodes—four big, four small—InvoSpa employs what I call the “wet towel” design, which is flexible enough to massage any part of your body from the neck down. There are three total intensities to choose from, two different massage directions, and it even comes with a carrying case for easy transport on-the-go.
While we’re not exactly having the most normal of ones this summer, those of you with access to private pools or isolated beaches are no doubt in need of new, fashionable swimwear. Believe me, I’ve been rocking the 80s-style Kmart trunks for years now, and these heavily discounted swim shorts at Huckberry appear to be just the antidote for my first-world woes.
Personally, I’m keen on this cactus-adorned swimsuit from Boardies. Another, more classic and subdued option are the Rhythm Vintage Palm trunks, which bear a muted vintage grey color scheme, perfect for blending in at the beach. If you’re partial to bolder, pastel designs, however, you’re in luck as the bright green Boardies Overlay shorts are like a tropical-theme episode of ZOOM on PBS from the 90s. And Howler Brothers’ Stretch Bruja boardshorts are like a watercolor tattoo for your legs that never fades.
If you’re often out in the elements, you’ll want a backpack that won’t let the living waters rush through to destroy all your precious technology, clothes, and other items, all of which can fit into this big 24L bag offered up by MorningSave for $39. It has roomy front and rear compartments, with enough space to fit a laptop, tablet, water bottles, batteries and smartphones, books and sanitizers, and more.
I’m so proud of you for still wearing a mask, it’s super cool of you. But do you need an upgrade or maybe something a little more heavy-duty? Or maybe you just want to put your mind at ease with something a smidge more protective? Grab five of the KN95 masks from MorningSave right now for just $15.
These are industry-standard which means they are supposed to filter 95 percent of particles. That is just about as good as you can get. So the mask obviously doesn’t completely eliminate the risk of catching or spreading something but if you wear it correctly it still drastically reduces the likelihood. These are also great if you’ve got severe allergies or asthma and protect against pollen, dander, and whatnot. The KN-95 isn’t made for clinical environments not that you’re performing surgery with these but they will definitely protect you and others against what is currently out there. Not all heroes wear capes, but they do wear masks. So thank you.
If you’ve read a few of our pieces on MorningSave before and you like what you’ve seen they offer a $5 monthly fee to get free shipping on all of your orders no matter how many. Otherwise, it’s a flat rate of $8.
If you’re bored at home without a bae, or want to spice up your sex life with bae, I have a sexy deal for you. The G-Spot Hero vibrator. Only $30 at Ella Paradis, and 10 speeds, it’ll take vagina-holders to higher heights over and over again. You’ll even get a cute little satin bag to store it after you’re finished. What are you waiting for? Great orgasms are only a click away.
Two times a year the Disney Store puts their fan favorites on sale for up to 40% off. It’s a curated selection of tees, accessories, costumes, home goods, and more. The whole family is covered. There are styles for men, women, kids, and even pets. All prices are as marked and the deal is expected to run until August 23.
Speaking of pets, there are a few chew toys to treat your furry best friend to. This Mickey Ice Cream Bar ($13) is one summer goodie Fido actually can enjoy. One thing Disney does very well is collectibles and mugs are certainly at the top of that list. The Tinkerbell Animation Mug ($10) is adorable and will fit right in with other classic faves in your coffee cup cluster. And you’ll never go wrong with adding a new fleece throw blanket to your living room or bedroom and this Mickey one ($16) is cozy and cute, plus you can customize it.
Free shipping on orders over $75.
“Liz I swear to God if you tell me it’s hot one more time I’ll murder you.” Fine, but you still pick up some super comfy shorts from JACHS NY. It’s their Summer Blowout sale, and their shorts are only $19 if you use ST19 at checkout. No reason to miss out on this one!
This sale includes their popular chino shorts, as well as some board shorts. Whatever style you prefer, grab some pairs before they sell out—because some already are!
Otakus will have you know that Akira is to manga what the Mona Lisa is to art, and you can catch up for $50 off at Amazon. The $150 total nets you six hardcover books, an Akira Club hardcover artbook with glossy pages, and an iron-on version of Kaneda’s iconic pill patch. Too bad there aren’t many Comic-Cons going on.
This deal was originally published on 8/6/2020 and updated with new information on 8/12/2020.
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Oh yeah, give me all that sweet device convergence loving, baby. At MorningSave, there’s a three-pronged dream team combining a light, clock, and wireless charger in one convenient, sleek, and sexy little thingamajig for just $39. There’s a calendar and temperature readout, too.
While I’m partial to mechanical keyboards for gaming, a cheap membrane keyboard with this many features is still worth a quick crook and turn of the neck. Just $22 at SideDeal, this Accusor board features three-color RGB (red, blue, violet), six programmable macro buttons, nine multimedia functions, plus all the other boring keys you’ve come to know and love (and abuse, if you’re as heavy-handed as I am).
There’s even more, like three onboard profiles with a selector to allow on-the-fly switching, plus automatic game-specific profile loading if all of the above wasn’t enough convenience for you.
There’s no worse time to lose all your movies and tunes than when there’s not much else to do. There are lots of ways to remedy this, but having an external drive with plenty of space can give you some peace of mind by giving you a place to back everything up, and help you bring all your info with you everywhere without weighing down your bag. SanDisk’s 1TB Portable USB-C drive is down to $160 today at Best Buy.
This deal was originally published on 5/12/2020 and updated with new information on 8/17/2020.
Many of you threatened to cancel me when I disqualified the Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700 from our most recent headphones co-op since MSRP still sits around $350, noting that sales often bring this wireless audio sublimity in reach. This one that takes the Arctic White model down to $299. Please don’t cancel me. Kthxbai.
This deal was originally published in June 2020 and updated with new information on 8/12/2020.
In Hello Neighbor, you take it upon your inquisitive adolescent curiosity to sneak into the house next door and figure out what’s hiding in his closely guarded basement, but the man of the house is home and you better not let him catch you. It’s a horror game that adapts to your tactics, the AI learning your behavior and changing its response up each time you go for the same tired tricks. The follow-up, Hello Neighbor: Hide and Seek, is even better, and since it’s a prequel, you can dive right in without having to play the original. Amazon has it for just $12 on Xbox One and PlayStation 4.
Washing your hands are important! All the time, but especially now! Why not up your hand-washing game with a touchless soap dispenser in your home? It’s more sanitary, and you can decide how much soap it dispenses, making sure people don’t use too much (or too little) when they wash up. You can get this handy doodad for just $23 if you use code 9R8MJ8LD at checkout. It’s a win-win!
It’s not really safe to go swimming in a public setting right now, what with a massive pandemic going on and places like beaches being a breeding ground for viruses at the best of times. Instead of risking COVID to cool down, why not grab an inflatable above ground pool the family can safely enjoy? At DailySteals, you can get an extra large inflatable pool for just $91 when you use the code KJPOOL at checkout. Not too shabby! If you’re missing the experience of sitting in some water this summer, this can be your solution.
For a short time, you can get a whopping 20% discount on the Satisfyer Pro 2. It’s an oral sex simulator that will suck the shit out of your clitoris and has so many modes of pleasure. One of our writers, Jolie Kerr, says it best:
Satisfyer Pro 2 delivers a very specific experience; basically, it’s designed to stimulate the clit and nothing else, although you can certainly explore other areas with it. It is not, however, an insertable toy and should only be used externally.While it’s not an especially versatile toy, and doesn’t strike me as a great candidate for couples play, it is very, very good at what it does. Basically, if oral sex is the way you like to get off, Satisfyer Pro 2 will make you very, very happy.
The Satisfyer is only $52 with the promo code WELL so make sure you grab this and get off before it’s gone!
Sunday Scaries has earned high marks from outlets like Buzzfeed, PopSugar, and yes, The Inventory, for their accessible and HIGHLY relaxing, often vitamin-infused CBD products including the Gummies for Chillin’ and oil tincture (also for chillin’), both of which I’ve tried and happily endorse. But don’t take my word for it—for a limited time only, you too can feel the effects of “the remedy that makes life not so scary” and share ‘em with your partner(s), thanks to this exclusive discount for Kinja Deals readers.
$34, using the promo code SPSECRET50 automatically applied at checkout, nets you a 500mg tincture and 20 gummies delivered to your doorstep every month. While the discount only applies to your first purchase, I’m fairly confident you won’t be disappointed. The oil tincture in particular is, in my opinion, best paired with Sweet Honeydew tea from Stash and a dollop of unsalted butter to help it dissolve. Relieve the contention in your three-way relationship with a healthy dose of ingestible CBD while supplies last.
Cariuma is a company definitely making waves in the sustainability space. They’re dedicated to fighting against wasteful practices that are rampant in the fashion industry. David and Fernando, the founders, wanted to bring all that to the sneaker game and to create thoughtfully made shoes with cool comfort. Good-looking kicks consciously created with classic styles.
The company partnered with color giants Pantone to release a fall color line and it’s got cool classic written all over it. They all run under $100. The low tops come in five colors and I’m digging these Blueprint ones since the Pantone color of 2020 is Classic Blue. There are grey and black options available in the high-top version ($98) and definitely give off 90s vibes. These are sharp shoes and you’ll turn heads for sure and take a step towards more eco-conscious shopping.
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Apparently left-handed people have better sex. As a right-handed person, I want to vehemently disagree, but science doesn’t lie. I guess we have one more thing to thank lefties for—this Kinja-Exclusive Lefties Vibrator bundle at Ella Paradis. Usually $102, it’s now $39, no code needed. The bundle includes a Better Love G-Spot vibrator, a satin toy bag, and a bottle of lube to keep things ... slippery. I’d grab this bundle and get off with your favorite lefty right now.