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Tuesday's Best Deals: Kitchen Aid Mixer, West Bend Espresso Maker, Hunter Boots, Playstation Plus, Ring Spotlight, It Cosmetics Sale, and More

A RoboVac , an It Cosmetics sale , a Kitchen Aid blender , a subscription to NordVPN , a retro mini-fridge , an Everlane sale , and Hunter boots round out Tuesday ’ s best deals .
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Save $ 50 right now on Sennheiser ’ s HD 450BT Bluetooth wireless headphones .
They offer active noise cancellation and a closed back design , complete with easy folding for portability .
Sennheiser pegs the battery life at 30 hours , keeping you immersed in sound while traveling @ @ @ @ @ @ @ speedy recharging via USB-C. Print your smartphone snaps with ease with the HP Sprocket photo printer .
Simply download the HP Sprocket app and then you can connect to this compact printer via Bluetooth to print sticky-backed photos that you can put anywhere .
It ’ s $ 40 off the list price right now .
The Garmin Forerunner 645 Music launched to a crowd of runners and fitness buffs with the best built-in GPS and workout tracking you ’ ll find .
The watch debuted at $ 450 and the price has @ @ @ @ @ @ @ it ’ s been out , but Amazon has it down to $ 230 , and you ’ ll be hard-pressed to find it any cheaper .
Beyond Garmin ’ s navigational expertise and advanced workout functions , the Forerunner 645 equips you with a host of smartphone functions that not all their other running watches sport , such as smartphone notifications and music controls .
This price will only persist through the end of the day , so order one as soon as you can .
If during quarantine you ’ ve @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on social media fresh you ’ re not alone .
Using the same places or angles where you have space or good light has made things a bit dull .
SideDeal is giving you the chance to boost your selfie game with this ten-piece set for just $ 19 .
If you ’ re a bit of a solo photo taker this is a great set .
I personally have bought a few of these individually and I wished I had seen something like this first .
I can absolutely say the remote @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
The tripod is also essential if you do a bit of OOTD ( that ’ s outfit of the day ) shooting .
But get creative and play around with the three lenses too .
You ’ re getting a wide-angle , fisheye , and macro zoom lens in this pack so plenty to shoot in pursuit of the perfect picture .
If you ’ ve read a few of our pieces on SideDeal before and you like what you ’ ve seen they offer a $ 5 monthly fee to get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ no matter how many .
Otherwise , it ’ s a flat rate of $ 8 .
We ’ re all trying to find new ways to occupy our time that aren ’ t heartbreaking or mind-numbing .
For some people , that might be crocheting , for others it ’ s picking up doodling or just catching up on that stack of books they ’ ve been meaning to check out .
For others , it means trying new things outdoors .
If you ’ re looking to venture into fitness tracking @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tracker than something like an Apple Watch , you can get Garmin ’ s Instinct GPS watch for $ 250 at REI , saving you $ 50 .
A tracker like this might seem like a gimmicky runner ’ s gadget , but it can do way more than just track your steps .
You can set starting points , and the Instinct will navigate you back there once you ’ ve finished your hike or jog .
It ’ ll also monitor your heart rate , activity , and stress levels , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how much progress you ’ ve made .
Whether you want a private jam session or something to fill a room , you can stock up on JBL ’ s wireless audio products for cheap .
You have portable speakers to fill moderate-sized rooms , like the $ 120 JBL Charge 4 , plus the much more aggressive PartyBox 200 and 300—a pair of portable amp-sized speakers with dazzling light shows built-in—at $ 350 and $ 400 , respectively .
For personal listening , you can also pick up a pair of JBL @ @ @ @ @ @ @ featuring head-shaking 50mm drivers , 30-hour battery life , and ambient aware mode .
NordVPN is one of the most widely-acclaimed VPN services out there and has been downloaded en masse by our readers during past deals .
The service lets you connect up to six simultaneous devices and access 5,871 servers worldwide , with no logs kept of your actions .
Right now , the best deal is to spring for three years of service and save 70 % off of the regular monthly price .
You ’ ll have to spend @ @ @ @ @ @ @ at least then you won ’ t have to think about it again until 2023 !
This story was originally published by Gabe Carey on 4/17/2020 and updated by Andrew Hayward with new information on 5/7/2020 .
Sure , sometimes it seems like you ’ ve reached the end of Netflix ’ s good content , but there ’ s still plenty of great movies and TV shows to watch while we ’ re stuck indoors .
Now ’ s a good time to get started on FX ’ s Mrs. America , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Schwartz a try if you need a good laugh .
Right now , you can get a Roku Ultra HDR 4K for $ 80 at B & H Photo , saving you $ 20 , which you could always use to rent Uncut Gems and watch it with the family this weekend .
If you ’ re looking for a handy pair of workout headphones to get you in the zone , I dare you to consider Monster iSport Bluetooth headphones .
It ’ s a cheap , cheap $ 10 , down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 70 .
Just remember that these are certified refurbished , but if you ’ re going for a run or lifting some weights , you can really make the most of these .
It has five hours of playtime , a secure clip to keep the buds from falling out , and is sweatproof for added comfort .
Grab a pair before they ’ re gone !
Have you seen The Witcher on Netflix ?
Now you can experience that fantasy world on Switch with The Witcher 3 : Wild Hunt .
Recently @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bonus content bundled in , The Witcher 3 is one of the most critically-acclaimed role-playing adventures of all time .
It ’ s an enormous , open-world epic that you can surely sink months into , if you please .
It ’ s $ 15 off right now .
Ready to cut your teeth on another JRPG after reaching the credits in Final Fantasy VII Remake ?
Try three .
Collection of Mana—which includes an English-translated Trials of Mana ( Seiken Densetsu 3 in Japan ) , Final Fantasy Adventure , and Secret @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Amazon , 38 % below the list price .
Like a traditional Final Fantasy game infused with The Legend of Zelda , the Mana games are top down and feature a real-time action combat system .
You ’ ll complete puzzles , crawl through dungeons , learn spells , and acquaint yourself with townspeople who you can also murder .
Then , if you ’ re so inclined , Trials of Mana was remade for Switch as well , complete with gorgeous 3D graphics and an upright third-person point of view .
Depending @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will differ , so choose wisely and enjoy more than 70 hours of purely fantastical bliss set to an ear worm OST you won ’ t be able to forget .
Back when I worked at [ redacted ] , I was tasked with reviewing a previous version of the keyboard pictured here , the $ 160 , metal-plated and mechanical Roccat Vulcan 120 AIMO , designed to showcase the company ’ s impressive “ Titan ” switches and naturally concave keycaps .
Fast forward two years and its successor , the Roccat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $ 120 on Amazon and well worth the price if you ask me .
The main difference between this and the model I reviewed appears to be the availability of Titan Red switches , as opposed to the Browns that were customary before .
Both versions are included in this discount , so pick up the Reds if you prefer a linear keystroke or grab the Browns if you ’ re looking for tactility .
Either way , there ’ s something here for you , and once we ’ re back to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ continued silence .
Nearing the end of your PlayStation Plus subscription ?
It would normally cost you $ 60 , but thanks to CDKeys , you can add a whole year to your account for just $ 32 .
PlayStation Plus is required for online play and cloud saves , but there are other premium benefits like free games , exclusive discounts , and Share Play .
It doesn ’ t look like these shut-ins will go away quickly and quietly , so if you ’ re planning on filling your newfound time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is an absolute necessity .
This story was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 4/08/2020 and updated by Gabe Carey with new information on 5/19/2020 .
Feeling nostalgic ?
You can feed that 16-bit void in your heart with a Sega Genesis Mini , a reincarnation of the classic console that helped save the gaming industry .
For $ 50—not the lowest we ’ ve ever seen , but close—it comes with 42 games , including crowd favorites like Sonic , Mega Man , Ecco the Dolphin , Earthworm Jim , Virtua Fighter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Toe Jam & Earl , Altered Beast , Gunstar Heroes ... need I go on ?
If you ’ re an Animal Crossing fan , you ’ ve probably been looking forward to the Animal Crossing : New Horizons Official Companion Guide .
This book from Future Press is practically an encyclopedia for the game , but it was delayed for a while ( no doubt because of COVID ) , and then eventually sold out .
However , you can now order the $ 30 guide again !
It ’ s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but if you ’ re more patient than the Amazon users that review bombed the page , you can order now and get a copy as soon as it ’ s back in stock .
The Nintendo Switch is finally getting its first Paper Mario RPG July 17 .
Dubbed Paper Mario : The Origami King , you ’ ll play as Mario and his new pal Olivia in a classic search-and-rescue story for none other than—you guessed it—Princess Peach .
Seriously , can someone get her some self defense lessons already ?
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ for $ 60 at Amazon , and you ’ ll be in line to receive it the day the game launches .
Don ’ t forget that if the price drops between now and release date , Amazon will automatically adjust your total for the discount .
Plus , Amazon doesn ’ t charge until it ships , so you have enough time to rush through a couple more of your current games before you ’ ll need to trade them , especially since you won ’ t be able to put this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ people up ?
Beat down some enemies and practice proper social distancing standards with Soulcalibur VI !
The fighting game is on sale on the PS4 for just $ 20 on Amazon , and better yet , the PS4 Season Pass if $ 15 ( usually $ 25 ) !
So , you can get the complete Soulcalibur experience for $ 35 , and that ’ s a pretty nice price .
One of the premier “ fighting people with weapons ” series , Soulcalibur VI is a blast to play , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ its extensive character creator .
People have ... uh , made some pretty interesting things in it : If character creation isn ’ t your thing , though , this fighting game has two meaty story modes to work through—one of them long enough to more than justify the purchase price .
And , of course , you can go online afterwards and probably get trashed by the competition !
What ?
That ’ s just me ?
Well ... it ’ s still fun .
If you ’ re buying LEGO for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of the LEGO Classic boxes .
This Large set gives you a sizable pile of 790 pieces to start with .
Without step-by-step directions , this set is ideal for getting kids familiar with the tiny blocks and unlocking a bit of creativity in the process .
Of course , there are larger Duplo blocks for the really young ’ uns , but LEGO suggests this is ideal for ages 4+ .
It ’ s $ 16 off right now .
This is a fact—those of us who are privileged to work from @ @ @ @ @ @ @ foreseeable future .
Even once we start going back into the office , chances are you ’ ll only be going in a couple of days a week .
That ’ s why , if you ’ re anything like me , you ’ ve been desperately looking for better WFH equipment without breaking the bank .
Enter Branch Furniture , the fast-growing startup offering premium office furniture for less .
Their staple bestseller , the Branch Ergonomic Chair , equips you with comfort and quality while remaining on budget .
You can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ off at just $ 279 , with free ( and fast ) shipping included !
Their even more budget-friendly option , the Branch Task Chair , is down to $ 199 from $ 269 with free shipping .
And , if you make a purchase and refer a friend , you ’ ll get a FREE stationery set from Baronfig , courtesy of Branch , which includes a sleek hardcover notebook and pen .
If those options don ’ t do it for you , you can also choose from an office desk @ @ @ @ @ @ @ standing desk for $ 815 , a small filing cabinet for $ 155 , and a modern Guest Chair for $ 395 .
Grab these before they ’ re gone !
So the weather is getting warmer , and everyone is getting antsier for things to do .
Well , instead of being reckless , how about you start checking off that long list of home improvement tasks you ’ ve been planning on doing ?
For $ 75 , you can get your hands on a 68-piece drill and home tool kit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have a 20V lithium drill as well as bits , battery , and whatever else you need , as well as pliers , a hammer , and so much more .
What are you waiting for ?
Those picture frames need hanging !
Grab this deal before it ’ s gone !
When the lights go out , who ’ s there to save you ?
Jackery , apparently .
With its Explorer 160 backup station down 15 % on Amazon , you can worry about power outages no longer and get back @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Since many of us are working from home now , power outages can take a significant toll on our livelihoods .
Worse yet , they can keep us from the distractions that make leisure time bearable in a time devoid of physical escapes .
On that note , while the $ 93 Jackery portable power station may not be the difference between life and death , it will spare you preventable agony , which is just as important when you think about it .
This 46,400mAh rig fuels phones , tablets , laptops @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with ease .
Plus you can pair it with the portable and foldable SolarSaga 60W panel for the ultimate eco-friendly supercharge .
Snap ‘ em up together for $ 273 .
There ’ s no excuse now .
It ’ s time to try that delicious white chocolate chip brownie recipe you ’ ve been putting off because you loathe the prep work .
A KitchenAid stand mixer makes it cooking much easier .
At MorningSave , you can grab a 5qt model from its Artisan series for just $ 250 in your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ or Contour Silver .
Most major retailers are still pushing it for $ 380 .
Here are all the accessories that ship with it : • Pour shield to safely pour all that mixed goodness into another receptacle • Flex edge beater to scrape those stubborn ingredients that stay stuck to the bowl back into the batch at large Whether it ’ s a big birthday cake or some creamy mashed potatoes , you ’ ll be glad to have one by the time you finish your next culinary masterpiece .
You ’ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ with everything going on .
But maybe you wan na pack some of your favorite sour ( sorry , IPA fans ) for a nice walk to your favorite picnic spot .
The right growler will let you store a good amount of your favorite beer , and keep it cool until you reach your destination .
There ’ s plenty of growlers to choose from , but right now you can get this one from Hydro Flask at REI for just $ 46 .
It only comes in grey , so you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the colors Hydro Flask is known for , but you can always bounce over to Etsy and grab a couple stickers to make it your own .
With Memorial Day fast on the way , it can ’ t hurt to revamp your patio .
Summer cookouts and lounging in sunlight are some of the best things about the hotter months .
I ’ m very lucky to have a backyard and even if it ’ s just me and my dog I want comfortable while catching a few rays .
For the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ up to 65 % off their patio furniture .
A good umbrella is crucial .
We like the sun but we don ’ t like sunburns .
This one even has LED bulbs to light up a cool night .
Enjoying a cold beverage and relaxing in an Adirondack chair is the height of summertime luxury .
A cute bar cart to roll said beverages out on adds a touch of class .
And of course , a hammock chair is the only way to tackle your “ to read ” pile .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ sale so there ’ s plenty to choose from to spruce your space .
Free shipping on orders over $ 35 .
This sale ends May 24 .
Today , you can get yourself two Ring Spotlight cameras for $ 338 ( $ 110 off ) , with a free Amazon Echo Dot thrown in for good measure .
If you don ’ t have so much home to cover , you can get similar savings on a single-unit combo for $ 170 ( $ 80 off ) .
Being that they ’ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ are pretty easy to install , and with the Echo Dot , you can talk to your visitors and bark at trespassers by calling on Alexa .
Just because you ’ re not at work doesn ’ t mean your “ colleagues ” —AKA , your family—won ’ t eat that leftover meatloaf you were saving for lunch .
In fact , a study that was completely made up on the spot by yours truly , but backed up by years of personal experience , suggests family is ten times more likely to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ where you work , and put all your edible valuables where only you can reach them .
Daewoo is letting you do it with this Retro Red 4.4 cubic feet mini fridge , which is $ 301 following a 25 % discount .
Daewoo has other colors of this roomy unit on sale for a slightly-less-exciting $ 315 , including White , City Blue , and Cream Beige .
There ’ s also Mint for $ 340 , 15 % off .
This story was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 5/13/2020 and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on 5/19/2020 .
If your dependent on coffee to rev the morning engine you ’ re not alone .
I ’ m pretty tied to my coffee maker as I start my day quite early but even enjoy a good cuppa at night .
SideDeal is giving you 39 % off West Blend ’ s espresso and coffee maker .
That ’ s a $ 41 discount !
This machine uses ground coffee which is so convenient and makes the process of hot java a lot smoother .
Cappuccinos , lattes , espresso @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
It ’ s easy to operate and so you ’ ll pick up how to control the water and steam pressure like the best baristas at your local coffee shop .
It ’ s a sleek and small size so it won ’ t take up much space if your kitchen has limited real estate as well .
If you ’ ve read a few of our pieces on SideDeal before and you like what you ’ ve seen they offer a $ 4.99 monthly fee to get free shipping on all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
Otherwise , it ’ s a flat rate of $ 7.99 .
You ’ ve already cleaned your home three times over with all the free time you ’ ve gained , I ’ m sure , and if you ’ re anything like Jolie , you ’ ve also been rage cleaning , just because .
At this point , any further efforts to clean can only be seen as a desperate , cryptic cry for some sort of help .
After you ’ ve resolved your internal conflict and made @ @ @ @ @ @ @ someone else do the job .
It could be your kids , but not all of us have them , and barring expensive nanny care , a eufy RoboVac just might be the next best thing .
The BoostIQ RoboVac 11S is just $ 150 , but only when using promo code WSROBOVAC at Eufy ’ s website .
This handsome , hand-carved teak bookshelf could be a perfect accent to any room , whether it ’ s by a couch , a bed , or standing on its own .
According to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ even more beautiful with use , love , and time.
” Ready to put that claim to the test ?
Just give it a few years .
It ’ s discounted from the original $ 898 price point .
I have four little dogs , and while I do walk them and love them a bunch , they make a hell of a mess—especially on my area rugs .
Recently , one of my pups , Benjamin Alexander Cuddles , named by a younger cousin , had a bit of stomach flu and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What did I do ?
Pulled out my full-sized Bissell to take care of it .
Which leads me to this baby .
For a decent $ 70 , you can also clean up your doggie ’ s messes easily with the Bissell ’ s spray , scrub , and suction modes .
Since it ’ s cordless , it ’ ll take less time to get your carpet back to working order .
Grab one before it ’ s gone !
Parenthood is sweet , but not knowing what your newborn is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ) while you ’ re in another part of the house is anxiety-inducing .
With the Eufy SpaceView baby monitor for $ 110 , which is 30 % off its original list price of $ 160 , you can keep an eye on your baby without marching up and down the stairs or hallway every time you think you hear a peep .
You get automatic alerts if your baby is crying , so you ’ ll really , REALLY know if something is wrong .
It also has a 1000ft range so @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in your home !
Grab it before it is gone .
We ’ re a week away from Memorial Day , which many Americans regard as the official day of summer and the annual grand barbecue season kickoff .
To prepare , get yourself some staple items at ThermoWorks where you can take 20 % off any one item , including pro-grade thermometers and ThermaPens , alarms and timers , and more .
Unfortunately , this sale doesn ’ t apply to the WAND forehead thermometer , which you should probably buy anyway @ @ @ @ @ @ @ your cookout for the ‘ rona .
Today at Meh , you can buy a queen-sized Restorology air mattress for $ 39 , complete with a built-in pump .
That feature is important , because what they don ’ t tell you when buying an air mattress is that they ’ ll give you a nice , firm sleep at the beginning of the night only to deflate into a glorified sleeping bag by sunrise .
Despite all the foretelling by The Jetsons that technological progression would culminate with flying cars and teleportation @ @ @ @ @ @ @ fryer that has the world going nuts .
If you haven ’ t already jumped aboard the for the revolution , you can do so now for $ 59 at SideDeal , where you can get a Magic Chef 5.6qt air fryer with enough room to feed the whole family .
Cast-iron skillets are like , the most versatile things ever .
You can cook something on the stove and throw the skillet in the oven afterwards , and with proper care , the thing will last years .
A cast-iron skillet is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ be a little expensive , they ’ re worth it .
But if you need one , you ’ re in luck today , as Bed Bath & Beyond has some high-quality skillets for just $ 100 .
Since this order ’ s above $ 39 , you ’ ll get free shipping with your skillet , too .
Which is nice , considering everything .
You might want to pick one up fast , though , as the blue colored skillet is already sold out .
Who knows how long the red @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you ’ ve been feeling some FOMO watching all your friends dive deep into cooking in quarantine , or maybe you ’ ve been whipping up some tasty meals yourself and you ’ re ready for some new gear to spice things up .
Cast iron gear will cook things a little differently than , say , a Teflon surface , but they ’ re a great investment that can make a huge difference in things like cooking steaks or a hash on the stove .
Right now at Amazon , you can @ @ @ @ @ @ @ casserole dish , or even a 12-inch chicken fryer .
They might be a bit more niche than say , a skillet , but you can still get a lot of good dishes out of these .
If you ’ re unfamiliar with the world of lawn care , you might think a chainsaw on a pole is an absolutely terrible idea .
Or an awesome zombie apocalypse weapon .
Either or .
But a pole saw can be great for taking care of pesky bowing branches , especially if you live in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rip those branches off the trees and cause serious damage .
If you need a pole saw to protect your home from trees and zombies , you can pick up this Martha Stewart ten-foot pole saw for just $ 49 at Home Depot .
Not bad at all !
Tired of breathing in the filthy quarantine air pervading your home ?
You don ’ t HAVE to keep torturing yourself : the Vava EE008 air purifier , which just came out recently , is down 27 % to $ 110 with by clipping @ @ @ @ @ @ @ our exclusive promo code KINJAAP8 at checkout .
Made to cover rooms up to 323 square feet ( more than half the size of my apartment ) , it ’ ll reduce dust in just 9 minutes , thanks to the bulit-in anions mode .
A smart air quality monitor shows air quality in real time while adjusting fan speed depending on results .
You can also customize the fan speed yourself , with four options to choose from and two modes .
After a while , though , the 4-in-1 HEPA filter @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by a filter change light .
Fortunately , we ’ re a one-stop shop .
Are you trying to be a budding chef ?
Do you have plans to start a YouTube channel , or are you just looking for some quality pots and pans ?
Well , look no further than the Epicurious 11-piece cookware set .
It ’ s made of stainless steel , non-stick , and is dishwasher safe .
The $ 152 set also has cool-touch handles so you won ’ t have to worry about burning your hands @ @ @ @ @ @ @ browned chicken out of the oven .
You ’ ll get one stockpot , two saucepans , one frying pan , one saute pan , and four lids .
Grab this before it ’ s gone !
Is this genius or madness ?
Today only Everlane is giving you the opportunity to choose what you can pay .
Actually this is genius .
Your savings will be anywhere from 20 % - 50 % off .
The sale will continue while supplies last .
What is actually going on at Everlane is this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ selection of overstock and let you dictate the price .
It ’ s not any amount though , it ’ s tiered in three choices and you just pick the one you want .
The most coveted items in this event are the trainers , the boss bag , and the denim jacket .
There are about 150 items in each section for men and women .
They are also donating all the profits they make from their 100 % Human line to Feeding America , so if you can a tee or @ @ @ @ @ @ @ story was originally published by Sheilah Villari on 5/13/2020 and updated by Gabe Carey with new information on 5/19/2020 .
Hunter boots are staples in a lot of closets .
I had a pair from my time in London and I wore them until they actually came apart , like the heal cracks and they fell off of me .
I literally loved them to death .
They were a gift so when it came time for a new pair I did not love the price .
But I remember I did have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an investment piece .
Starting today Hunter has a 40 % discount on select styles for men , women , and kids .
There ’ s a nice variety of their classic rainboot and a few snow boots left over from winter .
Tees , sweatshirts , and bags are also in this sale .
I ’ m eyeing these tall boots that are $ 30 less in this deal .
The original short boot is 50 % off as well .
If you want to be prepared for summer thunderstorms this is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ next seven days , take 60 % off any purchase at JACHSNY when using promo code MD60 .
There are no limits , and you ’ re free to return anything that doesn ’ t fit quite right .
You ’ ll primarily find men ’ s clothing here , but JACHSNY has also soft launched PAINTER , a women ’ s line featuring the most stylish smock tops you ’ ve ever seen .
It Cosmetics is known for creating quality products to aid in anti-aging and having some of the best @ @ @ @ @ @ @ rest of May , they are gifting you the 25 % off to try some of their top-rated products and free mascara .
I ’ ve used their foundation on and off over the years and for the value , it ’ s a great option .
Most of the products in this collection are $ 29 with a discount which is an awesome value for the quality .
I really like the CC+ cream because it has a 50 SPF blended into it .
Their moisturizers are also highly rated and cover @ @ @ @ @ @ @ type .
And when you spend $ 60 you ’ ll receive a free Lash Blowout Mascara .
No codes needed all promos are applied to cart .
Free shipping on all orders until June 30 .
Look , duffel bags are useful .
You can use them for fitness , for travel , for storing stuff in the car .
But get a flimsy duffel bag and it can be more frustrating than useful to mess with .
With Under Armour ’ s Duffle Bag , though , you ’ re assured @ @ @ @ @ @ @ one is only $ 25 .
That should be big enough for most gym-goers ’ workout gear , or an overnight bag for a business trip .
If you have ever been curious about trying Fenty now is the time .
They have never run a sitewide sale before but from now until May 18 you can get 25 % off anything .
This even includes sale items and value sets .
You can snag the best seller pro filt ’ r longwear foundation for almost $ 9 less .
I love my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 35 right now .
This is absolutely the deal you ’ ve been waiting for and if it goes well maybe we will get another one this year .
Free shipping on all orders and the discount comes off once you add the items to your cart .
Luxury shoe designer Stuart Weitzman famously said , “ I design shoes to make women happy.
” And filling his collection with a variety that checks both form or function he has done that .
Now yes , these are a bit on the expensive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ % off comes around you take notice .
From now until June 7 you can take advantage of that sale .
There ’ s plenty of strappy sandals , snazzy sneakers , and flattering flats .
A handful of purses and boots from the winter collection remain if you ’ re feeling like you want to prep for next season .
The classic Gabby flat is a best seller and super versatile .
If you have the urge to splurge the Analeigh sandal would be a great addition to a warmer weather wardrobe @ @ @ @ @ @ @ faces masks .
It ’ s true !
Look at any definition of self-care and it ’ s there .
Ok .
It may not be .
Truth is there is no right or wrong way to treat yourself on self-care day but you can do it in a fun way .
Until tomorrow the SkinStore is giving you 30 % off a selection of face mask products and there are some great companies in this sale .
Just use code MASK30 at checkout .
I am a huge fan of Tony Moly @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this realm .
The Peaches and Roses set have six items for $ 10 less with the code .
Snow Fox is a company right on the heels of them and has been growing in popularity .
Their Arctic Breeze set is a great purchase to grab before summer as it helps cool and calms the skin after a sunburn .
Dr. Hauschka ’ s products have been in rotation for me for years and this firming mask is excellent if you have a few lines you want to have magically disappear for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and there ’ s free shipping on all orders over $ 49 .
Spending an hour or two outdoors isn ’ t just good for your health , it can help give you some peace of mind and an escape from quarantine .
You could just go for a quick run , but if you ’ re really itching to see the great outdoors , consider taking a ( socially distanced ) day trip .
With enough water and a tasty meal , a little trip can lead to a pleasant picnic and @ @ @ @ @ @ @ need a good backpack to safely lug everything around in , though .
Luckily , you can grab REI Co-op ’ s Ruckpack 18 pack , which typically retails for $ 65 , for just $ 39 today .
There ’ s slots for your water bottles , or a hydration pack if you ’ re so inclined , compression straps to keep the bag in place , and even a laptop compartment if you ’ re looking to get some work done away from all the noise .
I heard that Joker @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can ’ t really comment as I haven ’ t seen it myself .
But , who am I to deny Joker fans a good deal on their movies ?
The Blu-Ray for last year ’ s Joker is on Amazon for just $ 15 , and that ’ s pretty darn good .
Blu-Ray movie deals are selling out fast too ( one sold out AS I was writing the post—how rude ! )
, so grab this before it ’ s gone .
Also , definitely don ’ t dance down @ @ @ @ @ @ @ John Wick trilogy this month ?
No ?
Then what are you doing with yourself ?
If you want to enjoy the adventures of the world ’ s most intense animal lover , you can buy all three movies for cheap—under $ 10 a piece on Amazon Video .
John Wick and John Wick : Chapter 2 are $ 7 a piece , while the newest movie , John Wick : Chapter 3 - Parabellum , is $ 8 .
Altogether , that ’ s only $ 22 !
Now , the third @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have that subscription , but HBO is lacking the first two movies for whatever reason .
Additionally , while the first John Wick goes on sale fairly often , the second chapter does not .
Why not save the headache of trying to find the right subscriptions and deals and just grab them all on Amazon now ?
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With being in the house more we are cultivating more mess , that ’ s just a fact .
And if you have multiple people or animals it ’ s probably a smidge more chaotic .
Don ’ t worry you ’ ll be cleaning up more than savings with this Polti mop in no time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this more than 50 % off its original price of $ 170 .
What ’ s cool about this cordless mop is that you don ’ t need any chemicals or detergents so you don ’ t need to worry about extra safety for kids and/or pets .
The steam kills 99.9 % of germs and bacteria wherever you use it .
It ’ s lightweight and easy to move especially if you live in an upstairs/downstairs situation .
And best of all the charging station re-sanitizes the cleaning cloth for you .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ ve read a few of our pieces on SideDeal before and you like what you ’ ve seen they offer a $ 5 monthly fee to get free shipping on all of your orders no matter how many .
Otherwise , it ’ s a flat rate of $ 8 .
If we ’ ve learned one thing from quarantine , it ’ s that our urges don ’ t stop even though a pandemic is currently going on .
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Maybe I ’ m just nostalgic for travel but when I saw this sale I thought about every hotel I visited during my con travel .
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I actually asked housekeeping for more hand lotion each day when I was in Baltimore .
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Their lotion is absolutely something I covet .
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Popping pills to numb the pain shouldn ’ t always be your first and only resort .
Sometimes , a good heat massage is all you need , and with a $ 29 Vivaspa shiatsu massager at MorningSave , there ’ s no reason not to keep this helpmate on standby .
Although it ’ s advertised as being perfect for the neck and lumbar , you could technically use this on any of your aching muscles .
With two heated kneading nodes working out all the kinks , you can afford @ @ @ @ @ @ @ expensive spa days .
If the aforementioned blender alone won ’ t do the trick , then consider the Ninja Mega Kitchen System instead .
As you can see above , this bundle comes with a lot more kitchen gadgets that could come in handy .
Not only do you get more power from this 1500W system , but it also comes with a 64oz food processing bowl for chopping up food and even mixing together dough .
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A RoboVac, an It Cosmetics sale, a Kitchen Aid blender, a subscription to NordVPN, a retro mini-fridge, an Everlane sale, and Hunter boots round out Tuesday’s best deals.
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Save $50 right now on Sennheiser’s HD 450BT Bluetooth wireless headphones. They offer active noise cancellation and a closed back design, complete with easy folding for portability. Sennheiser pegs the battery life at 30 hours, keeping you immersed in sound while traveling or simply lounging around home, with speedy recharging via USB-C.
Print your smartphone snaps with ease with the HP Sprocket photo printer. Simply download the HP Sprocket app and then you can connect to this compact printer via Bluetooth to print sticky-backed photos that you can put anywhere. It’s $40 off the list price right now.
The Garmin Forerunner 645 Music launched to a crowd of runners and fitness buffs with the best built-in GPS and workout tracking you’ll find. The watch debuted at $450 and the price has rarely dipped over the couple of years it’s been out, but Amazon has it down to $230, and you’ll be hard-pressed to find it any cheaper.
Beyond Garmin’s navigational expertise and advanced workout functions, the Forerunner 645 equips you with a host of smartphone functions that not all their other running watches sport, such as smartphone notifications and music controls.
This price will only persist through the end of the day, so order one as soon as you can.
If during quarantine you’ve found it difficult to keep the pictures on social media fresh you’re not alone. Using the same places or angles where you have space or good light has made things a bit dull. SideDeal is giving you the chance to boost your selfie game with this ten-piece set for just $19.
If you’re a bit of a solo photo taker this is a great set. I personally have bought a few of these individually and I wished I had seen something like this first. I can absolutely say the remote for the shutter is worth it alone. The tripod is also essential if you do a bit of OOTD (that’s outfit of the day) shooting. But get creative and play around with the three lenses too. You’re getting a wide-angle, fisheye, and macro zoom lens in this pack so plenty to shoot in pursuit of the perfect picture.
If you’ve read a few of our pieces on SideDeal before and you like what you’ve seen they offer a $5 monthly fee to get free shipping on all of your orders no matter how many. Otherwise, it’s a flat rate of $8.
We’re all trying to find new ways to occupy our time that aren’t heartbreaking or mind-numbing. For some people, that might be crocheting, for others it’s picking up doodling or just catching up on that stack of books they’ve been meaning to check out. For others, it means trying new things outdoors. If you’re looking to venture into fitness tracking, and would rather have a dedicated tracker than something like an Apple Watch, you can get Garmin’s Instinct GPS watch for $250 at REI, saving you $50.
A tracker like this might seem like a gimmicky runner’s gadget, but it can do way more than just track your steps. You can set starting points, and the Instinct will navigate you back there once you’ve finished your hike or jog. It’ll also monitor your heart rate, activity, and stress levels, giving you plenty of metrics to measure how much progress you’ve made.
Whether you want a private jam session or something to fill a room, you can stock up on JBL’s wireless audio products for cheap. You have portable speakers to fill moderate-sized rooms, like the $120 JBL Charge 4, plus the much more aggressive PartyBox 200 and 300—a pair of portable amp-sized speakers with dazzling light shows built-in—at $350 and $400, respectively. For personal listening, you can also pick up a pair of JBL Live 500BT on-ear headphones for $80 featuring head-shaking 50mm drivers, 30-hour battery life, and ambient aware mode.
NordVPN is one of the most widely-acclaimed VPN services out there and has been downloaded en masse by our readers during past deals. The service lets you connect up to six simultaneous devices and access 5,871 servers worldwide, with no logs kept of your actions.
Right now, the best deal is to spring for three years of service and save 70% off of the regular monthly price. You’ll have to spend $126 to do so, but at least then you won’t have to think about it again until 2023!
This story was originally published by Gabe Carey on 4/17/2020 and updated by Andrew Hayward with new information on 5/7/2020.
Sure, sometimes it seems like you’ve reached the end of Netflix’s good content, but there’s still plenty of great movies and TV shows to watch while we’re stuck indoors. Now’s a good time to get started on FX’s Mrs. America, or you could always give MIddleditch and Schwartz a try if you need a good laugh. Right now, you can get a Roku Ultra HDR 4K for $80 at B&H Photo, saving you $20, which you could always use to rent Uncut Gems and watch it with the family this weekend.
If you’re looking for a handy pair of workout headphones to get you in the zone, I dare you to consider Monster iSport Bluetooth headphones. It’s a cheap, cheap $10, down from the original list price of $70. Just remember that these are certified refurbished, but if you’re going for a run or lifting some weights, you can really make the most of these. It has five hours of playtime, a secure clip to keep the buds from falling out, and is sweatproof for added comfort. Grab a pair before they’re gone!
Have you seen The Witcher on Netflix? Now you can experience that fantasy world on Switch with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
Recently ported to Switch with all of the bonus content bundled in, The Witcher 3 is one of the most critically-acclaimed role-playing adventures of all time. It’s an enormous, open-world epic that you can surely sink months into, if you please. It’s $15 off right now.
Ready to cut your teeth on another JRPG after reaching the credits in Final Fantasy VII Remake? Try three. Collection of Mana—which includes an English-translated Trials of Mana (Seiken Densetsu 3 in Japan), Final Fantasy Adventure, and Secret of Mana—is down to $25 on Amazon, 38% below the list price. Like a traditional Final Fantasy game infused with The Legend of Zelda, the Mana games are top down and feature a real-time action combat system.
You’ll complete puzzles, crawl through dungeons, learn spells, and acquaint yourself with townspeople who you can also murder. Then, if you’re so inclined, Trials of Mana was remade for Switch as well, complete with gorgeous 3D graphics and an upright third-person point of view. Depending on your party, certain plot events will differ, so choose wisely and enjoy more than 70 hours of purely fantastical bliss set to an ear worm OST you won’t be able to forget.
Back when I worked at [redacted], I was tasked with reviewing a previous version of the keyboard pictured here, the $160, metal-plated and mechanical Roccat Vulcan 120 AIMO, designed to showcase the company’s impressive “Titan” switches and naturally concave keycaps. Fast forward two years and its successor, the Roccat Vulcan 121 AIMO, is down to $120 on Amazon and well worth the price if you ask me.
The main difference between this and the model I reviewed appears to be the availability of Titan Red switches, as opposed to the Browns that were customary before. Both versions are included in this discount, so pick up the Reds if you prefer a linear keystroke or grab the Browns if you’re looking for tactility. Either way, there’s something here for you, and once we’re back to work, your coworkers will appreciate the continued silence.
Nearing the end of your PlayStation Plus subscription? It would normally cost you $60, but thanks to CDKeys, you can add a whole year to your account for just $32. PlayStation Plus is required for online play and cloud saves, but there are other premium benefits like free games, exclusive discounts, and Share Play. It doesn’t look like these shut-ins will go away quickly and quietly, so if you’re planning on filling your newfound time with a spot of gaming, PS+ is an absolute necessity.
This story was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 4/08/2020 and updated by Gabe Carey with new information on 5/19/2020.
Feeling nostalgic? You can feed that 16-bit void in your heart with a Sega Genesis Mini, a reincarnation of the classic console that helped save the gaming industry. For $50—not the lowest we’ve ever seen, but close—it comes with 42 games, including crowd favorites like Sonic, Mega Man, Ecco the Dolphin, Earthworm Jim, Virtua Fighter, Shinobi III, Street Fighter 2, Toe Jam & Earl, Altered Beast, Gunstar Heroes ... need I go on?
If you’re an Animal Crossing fan, you’ve probably been looking forward to the Animal Crossing: New Horizons Official Companion Guide. This book from Future Press is practically an encyclopedia for the game, but it was delayed for a while (no doubt because of COVID), and then eventually sold out. However, you can now order the $30 guide again! It’s still listed as out of stock, but if you’re more patient than the Amazon users that review bombed the page, you can order now and get a copy as soon as it’s back in stock.
The Nintendo Switch is finally getting its first Paper Mario RPG July 17. Dubbed Paper Mario: The Origami King, you’ll play as Mario and his new pal Olivia in a classic search-and-rescue story for none other than—you guessed it—Princess Peach. Seriously, can someone get her some self defense lessons already?
Pre-order Paper Mario: The Origami King for $60 at Amazon, and you’ll be in line to receive it the day the game launches.
Don’t forget that if the price drops between now and release date, Amazon will automatically adjust your total for the discount. Plus, Amazon doesn’t charge until it ships, so you have enough time to rush through a couple more of your current games before you’ll need to trade them, especially since you won’t be able to put this one down.
Need to beat some people up? Beat down some enemies and practice proper social distancing standards with Soulcalibur VI! The fighting game is on sale on the PS4 for just $20 on Amazon, and better yet, the PS4 Season Pass if $15 (usually $25)! So, you can get the complete Soulcalibur experience for $35, and that’s a pretty nice price.
One of the premier “fighting people with weapons” series, Soulcalibur VI is a blast to play, but it’s probably most well-known for its extensive character creator. People have... uh, made some pretty interesting things in it:
If character creation isn’t your thing, though, this fighting game has two meaty story modes to work through—one of them long enough to more than justify the purchase price. And, of course, you can go online afterwards and probably get trashed by the competition! What? That’s just me? Well... it’s still fun.
If you’re buying LEGO for a young kid, start with one of the LEGO Classic boxes. This Large set gives you a sizable pile of 790 pieces to start with.
Without step-by-step directions, this set is ideal for getting kids familiar with the tiny blocks and unlocking a bit of creativity in the process. Of course, there are larger Duplo blocks for the really young’uns, but LEGO suggests this is ideal for ages 4+. It’s $16 off right now.
This is a fact—those of us who are privileged to work from home will be doing so for the foreseeable future. Even once we start going back into the office, chances are you’ll only be going in a couple of days a week. That’s why, if you’re anything like me, you’ve been desperately looking for better WFH equipment without breaking the bank.
Enter Branch Furniture, the fast-growing startup offering premium office furniture for less. Their staple bestseller, the Branch Ergonomic Chair, equips you with comfort and quality while remaining on budget. You can buy it right now for 20% off at just $279, with free (and fast) shipping included! Their even more budget-friendly option, the Branch Task Chair, is down to $199 from $269 with free shipping. And, if you make a purchase and refer a friend, you’ll get a FREE stationery set from Baronfig, courtesy of Branch, which includes a sleek hardcover notebook and pen.
If those options don’t do it for you, you can also choose from an office desk that is $495, a supercharged standing desk for $815, a small filing cabinet for $155, and a modern Guest Chair for $395. Grab these before they’re gone!
So the weather is getting warmer, and everyone is getting antsier for things to do. Well, instead of being reckless, how about you start checking off that long list of home improvement tasks you’ve been planning on doing? For $75, you can get your hands on a 68-piece drill and home tool kit. In it, you’ll have a 20V lithium drill as well as bits, battery, and whatever else you need, as well as pliers, a hammer, and so much more. What are you waiting for? Those picture frames need hanging! Grab this deal before it’s gone!
When the lights go out, who’s there to save you? Jackery, apparently. With its Explorer 160 backup station down 15% on Amazon, you can worry about power outages no longer and get back to worrying about the economy instead. Since many of us are working from home now, power outages can take a significant toll on our livelihoods. Worse yet, they can keep us from the distractions that make leisure time bearable in a time devoid of physical escapes.
On that note, while the $93 Jackery portable power station may not be the difference between life and death, it will spare you preventable agony, which is just as important when you think about it. This 46,400mAh rig fuels phones, tablets, laptops, and yes, your Nintendo Switch with ease. Plus you can pair it with the portable and foldable SolarSaga 60W panel for the ultimate eco-friendly supercharge. Snap ‘em up together for $273.
There’s no excuse now. It’s time to try that delicious white chocolate chip brownie recipe you’ve been putting off because you loathe the prep work. A KitchenAid stand mixer makes it cooking much easier. At MorningSave, you can grab a 5qt model from its Artisan series for just $250 in your choice of Red, Onyx Black, or Contour Silver. Most major retailers are still pushing it for $380.
Here are all the accessories that ship with it:
Pour shield to safely pour all that mixed goodness into another receptacle
Flex edge beater to scrape those stubborn ingredients that stay stuck to the bowl back into the batch at large
Coated flat beater
Coated dough hook
Metal whisk
Whether it’s a big birthday cake or some creamy mashed potatoes, you’ll be glad to have one by the time you finish your next culinary masterpiece.
You’d be forgiven for needing a drink with everything going on. But maybe you wanna pack some of your favorite sour (sorry, IPA fans) for a nice walk to your favorite picnic spot. The right growler will let you store a good amount of your favorite beer, and keep it cool until you reach your destination. There’s plenty of growlers to choose from, but right now you can get this one from Hydro Flask at REI for just $46. It only comes in grey, so you won’t get any fancy of the colors Hydro Flask is known for, but you can always bounce over to Etsy and grab a couple stickers to make it your own.
With Memorial Day fast on the way, it can’t hurt to revamp your patio. Summer cookouts and lounging in sunlight are some of the best things about the hotter months. I’m very lucky to have a backyard and even if it’s just me and my dog I want comfortable while catching a few rays. For the next six days, Wayfair is offering up to 65% off their patio furniture.
A good umbrella is crucial. We like the sun but we don’t like sunburns. This one even has LED bulbs to light up a cool night. Enjoying a cold beverage and relaxing in an Adirondack chair is the height of summertime luxury. A cute bar cart to roll said beverages out on adds a touch of class. And of course, a hammock chair is the only way to tackle your “to read” pile. There are over 300 pieces in this sale so there’s plenty to choose from to spruce your space.
Free shipping on orders over $35. This sale ends May 24.
Today, you can get yourself two Ring Spotlight cameras for $338 ($110 off), with a free Amazon Echo Dot thrown in for good measure. If you don’t have so much home to cover, you can get similar savings on a single-unit combo for $170 ($80 off). Being that they’re the battery-operated models, these things are pretty easy to install, and with the Echo Dot, you can talk to your visitors and bark at trespassers by calling on Alexa.
Just because you’re not at work doesn’t mean your “colleagues”—AKA, your family—won’t eat that leftover meatloaf you were saving for lunch. In fact, a study that was completely made up on the spot by yours truly, but backed up by years of personal experience, suggests family is ten times more likely to fridge-swipe than a stranger. Keep yours where you work, and put all your edible valuables where only you can reach them. Daewoo is letting you do it with this Retro Red 4.4 cubic feet mini fridge, which is $301 following a 25% discount.
Daewoo has other colors of this roomy unit on sale for a slightly-less-exciting $315, including White, City Blue, and Cream Beige. There’s also Mint for $340, 15% off.
This story was originally published by Quentyn Kennemer on 5/13/2020 and updated by Gabe Carey with new information on 5/19/2020.
If your dependent on coffee to rev the morning engine you’re not alone. I’m pretty tied to my coffee maker as I start my day quite early but even enjoy a good cuppa at night. SideDeal is giving you 39% off West Blend’s espresso and coffee maker. That’s a $41 discount!
This machine uses ground coffee which is so convenient and makes the process of hot java a lot smoother. Cappuccinos, lattes, espresso are all options with this quality percolator. It’s easy to operate and so you’ll pick up how to control the water and steam pressure like the best baristas at your local coffee shop. It’s a sleek and small size so it won’t take up much space if your kitchen has limited real estate as well.
If you’ve read a few of our pieces on SideDeal before and you like what you’ve seen they offer a $4.99 monthly fee to get free shipping on all of your orders no matter how many. Otherwise, it’s a flat rate of $7.99.
You’ve already cleaned your home three times over with all the free time you’ve gained, I’m sure, and if you’re anything like Jolie, you’ve also been rage cleaning, just because. At this point, any further efforts to clean can only be seen as a desperate, cryptic cry for some sort of help. After you’ve resolved your internal conflict and made a full return to normalcy, let someone else do the job. It could be your kids, but not all of us have them, and barring expensive nanny care, a eufy RoboVac just might be the next best thing. The BoostIQ RoboVac 11S is just $150, but only when using promo code WSROBOVAC at Eufy’s website.
This handsome, hand-carved teak bookshelf could be a perfect accent to any room, whether it’s by a couch, a bed, or standing on its own. According to Anthropologie, this online exclusive “grows even more beautiful with use, love, and time.” Ready to put that claim to the test? Just give it a few years. It’s discounted from the original $898 price point.
I have four little dogs, and while I do walk them and love them a bunch, they make a hell of a mess—especially on my area rugs. Recently, one of my pups, Benjamin Alexander Cuddles, named by a younger cousin, had a bit of stomach flu and got sick on said area rug. What did I do? Pulled out my full-sized Bissell to take care of it. Which leads me to this baby. For a decent $70, you can also clean up your doggie’s messes easily with the Bissell’s spray, scrub, and suction modes. Since it’s cordless, it’ll take less time to get your carpet back to working order. Grab one before it’s gone!
Parenthood is sweet, but not knowing what your newborn is doing (they’re probably sleeping) while you’re in another part of the house is anxiety-inducing. With the Eufy SpaceView baby monitor for $110, which is 30% off its original list price of $160, you can keep an eye on your baby without marching up and down the stairs or hallway every time you think you hear a peep. You get automatic alerts if your baby is crying, so you’ll really, REALLY know if something is wrong. It also has a 1000ft range so you can watch your little creation anywhere in your home! Grab it before it is gone.
We’re a week away from Memorial Day, which many Americans regard as the official day of summer and the annual grand barbecue season kickoff. To prepare, get yourself some staple items at ThermoWorks where you can take 20% off any one item, including pro-grade thermometers and ThermaPens, alarms and timers, and more. Unfortunately, this sale doesn’t apply to the WAND forehead thermometer, which you should probably buy anyway to screen anyone who wants to attend your cookout for the ‘rona.
Today at Meh, you can buy a queen-sized Restorology air mattress for $39, complete with a built-in pump. That feature is important, because what they don’t tell you when buying an air mattress is that they’ll give you a nice, firm sleep at the beginning of the night only to deflate into a glorified sleeping bag by sunrise.
Despite all the foretelling by The Jetsons that technological progression would culminate with flying cars and teleportation devices, it’s the air fryer that has the world going nuts. If you haven’t already jumped aboard the for the revolution, you can do so now for $59 at SideDeal, where you can get a Magic Chef 5.6qt air fryer with enough room to feed the whole family.
Cast-iron skillets are like, the most versatile things ever. You can cook something on the stove and throw the skillet in the oven afterwards, and with proper care, the thing will last years. A cast-iron skillet is an investment, so while they can be a little expensive, they’re worth it. But if you need one, you’re in luck today, as Bed Bath & Beyond has some high-quality skillets for just $100.
Since this order’s above $39, you’ll get free shipping with your skillet, too. Which is nice, considering everything. You might want to pick one up fast, though, as the blue colored skillet is already sold out. Who knows how long the red and black ones will last?
Maybe you’ve been feeling some FOMO watching all your friends dive deep into cooking in quarantine, or maybe you’ve been whipping up some tasty meals yourself and you’re ready for some new gear to spice things up. Cast iron gear will cook things a little differently than, say, a Teflon surface, but they’re a great investment that can make a huge difference in things like cooking steaks or a hash on the stove. Right now at Amazon, you can get 22% off a 7 QT casserole dish, or even a 12-inch chicken fryer. They might be a bit more niche than say, a skillet, but you can still get a lot of good dishes out of these.
If you’re unfamiliar with the world of lawn care, you might think a chainsaw on a pole is an absolutely terrible idea. Or an awesome zombie apocalypse weapon. Either or. But a pole saw can be great for taking care of pesky bowing branches, especially if you live in an area where a strong storm can rip those branches off the trees and cause serious damage. If you need a pole saw to protect your home from trees and zombies, you can pick up this Martha Stewart ten-foot pole saw for just $49 at Home Depot. Not bad at all!
Tired of breathing in the filthy quarantine air pervading your home? You don’t HAVE to keep torturing yourself: the Vava EE008 air purifier, which just came out recently, is down 27% to $110 with by clipping the coupon on the page and entering our exclusive promo code KINJAAP8 at checkout.
Made to cover rooms up to 323 square feet (more than half the size of my apartment), it’ll reduce dust in just 9 minutes, thanks to the bulit-in anions mode. A smart air quality monitor shows air quality in real time while adjusting fan speed depending on results. You can also customize the fan speed yourself, with four options to choose from and two modes.
After a while, though, the 4-in-1 HEPA filter will need replacing over time as indicated by a filter change light. Fortunately, we’re a one-stop shop.
Are you trying to be a budding chef? Do you have plans to start a YouTube channel, or are you just looking for some quality pots and pans? Well, look no further than the Epicurious 11-piece cookware set. It’s made of stainless steel, non-stick, and is dishwasher safe. The $152 set also has cool-touch handles so you won’t have to worry about burning your hands while making a roux or taking your browned chicken out of the oven. You’ll get one stockpot, two saucepans, one frying pan, one saute pan, and four lids. Grab this before it’s gone!
Is this genius or madness? Today only Everlane is giving you the opportunity to choose what you can pay. Actually this is genius. Your savings will be anywhere from 20% - 50% off. The sale will continue while supplies last.
What is actually going on at Everlane is this: Periodically they pick from a limited selection of overstock and let you dictate the price. It’s not any amount though, it’s tiered in three choices and you just pick the one you want. The most coveted items in this event are the trainers, the boss bag, and the denim jacket. There are about 150 items in each section for men and women.
They are also donating all the profits they make from their 100% Human line to Feeding America, so if you can a tee or a tank and help too.
Free shipping on all orders.
This story was originally published by Sheilah Villari on 5/13/2020 and updated by Gabe Carey with new information on 5/19/2020.
Hunter boots are staples in a lot of closets. I had a pair from my time in London and I wore them until they actually came apart, like the heal cracks and they fell off of me. I literally loved them to death. They were a gift so when it came time for a new pair I did not love the price. But I remember I did have them for years so they really were an investment piece. Starting today Hunter has a 40% discount on select styles for men, women, and kids.
There’s a nice variety of their classic rainboot and a few snow boots left over from winter. Tees, sweatshirts, and bags are also in this sale. I’m eyeing these tall boots that are $30 less in this deal. The original short boot is 50% off as well. If you want to be prepared for summer thunderstorms this is a sale for you.
Free shipping on all orders.
For the next seven days, take 60% off any purchase at JACHSNY when using promo code MD60. There are no limits, and you’re free to return anything that doesn’t fit quite right. You’ll primarily find men’s clothing here, but JACHSNY has also soft launched PAINTER, a women’s line featuring the most stylish smock tops you’ve ever seen.
It Cosmetics is known for creating quality products to aid in anti-aging and having some of the best foundations in the industries. For the rest of May, they are gifting you the 25% off to try some of their top-rated products and free mascara.
I’ve used their foundation on and off over the years and for the value, it’s a great option. Most of the products in this collection are $29 with a discount which is an awesome value for the quality. I really like the CC+ cream because it has a 50 SPF blended into it. Their moisturizers are also highly rated and cover a variety of needs depending on skin type. And when you spend $60 you’ll receive a free Lash Blowout Mascara. No codes needed all promos are applied to cart.
Free shipping on all orders until June 30.
Look, duffel bags are useful. You can use them for fitness, for travel, for storing stuff in the car. But get a flimsy duffel bag and it can be more frustrating than useful to mess with. With Under Armour’s Duffle Bag, though, you’re assured quality, and right now a medium one is only $25. That should be big enough for most gym-goers’ workout gear, or an overnight bag for a business trip.
If you have ever been curious about trying Fenty now is the time. They have never run a sitewide sale before but from now until May 18 you can get 25% off anything. This even includes sale items and value sets.
You can snag the best seller pro filt’r longwear foundation for almost $9 less. I love my Moroccan Spice palette which is just $35 right now. This is absolutely the deal you’ve been waiting for and if it goes well maybe we will get another one this year.
Free shipping on all orders and the discount comes off once you add the items to your cart.
Luxury shoe designer Stuart Weitzman famously said, “I design shoes to make women happy.” And filling his collection with a variety that checks both form or function he has done that. Now yes, these are a bit on the expensive side so when a deal like 40% off comes around you take notice. From now until June 7 you can take advantage of that sale.
There’s plenty of strappy sandals, snazzy sneakers, and flattering flats. A handful of purses and boots from the winter collection remain if you’re feeling like you want to prep for next season. The classic Gabby flat is a best seller and super versatile. If you have the urge to splurge the Analeigh sandal would be a great addition to a warmer weather wardrobe.
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An actual tenant of self-care is faces masks. It’s true! Look at any definition of self-care and it’s there. Ok. It may not be. Truth is there is no right or wrong way to treat yourself on self-care day but you can do it in a fun way. Until tomorrow the SkinStore is giving you 30% off a selection of face mask products and there are some great companies in this sale. Just use code MASK30 at checkout.
I am a huge fan of Tony Moly, their masks are absolutely tops in this realm. The Peaches and Roses set have six items for $10 less with the code. Snow Fox is a company right on the heels of them and has been growing in popularity. Their Arctic Breeze set is a great purchase to grab before summer as it helps cool and calms the skin after a sunburn. Dr. Hauschka’s products have been in rotation for me for years and this firming mask is excellent if you have a few lines you want to have magically disappear for a few hours.
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Spending an hour or two outdoors isn’t just good for your health, it can help give you some peace of mind and an escape from quarantine. You could just go for a quick run, but if you’re really itching to see the great outdoors, consider taking a (socially distanced) day trip. With enough water and a tasty meal, a little trip can lead to a pleasant picnic and a nice view. You’ll need a good backpack to safely lug everything around in, though. Luckily, you can grab REI Co-op’s Ruckpack 18 pack, which typically retails for $65, for just $39 today.
There’s slots for your water bottles, or a hydration pack if you’re so inclined, compression straps to keep the bag in place, and even a laptop compartment if you’re looking to get some work done away from all the noise.
I heard that Joker was good, or something. I can’t really comment as I haven’t seen it myself. But, who am I to deny Joker fans a good deal on their movies? The Blu-Ray for last year’s Joker is on Amazon for just $15, and that’s pretty darn good. Blu-Ray movie deals are selling out fast too (one sold out AS I was writing the post—how rude!), so grab this before it’s gone. Also, definitely don’t dance down the stairs.
Have you watched the John Wick trilogy this month? No? Then what are you doing with yourself? If you want to enjoy the adventures of the world’s most intense animal lover, you can buy all three movies for cheap—under $10 a piece on Amazon Video. John Wick and John Wick: Chapter 2 are $7 a piece, while the newest movie, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum, is $8. Altogether, that’s only $22!
Now, the third movie is available on HBO if you have that subscription, but HBO is lacking the first two movies for whatever reason. Additionally, while the first John Wick goes on sale fairly often, the second chapter does not. Why not save the headache of trying to find the right subscriptions and deals and just grab them all on Amazon now?
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Maybe I’m just nostalgic for travel but when I saw this sale I thought about every hotel I visited during my con travel. I’m sure you’ve come across Molton Brown in the hotels you’ve stayed in over the years too. I actually asked housekeeping for more hand lotion each day when I was in Baltimore. From now until May 18 get 25% off all Molton Brown products at Lookfantastic with code MOLTON25.
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Popping pills to numb the pain shouldn’t always be your first and only resort. Sometimes, a good heat massage is all you need, and with a $29 Vivaspa shiatsu massager at MorningSave,there’s no reason not to keep this helpmate on standby. Although it’s advertised as being perfect for the neck and lumbar, you could technically use this on any of your aching muscles. With two heated kneading nodes working out all the kinks, you can afford to put off a couple of those expensive spa days.
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theroot--2020-05-19--Karen's Caped Crusade? Texas Salon Owner Jailed for Violating Quarantine Takes Her Protest to Michig

Karen's Caped Crusade? Texas Salon Owner Jailed for Violating Quarantine Takes Her Protest to Michigan

Arguably , one of the qualities that constitute a “ Karen ” is their inability to know when or where to quit—their entitlement simply renders such discernment impossible .
Take , for instance , Dallas hairstylist Shelley Luther , who was sentenced to seven days in jail earlier this month after defying her county ’ s stay-at-home order by reopening her salon for a week in late April .
During her court appearance , in which Judge Eric Moyé told Luther outright that she was behaving selfishly , the salon owner refused his generous offer to simply apologize , forcing @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Apparently , Luther was undeterred by her time in prison .
Or perhaps she was emboldened by the fact that Republican Texas Gov .
Greg Abbott subsequently dropped jail as a punishment option for quarantine violations , setting the salon owner free after only 48 hours—after which Sen. Ted Cruz ( R-Texas ) was one of her first customers .
But instead of taking the “ L ” and hunkering down like many of the rest of us have been forced to , Luther has continued to be loud , wrong and potentially @ @ @ @ @ @ @ her crusade out of state to lend her ill-advised support to Michigan barber Karl Manke , whose license was suspended by state regulators for cutting hair for more than a week during stay-at-home orders .
As CBS News reports , Luther also took the opportunity to verbally attack Michigan Gov .
Gretchen Whitmer .
“ Why does your governor think that it ’ s OK to open up for marijuana , liquor sales ?
” said Luther of the Democratic governor as she stood alongside Manke in the small Michigan town of Owosso @ @ @ @ @ @ @ an abortion ?
But you can not get your hair cut .
What is wrong ?
“ Stop being a tyrant , ” Luther added , speaking directly to the already beleaguered Whitmer .
“ Open up .
You don ’ t get this control .
We control you .
We have the power.
” “ Gretchen , the state of Michigan will vote you out , ” Luther—again , a Texan—added .
As CBS reminds us , Gov .
Whitmer has been easing restrictions , not only releasing a plan to safely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ economy but announcing on Monday that she ’ ll allow the reopening of bars and restaurants as early as this Friday in the Upper Peninsula and northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan , which are among lesser-impacted areas of the state .
Nevertheless , as of Tuesday , there are over 51,000 COVID diagnoses in Michigan with a death toll approaching 4,900 , making it one of the most impacted states in the nation ( as is Texas , with well over 47,000 known COVID-19 cases ) .
These basic yet crucial facts haven @ @ @ @ @ @ @ as CBS notes : “ Protesters , some bearing guns , have repeatedly traveled to the Capitol to demand the governor loosen a one-size-fits-all strategy .
Republican lawmakers are suing Whitmer over her emergency declarations.
” Troublingly , Luther , in her newfound and ill-advised activism , was seemingly using Michigan ’ s turmoil to leverage her own position , telling an assembled crowd that she ’ d reopened to “ pay bills , support her employees and offer much-needed services in a clean salon , ” according to CBS .
Meanwhile , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all of the above in her home state ; Gov .
Abbott reopened most businesses on Monday .
Have we reminded everyone that you can be an asymptomatic carrier of COVID-19 ?
( And by “ everyone , ” we mean you , Shelley . )
“ I ’ m sure she thought she was Rosa Parks , but really she ’ s Typhoid Mary.
” —Genetta Adams , managing editor of The Root .
Updated : Tuesday , 5/19/20 at 7:15 p.m. , ET : Thanks to our intrepid readers for reminding @ @ @ @ @ @ @ financial bandwidth to campaign for freedom in other states , instead of leading her so-called jeopardized salon : A GoFundMe she launched before choosing to violate Texas ’ stay-at-home order garnered her over $ 500,000 , and as of the publishing of this post , a second seemingly launched by a supporter already has over $ 2,000 in donations .
We won ’ t be linking to either campaign here , but potentially and recklessly spreading COVID-19 ?
Priceless .

Maiysha Kai on The Glow Up, shared by Maiysha Kai to The Root

Arguably, one of the qualities that constitute a “Karen” is their inability to know when or where to quit—their entitlement simply renders such discernment impossible. Take, for instance, Dallas hairstylist Shelley Luther, who was sentenced to seven days in jail earlier this month after defying her county’s stay-at-home order by reopening her salon for a week in late April. During her court appearance, in which Judge Eric Moyé told Luther outright that she was behaving selfishly, the salon owner refused his generous offer to simply apologize, forcing him to sentence her as punishment.
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Apparently, Luther was undeterred by her time in prison. Or perhaps she was emboldened by the fact that Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott subsequently dropped jail as a punishment option for quarantine violations, setting the salon owner free after only 48 hours—after which Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was one of her first customers. But instead of taking the “L” and hunkering down like many of the rest of us have been forced to, Luther has continued to be loud, wrong and potentially contagious. On Monday, she took her crusade out of state to lend her ill-advised support to Michigan barber Karl Manke, whose license was suspended by state regulators for cutting hair for more than a week during stay-at-home orders.
As CBS News reports, Luther also took the opportunity to verbally attack Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.
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“Why does your governor think that it’s OK to open up for marijuana, liquor sales?” said Luther of the Democratic governor as she stood alongside Manke in the small Michigan town of Owosso. “Can’t you get an abortion? But you cannot get your hair cut. What is wrong?
“Stop being a tyrant,” Luther added, speaking directly to the already beleaguered Whitmer. “Open up. You don’t get this control. We control you. We have the power.”
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“Gretchen, the state of Michigan will vote you out,” Luther—again, a Texan—added.
As CBS reminds us, Gov. Whitmer has been easing restrictions, not only releasing a plan to safely “re-engage” the state’s economy but announcing on Monday that she’ll allow the reopening of bars and restaurants as early as this Friday in the Upper Peninsula and northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan, which are among lesser-impacted areas of the state. Nevertheless, as of Tuesday, there are over 51,000 COVID diagnoses in Michigan with a death toll approaching 4,900, making it one of the most impacted states in the nation (as is Texas, with well over 47,000 known COVID-19 cases).
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These basic yet crucial facts haven’t stopped protests in Michigan, as CBS notes: “Protesters, some bearing guns, have repeatedly traveled to the Capitol to demand the governor loosen a one-size-fits-all strategy. Republican lawmakers are suing Whitmer over her emergency declarations.”
Troublingly, Luther, in her newfound and ill-advised activism, was seemingly using Michigan’s turmoil to leverage her own position, telling an assembled crowd that she’d reopened to “pay bills, support her employees and offer much-needed services in a clean salon,” according to CBS. Meanwhile, she likely could’ve been doing all of the above in her home state; Gov. Abbott reopened most businesses on Monday.
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Have we reminded everyone that you can be an asymptomatic carrier of COVID-19? (And by “everyone,” we mean you, Karen Shelley.)
“I’m sure she thought she was Rosa Parks, but really she’s Typhoid Mary.” —Genetta Adams, managing editor of The Root.
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Updated: Tuesday, 5/19/20 at 7:15 p.m., ET: Thanks to our intrepid readers for reminding us exactly why Shelley Luther has the financial bandwidth to campaign for freedom in other states, instead of leading her so-called jeopardized salon : A GoFundMe she launched before choosing to violate Texas’ stay-at-home order garnered her over $500,000, and as of the publishing of this post, a second seemingly launched by a supporter already has over $2,000 in donations. We won’t be linking to either campaign here, but potentially and recklessly spreading COVID-19? Priceless.


theroot--2020-05-19--Post-COVID, Is Indoor Pickup Basketball...Done?

“ The era of “ drop-in ” workouts may be over , ” writes VICE ’ s Maggie Puniewska in a sobering piece about what gyms will likely look like in a post-COVID America .
The brim and bustle of a peak-hour LA Fitness won ’ t be returning any time soon , as even those willing to chance visiting a gym once they reopen will be subject to the same sort of social distancing and capacity caps that supermarkets enforce now .
Every day will be a Sunday .
And while mask-wearing and ceaseless hand-washing don ’ t have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to buy produce , I can ’ t imagine needing to do those things while on an elliptical .
Also , according to Marilyn Roberts , professor of environmental and occupational health at the University of Washington , the sort of drive-by sanitizing we ’ re mandated to do now might not be enough to kill the virus at a gym .
She ’ s also concerned that simply wiping things down with disinfectant will not be enough to zap germs .
Wipes can ’ t penetrate a microscopic layer of organic material @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that may be on top of virus particles—that can only be done with soap and water .
A proper clean in Roberts ’ mind would include soap and water first , then a disinfectant .
“ But who ’ s going to want to do that ?
” she asked .
This , plus the reality that decreased membership will force some gyms to shutter , paints a grim picture .
Still , there does seem to be a path for a conscientious return eventually .
There will be risks , of course @ @ @ @ @ @ @ things done to limit them .
Plus , you do not need a crowd to watch you powerlift , Brandon .
You never did .
Still , I am very sad .
Because as hard as I squint , I just don ’ t see a path where pickup basketball looks anything like it did pre-COVID .
Before the pandemic , I hooped three to five times a week ; sometimes at the LA Fitness in Bakery Square , and sometimes in private-ish open gyms .
I haven ’ t played since early @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I ’ ve gone without playing since 1998 , the summer I tore my ACL .
And I ’ m so anxious to play again that , despite not owning a driveway , I just bought one of those portable basketball hoops ... for driveways .
The rules inherent in indoor pickup ball read like a list of everything not to do now .
You get 10 people in an enclosed space , with multiple people standing by and waiting for the next game .
Close contact is necessary—as is frequent communication , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the game moves so quickly that there ’ s no space for any sort of sanitization breaks .
But even before you get to the game , effective and fun ( and worthy ) pick-up ball requires a critical mass of people to decide , at roughly the same time , to go to the gym and devote a couple of hours to an unscheduled and relatively unstructured activity .
But if people are wary of going to the gym , that dynamic shifts—and the intentionality that would replace it would effectively kill @ @ @ @ @ @ @ a way to mitigate risk is to play outdoors more .
But concrete kills knees , and double-rimmed outdoor hoops kill confidence , so I guess I ’ m fucked .
Anyway , below is a clip I recorded last year of me shooting lazy and lonely threes in an empty gym .
This , sadly , might be my pickup basketball future .
Except with more tears .

Damon Young on Very Smart Brothas, shared by Damon Young to The Root

“The era of “drop-in” workouts may be over,” writes VICE’s Maggie Puniewska in a sobering piece about what gyms will likely look like in a post-COVID America. The brim and bustle of a peak-hour LA Fitness won’t be returning any time soon, as even those willing to chance visiting a gym once they reopen will be subject to the same sort of social distancing and capacity caps that supermarkets enforce now. Every day will be a Sunday. And while mask-wearing and ceaseless hand-washing don’t have much of an impact on your ability to buy produce, I can’t imagine needing to do those things while on an elliptical.
Also, according to Marilyn Roberts, professor of environmental and occupational health at the University of Washington, the sort of drive-by sanitizing we’re mandated to do now might not be enough to kill the virus at a gym.
She’s also concerned that simply wiping things down with disinfectant will not be enough to zap germs. Wipes can’t penetrate a microscopic layer of organic material like sweat, saliva, and dirt that may be on top of virus particles—that can only be done with soap and water. A proper clean in Roberts’ mind would include soap and water first, then a disinfectant. “But who’s going to want to do that?” she asked.
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This, plus the reality that decreased membership will force some gyms to shutter, paints a grim picture. Still, there does seem to be a path for a conscientious return eventually. There will be risks, of course. But there can and will be things done to limit them. Plus, you do not need a crowd to watch you powerlift, Brandon. You never did.
Still, I am very sad. Because as hard as I squint, I just don’t see a path where pickup basketball looks anything like it did pre-COVID. Before the pandemic, I hooped three to five times a week; sometimes at the LA Fitness in Bakery Square, and sometimes in private-ish open gyms. I haven’t played since early March, which is the longest stretch I’ve gone without playing since 1998, the summer I tore my ACL. And I’m so anxious to play again that, despite not owning a driveway, I just bought one of those portable basketball hoops...for driveways.
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The rules inherent in indoor pickup ball read like a list of everything not to do now. You get 10 people in an enclosed space, with multiple people standing by and waiting for the next game. Close contact is necessary—as is frequent communication, which makes mask-wearing a non-starter. And the game moves so quickly that there’s no space for any sort of sanitization breaks.
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But even before you get to the game, effective and fun (and worthy) pick-up ball requires a critical mass of people to decide, at roughly the same time, to go to the gym and devote a couple of hours to an unscheduled and relatively unstructured activity. But if people are wary of going to the gym, that dynamic shifts—and the intentionality that would replace it would effectively kill gym pick up culture.
I guess a way to mitigate risk is to play outdoors more. But concrete kills knees, and double-rimmed outdoor hoops kill confidence, so I guess I’m fucked.
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Anyway, below is a clip I recorded last year of me shooting lazy and lonely threes in an empty gym. This, sadly, might be my pickup basketball future. Except with more tears.


theroot--2020-05-19--Social Studies: By Any Memes Necessary

Social Studies: By Any Memes Necessary

On this day , in 1925 , Malcolm Little was born .
The man whose name offends white people would become known by many monikers : Detroit Red , Malcolm X , Minister Malcolm and El-Hajj Malik Shabazz .
He remains a revolutionary , an icon and one of the greatest orators of his time .
Contrary to popular belief , belligerent black leaders like Malcolm X don ’ t scare white people any more than clay pigeons scare skeet shooters .
They just like to hunt .
You can even see it on social media .
For instance , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ who assailed the cops with bottles .
Now , those people who are upset with the cops aren ’ t necessarily taking the sides of the partygoers .
Those people are stupid and could possibly spread the coronavirus as we fight this global pandemic .
But , this , though : I had to check the news site to see if it was real .
There was so much to dissect— the reporter ’ s voice that sounded like he swallowed a white man , how much Britney Spears has changed and this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ why is David Ortiz there ?
This isn ’ t twerking .
Megan Thee Stallion didn ’ t install her adamantium knees for this .
Maybe this is a video shoot for the upcoming hit song “ Lukewarm Girl Summer.
” I spoke to Cardi B and she confirmed that , while these girls apparently don ’ t dance , they most certainly were not making money moves .
Perhaps they were conducting a seaside tutorial on learning how to play tambourine by shaking something flat and white while another person patted it @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mr. Squidward emerged from the waves and said : And I was sure this character was being played by Roseanne Barr : Meanwhile , this woman ’ s birthday shoot confirms my suspicion that Ponce de Leó n was looking in the wrong place when he was searching for the fountain of youth .
The key to agelessness is obviously in whatever black women drink .
All black women look 27 years old until they turn 70 , in which case they will look 50 .
But because they know how good they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ say that will help you determine a black woman ’ s actual age : “ Hey , how old are you ?
” They don ’ t have to lie .
These two nominees will probably compete for the Social Studies “ no comment needed ” tweet of the week .
Of course , we should provide you with your daily dose of Karening , so here you go : This is also how we know that Jesus wasn ’ t white .
You think the person working behind the desk at the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Mary in a manger if she was white ?
Trust me , Mary would have told them that her baby daddy was gon na come back and smite all of those bastards .
Don ’ t worry , Josh .
Scientists recently discovered the gene that causes this particular disorder .
It first emerged in 218 BC , when the Carthaginian general Hannibal invaded Italy with 20 to 40 elephants .
A Roman noblewoman named Karenissima Maxima of Beckonia walked up to the legendary warriors and accused them of animal abuse .
When @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the way , the entitled Roman adamantly demanded to “ Posso parlare con il tuo capo.
” which roughly translates to : Also , I ’ m not trying to brag , but this series is about black social media , so I ’ ll allow it .
Also , if Wheel of Fortune is looking for someone to replace Vanna White , I think I just found her .
As The Root ’ s social media editor Corey Townsend says :

On this day, in 1925, Malcolm Little was born.
The man whose name offends white people would become known by many monikers: Detroit Red, Malcolm X, Minister Malcolm and El-Hajj Malik Shabazz. He remains a revolutionary, an icon and one of the greatest orators of his time.
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Contrary to popular belief, belligerent black leaders like Malcolm X don’t scare white people any more than clay pigeons scare skeet shooters. They just like to hunt.
You can even see it on social media.
For instance, police brutalized and arrested partygoers in Florida who assailed the cops with bottles.
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Now, those people who are upset with the cops aren’t necessarily taking the sides of the partygoers. Those people are stupid and could possibly spread the coronavirus as we fight this global pandemic.
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But, this, though:
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I had to check the news site to see if it was real. There was so much to dissect— the reporter’s voice that sounded like he swallowed a white man, how much Britney Spears has changed and this part:
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What are they doing and why is David Ortiz there?
This isn’t twerking. Megan Thee Stallion didn’t install her adamantium knees for this. Maybe this is a video shoot for the upcoming hit song “Lukewarm Girl Summer.” I spoke to Cardi B and she confirmed that, while these girls apparently don’t dance, they most certainly were not making money moves. Perhaps they were conducting a seaside tutorial on learning how to play tambourine by shaking something flat and white while another person patted it. Later on in the clip, Mr. Squidward emerged from the waves and said:
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“Oh wait...I thought I saw SpongeBob.”
And I was sure this character was being played by Roseanne Barr:
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Meanwhile, this woman’s birthday shoot confirms my suspicion that Ponce de Leó n was looking in the wrong place when he was searching for the fountain of youth. The key to agelessness is obviously in whatever black women drink.
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All black women look 27 years old until they turn 70, in which case they will look 50. But because they know how good they look, here’s what to say that will help you determine a black woman’s actual age:
“Hey, how old are you?”
They don’t have to lie.
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These two nominees will probably compete for the Social Studies “no comment needed” tweet of the week.
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Of course, we should provide you with your daily dose of Karening, so here you go:
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This is also how we know that Jesus wasn’t white.
You think the person working behind the desk at the Bethlehem Holiday Inn Express would have put Mary in a manger if she was white? Trust me, Mary would have told them that her baby daddy was gonna come back and smite all of those bastards.
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Don’t worry, Josh. Scientists recently discovered the gene that causes this particular disorder. It first emerged in 218 BC, when the Carthaginian general Hannibal invaded Italy with 20 to 40 elephants. A Roman noblewoman named Karenissima Maxima of Beckonia walked up to the legendary warriors and accused them of animal abuse. When told to get the hell out of the way, the entitled Roman adamantly demanded to “Posso parlare con il tuo capo.” which roughly translates to:
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“May I speak to your manager?”
Also, I’m not trying to brag, but this series is about black social media, so I’ll allow it.
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Also, if Wheel of Fortune is looking for someone to replace Vanna White, I think I just found her. As The Root’s social media editor Corey Townsend says:
“Everyone knows black women invented the color yellow.”