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Monday's Best Deals: Private Internet Access, Apple Airpods, Sony Headphones, Amazon Fire TV Recast, Cuisinart Griddle, and More

A Private Internet Access deal , an Amazon TV Recast , Apple Airpods , a pair of Sony WH-1000XM3 headphones , a Cuisinart Griddle , and an Elgato Stream Deck lead Monday ’ s best deals .
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The best VPN , according to our readers here on The Inventory , is Private Internet Access .
To pay forward the support they saw in our respective Co-Op two short years ago , they ’ re offering 3 extra months FREE with the purchase of a 1-year sub @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the Giz/Onion ( that ’ s what G/O stands for ! )
network is evident .
In 2014 , Private Internet Access topped off Lifehacker ’ s Hive Five list of the best VPNs on the market .
Four years later , our readers voted the same way .
Though closed-source VPNs have sparked controversy over the years , PIA has set itself apart as a trailblazer in the space .
Now go ahead and start following internet privacy best practices today so you can browse and stream worry-free in your extra time @ @ @ @ @ @ @ how long we ’ ll be stuck at home ; in the meantime , play it safe and subscribe for a year to snap up your freebie while the deal ’ s still active .
Your home office is due for an upgrade , and there ’ s no better time than the present to give your workstation the aesthetic and functional treatment it deserves .
To help you along on your search , Nomad Goods is giving you 15 % off its entire gamut of work-from-home products including base station wireless charging @ @ @ @ @ @ @ premium-quality braided USB-C cables .
Simply plug in our exclusive promo code KINJA15 at checkout and experience the savings for yourself .
While I can ’ t speak on the quality of the mousepads , our commerce editor Jordan McMahon recently praised Nomad ’ s customer service for providing a second Kevlar cable when the first one was lost in the mail .
We can both attest to the heft and durability of these cables .
I recently started testing the Nomad Base Station Apple Watch Edition for myself , and it ’ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ than the Mophie charging station I was using before .
That said , it also costs a great deal more even with this discount .
If you have the spare cash , though , it ’ s worth the steep price hike for a product that is built to last and blend in with the furniture .
For all the Apple-obsessed folks out there , I have some good news for you — Best Buy is selling a pair of Airpods for $ 140 , which is down from their original price of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , it connects with your iPhone and Macs with ease , has hours of playtime , and can easily charge once you place them in the carrying case .
I would hop on this deal before it ’ s gone .
Entertainment is one of the most shocking monthly expenses when you ’ re poking around the bank account looking for ways to save .
Some people spend hundreds to keep themselves joyous without even realizing it .
The cable bill probably adds the biggest singular chunk , though , and if you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to cut back , you have no shortage of options to fill in the gaps .
If you ’ ve decided you ’ re fine with over-the-air broadcasts using an HD antenna but you still want your DVR features , an Amazon Fire TV Recast is an excellent buy , especially at $ 85 off , and especially if you ’ re already knee-deep in Amazon ’ s digital content ecosystem .
Combined with an antenna and an Amazon Fire device—whether that ’ s Stick , Cube , TV , or Echo Show—you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to four shows simultaneously , and it ’ ll hold up to 150 hours worth of recordings .
You can also grab the two-stream , 75-hour unit for $ 145 if you ’ re dealing with a smaller household .
And it wouldn ’ t be an Amazon product without Alexa butting into everyone ’ s business , so she ’ ll be there to help you find stuff to watch , too .
Normal charger wires just ... get in the way , sometimes .
The outlet for my phone ’ s @ @ @ @ @ @ @ against my bed , and with a normal charger the wire gets really bent with the pressure of the mattress against it .
That ’ s no good .
I think it ’ s about time to invest in some angled wires .
AUKEY ’ s 90 degree wires make it so they don ’ t get bent out of shape in my outlet , and even helps to keep the wire out of the way if I ’ m using my phone while charging .
By using code U4PJ462S at checkout , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ just $ 9 .
If you ’ re just starting out in your gaming career , this Corsair bundle might do you some good .
It comes with three wired peripherals and a mousepad , and right now , Best Buy has the whole family down to $ 85 .
The items include the K55 RGB keyboard , which isn ’ t mechanical , but at least it has customizable color , six programmable macro keys , and media controls !
You ’ ll also get the Harpoon RGB Pro mouse with a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stereo headset , and that aforementioned mousepad .
You ’ ll outgrow almost all these things in time , but if you just need a cheap upgrade to the junk your computer shipped with , this is a hard deal to pass up .
Streamer ?
YouTuber ?
Someone who has a weird obsession with hotkeys ?
Whatever your creed , the Elgato Stream Deck XL is a fun tool .
Its 32 LCD keys can be customized with custom actions and their associated icons , and today , you can grab one @ @ @ @ @ @ @ $ 250 , the Elgato Stream Deck XL has direct integrations with many popular apps , smart home products , and more , allowing you to change scenes , mute mics , and play all your favorite cheesy soundites in Streamlabs OBS , Xsplit , or Elgato with a single tap .
I know none of us are taking flights right now , but you know what ’ s one of the worst things about them ?
Lots of noise when you ’ re trying to concentrate or sleep .
It can be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ What if I told you that these Sony WH1000XM3 headphones could block out the loud talking and babies crying ?
You ’ d say that ’ s worth the price of admission , right ?
Well , you ’ re in luck , as Amazon has these amazing headphones for just $ 278 , or $ 72 off .
In addition to true noise cancelling , this headset offers up to 30 hours of listening time between charges and a Quick Attention feature where you can quickly turn down the volume for conversation @ @ @ @ @ @ @ of headphones !
If Amazon sells out , you can also pick them up from Best Buy for $ 280 .
To commemorate the week of the Egg , NordVPN wants to respect your privacy by encouraging you to respect it yourself .
For a limited time , you ’ ll get a free month or year when you subscribe to the service for 3 years using the promo code KINJAEASTER .
Better still , the 3-year membership is 70 % off , so essentially you ’ re getting two deals for the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ t call us Kinja Deals for nothing .
Now whether you get a month or a year at checkout is admittedly a gamble because the outcome is applied at random .
To be honest , though , it ’ s kind of a win-win .
Either way you ’ re getting 3 years of solace in the knowledge that your browsing habits will be kept to yourself .
Dodge roll all the targeted ads and spare yourself unwanted ISP surveillance today .
Even on sale , smartwatches can be really expensive .
But @ @ @ @ @ @ @ stock , and that ’ s when you get some really deep discounts .
Fossil is having a sale on their Gen 4 smartwatches , and now is a perfect time to strap up ( your wrist ) .
The Gen 4 Fossil watches do all that you would expect from a smartwatch like giving you notifications and counting steps , as well as a heart rate monitor .
Sure , it doesn ’ t have a million bells and whistles like Garmin and Fitbit watches have , but do you really need @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you are ?
I ’ m well aware of my existential dread Garmin , thank you .
Best Buy has one of the best deals we ’ ve seen on the new iPhone SE so far .
The phone is usually $ 400 outright , but you can buy the Sprint model for $ 300 at the big box retailer when you add a new line , and they ’ ll throw in a $ 50 gift card for your troubles .
This is a great deal for Sprint users , but even @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ’ s still worth considering .
The phone is not unlocked , but you can unlock it after 50 days of qualifying service .
Here ’ s a little pro-tip : buy the phone , get yourself a no-commitment $ 35 Kickstart Unlimited plan—the cheapest available—and unlock your smartphone after 50 days , then cancel .
Since it ’ s an iPhone , you won ’ t have to worry about network compatibility as they ’ re all designed to work on almost any network globally .
You ’ re paying a bit @ @ @ @ @ @ @ by the end of it all , but that still represents an overall discount .
Need mobile storage ?
Right now , Western Digital has SanDisk ’ s 256GB Ultra microSD card for $ 43 .
It features class 10 , UHS-1 speeds of up to 100 megabytes per second , which is fast enough for most gaming , work , and photography needs .
It should also work just fine for 4K video recording , but your mileage may vary .
If you ’ re still flying around the internet without your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , stop .
Buy Webroot right now .
It ’ s only $ 15 to protect three devices for a year , and that goes whether you ’ re on Mac or PC .
If you have more , you can get a five-device subscription for $ 28 ( Mac version here ) .
Now please , go over that story your mother taught you about the birds and the GBs and never go without protection again !
Everyone ’ s home , everyone ’ s loud , and everything is terrible , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ active noise-cancelling ( ANC ) headphones .
Last year , TaoTronics proved itself a worthy contender to the budget ANC throne with a $ 110 pair of hybrids , which cost less than half the price of Sony ’ s amazing WH-1000XM3 's .
Now it has a $ 55 pair that ’ s 32 % off with the onsite coupon combined with our exclusive promo code KINJA9E6 , bringing the final price to $ 37 before tax .
Considering these headphones just came out two months ago , this is the deal @ @ @ @ @ @ @ TaoTronic ’ s active noise-cancelling headphones .
With 40 hours of battery life , USB-C charging , Bluetooth 5.0 , and a CVC 8.0 mic , it ’ s time to shut out all the bad stuff and focus on your inner-healing with the vibration of music , or perhaps some soothing ASMR .
These headphones will help you do just that , if only for a fleeting moment : Listen , sometimes your space doesn ’ t smell as great as you would like it .
It might not even be anything @ @ @ @ @ @ @ purifying bags can help .
They ’ re only $ 14 with a promo code , and come in a pack of eight , so you can spread them throughout your apartment or house for some sweet-smelling relief .
But how do they even work ?
Well , the charcoal basically absorbs bad-smelling particles in the air , while at the same time , releasing a nice smell from the open , mesh fabric .
You can reuse these for up to two years , depending on how bad your closet , car @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you got ta do and snatch ‘ em before they ’ re gone !
Just make sure to type in “ XW4UYYIK ” at checkout .
Most griddles do the same thing : they heat your food evenly across a big surface area , and some look like a printing press , but it ’ s not newspaper you ’ ll be stamping down .
This Cuisinart Elite Griddler is perhaps the best you can find for the job , and with a 17 % discount , your total to own one is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so good ?
Unlike many cheaper models , the Elite tosses its heating elements directly within each reversible plate , giving you consistent heating on both sides .
This particular model also has dual temperature zones , so you can have two different things going at once if they require different cooking temperatures , and with 240 square inches of a grilling surface to work with , that ’ s totally doable .
Whether you ’ re making a quick grilled cheese or searing a juicy steak , the Cuisinart Elite Griddler could @ @ @ @ @ @ @ These days , if there ’ s anything you can do to prevent the spread of germs , you should probably do it .
That means less touching , and with this awesome deal from Woot , that can now apply to your soap dispenser .
This Kohler unit holds 8.45 ounces of liquid protection , and Woot ’ s latest discount brings the take-home cost down to $ 35 .
It works with either foam or liquid compounds , there ’ s a window to tell you how much you have left @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you with a timer light that lasts 20seconds , which is widely considered to be the bare minimum for a thorough cleansing .
The world ’ s been having a rough go of it the last few months .
I ’ ve spent my fair share of days laying in bed , watching Tiger King and wasting away , but as it turns out , humans need to eat .
Well , Reese ’ s count as a meal , right ?
You ’ ll have to wait until early May , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Reese ’ s Miniatures Party Pack is only $ 6 on Amazon .
Apparently it comes with about 39 servings , and each serving is 3 mini peanut butter cups ...
I ’ ve done the math , and it ’ s definitely entirely too much chocolate and peanut butter .
But hell , treat yourself , right ?
Ready to smarten up your home ?
You ’ re in luck , as Wyze ’ s Smart Home starter kit is on sale for $ 79 at Amazon .
What does this package @ @ @ @ @ @ @ • 1 Sensor Bridge ( this makes sure the sensors and camera work together ) All of this works together to create a sensor-based home secrurity system , and also lets you tell Alexa or your Google Assistant to turn on some lights .
A pretty nice deal for only $ 79 !
Hot plates can be used for a lot of different things .
If you ’ re out camping , you can cook whatever you ’ d normally need to use a stovetop for , on a surface with controller heat @ @ @ @ @ @ @ apartment or dorm without a kitchen , a hot plate can help you heat up water and cook some food .
It ’ s just helpful !
Now , if you use code VH2IHBQB at checkout , you can get one of these babies for just $ 23 .
Anyone could use a good foot massager , especially any essential workers having to work during these difficult times .
For anyone that needs it , Naipo ’ s Shiatsu Foot Massager is down from its usual $ 300 price all the way to @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 3AHL7I4P at checkout .
I have used Naipo ’ s back and shoulder massager in the past , and I can attest to how awesome that is—if this foot massager is anything like that , this will be worth the price .
Whether you ’ re out and about on social distancing walks or essential grocery runs , or even just in another room doing WFH stuff , you still need to keep a close eye on the happenings inside your house .
Lucky for you , Eufy is running a sale on @ @ @ @ @ @ @ the standard and pan/tilt models .
Straight from the company ’ s site , you can fetch yourself a stationary indoor cam for $ 26 using the promo code WSEUFYIDC1 or the upgraded pan and tilt version for $ 37 if you enter the coupon WSEUFYIDC2 at checkout .
It might take some time to arrive as the website says orders won ’ t ship until late May , but hey , it never hurts to think ahead , especially at these impulse-buy prices .
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Life is pretty terrifying right now , if I ’ m being honest .
But , on the bright side , it is 4/20 which means it ’ s my birthday .
To celebrate my birthday and nothing else , Sunday Scaries is giving our readers an exclusive 50 % discount on its “ Dawn To Yawn ” package using the promo code KINJA50 .
Included in the mix are @ @ @ @ @ @ @ tincture , all of which contain vitamins and/or energy supplements .
Keep your head up ( during the day ) and down at night !
The plain “ Gummies for Chillin ’ ” comprised in this bundle are blessed with Vitamin B12 , D3 , and broad spectrum CBD with 0 % THC .
The second batch , “ Sour Gummies for Chillin ’ ” incorporates organic sunflower oil , vitamin B12 , and broad spectrum CBD .
Last , the nighttime oil tincture combines Vitamin D3 , coconut oil , and broad @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
Whatever your mood or preferred time of day to enjoy your daily dose , Sunday Scaries has got you covered .
Subscribe for $ 50/month or try it once for $ 65 with our exclusive KINJA50 coupon .
Did you grab that face scrubber ?
Good !
Now , take your skincare routine to a new level with some Philosophy beauty products .
This week , use code 30OFF to get , you guessed it , 30 % off your order .
Not sure what to get ?
Why not give your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Miracle Worker Lip Serum ?
Or , if you need to complete your facial routine and aren ’ t sure what to do , the Purity Made Simple facial cleanser is a simple addition to your mornings .
Make sure to give Philosophy ’ s best-sellers list a look and figure out what product is best for you .
Wash your face .
No , I ’ m serious .
Haven ’ t you seen an episode of Queer Eye ?
A facial skin routine is important !
This face scrubber has “ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ face and whatnot , but the main purpose is to scrub off dead skin before they muck up your pores and cause acne .
Now , by using code 50TLC4OK at checkout , you can get this high-quality scrubber for just $ 10 .
Now you have no excuse ... wash your face !
I know none of us are really dressing for the office right now—regardless to opinions to the contrary , if you can be comfortable while working from home , why wouldn ’ t you ?
Eventually , though , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and many will be returning to the offices .
Why not return in style with some dress shirts from The Tie Bar ?
They have some really stylish shirts that will match whatever your personal style is .
I personally like big , bold color for office wear , so I really like these Bright Buffalo Check shirts , but there are also shirts with more subdued color schemes like these Multicolored Check shirts .
Browse around The Tie Bar ’ s site and you ’ ll be sure to find something you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ sale to help you refresh your wardrobe !
& Other Stories is having a flash sale for today and today only—20 % off everything in the store !
You just need to use code SPRINGTREAT at checkout to make sure you get the discount .
& Other Stories focuses on creating quality feminine clothing , so if that ’ s your style , you ’ ll want to take a look at their best-sellers page .
Cute items like this Frilled Puff Sleeve Mini Dress are now only $ 95 , and there @ @ @ @ @ @ @ can grab to go with your new clothing .
You ’ re bound to find something you or a loved one will adore .
Tomorrow is 4/20 , and you know every place that allows you to smoke something is going to have a sale for the big deal—especially since most of us are stuck in quarantine .
With O2 Vape ’ s 420 sale , you can save big on some new vape pens and mods for the pens you already own .
I wish I could give some solid recommendations , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I know what I ’ m talking about when it comes to vaping .
The Vari-Vape 900 not only has a futuristic name , but looks the most like my vaping friend ’ s favorite portable pen , so I ’ m on the assumption that it ’ s a pretty good model to choose .
With code 30FOUR20 at checkout , you can get it for $ 50 .
That ’ s not bad at all !
Just make sure to make your decisions quick , because this sale ends at midnight @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on the federal government to sign every outstanding paper check before it ’ s postmarked , consider testing out Ella Paradis ’ take on the “ stimulus package.
” This gift box , which comprises two waterproof clitoral stimulators , will have you feeling gooooood through the weekend .
Just like that .
Although physical dates are off limits due to social distancing guidelines from the CDC , sex toys are the perfect outlet for your sexual deprivation .
Just charge it up via USB and you ’ re ready to get your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on your next Zoom call with a fuckbuddy or a longtime partner .
Order a set today and see if it gets here before my check does .
The sad thing is , it probably will .
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Need some lab tested , full spectrum CBD in your life ?
CBDistillery is offering 25 % off @ @ @ @ @ @ @ you enter the promo code KINJA25 at checkout in observance of CBD Awareness Day .
Today is the last day of this promotion , so net yourself an order of gummies , oils , vape pens and more before prices go back to normal Shipping is free on all items as well , due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis .
Our pals at REI are back with another round of deals .
Starting today until the 27th enjoy deep discounts on Camping , Fitness , and Biking gear .
I ’ m a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ so maybe , just maybe grabbing a tent and a cooler will help get us out of quarantine and into the woods sooner .
Worst case , living room or backyard adventures until then .
We ’ ve recommended some of REI ’ s best offerings but I want to throw out a quick few editions here .
Grab 25 % off their top-rated hammock and best-selling tent .
You can also snag this discount on customers ’ favorite women ’ s running shoes .
Whatever you choose you ’ ll still get @ @ @ @ @ @ @ bored of your quarantine wardrobe , or maybe you ’ re bunkered down in your childhood home with old clothes you haven ’ t worn since college , a little change in your attire can make social distancing at least a little more exciting , and cozy .
Right now you can get fleece crewneck shirts from JACHS NY for just $ 20 each using the promo code C20 .
When I was younger , I loved watching Xena : Warrior Princess .
Xena was badass !
That being said , I didn @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on in comic books .
So consider my surprise and delight to not only learn about them , but also learn that they ’ re on sale on Amazon ?
Both Xena : Warrior Princess and Battlestar Galatica comics are on sale , so whether your poison is fantasy or sci-fi , you ’ re covered .
These are digital copies , however , so make sure you have a good device to read them on !
I think we all need a little bit of a laugh right now .
Amazon seems @ @ @ @ @ @ @ comedies on sale for $ 5 to own , just in time for the weekend .
There are a number of them on sale , from classics like The Big Lebowski to more modern titles like Superbad , but you will have to go on a bit of a search for them , since there ’ s no deals page !
What ’ s with that , Amazon ?
Regardless , the three movies above will be a great place to start , whether it ’ s to chill out this weekend ... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
Either or .
Since Diamond has suspended distribution of new comics and the industry is all but at a crawl now we turn to our friends at ComiXology .
And as COVID has claimed another franchise causing the delay of No Time To Die .
But with time and sales come opportunity .
( You can also catch up on all those movies . )
Catch up on all of Dynamite ’ s James Bond lore now before the film ’ s release .
The current run is written by Vita Ayala @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for fans young and old .
The beautiful art is by Eric Gapstur and Erica D ’ Urso .
Issues # 5 and # 6 are due next month so plenty of time to dive into this series .
I will personally recommend the Case Files volume which is 50 % and all about how badass Moneypenny is .
With some issues as low as 99 cents have your personal Quartermaster fire up the Kindle and get these downloaded today .
Amazon is giving away three months of access to its increasingly impressive @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ll be asked to pay $ 8 monthly to continue .
That ’ s cheaper than most others , though , and you may like what you find after signup .
Amazon has one of the most extensive catalogs with over 60 million tracks , and the mobile app supports Alexa and all the devices she loves to dwell in , so you don ’ t have to move an inch in bed to start that morning routine playlist .
DOOM Eternal ?
Never met her .
If you own an Xbox One @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , Devil May Cry V , for just $ 16 on Amazon .
The fast-paced action title was great last year , it ’ s great this year , and it doesn ’ t give me motion sickness and has all the butt-rock you could ever want .
Unfortunately , the PlayStation 4 version is sold out on Amazon , but you can grab it at Best Buy for the same price .
Marvel ’ s Spider-Man might just be one of the best PlayStation 4 exclusives of this generation .
And now @ @ @ @ @ @ @ plus its three bonus chapters of DLC , all for $ 20 from Best Buy .
It ’ s a small price to pay for that rare game that makes you feel like Spider-Man .
Can ’ t wait for the disc ?
It ’ s also on sale at the PlayStation Store .
Now that we ’ ve all been working from home for a month or so it still might be a challenge .
Having to be a bit of our own IT department at times can be trying , but @ @ @ @ @ @ @ to lend a hand with a few issues we know you can handle .
For the next 20 days , they ’ ve got your technical bases covered all valued at $ 693 .
It ’ s not all work though .
They ’ ve managed to sneak a few games because you deserve to play also .
This is a great opportunity if you are looking for software to aid with encryption , password protection , storage backup , and even WordPerfect Office .
As always at each tier donations will be @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is no different and will be supporting those that are helping with the response to COVID-19 .
DEALS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED Listen up , agent : like anything its size , the James Bond collection is like a junkyard .
There ’ s a side that you just have no business venturing into , but if you can wade through the rusty crap , there ’ s a lot of value to be found .
There are 24 films from the series all packed into one massive collection , and VUDU is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 100 .
Even better , all of it is remastered in 4K Ultra HD .
From Russia With Love , Die Another Day , Goldfinger , GoldenEye , Tomorrow Never Dies , Casino Royale—I could go on and on and on and on and on about some of the best Bond films , but you ’ re just going to have to watch them all yourself to figure out your own perfect cocktail ( shaken , not stirred ) .
If you ’ re super clumsy like I am , you might want @ @ @ @ @ @ @ electronics .
Well , you ’ re in luck .
For a low $ 9 , you can get your hands on a two-pack of tempered glass screen protectors , that ’ ll keep your precious Nintendo Switch from the bumps and bruises of constant playing and sometimes falling off your couch or bed .
I would hop on this deal before it ’ s gone !
One way that I ’ ve been dealing with being stuck inside constantly is by working on refreshing my wardrobe .
Not only do I just @ @ @ @ @ @ @ but when I do get to see other people again , I want to look good .
Thankfully , it ’ s easy to find great deals on fashion , and Forever 21 is no exception : it ’ s offering 30 % of $ 85 or more purchases with the code REFRESH30 .
Forever 21 offers stylish clothing for cheap , so you can get a lot for $ 85 .
For example , these Stonewashed Mid-Rise Flare Jeans are only $ 30 , which isa third of the way to your @ @ @ @ @ @ @ this chance to stock up on closet staples that don ’ t need to be expensive , like these Scoop Neck Camis .
They ’ re already $ 3 apiece , but now you can buy all the colors and save even more .
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If you ’ re looking for ways to relax and chill @ @ @ @ @ @ @ for you .
For a limited time , you can use our exclusive code ( KINJA35 ) to get 35 % off sitewide .
What does that mean for you ?
Well , it means you can choose between tinctures , topicals , bath bombs , and even CBD that ’ s safe for PETS !
Yes , even your stressed out pups and cats can get in on the action .
Just remember to type in KINJA35 and you should be good to go !
Jump on this deal before it ’ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
We know quarantine has been long , and it ’ s certainly has been lonely .
Especially during the night .
All of a sudden , all of your baes on the hotline are in their homes , not able to visit ( for the greater good ! )
, but that just means you have an even larger itch to scratch .
Luckily , Bellesa has come through with the best fucking deal ever — they ’ re just ... giving away a selection of vibrators FOR FREE .
YES , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ’ re partnering with Womanizer to get everyone off ( safely ) throughout the COVID-19 crisis .
So , I would try my luck and get an amazing vibe to take you to your peak without ever leaving your home .
Orgasms during social distancing are what you make it ( literally ) .
Enter the give away and get off ( over and over again ) !
And while you ’ re there , definitely check out the not-free collection , it ’ s dope , too !
If you ’ ve @ @ @ @ @ @ @ is your chance to give it a go .
You ’ ve probably heard of this company with Finnish roots because they ’ re the ones with the mushroom coffee .
Hold up , stay with me !
I ’ m actually a huge fan of the chai tea and let me tell you there ’ s nothing ‘ shroomy going on here .
It tastes fantastic .
With so many of us working at home your morning cup of coffee has been an important routine and Four Sigmatic knows that .
They @ @ @ @ @ @ @ all their bundles just for these times .
Plant-based nutrition is a hot trend and these guys are no fools with their Work and/or Chill at home packets .
They ’ ve got all the bases covered .
Coffee to focus on work , protein powder to charge you workout , and even hot chocolate for chilling with Netflix .
Highly recommend the hot chocolate for your next binge session .
They ’ re so confident you ’ ll fall in love they ’ ve got a solid money-back guarantee if you don @ @ @ @ @ @ @ orders over $ 50 .
Lighting up your desk or nightstand has never been easier with the Taotronics light therapy lamp .
It ’ s down to $ 16 with the promo code KINJA028 , and has three levels of brightness that can even assist you when it ’ s daytime or night .
You can easily switch the brightness level by the tap of your finger on the light ’ s surface , and not only that , but the light is so compact it can fit almost anywhere .
Grab this @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Take it from someone whose phone ’ s USB-C port just shit the bed : it ’ s nice to have a wireless charger , and if you have multiple devices to juice up—say , your smartphone and some true wireless earbuds—you don ’ t have to buy multiple .
AUKEY ’ s 25W wireless charger falls to $ 30 with our exclusive promo code KINJAQ10 .
It won ’ t charge any of your Qi-compatible devices at that rate , however .
The juice is split up between all three pads , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 5W ( older devices ) , 7.5W ( newer iPhones ) , and 10W ( some newer Androids ) on any given contact .
Don ’ t worry about figuring out which one you ’ ll need to use .
The device and charging pad will discuss all that whenever they shake hands .

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A Private Internet Access deal, an Amazon TV Recast, Apple Airpods, a pair of Sony WH-1000XM3 headphones, a Cuisinart Griddle, and an Elgato Stream Deck lead Monday’s best deals.
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The best VPN, according to our readers here on The Inventory, is Private Internet Access. To pay forward the support they saw in our respective Co-Op two short years ago, they’re offering 3 extra months FREE with the purchase of a 1-year sub.
Their high favorability among readers across the Giz/Onion (that’s what G/O stands for!) network is evident. In 2014, Private Internet Access topped off Lifehacker’s Hive Five list of the best VPNs on the market. Four years later, our readers voted the same way.
Though closed-source VPNs have sparked controversy over the years, PIA has set itself apart as a trailblazer in the space. Now go ahead and start following internet privacy best practices today so you can browse and stream worry-free in your extra time spent at home.
You never know how long we’ll be stuck at home; in the meantime, play it safe and subscribe for a year to snap up your freebie while the deal’s still active.
Your home office is due for an upgrade, and there’s no better time than the present to give your workstation the aesthetic and functional treatment it deserves. To help you along on your search, Nomad Goods is giving you 15% off its entire gamut of work-from-home products including base station wireless charging mats and stands, mousepads, and premium-quality braided USB-C cables.
Simply plug in our exclusive promo code KINJA15 at checkout and experience the savings for yourself. While I can’t speak on the quality of the mousepads, our commerce editor Jordan McMahon recently praised Nomad’s customer service for providing a second Kevlar cable when the first one was lost in the mail. We can both attest to the heft and durability of these cables.
I recently started testing the Nomad Base Station Apple Watch Edition for myself, and it’s infinitely better looking and more reliable than the Mophie charging station I was using before. That said, it also costs a great deal more even with this discount. If you have the spare cash, though, it’s worth the steep price hike for a product that is built to last and blend in with the furniture.
Apple Airpods | $140 | Best Buy
For all the Apple-obsessed folks out there, I have some good news for you — Best Buy is selling a pair of Airpods for $140, which is down from their original price of $160. Like all Apple products, it connects with your iPhone and Macs with ease, has hours of playtime, and can easily charge once you place them in the carrying case. I would hop on this deal before it’s gone.
Entertainment is one of the most shocking monthly expenses when you’re poking around the bank account looking for ways to save. Some people spend hundreds to keep themselves joyous without even realizing it. The cable bill probably adds the biggest singular chunk, though, and if you’ve deemed it’s time to cut back, you have no shortage of options to fill in the gaps. If you’ve decided you’re fine with over-the-air broadcasts using an HD antenna but you still want your DVR features, an Amazon Fire TV Recast is an excellent buy, especially at $85 off, and especially if you’re already knee-deep in Amazon’s digital content ecosystem.
Combined with an antenna and an Amazon Fire device—whether that’s Stick, Cube, TV, or Echo Show—you’ll be able to record up to four shows simultaneously, and it’ll hold up to 150 hours worth of recordings. You can also grab the two-stream, 75-hour unit for $145 if you’re dealing with a smaller household. And it wouldn’t be an Amazon product without Alexa butting into everyone’s business, so she’ll be there to help you find stuff to watch, too.
Normal charger wires just... get in the way, sometimes. The outlet for my phone’s charging plug and cable is right up against my bed, and with a normal charger the wire gets really bent with the pressure of the mattress against it. That’s no good. I think it’s about time to invest in some angled wires. AUKEY’s 90 degree wires make it so they don’t get bent out of shape in my outlet, and even helps to keep the wire out of the way if I’m using my phone while charging. By using code U4PJ462S at checkout, you can two of these wires for just $9.
If you’re just starting out in your gaming career, this Corsair bundle might do you some good. It comes with three wired peripherals and a mousepad, and right now, Best Buy has the whole family down to $85.
The items include the K55 RGB keyboard, which isn’t mechanical, but at least it has customizable color, six programmable macro keys, and media controls! You’ll also get the Harpoon RGB Pro mouse with a 12,000 dpi sensor, the VOID Pro stereo headset, and that aforementioned mousepad.
You’ll outgrow almost all these things in time, but if you just need a cheap upgrade to the junk your computer shipped with, this is a hard deal to pass up.
Streamer? YouTuber? Someone who has a weird obsession with hotkeys? Whatever your creed, the Elgato Stream Deck XL is a fun tool. Its 32 LCD keys can be customized with custom actions and their associated icons, and today, you can grab one for $202 at Amazon.
Normally $250, the Elgato Stream Deck XL has direct integrations with many popular apps, smart home products, and more, allowing you to change scenes, mute mics, and play all your favorite cheesy soundites in Streamlabs OBS, Xsplit, or Elgato with a single tap.
I know none of us are taking flights right now, but you know what’s one of the worst things about them? Lots of noise when you’re trying to concentrate or sleep. It can be hell, especially on long flights. What if I told you that these Sony WH1000XM3 headphones could block out the loud talking and babies crying? You’d say that’s worth the price of admission, right?
Well, you’re in luck, as Amazon has these amazing headphones for just $278, or $72 off. In addition to true noise cancelling, this headset offers up to 30 hours of listening time between charges and a Quick Attention feature where you can quickly turn down the volume for conversation. It’s a nifty set of headphones!
If Amazon sells out, you can also pick them up from Best Buy for $280.
To commemorate the week of the Egg, NordVPN wants to respect your privacy by encouraging you to respect it yourself. For a limited time, you’ll get a free month or year when you subscribe to the service for 3 years using the promo code KINJAEASTER. Better still, the 3-year membership is 70% off, so essentially you’re getting two deals for the price of one. They don’t call us Kinja Deals for nothing.
Now whether you get a month or a year at checkout is admittedly a gamble because the outcome is applied at random. To be honest, though, it’s kind of a win-win. Either way you’re getting 3 years of solace in the knowledge that your browsing habits will be kept to yourself. Dodge roll all the targeted ads and spare yourself unwanted ISP surveillance today.
Even on sale, smartwatches can be really expensive. But, eventually smartwatch makers want to move stock, and that’s when you get some really deep discounts. Fossil is having a sale on their Gen 4 smartwatches, and now is a perfect time to strap up (your wrist).
The Gen 4 Fossil watches do all that you would expect from a smartwatch like giving you notifications and counting steps, as well as a heart rate monitor. Sure, it doesn’t have a million bells and whistles like Garmin and Fitbit watches have, but do you really need a watch to tell you how stressed you are? I’m well aware of my existential dread Garmin, thank you.
Best Buy has one of the best deals we’ve seen on the new iPhone SE so far. The phone is usually $400 outright, but you can buy the Sprint model for $300 at the big box retailer when you add a new line, and they’ll throw in a $50 gift card for your troubles.
This is a great deal for Sprint users, but even if you aren’t, it’s still worth considering. The phone is not unlocked, but you can unlock it after 50 days of qualifying service.
Here’s a little pro-tip: buy the phone, get yourself a no-commitment $35 Kickstart Unlimited plan—the cheapest available—and unlock your smartphone after 50 days, then cancel. Since it’s an iPhone, you won’t have to worry about network compatibility as they’re all designed to work on almost any network globally. You’re paying a bit over $70 after taxes and fees by the end of it all, but that still represents an overall discount.
Need mobile storage? Right now, Western Digital has SanDisk’s 256GB Ultra microSD card for $43. It features class 10, UHS-1 speeds of up to 100 megabytes per second, which is fast enough for most gaming, work, and photography needs. It should also work just fine for 4K video recording, but your mileage may vary.
If you’re still flying around the internet without your virtual seatbelt and locking your internet doors, stop. Buy Webroot right now. It’s only $15 to protect three devices for a year, and that goes whether you’re on Mac or PC. If you have more, you can get a five-device subscription for $28 (Mac version here). Now please, go over that story your mother taught you about the birds and the GBs and never go without protection again!
Everyone’s home, everyone’s loud, and everything is terrible, but not with the right pair of active noise-cancelling (ANC) headphones. Last year, TaoTronics proved itself a worthy contender to the budget ANC throne with a $110 pair of hybrids, which cost less than half the price of Sony’s amazing WH-1000XM3's.
Now it has a $55 pair that’s 32% off with the onsite coupon combined with our exclusive promo code KINJA9E6, bringing the final price to $37 before tax. Considering these headphones just came out two months ago, this is the deal to beat on the 2020 version of TaoTronic’s active noise-cancelling headphones.
With 40 hours of battery life, USB-C charging, Bluetooth 5.0, and a CVC 8.0 mic, it’s time to shut out all the bad stuff and focus on your inner-healing with the vibration of music, or perhaps some soothing ASMR.
These headphones will help you do just that, if only for a fleeting moment:
Listen, sometimes your space doesn’t smell as great as you would like it. It might not even be anything that you did, but these air purifying bags can help. They’re only $14 with a promo code, and come in a pack of eight, so you can spread them throughout your apartment or house for some sweet-smelling relief. But how do they even work? Well, the charcoal basically absorbs bad-smelling particles in the air, while at the same time, releasing a nice smell from the open, mesh fabric. You can reuse these for up to two years, depending on how bad your closet, car, or bathroom smells. Do what you gotta do and snatch ‘em before they’re gone! Just make sure to type in “XW4UYYIK” at checkout.
Most griddles do the same thing: they heat your food evenly across a big surface area, and some look like a printing press, but it’s not newspaper you’ll be stamping down. This Cuisinart Elite Griddler is perhaps the best you can find for the job, and with a 17% discount, your total to own one is $140.
Why is this one so good? Unlike many cheaper models, the Elite tosses its heating elements directly within each reversible plate, giving you consistent heating on both sides. This particular model also has dual temperature zones, so you can have two different things going at once if they require different cooking temperatures, and with 240 square inches of a grilling surface to work with, that’s totally doable. Whether you’re making a quick grilled cheese or searing a juicy steak, the Cuisinart Elite Griddler could change the way you cook everything.
These days, if there’s anything you can do to prevent the spread of germs, you should probably do it. That means less touching, and with this awesome deal from Woot, that can now apply to your soap dispenser. This Kohler unit holds 8.45 ounces of liquid protection, and Woot’s latest discount brings the take-home cost down to $35.
It works with either foam or liquid compounds, there’s a window to tell you how much you have left, and it’ll even help you with a timer light that lasts 20seconds, which is widely considered to be the bare minimum for a thorough cleansing.
The world’s been having a rough go of it the last few months. I’ve spent my fair share of days laying in bed, watching Tiger King and wasting away, but as it turns out, humans need to eat. Well, Reese’s count as a meal, right? You’ll have to wait until early May, but if you don’t mind this Reese’s Miniatures Party Pack is only $6 on Amazon. Apparently it comes with about 39 servings, and each serving is 3 mini peanut butter cups... I’ve done the math, and it’s definitely entirely too much chocolate and peanut butter.
But hell, treat yourself, right?
Ready to smarten up your home? You’re in luck, as Wyze’s Smart Home starter kit is on sale for $79 at Amazon. What does this package include? Well, you get...
Waze Cam with a 32GB MicroSD
2 Contact Sensors
1 Motion Sensors
1 Sensor Bridge (this makes sure the sensors and camera work together)
2 Wyze plugs
3 Wyze lightbulbs
All of this works together to create a sensor-based home secrurity system, and also lets you tell Alexa or your Google Assistant to turn on some lights. A pretty nice deal for only $79!
Hot plates can be used for a lot of different things. If you’re out camping, you can cook whatever you’d normally need to use a stovetop for, on a surface with controller heat. If you live in a studio apartment or dorm without a kitchen, a hot plate can help you heat up water and cook some food. It’s just helpful! Now, if you use code VH2IHBQB at checkout, you can get one of these babies for just $23.
Anyone could use a good foot massager, especially any essential workers having to work during these difficult times. For anyone that needs it, Naipo’s Shiatsu Foot Massager is down from its usual $300 price all the way to $95, if you use code 3AHL7I4P at checkout. I have used Naipo’s back and shoulder massager in the past, and I can attest to how awesome that is—if this foot massager is anything like that, this will be worth the price.
Whether you’re out and about on social distancing walks or essential grocery runs, or even just in another room doing WFH stuff, you still need to keep a close eye on the happenings inside your house. Lucky for you, Eufy is running a sale on its 2K indoor security cameras, both the standard and pan/tilt models.
Straight from the company’s site, you can fetch yourself a stationary indoor cam for $26 using the promo code WSEUFYIDC1 or the upgraded pan and tilt version for $37 if you enter the coupon WSEUFYIDC2 at checkout. It might take some time to arrive as the website says orders won’t ship until late May, but hey, it never hurts to think ahead, especially at these impulse-buy prices.
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Life is pretty terrifying right now, if I’m being honest. But, on the bright side, it is 4/20 which means it’s my birthday. To celebrate my birthday and nothing else, Sunday Scaries is giving our readers an exclusive 50% discount on its “Dawn To Yawn” package using the promo code KINJA50. Included in the mix are two types of gummies and a nighttime tincture, all of which contain vitamins and/or energy supplements.
Keep your head up (during the day) and down at night! The plain “Gummies for Chillin’” comprised in this bundle are blessed with Vitamin B12, D3, and broad spectrum CBD with 0% THC. The second batch, “Sour Gummies for Chillin’” incorporates organic sunflower oil, vitamin B12, and broad spectrum CBD. Last, the nighttime oil tincture combines Vitamin D3, coconut oil, and broad spectrum CBD for a night well rested.
Whatever your mood or preferred time of day to enjoy your daily dose, Sunday Scaries has got you covered. Subscribe for $50/month or try it once for $65 with our exclusive KINJA50 coupon.
Did you grab that face scrubber? Good! Now, take your skincare routine to a new level with some Philosophy beauty products. This week, use code 30OFF to get, you guessed it, 30% off your order.
Not sure what to get? Why not give your lips a little TLC with the Ultimate Miracle Worker Lip Serum? Or, if you need to complete your facial routine and aren’t sure what to do, the Purity Made Simple facial cleanser is a simple addition to your mornings. Make sure to give Philosophy’s best-sellers list a look and figure out what product is best for you.
Wash your face. No, I’m serious. Haven’t you seen an episode of Queer Eye? A facial skin routine is important! This face scrubber has “four function modes” to clean your face and whatnot, but the main purpose is to scrub off dead skin before they muck up your pores and cause acne. Now, by using code 50TLC4OK at checkout, you can get this high-quality scrubber for just $10. Now you have no excuse... wash your face!
I know none of us are really dressing for the office right now—regardless to opinions to the contrary, if you can be comfortable while working from home, why wouldn’t you? Eventually, though, things will get back to normal, and many will be returning to the offices. Why not return in style with some dress shirts from The Tie Bar?
They have some really stylish shirts that will match whatever your personal style is. I personally like big, bold color for office wear, so I really like these Bright Buffalo Check shirts, but there are also shirts with more subdued color schemes like these Multicolored Check shirts. Browse around The Tie Bar’s site and you’ll be sure to find something you like.
Another day, another clothing sale to help you refresh your wardrobe! & Other Stories is having a flash sale for today and today only—20% off everything in the store! You just need to use code SPRINGTREAT at checkout to make sure you get the discount.
& Other Stories focuses on creating quality feminine clothing, so if that’s your style, you’ll want to take a look at their best-sellers page. Cute items like this Frilled Puff Sleeve Mini Dress are now only $95, and there is also some nice looking jewelry you can grab to go with your new clothing. You’re bound to find something you or a loved one will adore.
Tomorrow is 4/20, and you know every place that allows you to smoke something is going to have a sale for the big deal—especially since most of us are stuck in quarantine. With O2 Vape’s 420 sale, you can save big on some new vape pens and mods for the pens you already own.
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I wish I could give some solid recommendations, but that would make it sound like I know what I’m talking about when it comes to vaping. The Vari-Vape 900 not only has a futuristic name, but looks the most like my vaping friend’s favorite portable pen, so I’m on the assumption that it’s a pretty good model to choose. With code 30FOUR20 at checkout, you can get it for $50. That’s not bad at all!
Just make sure to make your decisions quick, because this sale ends at midnight tomorrow!
While you sit around waiting on the federal government to sign every outstanding paper check before it’s postmarked, consider testing out Ella Paradis’ take on the “stimulus package.” This gift box, which comprises two waterproof clitoral stimulators, will have you feeling gooooood through the weekend. Just like that.
Although physical dates are off limits due to social distancing guidelines from the CDC, sex toys are the perfect outlet for your sexual deprivation. Just charge it up via USB and you’re ready to get your rocks off. Maybe even try it on your next Zoom call with a fuckbuddy or a longtime partner. Order a set today and see if it gets here before my check does. The sad thing is, it probably will.
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Need some lab tested, full spectrum CBD in your life? CBDistillery is offering 25% off everything on their site right now when you enter the promo code KINJA25 at checkout in observance of CBD Awareness Day. Today is the last day of this promotion, so net yourself an order of gummies, oils, vape pens and more before prices go back to normal
Shipping is free on all items as well, due to the ongoing COVID-19 crisis.
Our pals at REI are back with another round of deals. Starting today until the 27th enjoy deep discounts on Camping, Fitness, and Biking gear. I’m a big believer in willing what you want so maybe, just maybe grabbing a tent and a cooler will help get us out of quarantine and into the woods sooner. Worst case, living room or backyard adventures until then.
We’ve recommended some of REI’s best offerings but I want to throw out a quick few editions here. Grab 25% off their top-rated hammock and best-selling tent. You can also snag this discount on customers’ favorite women’s running shoes.
Whatever you choose you’ll still get free shipping.
Maybe you’re bored of your quarantine wardrobe, or maybe you’re bunkered down in your childhood home with old clothes you haven’t worn since college, a little change in your attire can make social distancing at least a little more exciting, and cozy. Right now you can get fleece crewneck shirts from JACHS NY for just $20 each using the promo code C20.
When I was younger, I loved watching Xena: Warrior Princess. Xena was badass! That being said, I didn’t know the Xena story lived on in comic books. So consider my surprise and delight to not only learn about them, but also learn that they’re on sale on Amazon? Both Xena: Warrior Princess and Battlestar Galatica comics are on sale, so whether your poison is fantasy or sci-fi, you’re covered. These are digital copies, however, so make sure you have a good device to read them on!
I think we all need a little bit of a laugh right now. Amazon seems to agree, so they have some comedies on sale for $5 to own, just in time for the weekend. There are a number of them on sale, from classics like The Big Lebowski to more modern titles like Superbad, but you will have to go on a bit of a search for them, since there’s no deals page! What’s with that, Amazon?
Regardless, the three movies above will be a great place to start, whether it’s to chill out this weekend... or to enjoy on the holiday Monday. Either or.
Since Diamond has suspended distribution of new comics and the industry is all but at a crawl now we turn to our friends at ComiXology. And as COVID has claimed another franchise causing the delay of No Time To Die. But with time and sales come opportunity. (You can also catch up on all those movies.)
Catch up on all of Dynamite’s James Bond lore now before the film’s release. The current run is written by Vita Ayala and Danny Lore is a real treat for fans young and old. The beautiful art is by Eric Gapstur and Erica D’Urso. Issues #5 and #6 are due next month so plenty of time to dive into this series.
I will personally recommend the Case Files volume which is 50% and all about how badass Moneypenny is.
With some issues as low as 99 cents have your personal Quartermaster fire up the Kindle and get these downloaded today.
Amazon is giving away three months of access to its increasingly impressive music service, after which you’ll be asked to pay $8 monthly to continue. That’s cheaper than most others, though, and you may like what you find after signup.
Amazon has one of the most extensive catalogs with over 60 million tracks, and the mobile app supports Alexa and all the devices she loves to dwell in, so you don’t have to move an inch in bed to start that morning routine playlist.
DOOM Eternal? Never met her. If you own an Xbox One, get the best demon ass-kicking game, Devil May Cry V, for just $16 on Amazon. The fast-paced action title was great last year, it’s great this year, and it doesn’t give me motion sickness and has all the butt-rock you could ever want.
Unfortunately, the PlayStation 4 version is sold out on Amazon, but you can grab it at Best Buy for the same price.
Marvel’s Spider-Man might just be one of the best PlayStation 4 exclusives of this generation. And now, you can get the game, plus its three bonus chapters of DLC, all for $20 from Best Buy. It’s a small price to pay for that rare game that makes you feel like Spider-Man.
Can’t wait for the disc? It’s also on sale at the PlayStation Store.
Now that we’ve all been working from home for a month or so it still might be a challenge. Having to be a bit of our own IT department at times can be trying, but fear not! Humble Bundle would love to lend a hand with a few issues we know you can handle. For the next 20 days, they’ve got your technical bases covered all valued at $693.
It’s not all work though. They’ve managed to sneak a few games because you deserve to play also. This is a great opportunity if you are looking for software to aid with encryption, password protection, storage backup, and even WordPerfect Office.
As always at each tier donations will be made to charitable organizations. This bundle is no different and will be supporting those that are helping with the response to COVID-19.
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Listen up, agent: like anything its size, the James Bond collection is like a junkyard. There’s a side that you just have no business venturing into, but if you can wade through the rusty crap, there’s a lot of value to be found. There are 24 films from the series all packed into one massive collection, and VUDU is letting that collection go for just $100.
Even better, all of it is remastered in 4K Ultra HD. From Russia With Love, Die Another Day, Goldfinger, GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, Casino Royale—I could go on and on and on and on and on about some of the best Bond films, but you’re just going to have to watch them all yourself to figure out your own perfect cocktail (shaken, not stirred).
If you’re super clumsy like I am, you might want to take steps to protect your handheld electronics. Well, you’re in luck. For a low $9, you can get your hands on a two-pack of tempered glass screen protectors, that’ll keep your precious Nintendo Switch from the bumps and bruises of constant playing and sometimes falling off your couch or bed. I would hop on this deal before it’s gone!
One way that I’ve been dealing with being stuck inside constantly is by working on refreshing my wardrobe. Not only do I just want to be comfortable each day, but when I do get to see other people again, I want to look good. Thankfully, it’s easy to find great deals on fashion, and Forever 21 is no exception: it’s offering 30% of $85 or more purchases with the code REFRESH30.
Forever 21 offers stylish clothing for cheap, so you can get a lot for $85. For example, these Stonewashed Mid-Rise Flare Jeans are only $30, which isa third of the way to your purchase goal. You can also use this chance to stock up on closet staples that don’t need to be expensive, like these Scoop Neck Camis. They’re already $3 apiece, but now you can buy all the colors and save even more.
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If you’re looking for ways to relax and chill out, we have a great deal for you. For a limited time, you can use our exclusive code (KINJA35) to get 35% off sitewide. What does that mean for you? Well, it means you can choose between tinctures, topicals, bath bombs, and even CBD that’s safe for PETS! Yes, even your stressed out pups and cats can get in on the action. Just remember to type in KINJA35 and you should be good to go! Jump on this deal before it’s gone!
Ok y’all. We know quarantine has been long, and it’s certainly has been lonely. Especially during the night. All of a sudden, all of your baes on the hotline are in their homes, not able to visit (for the greater good!), but that just means you have an even larger itch to scratch. Luckily, Bellesa has come through with the best fucking deal ever — they’re just...giving away a selection of vibrators FOR FREE. YES, you heard me. Free. They’re partnering with Womanizer to get everyone off (safely) throughout the COVID-19 crisis. So, I would try my luck and get an amazing vibe to take you to your peak without ever leaving your home. Orgasms during social distancing are what you make it (literally). Enter the give away and get off (over and over again)! And while you’re there, definitely check out the not-free collection, it’s dope, too!
If you’ve ever been curious about Four Sigmatic no is your chance to give it a go. You’ve probably heard of this company with Finnish roots because they’re the ones with the mushroom coffee. Hold up, stay with me! I’m actually a huge fan of the chai tea and let me tell you there’s nothing ‘shroomy going on here. It tastes fantastic.
With so many of us working at home your morning cup of coffee has been an important routine and Four Sigmatic knows that. They are offering up to 45% off all their bundles just for these times. Plant-based nutrition is a hot trend and these guys are no fools with their Work and/or Chill at home packets. They’ve got all the bases covered. Coffee to focus on work, protein powder to charge you workout, and even hot chocolate for chilling with Netflix. Highly recommend the hot chocolate for your next binge session.
They’re so confident you’ll fall in love they’ve got a solid money-back guarantee if you don’t. Free shipping on all orders over $50.
Lighting up your desk or nightstand has never been easier with the Taotronics light therapy lamp. It’s down to $16 with the promo code KINJA028, and has three levels of brightness that can even assist you when it’s daytime or night. You can easily switch the brightness level by the tap of your finger on the light’s surface, and not only that, but the light is so compact it can fit almost anywhere. Grab this light before it’s gone!
Take it from someone whose phone’s USB-C port just shit the bed: it’s nice to have a wireless charger, and if you have multiple devices to juice up—say, your smartphone and some true wireless earbuds—you don’t have to buy multiple. AUKEY’s 25W wireless charger falls to $30 with our exclusive promo code KINJAQ10.
It won’t charge any of your Qi-compatible devices at that rate, however. The juice is split up between all three pads, giving you the ability to charge at 5W (older devices), 7.5W (newer iPhones), and 10W (some newer Androids) on any given contact. Don’t worry about figuring out which one you’ll need to use. The device and charging pad will discuss all that whenever they shake hands.


theroot--2020-04-20--Dion Waiters Reflects on Mental Health Struggles In Revealing New Interview: 'Depression Is Fake Hap

Dion Waiters Reflects on Mental Health Struggles In Revealing New Interview: 'Depression Is Fake Happiness'

Try as he may , the 28-year-old NBA star has yet to fully capitalize on his tremendous athleticism and natural scoring ability .
As a result , he ’ s pinballed between the Cleveland Cavaliers , the Oklahoma City Thunder , the Miami Heat and the Los Angeles Lakers over the course of an eight-year career that ’ ll be best remembered for killing locker rooms instead of his opponents on the court .
Hell , this season alone , he was suspended on three separate occasions by the Miami Heat : a t the beginning of the season for @ @ @ @ @ @ @ way of categorizing his penchant for sulking on the bench and refusing to adhere to the team ’ s offseason fitness program—in November for 10 games after ingesting edibles on a team plane and in December for “ failure to adhere to team policies , violation of team rules and continued insubordination ” after he posted pictures of himself partying on a boat while he was supposedly sick .
The embattled scorer has since moved on to the Los Angeles Lakers and while he has yet to make his season debut with his @ @ @ @ @ @ @ entire world on pause , it seems he ’ s used the downtime to reflect on his turbulent career and the role that mental illness has likely played in it .
In “ 24 , ” a new Kobe Bryant-inspired column over at the Player ’ s Tribune , players are encouraged to “ share 24 truths that have shaped their life.
” The only rule is “ no bullshit , ” and the former Big East Sixth Man of the Year kept it realer than most .
Even the hardest motherfuckers in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
No cap .
You know , I think sometimes the world needs to be reminded that we ’ re not superheroes .
I came from the bottom .
I seen it all .
But when I go home at night , I ’ m just like you .
I go through depression , just like you .
I go through anxiety , just like you .
This last year and a half , I done been through it .
He later describes depression as “ fake happiness ” because “ you lie @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , ” then adds , “ Your body literally feels different .
You ’ re just not you.
” He also suggests that time with loved ones helped alleviate his struggles with mental health .
When your mental health is a problem , the solution is right there .
You got ta turn to the people who love you .
I mean really love you .
Not the fake love .
I ’ m talking about FAMILY .
Sometimes I ’ d be lying in bed , feeling like trash .
And my @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ’ clock in the morning like , “ Daaaaaaddd , get upppppp !
Aaahhhhhhhhhh !
!
!
!
!
!
” Jumping on me , hugging me .
And it ’ s like … damn .
I ain ’ t have that as a kid , you know ?
That feeling fixes you up for a minute .
In addressing the immaturity that ’ s plagued his career , he admits to being a “ dumbass ” during his three-year stint in Cleveland .
I ain ’ t gon na lie to you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ days ?
I was still a kid , too .
A dumbass kid , trying to figure it out .
Bron used to show me different wines , different kinds of food .
I was Philly Philly .
I was raw .
But Bron took me under his wing—and now all these years later , here we are again .
Less hair , more wisdom .
Life is crazy , right ?
Damn .
He also took the time to own up to his mistakes in Miami , while alluding to the stranglehold @ @ @ @ @ @ @ time .
Later , he clarifies that he never had a seizure during that infamous incident , despite numerous reports to the contrary .
“ Ask the doctors .
Ask my Heat teammates , ” he says .
“ They can speak on it .
For that B.S .
to come out , it ain ’ t right .
I made a mistake , but for someone to leak that , and for my family to hear it ?
Shit .
It ain ’ t right.
” He also reveals that the deluge @ @ @ @ @ @ @ on NBA players , admits to having trouble sleeping and takes tremendous pride in being himself , no matter the consequences .
“ ‘ That motherfucker was always himself.
’ If they say that , I ’ ll be happy , ” he says .
“ If they say that , then I don ’ t care about nothing else.
” In all , the column provides an insightful look into one of the most polarizing figures in the league today and provides a bit of context into some of his questionable behavior @ @ @ @ @ @ @ its entirety here .

Dion Waiters can’t get right.
Try as he may, the 28-year-old NBA star has yet to fully capitalize on his tremendous athleticism and natural scoring ability. As a result, he’s pinballed between the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Miami Heat and the Los Angeles Lakers over the course of an eight-year career that’ll be best remembered for killing locker rooms instead of his opponents on the court.
Hell, this season alone, he was suspended on three separate occasions by the Miami Heat: a t the beginning of the season for “unprofessional conduct”—the politically correct way of categorizing his penchant for sulking on the bench and refusing to adhere to the team’s offseason fitness program—in November for 10 games after ingesting edibles on a team plane and in December for “failure to adhere to team policies, violation of team rules and continued insubordination” after he posted pictures of himself partying on a boat while he was supposedly sick.
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The embattled scorer has since moved on to the Los Angeles Lakers and while he has yet to make his season debut with his new team due to COVID-19 putting the entire world on pause, it seems he’s used the downtime to reflect on his turbulent career and the role that mental illness has likely played in it.
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In “24,” a new Kobe Bryant-inspired column over at the Player’s Tribune, players are encouraged to “share 24 truths that have shaped their life.” The only rule is “no bullshit,” and the former Big East Sixth Man of the Year kept it realer than most.
On depression:
Even the hardest motherfuckers in the world go through depression, man. No cap. You know, I think sometimes the world needs to be reminded that we’re not superheroes. I came from the bottom. I seen it all. But when I go home at night, I’m just like you. I go through depression, just like you. I go through anxiety, just like you. This last year and a half, I done been through it.
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He later describes depression as “fake happiness” because “you lie to yourself” and “hide things,” then adds, “Your body literally feels different. You’re just not you.”
He also suggests that time with loved ones helped alleviate his struggles with mental health.
When your mental health is a problem, the solution is right there. You gotta turn to the people who love you. I mean really love you. Not the fake love. I’m talking about FAMILY. Sometimes I’d be lying in bed, feeling like trash. And my daughter Dior runs in, seven o’clock in the morning like, “Daaaaaaddd, get upppppp! Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!” Jumping on me, hugging me. And it’s like … damn. I ain’t have that as a kid, you know? That feeling fixes you up for a minute.
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In addressing the immaturity that’s plagued his career, he admits to being a “dumbass” during his three-year stint in Cleveland.
I ain’t gonna lie to you. Back then, in those Cleveland days? I was still a kid, too. A dumbass kid, trying to figure it out. Bron used to show me different wines, different kinds of food. I was Philly Philly. I was raw. But Bron took me under his wing—and now all these years later, here we are again. Less hair, more wisdom. Life is crazy, right? Damn.
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He also took the time to own up to his mistakes in Miami, while alluding to the stranglehold that depression had on him at the time.
The plane incident in Miami? It’s on me. I own that. It was idiotic on my behalf—point-blank, period. What’s crazy is, my whole life I been a leader. I’m not a follower. [Miami Heat president] Pat [Riley] knows me. He knows I don’t do drugs. But sometimes when you’re going through dark times, you can fall trap to things you’d never do in your right mind.
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Later, he clarifies that he never had a seizure during that infamous incident, despite numerous reports to the contrary.
“Ask the doctors. Ask my Heat teammates,” he says. “They can speak on it. For that B.S. to come out, it ain’t right. I made a mistake, but for someone to leak that, and for my family to hear it? Shit. It ain’t right.”
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He also reveals that the deluge of unsolicited critiques on social media wear on NBA players, admits to having trouble sleeping and takes tremendous pride in being himself, no matter the consequences.
“‘That motherfucker was always himself.’ If they say that, I’ll be happy,” he says. “If they say that, then I don’t care about nothing else.”
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In all, the column provides an insightful look into one of the most polarizing figures in the league today and provides a bit of context into some of his questionable behavior.
You can read the interview in its entirety here.


theroot--2020-04-20--Shake Shack Returns $10 Million in Relief Funds and Asks That Small Businesses Be Given More Access

The Paycheck Protection Program was included as part of the Coronavirus Aid , Relief and Economic Security ( CARES ) Act and was touted as a relief fund aimed at bailing out small businesses and nonprofits and helping them pay their workers during the coronavirus pandemic .
But since the $ 349 billion stimulus package overseen by the Small Business Administration ran out of money last week , it has been criticized for allowing large shares of the fund to go to chain restaurants and hotels .
Now , one restaurant chain is giving back the money it received .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ Shack CEO Randy Garutti and chairman Danny Meyer revealed in an open letter that the company will be returning a $ 10 million loan that they were approved for because they are “ fortunate to now have access to capital that others do not.
” “ Until every restaurant that needs it has had the same opportunity to receive assistance , we ’ re returning ours.
” the letter reads .
Garutti told CNN that the decision to return the funds was made after the company discovered that the small businesses that the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ helping , we re not getting access to it .
“ That doesn ’ t seem right to us , ” he said .
“ As we watched this opportunity play out over the weeks , it was very clear that the program was underfunded and wasn ’ t set up for everyone to win.
” When asked why the company applied for the loan in the first place despite having other resources , Garutti said that it was about “ taking care ” of its workforce .
“ Our team members have @ @ @ @ @ @ @ in the world , ” he said .
“ By returning our $ 10 million , that $ 10 million can go back into the pot and go to the people that deserve it .
We hope it can go inspire the next round , ” he continued .
In that open letter , Garutti and Meyer acknowledge President Trump ’ s announcement that his administration is working on getting the PPP around $ 300 billion in additional funding .
They urged Congress to ensure that those funds are made available to the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ It ’ s inexcusable to leave restaurants out because no one told them to get in line by the time the funding dried up , ” they wrote .
“ That unfairly pits restaurants against restaurants .
This industry rises and falls together .
And if there is a concern that once again the government will have not allocated adequate funding , then send business to the front of the PPP line which has more limited access to outside funding.
” The letter also asks that each restaurant that applies be assigned a @ @ @ @ @ @ @ that the “ arbitrary June forgiveness date ” for PPP loans be eliminated pointing to the fact that “ This virus has moved in waves with a different timeline in different parts of our country .
”

The Paycheck Protection Program was included as part of the Coronavirus Aid, Relief and Economic Security (CARES) Act and was touted as a relief fund aimed at bailing out small businesses and nonprofits and helping them pay their workers during the coronavirus pandemic. But since the $349 billion stimulus package overseen by the Small Business Administration ran out of money last week, it has been criticized for allowing large shares of the fund to go to chain restaurants and hotels. Now, one restaurant chain is giving back the money it received.
CNN reports that on Friday, Shake Shack CEO Randy Garutti and chairman Danny Meyer revealed in an open letter that the company will be returning a $10 million loan that they were approved for because they are “fortunate to now have access to capital that others do not.”
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“Until every restaurant that needs it has had the same opportunity to receive assistance, we’re returning ours.” the letter reads.
Garutti told CNN that the decision to return the funds was made after the company discovered that the small businesses that the loan was purported to be aimed at helping, we re not getting access to it.
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“That doesn’t seem right to us,” he said. “As we watched this opportunity play out over the weeks, it was very clear that the program was underfunded and wasn’t set up for everyone to win.”
When asked why the company applied for the loan in the first place despite having other resources, Garutti said that it was about “taking care” of its workforce.
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“Our team members have equal value to any other team member in the world,” he said.
“By returning our $10 million, that $10 million can go back into the pot and go to the people that deserve it. We hope it can go inspire the next round,” he continued.
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In that open letter, Garutti and Meyer acknowledge President Trump’s announcement that his administration is working on getting the PPP around $300 billion in additional funding. They urged Congress to ensure that those funds are made available to the smaller restaurants that need them.
“It’s inexcusable to leave restaurants out because no one told them to get in line by the time the funding dried up,” they wrote. “That unfairly pits restaurants against restaurants. This industry rises and falls together. And if there is a concern that once again the government will have not allocated adequate funding, then send business to the front of the PPP line which has more limited access to outside funding.”
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The letter also asks that each restaurant that applies be assigned a local bank to execute the loans and that the “arbitrary June forgiveness date” for PPP loans be eliminated pointing to the fact that “This virus has moved in waves with a different timeline in different parts of our country.”


theroot--2020-04-20--This Week in More Lies From the President: You Know Who’s to Blame for Scottie Pippen’s Horrible Con

This Week in More Lies From the President: You Know Who’s to Blame for Scottie Pippen’s Horrible Contract? Governors and Obama!

Once again President Carole “ That Bitch ” Baskin is continuing to blame everything coronavirus related on governors and the Obama administration .
According to the president , who has been thoroughly fact-checked by the Associated Press , shortages in coronavirus testing are the fault of governors and the Obama administration , while somehow all of the “ relatively low death rates in the U.S. ” are a victory for his team .
“ They don ’ t want to use all of the capacity that we ’ ve created .
We have tremendous capacity ...
They know that .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ governors know that ; they ’ re the ones that are complaining , ” Trump said during a press briefing Saturday .
The truth is that Democrats aren ’ t the only ones complaining about COVID-19 testing : everyone , which includes Republicans , has complained about the lack of testing .
Dr. Anthony Fauci , America ’ s favorite infectious disease expert and the only truth-teller during these press briefings , literally said that the U.S. doesn ’ t have “ the critical testing and tracing procedures needed to begin reopening the @ @ @ @ @ @ @ have to have something in place that is efficient and that we can rely on , and we ’ re not there yet , ” Fauci said .
Adding , that the U.S. does n ’ t have the capabilities to rapidly test for the virus and he is concerned that there will be new outbreaks if social distancing is eased .
The AP also pointed out that “ [ Fauci ’ s ] concerns are echoed by several Republicans , ” which would include Wyoming Gov .
Mark Gordon , a Republican @ @ @ @ @ @ @ his state ’ s testing capacity was inadequate and urged a larger role for the federal government.
” “ It ’ s a perilous set of circumstances trying to figure out how to make this work , and until we ’ ve got the testing up to speed — which has got to be part of the federal government stepping in and helping — we ’ re just not going to be there.
” That position is echoed by Republican Maryland Gov .
Larry Hogan , who called the lack of testing “ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ America , and has been from the beginning of this crisis.
” “ And I can tell you , I talk to governors on both sides of the aisle nearly every single day , ” he said on CNN ’ s State of the Union .
“ The administration , I think , is trying to ramp up testing , and trying — they are doing some things with respect to private labs .
But to try to push this off to say that the governors have plenty of testing , and they @ @ @ @ @ @ @ , somehow we aren ’ t doing our job , is just absolutely false .
” THE FACTS : His repeated insistence that the Obama administration is to blame for initial delays in testing is wrong .
The novel coronavirus did not exist until late last year , so there was no test to inherit .
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention instead struggled to develop its own test for the coronavirus in January , later discovering problems in its kits sent to state and county public health labs in early February @ @ @ @ @ @ @ two weeks to come up with a fix to the test kits , leading to delays in diagnoses through February , a critical month when the virus took root in the U.S. Not until Feb. 29 did the FDA decide to allow labs to develop and use their own coronavirus diagnostic tests before the agency reviews them , speeding up the supply .
Previously , the FDA had only authorized use of a government test developed by the CDC .
Meantime the U.S. bypassed a test that the World Health Organization quickly made @ @ @ @ @ @ @ test was flawed ; it wasn ’ t .
Trump ’ s two go-to statements—Obama and everyone else not named Trump—are no longer working , and currently , Trump is still no .
1 on America ’ s most hated list , but as the Michael Jordan documentary keeps rolling out , former Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause is closing in .

Once again President Carole “That Bitch” Baskin is continuing to blame everything coronavirus related on governors and the Obama administration.
According to the president, who has been thoroughly fact-checked by the Associated Press, shortages in coronavirus testing are the fault of governors and the Obama administration, while somehow all of the “relatively low death rates in the U.S.” are a victory for his team.
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“They don’t want to use all of the capacity that we’ve created. We have tremendous capacity...They know that. The governors know that. The Democrat governors know that; they’re the ones that are complaining,” Trump said during a press briefing Saturday.
The truth is that Democrats aren’t the only ones complaining about COVID-19 testing: everyone, which includes Republicans, has complained about the lack of testing.
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, America’s favorite infectious disease expert and the only truth-teller during these press briefings, literally said that the U.S. doesn’t have “the critical testing and tracing procedures needed to begin reopening the nation’s economy.”
“We have to have something in place that is efficient and that we can rely on, and we’re not there yet,” Fauci said.
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Adding, that the U.S. does n’t have the capabilities to rapidly test for the virus and he is concerned that there will be new outbreaks if social distancing is eased.
The AP also pointed out that “[Fauci’s] concerns are echoed by several Republicans,” which would include Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon, a Republican, who on Friday noted that “his state’s testing capacity was inadequate and urged a larger role for the federal government.”
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“It’s a perilous set of circumstances trying to figure out how to make this work, and until we’ve got the testing up to speed — which has got to be part of the federal government stepping in and helping — we’re just not going to be there.”
That position is echoed by Republican Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, who called the lack of testing “probably the No. 1 problem in America, and has been from the beginning of this crisis.”
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“And I can tell you, I talk to governors on both sides of the aisle nearly every single day,” he said on CNN’s State of the Union.
“The administration, I think, is trying to ramp up testing, and trying — they are doing some things with respect to private labs. But to try to push this off to say that the governors have plenty of testing, and they should just get to work on testing, somehow we aren’t doing our job, is just absolutely false. ”
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More Trump lies debunked by AP:
TRUMP: “We inherited a broken, terrible system.” — news briefing Saturday. THE FACTS: His repeated insistence that the Obama administration is to blame for initial delays in testing is wrong. The novel coronavirus did not exist until late last year, so there was no test to inherit. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention instead struggled to develop its own test for the coronavirus in January, later discovering problems in its kits sent to state and county public health labs in early February. It took the CDC more than two weeks to come up with a fix to the test kits, leading to delays in diagnoses through February, a critical month when the virus took root in the U.S. Not until Feb. 29 did the FDA decide to allow labs to develop and use their own coronavirus diagnostic tests before the agency reviews them, speeding up the supply. Previously, the FDA had only authorized use of a government test developed by the CDC. Meantime the U.S. bypassed a test that the World Health Organization quickly made available internationally. Trump has said that test was flawed; it wasn’t.
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Trump’s two go-to statements—Obama and everyone else not named Trump—are no longer working, and currently, Trump is still no. 1 on America’s most hated list, but as the Michael Jordan documentary keeps rolling out, former Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause is closing in.


theroot--2020-04-20--10 Pieces of Unsolicited Advice for Teddy Riley for His Rematch With Babyface (Using Songs He Produc

10 Pieces of Unsolicited Advice for Teddy Riley for His Rematch With Babyface (Using Songs He Produced)

I can ’ t lie , Teddy Riley keeps pissing me off .
Some of it may not even be his fault but he keeps fucking up my vibe in a way that is grating on me so I ’ m laying my burdens down at his Uptowns .
I do , however , want to be clear here : Teddy Riley is a legend .
His catalog is impressive and he is responsible for changing black music as we know it .
I will forever appreciate what he has done for music and how his music impacted my life @ @ @ @ @ @ @ musical slander is out of bounds .
I actually unfriended somebody on Facebook ( over age 35 ) over the weekend who questioned who exactly Teddy Riley is and why we ’ re paying attention to him .
So back to my pisstivity .
Teddy Riley keeps pissing me off .
The first time the battle got postponed it was ( understandably ) because of , I believe , Babyface ’ s health .
Originally set for Sunday , April 5th , Babyface was either recovering from or currently in the midst of @ @ @ @ @ @ @ was literally postponed on the day of the event .
While letting us know why the battle got postponed , Teddy managed to lob in the idea that he wanted to do it on his own platform and wanted to do things somewhat differently .
Which , ya know , is cute and all but is the reason the thing got postponed because of Babyface ’ s health or because you decided to change the game in the ninth inning ?
The way he said it made it sound like the latter .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ I could understand why he might want to do something different , it also wasn ’ t a thing he created .
And that shit , whatever it was , cost me a Sunday evening event that I had literally scheduled .
Like I said , it isn ’ t rational .
Well , by now you already know what happened this past Saturday .
Even if you didn ’ t witness the debacle in real time —truly one of those moments I will always remember for the rest of my life—you absolutely @ @ @ @ @ @ @ about it .
I can ’ t lie , I was actually mad at Teddy for ruining that event with his shenanigans .
He seemed to be # TeamTooMuch from the beginning , with his full band , hype man , dancers , camera crew , etc .
That truly crystallized when Babyface showed up , solo , in his studio ready to play music , presumably off of his iPhone , with only some iPhone headphones to hear what was happening on Teddy ’ s end .
I was .38 hot .
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ was writing the “ Greatest Roast of All Time ” in my head , ready to unleash this effervescent and iridescent piece on the world ONLY to find out they rescheduled the battle ... FOR MONDAY NIGHT .
Because I didn ’ t write my piece Saturday night or Sunday and planned to do it on Monday ( today ) , they ’ d already announced a new battle so I couldn ’ t even write a roast .
It felt dumb .
Gotdammit , Teddy Riley .
Well because my blood is @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Teddy doesn ’ t squander whatever meager goodwill he has after leaving upwards of 400k people annoyed and unsatisfied—a staggering number when you think about it in terms of wasted opportunities—I still have some words to get off .
But because God ain ’ t done with me yet and I ’ m working on me , I decided to offer Ted some unsolicited advice for tonight since I will absolutely be tuning in .
Just to have some fun with it , I will also use songs and productions of Ted in @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Teddy , you were doing too much .
I ’ m assuming you know this now .
I ’ m sure you just wanted to give the people a good show and I appreciate that , but in this situation where folks literally have half a phone screen ( in most cases ) to work with , less is more .
Chill out .
Relax .
Let ’ s downsize .
How about you follow your own guidance and you know , make sure your shit is working ahead of time .
3 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ do the most , but it ’ s not “ My Prerogative ” Keep in mind that 400k people being over you because you decided to do your own thing one time won ’ t be as forgiving a second time ; you trended on Twitter on Saturday night for all the wrong reasons , wouldn ’ t it be nice to do so for all the right reasons ?
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4 .
Before you get really going , ask Babyface , “ Is It Good To You ?
” We will all @ @ @ @ @ @ @ .
5 .
You can still “ Jam , ” just do it solo Listen , having a person or two present is okay .
Folks are holed up with people .
Set up a keyboard or something like Scott Storch .
Play keys and whatnot , we ’ ll love that .
I know I will .
6 .
“ Remember The Time ” it all went bad ?
Babyface ’ s entirely chill demeanor is going to be a hard thing for you to compete with .
Folks already have you @ @ @ @ @ @ @ even know you made two of the songs you played .
You ’ re gon na have to get to that good shit and get us at home grooving !
8 .
You know why we ’ re all here watching ?
We want to appreciate you for the “ Joy ” you all brought us .
Remember that and keep it fun and light .
9 .
If you play them “ Rumpshakers ” we ’ ll all be happy 10 .
If you keep it fun , you can “ Make @ @ @ @ @ @ @ and maybe all will be forgiven .
Memes though , they will also last forever .

Panama Jackson on Very Smart Brothas, shared by Panama Jackson to The Root

I can’t lie, Teddy Riley keeps pissing me off.
Some of it may not even be his fault but he keeps fucking up my vibe in a way that is grating on me so I’m laying my burdens down at his Uptowns. I do, however, want to be clear here: Teddy Riley is a legend. His catalog is impressive and he is responsible for changing black music as we know it. I will forever appreciate what he has done for music and how his music impacted my life. Teddy Riley is a GOAT and musical slander is out of bounds. I actually unfriended somebody on Facebook (over age 35) over the weekend who questioned who exactly Teddy Riley is and why we’re paying attention to him.
I barely knew that nigga anyway.
So back to my pisstivity. Teddy Riley keeps pissing me off. The first time the battle got postponed it was (understandably) because of, I believe, Babyface’s health. Originally set for Sunday, April 5th, Babyface was either recovering from or currently in the midst of a bout with COVID-19; the battle was literally postponed on the day of the event. While letting us know why the battle got postponed, Teddy managed to lob in the idea that he wanted to do it on his own platform and wanted to do things somewhat differently. Which, ya know, is cute and all but is the reason the thing got postponed because of Babyface’s health or because you decided to change the game in the ninth inning? The way he said it made it sound like the latter. I was pissed then because even though I could understand why he might want to do something different, it also wasn’t a thing he created. And that shit, whatever it was, cost me a Sunday evening event that I had literally scheduled. Like I said, it isn’t rational.
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Well, by now you already know what happened this past Saturday. Even if you didn’t witness the debacle in real time —truly one of those moments I will always remember for the rest of my life—you absolutely saw the memes and/or heard people talking about it. I can’t lie, I was actually mad at Teddy for ruining that event with his shenanigans. He seemed to be #TeamTooMuch from the beginning, with his full band, hype man, dancers, camera crew, etc. That truly crystallized when Babyface showed up, solo, in his studio ready to play music, presumably off of his iPhone, with only some iPhone headphones to hear what was happening on Teddy’s end. I was .38 hot. As the shits were happening, I was writing the “Greatest Roast of All Time” in my head, ready to unleash this effervescent and iridescent piece on the world ONLY to find out they rescheduled the battle...FOR MONDAY NIGHT.
Because I didn’t write my piece Saturday night or Sunday and planned to do it on Monday (today), they’d already announced a new battle so I couldn’t even write a roast. It felt dumb. Gotdammit, Teddy Riley.
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Well because my blood is still warm and because I REALLY hope Teddy doesn’t squander whatever meager goodwill he has after leaving upwards of 400k people annoyed and unsatisfied—a staggering number when you think about it in terms of wasted opportunities—I still have some words to get off. But because God ain’t done with me yet and I’m working on me, I decided to offer Ted some unsolicited advice for tonight since I will absolutely be tuning in. Just to have some fun with it, I will also use songs and productions of Ted in order to provide this unsolicited advice.
Teddy, you were doing too much. I’m assuming you know this now. I’m sure you just wanted to give the people a good show and I appreciate that, but in this situation where folks literally have half a phone screen (in most cases) to work with, less is more. Chill out. Relax. Let’s downsize.
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2. “It’s Teddy, ready with the 1,2 checka…”
How about you follow your own guidance and you know, make sure your shit is working ahead of time.
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3. I get that you wanted to do the most, but it’s not “My Prerogative”
Keep in mind that 400k people being over you because you decided to do your own thing one time won’t be as forgiving a second time; you trended on Twitter on Saturday night for all the wrong reasons, wouldn’t it be nice to do so for all the right reasons?!
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4. Before you get really going, ask Babyface, “Is It Good To You?”
We will all be better for it. I promise.
5. You can still “Jam,” just do it solo
Listen, having a person or two present is okay. Folks are holed up with people. Set up a keyboard or something like Scott Storch. Play keys and whatnot, we’ll love that. I know I will.
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6. “Remember The Time” it all went bad?
Yeah, do the opposite.
Babyface’s entirely chill demeanor is going to be a hard thing for you to compete with. Folks already have you down 3-0 and Face claimed to not even know you made two of the songs you played. You’re gonna have to get to that good shit and get us at home grooving!
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8. You know why we’re all here watching? We want to appreciate you for the “Joy” you all brought us.
Remember that and keep it fun and light.
9. If you play them “Rumpshakers” we’ll all be happy
That’s really why we’re here.
10. If you keep it fun, you can “Make It Last Forever” with your fans and maybe all will be forgiven.
Memes though, they will also last forever.


theroot--2020-04-20--It's Official: NBA Players Are Taking a Pay Cut That Could Cost Them $654 Million In Salary

With layoffs , furloughs and other financial struggles becoming increasingly commonplace , the NBA just became the latest company to buckle under the weight of our country ’ s economic collapse .
In what could finally signal acknowledging that the rest of this NBA season will be cut short , ESPN reports that the NBA and the National Basketball Players Association have agreed to withhold 25 percent of each player ’ s salary , beginning May 15 .
Doing so “ clears the way for a gradual reduction in player salaries ” should any remaining regular-season games be canceled—which at @ @ @ @ @ @ @ will go into what ’ s essentially an escrow account , in which the money will be returned to players if all remaining regular-season games are played , but otherwise will be divided up among each team , based upon how many games are canceled .
In a worst-case scenario , players could be out of as much as $ 654 million in salary , per Front Office Sports , though they ’ ll continue to receive their paychecks in full until May 1 .
To minimize such a major financial hit , @ @ @ @ @ @ @ properly ahead of time and to avoid a situation in which the league has to run players down for its money , the deductions will be spread out over the first four pay periods of the 2020-21 season , beginning in November .
And considering CJ McCollum ’ s estimation that a third of the league lives check to check , it doesn ’ t bode well for the financial stability of some of our favorite NBA players .
The league has remained mum on any immediate plans to cancel games or resume @ @ @ @ @ @ @ informed players that a decision could be made one way or another on June 15 .
I ’ m personally in favor of a truncated season and playoffs if it allows the 2020-21 season to begin as close to its original date as possible , but we ’ ll keep our fingers crossed and see what happens .

With layoffs, furloughs and other financial struggles becoming increasingly commonplace, the NBA just became the latest company to buckle under the weight of our country’s economic collapse.
In what could finally signal acknowledging that the rest of this NBA season will be cut short, ESPN reports that the NBA and the National Basketball Players Association have agreed to withhold 25 percent of each player’s salary, beginning May 15. Doing so “clears the way for a gradual reduction in player salaries” should any remaining regular-season games be canceled—which at this point seems inevitable.
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Withheld funds will go into what’s essentially an escrow account, in which the money will be returned to players if all remaining regular-season games are played, but otherwise will be divided up among each team, based upon how many games are canceled.
In a worst-case scenario, players could be out of as much as $654 million in salary, per Front Office Sports, though they’ll continue to receive their paychecks in full until May 1.
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To minimize such a major financial hit, provide players with the opportunity to budget properly ahead of time and to avoid a situation in which the league has to run players down for its money, the deductions will be spread out over the first four pay periods of the 2020-21 season, beginning in November. And considering CJ McCollum’s estimation that a third of the league lives check to check, it doesn’t bode well for the financial stability of some of our favorite NBA players.
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The league has remained mum on any immediate plans to cancel games or resume the season, but the union has informed players that a decision could be made one way or another on June 15.
I’m personally in favor of a truncated season and playoffs if it allows the 2020-21 season to begin as close to its original date as possible, but we’ll keep our fingers crossed and see what happens.
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Let us pray.